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darthmonkey32

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« on: 07-01-2004 15:45 »

now, there hav been many leela vs amy polls but its time to choose witch fish monster would you take out on a date???any thoughts???  confused
David A

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« Reply #1 on: 07-01-2004 16:34 »

Umbriel.  She seems really nice.

Edna seems kinda shallow.  Also, she's dead now.
darthmonkey32

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« Reply #2 on: 07-01-2004 16:45 »

yeah but I mean if she was still alive though,but also a woman that falls in love with you for words is shallow I guess
Fridge

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« Reply #3 on: 07-01-2004 20:26 »

Umbriel-If I had to choose. She is a nice enough girl. Could you eat under water though, on the date? Or just drink. haha.
Alliteration

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« Reply #4 on: 07-01-2004 21:06 »

Screwdriver to the brain.

Edna- Dead.
Umbriel- Fish part on bottom, not top.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #5 on: 07-01-2004 22:44 »

Umbriel can still give head.

Also, I ::heart:: Parker Posey
DrJohnZ

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« Reply #6 on: 07-01-2004 23:07 »

Nix has the idea.
Plus Edna had a lot of mucus looking stuff comming out of her mouth when she was about to kiss (or something) to Fry.

yeah, that stuff... I think it's caviar, as Zoidberg says.

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feralHuman

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« Reply #7 on: 07-02-2004 07:50 »

Anything but the Decapodian Face-Hugger.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #8 on: 07-02-2004 12:35 »

My opinion..?
: clears throat :
D'UH!
David A

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« Reply #9 on: 07-02-2004 16:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Fridge:
Umbriel-If I had to choose. She is a nice enough girl. Could you eat under water though, on the date?

Sure you could.  I hope you like seafood, though.
Jicannon

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« Reply #10 on: 07-02-2004 17:35 »

 
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Originally posted by DrJohnZ:

yeah, that stuff... I think it's caviar, as Zoidberg says.



isn't caviar fish eggs?  dont think i'd want eggs in my mouth while im kissing someone...

and true, umbriel CAN still give head, and she still has the boobs up top

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Oh gry....we're so esoteric
darthmonkey32

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« Reply #11 on: 07-02-2004 18:43 »

 
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umbriel CAN still give head, and she still has the boobs up top

yes she can but what if edna gave you head...hmmmmm...
EvilLunch

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« Reply #12 on: 07-02-2004 19:04 »

Hey hey hey. You're talking about my favorite lady, now. : glare :
stolb3rg

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« Reply #13 on: 07-02-2004 23:45 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2004 23:45 »

well... itd be an eperience to remember if it was edna
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #14 on: 07-02-2004 23:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Umbriel can still give head.

But Edna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.   flirt
Kryten

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« Reply #15 on: 07-04-2004 02:15 »

 
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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Hey hey hey. You're talking about my favorite lady, now. : glare :

*shudder*

There's an unpleasant thought.
winna

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« Reply #16 on: 07-04-2004 02:32 »

I'd have sex with both of them.... at the same time... I like being covered in caviar...  I think I'll stop now....unless you want me to keep going...  no no  puke  roll eyes
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #17 on: 07-04-2004 12:58 »

Gotta go with Umbriel.
Bushmeister

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« Reply #18 on: 07-04-2004 15:46 »

I'd go with Umbriel too.
Blackadder11

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« Reply #19 on: 07-04-2004 16:19 »

Umbriel has the fish part on bottom, but Edna's a fish all over, so I'll take Umbriel.
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #20 on: 07-04-2004 16:59 »

This thread is disgusting! I am shocked, shocked, well not that shocked!

Having said that I'm gonna go with Umbriel!
winna

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« Reply #21 on: 07-05-2004 01:29 »

Since edna is already dead, you get the necrophiliac aspect too... Ooooooo  flirt  wink
M0le

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« Reply #22 on: 07-05-2004 01:52 »

If I had to pick between the face-sucking crab woman and the mermaid who I couldn't even do the nasty with I'd hope there was a third option.
Having said that, I think this thread is the second stupidest thread ever and should be closed. (The stupidest thread ever was the 'Who would win a race around the world?' thread)
winna

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« Reply #23 on: 07-05-2004 03:14 »

Quit trying to close the damn thread...  And let's stop with the innuendo, let's get to what's really on our minds; using our penii to seduce these sexfully beautiful women from the future...  roll eyes
darthmonkey32

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« Reply #24 on: 07-07-2004 16:48 »

amen there brother
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #25 on: 07-07-2004 21:29 »

in thats case, i choose Umbriel. for all the reasons previously stated.
winna

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« Reply #26 on: 07-09-2004 22:40 »

Yeah but it would be kinda difficult to mung someone with the fish part on bottom...
Shaucker

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« Reply #27 on: 07-12-2004 10:40 »

I'd go for Edna...there is nothing better than a good steamed lobster...and the tamale of the females is sooo good.
Jicannon

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« Reply #28 on: 07-12-2004 16:03 »

But, right after you have sex with Edna she would die. Umbriel is still my choice.
darthmonkey32

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« Reply #29 on: 07-17-2004 04:13 »

ok thats one of many faults but still


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Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #30 on: 07-17-2004 13:23 »

Umbriel. Lovely accent, great hair and she would be able to teach me Fish-speak.
redskirts

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« Reply #31 on: 07-17-2004 20:48 »

Er, well, as a female ...

I'd say Umbriel, because as has been pointed out many times, Edna's dead. And I don't need a lady part on the bottom to get off *g*

Then again, I don't know if Umbriel would swing that way.
Scifly

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« Reply #32 on: 07-18-2004 18:25 »

Why would you do it with a big creepy mud bug?

And as for Umbriel you can't do anything with her so this thread is useless.

Having said my piece I'd pick Umbriel  big grin

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futuramabndr

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« Reply #33 on: 08-22-2004 21:42 »

Umbriel because she doesn't have tentacle things for a mouth, and her breasts are big.
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #34 on: 08-22-2004 21:48 »

I'm going to have to go with Umbriel on this one. She is more humanoid and such.
evan

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« Reply #35 on: 08-23-2004 14:41 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Umbriel can still give head.

Also, I ::heart:: Parker Posey

Nix said what we were all thinking, so he gets some credit there.  Also, I totally agree with him on all points.

Mermaids > slimy crab monsters.

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Warning: do not try this at home
Zogonif

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« Reply #36 on: 08-25-2004 06:10 »

Out of the 2 Umbriel for me, I don't need no Facehagger thing
Cyberman

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« Reply #37 on: 08-25-2004 10:44 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2004 10:44 »

Umbriel for me.
Evil Abe

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« Reply #38 on: 08-25-2004 23:30 »

I am going to have to go for Umbriel as well.  She is hot even if she doesn't have lady part downstairs.  Edna even if you wanted to try to take a run at her she will die.  This is even if you are compatible with her.
Grim

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« Reply #39 on: 08-26-2004 00:56 »

you know, its threads like this that would get us put into Something Awful's weekend web...
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