Who Do You Think Can Drink More Beers or other acholic drinks

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Who Do You Think?

[Reply #1 on:]

I just picked scruffy because i think that his hidden lifestyle includes many talents, one of them may be drinking.

[Reply #2 on:]

I think it's pretty safe to say that Bender can put them away better then any of those fleshwads.

[Reply #3 on:]

This question and poll is futile...

Just watch "A Big Piece of Garbage" when the mayor tells Bender to keep drinking... he takes out like 3 in one second.
Or in "Where the Buggalo Roam" when he takes out all of those (what looks like) 'Jack Daniels'

so my vote, and what everybody elses should be... Bender.

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[Reply #4 on:]

I'd say Bender, because he's been drinking since he was built and he needs to drink to power his circuits so he has more experience than the others.

[Reply #5 on:]

DrJohnZ said it all.

[Reply #6 on:]

(Long pause)..............Bender. 

[Reply #7 on:]

Let's see:

Bender - Robot, needs alcohol to function, drank a whole keg, steaked across the Bendin' State campus and crammed 40 people into a phone booth. Won a drinking contest against the PE-ship. Acts like druck people when sober.

Conclusion : Bender!

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[Reply #8 on:]

There's no question Bender's the top ethanol chugger. That's his primary operational objective(second being goofing off and third, bending).

But among the meatwads, I'd think it be Leela's dad. You gotta show some respect for a guy who thinks tequila should be enjoyed straight up, through a silly straw.

[Reply #9 on:]

Obviously it would be Bender. I mean, Bender is even fueled on it. It didn't take long for me to choose that.

[Reply #10 on:]

I knew a guy once.... he wansn't you either....

Bender would beat us meatbags, no question

[Reply #11 on:]

It's easily Bender. He can even make his own beer. 

[Reply #12 on:]

bender bender bender i was hoping he would win then i think fry should be runner-up

[Reply #13 on:]

Bender, because the others would eventually die.

[Reply #14 on:]

He has no limit! Go Bender!!

[Reply #15 on:]

Bender doesn't need to drink, he can quit any time he wants.

I would still go for him though.

[Reply #16 on:]

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
Bender - Robot, needs alcohol to function, drank a whole keg, steaked across the Bendin' State campus and crammed 40 people into a phone booth. Won a drinking contest against the PE-ship. Acts like druck people when sober.

I agree. That was going to be my reasoning, except you said it better. 

[Reply #17 on:]

Bender, because obviously a person who drinks a whole keg of beer at once is going to die.  Bender, however, just belches fire.  However, when it comes to humans, Scruffy is probably the winner.  he just seems like a drinking guy, you know?

[Reply #18 on:]

In the whole series who never saw Scruffy with a drink even once. He didn't seem drunk in any way either, but Turanga Morris would be a good runner up.

[Reply #19 on:]

I gotta go with Scruffy. He seems like he enjoys a few beers and fits the description of an angry drunk.

[Reply #20 on:]

He also knows how to make some sort of beer in a prison toilet, I forget what it was called.

[Reply #21 on:]

He can make SANGRIA in a terlet. That's wine, Alliteration.

It's not on your list, but after Bender would be Turanga Morris: "Let's all have tequila to celebrate!"
Mmmmmm....tequila....

[Reply #22 on:]

It seems to me that since Bender can't puke, pass out, or die of alcohol poisoning, he'd win.  But that's just because there's no Irish character on the show.

[Reply #23 on:]

Canned Eggs : FRY is a very Irish name.

[Reply #24 on:]

I always had it in my head that Fry's background was Irish. I'm not entirely sure why.

[Reply #25 on:]

Red hair... surname.... extreme stupidity...

it all fits! 

[Reply #26 on:]

this must be the crappiest poll ever... Bender runs on alcohol  ofcourse he can drink more beer 

[Reply #27 on:]

Professor Farnsworth, he has had the longest life so the most time to drink 

[Reply #28 on:]

Bender, needing alcohol to function, obviously needs beer the most, and can drink the most.

Of course, who knows what Scruffy does after everyone else is gone? 

[Reply #29 on:]

Actually, if I remember IITM right, when Fry thought he was a robot he did quite a job staying alive even though he was totally blotto; just look at all those beer cans!

Bender would of course lay them all to waste but I wonder if Hermes has ever gotten serious with that Jamaican rum Mon?

[Reply #30 on:]

Bender of course...he literally lives off of alcohol.