edna or umbriel who do you think is the one for you???

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now, there hav been many leela vs amy polls but its time to choose witch fish monster would you take out on a date???any thoughts??? 

[Reply #1 on:]

Umbriel.  She seems really nice.

Edna seems kinda shallow.  Also, she's dead now.

[Reply #2 on:]

yeah but I mean if she was still alive though,but also a woman that falls in love with you for words is shallow I guess

[Reply #3 on:]

Umbriel-If I had to choose. She is a nice enough girl. Could you eat under water though, on the date? Or just drink. haha.

[Reply #4 on:]

Screwdriver to the brain.

Edna- Dead.
Umbriel- Fish part on bottom, not top.

[Reply #5 on:]

Umbriel can still give head.

Also, I ::heart:: Parker Posey

[Reply #6 on:]

Nix has the idea.
Plus Edna had a lot of mucus looking stuff comming out of her mouth when she was about to kiss (or something) to Fry.

yeah, that stuff... I think it's caviar, as Zoidberg says.

[Reply #7 on:]

Anything but the Decapodian Face-Hugger.

[Reply #8 on:]

My opinion..?
: clears throat :
D'UH!

[Reply #9 on:]

 

Originally posted by Fridge:
Umbriel-If I had to choose. She is a nice enough girl. Could you eat under water though, on the date?

Sure you could.  I hope you like seafood, though.

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Originally posted by DrJohnZ:

yeah, that stuff... I think it's caviar, as Zoidberg says.

isn't caviar fish eggs?  dont think i'd want eggs in my mouth while im kissing someone...

and true, umbriel CAN still give head, and she still has the boobs up top

[Reply #11 on:]

 

umbriel CAN still give head, and she still has the boobs up top

yes she can but what if edna gave you head...hmmmmm...

[Reply #12 on:]

Hey hey hey. You're talking about my favorite lady, now. : glare :

[Reply #13 on:]

well... itd be an eperience to remember if it was edna

[Reply #14 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Umbriel can still give head.

But Edna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.   

[Reply #15 on:]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Hey hey hey. You're talking about my favorite lady, now. : glare :

*shudder*

There's an unpleasant thought.

[Reply #16 on:]

I'd have sex with both of them.... at the same time... I like being covered in caviar...  I think I'll stop now....unless you want me to keep going...     

[Reply #17 on:]

Gotta go with Umbriel.

[Reply #18 on:]

I'd go with Umbriel too.

[Reply #19 on:]

Umbriel has the fish part on bottom, but Edna's a fish all over, so I'll take Umbriel.

[Reply #20 on:]

This thread is disgusting! I am shocked, shocked, well not that shocked!

Having said that I'm gonna go with Umbriel!

[Reply #21 on:]

Since edna is already dead, you get the necrophiliac aspect too... Ooooooo   

[Reply #22 on:]

If I had to pick between the face-sucking crab woman and the mermaid who I couldn't even do the nasty with I'd hope there was a third option.
Having said that, I think this thread is the second stupidest thread ever and should be closed. (The stupidest thread ever was the 'Who would win a race around the world?' thread)

[Reply #23 on:]

Quit trying to close the damn thread...  And let's stop with the innuendo, let's get to what's really on our minds; using our penii to seduce these sexfully beautiful women from the future... 

[Reply #24 on:]

amen there brother

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in thats case, i choose Umbriel. for all the reasons previously stated.

[Reply #26 on:]

Yeah but it would be kinda difficult to mung someone with the fish part on bottom...

[Reply #27 on:]

I'd go for Edna...there is nothing better than a good steamed lobster...and the tamale of the females is sooo good.

[Reply #28 on:]

But, right after you have sex with Edna she would die. Umbriel is still my choice.

[Reply #29 on:]

ok thats one of many faults but still

[Reply #30 on:]

Umbriel. Lovely accent, great hair and she would be able to teach me Fish-speak.

[Reply #31 on:]

Er, well, as a female ...

I'd say Umbriel, because as has been pointed out many times, Edna's dead. And I don't need a lady part on the bottom to get off *g*

Then again, I don't know if Umbriel would swing that way.

[Reply #32 on:]

Why would you do it with a big creepy mud bug?

And as for Umbriel you can't do anything with her so this thread is useless.

Having said my piece I'd pick Umbriel 

[Reply #33 on:]

Umbriel because she doesn't have tentacle things for a mouth, and her breasts are big.

[Reply #34 on:]

I'm going to have to go with Umbriel on this one. She is more humanoid and such.

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Umbriel can still give head.

Also, I ::heart:: Parker Posey

Nix said what we were all thinking, so he gets some credit there.  Also, I totally agree with him on all points.

Mermaids > slimy crab monsters.

[Reply #36 on:]

Out of the 2 Umbriel for me, I don't need no Facehagger thing

[Reply #37 on:]

Umbriel for me.

[Reply #38 on:]

I am going to have to go for Umbriel as well.  She is hot even if she doesn't have lady part downstairs.  Edna even if you wanted to try to take a run at her she will die.  This is even if you are compatible with her.

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you know, its threads like this that would get us put into Something Awful's weekend web...