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PEE Poll: Who Do You Think Can Drink More Beers or other acholic drinks
Fry   -0 (0%)
Bender   -22 (84.6%)
Leela   -1 (3.8%)
Dr.Zoidberg   -0 (0%)
Hermes   -0 (0%)
Amy   -0 (0%)
Professor Farnsworth   -1 (3.8%)
Scruffy The Janitor   -2 (7.7%)
Total Voters: 26

mrcrunk619

Crustacean
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« on: 06-11-2004 01:04 »

Who Do You Think?
scooty puff snr

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 06-11-2004 01:09 »

I just picked scruffy because i think that his hidden lifestyle includes many talents, one of them may be drinking.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 06-11-2004 01:19 »

I think it's pretty safe to say that Bender can put them away better then any of those fleshwads.
DrJohnZ

Starship Captain
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« Reply #3 on: 06-11-2004 01:29 »

This question and poll is futile...

Just watch "A Big Piece of Garbage" when the mayor tells Bender to keep drinking... he takes out like 3 in one second.
Or in "Where the Buggalo Roam" when he takes out all of those (what looks like) 'Jack Daniels'

so my vote, and what everybody elses should be... Bender.

This has been DrJohnZ, filling you in on knowledge you probably already knew  tongue
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 06-11-2004 01:36 »

I'd say Bender, because he's been drinking since he was built and he needs to drink to power his circuits so he has more experience than the others.
Alee

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 06-11-2004 01:43 »

DrJohnZ said it all.

Kicked your ass.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #6 on: 06-11-2004 03:52 »

(Long pause)..............Bender.  roll eyes
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 06-11-2004 07:18 »

Let's see:

Bender - Robot, needs alcohol to function, drank a whole keg, steaked across the Bendin' State campus and crammed 40 people into a phone booth. Won a drinking contest against the PE-ship. Acts like druck people when sober.

Conclusion : Bender!

Welcome to PEEL mrcrunk619, It's where the nerds stay  wink
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 06-11-2004 08:51 »

There's no question Bender's the top ethanol chugger. That's his primary operational objective(second being goofing off and third, bending).

But among the meatwads, I'd think it be Leela's dad. You gotta show some respect for a guy who thinks tequila should be enjoyed straight up, through a silly straw.
tom123

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 06-11-2004 09:19 »

Obviously it would be Bender. I mean, Bender is even fueled on it. It didn't take long for me to choose that.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 06-11-2004 16:03 »

I knew a guy once.... he wansn't you either....

Bender would beat us meatbags, no question
Kyle_M
Starship Captain
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« Reply #11 on: 06-11-2004 16:15 »

It's easily Bender. He can even make his own beer.  smile
mrcrunk619

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 06-11-2004 16:18 »

bender bender bender i was hoping he would win then i think fry should be runner-up
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 06-11-2004 17:14 »

Bender, because the others would eventually die.
dimension_8

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 06-11-2004 17:52 »

He has no limit! Go Bender!!
Bushmeister

Professor
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« Reply #15 on: 06-11-2004 18:25 »

Bender doesn't need to drink, he can quit any time he wants.

I would still go for him though.
victor2000
Starship Captain
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« Reply #16 on: 06-11-2004 22:20 »

 
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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
Bender - Robot, needs alcohol to function, drank a whole keg, steaked across the Bendin' State campus and crammed 40 people into a phone booth. Won a drinking contest against the PE-ship. Acts like druck people when sober.
I agree. That was going to be my reasoning, except you said it better.  tongue

athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #17 on: 06-11-2004 22:28 »

Bender, because obviously a person who drinks a whole keg of beer at once is going to die.  Bender, however, just belches fire.  However, when it comes to humans, Scruffy is probably the winner.  he just seems like a drinking guy, you know?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #18 on: 06-11-2004 22:37 »

In the whole series who never saw Scruffy with a drink even once. He didn't seem drunk in any way either, but Turanga Morris would be a good runner up.
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #19 on: 06-11-2004 22:39 »

I gotta go with Scruffy. He seems like he enjoys a few beers and fits the description of an angry drunk.
Alliteration

Starship Captain
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« Reply #20 on: 06-12-2004 20:46 »

He also knows how to make some sort of beer in a prison toilet, I forget what it was called.
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #21 on: 06-13-2004 00:16 »

He can make SANGRIA in a terlet. That's wine, Alliteration.

It's not on your list, but after Bender would be Turanga Morris: "Let's all have tequila to celebrate!"
Mmmmmm....tequila....
canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #22 on: 06-13-2004 02:57 »

It seems to me that since Bender can't puke, pass out, or die of alcohol poisoning, he'd win.  But that's just because there's no Irish character on the show.
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #23 on: 06-13-2004 23:37 »

Canned Eggs : FRY is a very Irish name.
Alee

Bending Unit
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« Reply #24 on: 06-14-2004 03:27 »

I always had it in my head that Fry's background was Irish. I'm not entirely sure why.

Kicked your ass.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 06-14-2004 04:46 »

Red hair... surname.... extreme stupidity...

it all fits!  big grin
slimmyCGEF

Administrator
Professor
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« Reply #26 on: 06-14-2004 05:05 »

this must be the crappiest poll ever... Bender runs on alcohol  wink ofcourse he can drink more beer  tongue
Tweek

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #27 on: 06-14-2004 05:40 »

Professor Farnsworth, he has had the longest life so the most time to drink  tongue
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #28 on: 06-14-2004 07:44 »

Bender, needing alcohol to function, obviously needs beer the most, and can drink the most.

Of course, who knows what Scruffy does after everyone else is gone?  tongue
Klumsy Kitty

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 06-16-2004 22:14 »

Actually, if I remember IITM right, when Fry thought he was a robot he did quite a job staying alive even though he was totally blotto; just look at all those beer cans!

Bender would of course lay them all to waste but I wonder if Hermes has ever gotten serious with that Jamaican rum Mon?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #30 on: 06-25-2004 00:28 »

Bender of course...he literally lives off of alcohol.
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