Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Shadowstar:
"They terk our jerbs!"
Wait, that last one isn't from Futurama. But I don't care. I say it all the time. In addition to that: "RabbleRabbleRabbleRabble!!"
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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Originally posted by Sal: im not sure if this is actually said but i think its funny,
Mom: Cram a bastard in it, you bastrd! That's " Cram a bastard in it, you CRAP!".
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seraicontet
Crustacean
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anthology of interest 2 human bender after party:woo!
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3/4 of a Jesus
Starship Captain
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Hahaha "Mommy, why is that man like that?" "Don't look at him!" ... or something to that effect.
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PtPA
Crustacean
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Prof: And fry, you have that brain thing. Fry: I already did!
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Aussie
Crustacean
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Sal: "Get me my library card because I'm checking you out"
Tragicaly it was in a deleted scene from Parasite Lost
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: "Now THAT is IRONY!!!"
-TDHAIPT
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Officer1bdi
Poppler
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There's no place like IWANNABEAWITCH
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"Are you ready to operate doctor?" "I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery." "That's my joke! I'll kill you!!"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"Oh no, I forgot this is a hoverbridge." "And I forgot this isn't a hovercar." "Is any of that a problem?" "Not if you've lived a life without regrets." ::freaks out::
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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" The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention! Now that IS "Irony"!"- Bernder, TDHAIP, and "You evil, metal, DORK!" FRy, same ep
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John Pannozzi
Starship Captain
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G'uh!
Holy camoli!
Oh, your God!
Bit my shiny, metal ass
Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending.
Holy crap, that bastard's itchy!
C'mon, Al, can't ya let the little guy out?
Hello, my friends, and the robet.
Welcome to the world of tommorrow?
My God, they're like flying televisions!
Horray, it's just like Marti Gra!
Slop's on! and thank God I'm a robot so I don't have to et it.
This ain't some parrel universe where you gettin' any younger.
No thanks, I'm on the peace patch.
C'mon, Kif, teenagers smoke and they seem pretty on the ball.
You stink, dude, even my grandmother got past the first monkey, and she thought this was a cigerette machine.
I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life.
Here's to another lousy Millennium.
Cool! Just like in Star Trek! [The door closes on his head.] Ow!
Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: Um....
Leela: Is it about my eye?
Fry: Sort of.
Leela: *sighs* Just ask the question.
Fry: What's with the eye?
Leela: (insecure) I'm an alien all right? Now let's drop the subject.
Fry: Cool, an alien! Has your race taken over the Earth?
Leela: No I just work here.
Fry: My God, a million years!
Leela: Techniquely, it's closer to a thousand, but that's still a long time.I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
Fry: You know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad. I had nothing to live for in my old life. I was broke. I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
Leela: Well at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!
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