Favourite Exclamation!!!!

[#80 :]

"Sweet zombie jesus!"

edit: TOTPDisco
(Whomever made this animation, it's the best ever.)

[#81 :]

"Got to hell!"


Oh. You mean in the show.

...

"Go to hell!"

[#82 :]

This is skunked!

(A Tale Of Two Santas table reading)

[#83 :]

Private Lee Lemon May Be The Finest Recruit I've Seen In All My Years Of Service. That Young Man Fills Me With Hope.

...And Some Other Emotions That Are Weird And Are Deeply Confusing Me...
Zapp

Sarge- Correct, You Have No Obligation, Unless

War Were Declared.

(Sirens)

Fry- What's That?

Sarge- War Were Declared.

[#84 :]

"War has made me into a man...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Do a flip!"

"Hey Zoidberg get in here!"
"SCREW YOU!"

"AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS! 

[#85 :]

We got movie sign!

GAAAWWWW! (Godzilla's roar)

What in the sam hill?

Dang it!

A thea-thea-that's all, folks!

But Seriously:

Holy camoli!

Bite my ass!   

St'uh

[#86 :]

When Prof. Farnsworth says "Good news everyone!" makes me chuckle. Every episode, it's gauranteed.

And yes, "My Manwich!" is a really good one.

[#87 :]

Probably one of the best besides "good news everyone."
BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass.

[#88 :]

Zoidberg, soaking in brine!
I can't believe evryones just adlibbing!

[#89 :]

(from a deleted scene where Fry talks to the Orphanerium Director)

Director: "You wanna dig up dirt on some orphans?  This kid was concieved from a sperm bank truck crashing into an egg donor facility!"

[#90 :]

Morbo:
Windmills do not work that way!
I will destroy you!

[#91 :]

Hermes: "Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita. The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!"
Leela: "Whoa?"
Zoidberg: "What?"
Hermes: "If you ask me, it's mighty suspicious. I'm gonna call the police... right after I flush some things."
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Kif: "The Holo-shed's on the frits again! The characters turned real!"
Brannigan: "Damn! The last time that happened, I got slapped with 3 paternity suits!" 

[#92 :]

Professor: "That IS stupid!"

Fry: "INE INE INE INE INE!" <sp>

[#93 :]

I'd probably go with "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"  I was using that one before I even started lurking here and saw all you guys doing it.  Then again, I mostly do it to make fun of my goth/atheist friends.  "We're boned" also gets a lot of attention.

[#94 :]

my favorite is the morbo one mentioned above by Jicannon

[#95 :]

Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a T, it goes "tuh".
Morbo: Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!

and of course:

Bender: Second Place?! That's a fancy word for losing! *You* *didn't* *stick* *your* *landing!*
Zoidberg: Forgive me my friend!
Bender: NEVER!!!!

And...

B-E-N-D-E-R
Beeeee-eeee-eeeeennnder!
B-E-N-D-E-R
Beeeee-eeee-eeeeennnder!
Sayin' B!  E!  N! 
Derrrrrr-rrrrrr-rrrrrrr-rrrrrr-rrrr!

[#96 :]

"REAL HOLOGRAM SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BACK!!!"

"NIXON'S BAAACK!!!"

And, of course, the Headless Body of Agnew:

"rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr rrrrrr!!!!!!"

[#97 :]

Professor "Good news everyone, You all have a mission to further the cause of intergalactic peace."

Bender "Nope. Watching cartoons."


Nixon "I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat! And I'll break into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! muh ahahahaha!"

[#98 :]

I'm sure this has been said before, but I'm way too lazy to read all the posts.

"OH. YOUR. GOD!"

Bender's the man.

[#99 :]

Kif: "Oh monkey trumpets..."

[#100 :]

I say this alot now for some reason... "Time makes fools of us all".

[#101 :]

oh your god!!
and im his freind jesus!!
listen to mr. im-my-own-grampa, screw history, lets get out of here!
hello coffin-stuffers!

so many funny ones

[#102 :]

Choke on that, causality!

[#103 :]

An elephant who never forgets, TO KILL!

Beck: YEEEAAAHHH YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

Oh Crap Its a miracle!

No im, doesn't

Hermes: Have you lost all self respect?
Fry: All What?

BAM!

Develed Egg!

Dont ham it up!

[#104 :]

"WELSHY!!!!"
"FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT...FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT!"
"Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!"
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMED!"

[#105 :]

"Wrong again idiot."

"NO!!! We can't and we won't, this is a delivary company not a prom limousine."

"If dodn't survive, tell my wife hello"

"A man boxing a kangaroo, perhaps. But a robot boxing a kangaroo, now i'm afraid you've lost me."

"Fools! A quip about putting me behind bars would have been far more delicous."

[#106 :]

I like to say 'good news,everyone' and "what up?" and of course the famous "bite my shiny metal ass!"

[#107 :]

"BAAAAAUUUUM!"

Okay, so it's not in the actual show itself...but everytime John Dimaggio or Maurice (I think it was?) did that in the "Spanish Fry" audio commentary, I cracked up. ^^;

[#108 :]

Hee... from anthology of intest part 2-
mom- by monkey cake i ment your ass!!

Bender should not be allowed on tv-
Morbo- across the galaxy my people are completing the mighty space fleet that will exterminate the human race!!... but first this news from tinseltown...

Spanish Fry-
Lrr- One of these days Ndnd... one of these days... BAM! ZOOM! straight to the moon of  Omicron Persei 8!

A fishful of dollars-
Mom- now I'm off to some chairty BS for knocked up teenage sluts...

gold... pure... gold.....

[#109 :]

"Pathetic Humans, prepare to write down the recipe!"

"Wont you take me to, FUNKYTOWN!!!"

"OH YOUR GOD!"

"OW , my sperm..."

"But, but,... Bender need brain... for smartmaking"

"I am Bender. Please insert Gurder"
and also "I'm Bender baby please insert LIquor!"

[#110 :]

Some I'm surprised haven't been mentioned yet...

"Stop exploding, you COWARDS!"

"He sickens me!"

"SCANDALOUS!"

EDIT: /me shakes fist at the typo fairy

[#111 :]

Ditto Y_L_B:

"Too late, this is more fun!"
"Save my friends!....And Zoidberg!"
"With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!"
"She also liked to shut up"

...I don't know if some of you would consider a couple of those exclamations, but then again I don't care 

[#112 :]

How did I not mention this, I did this in one of my video projects last year...

"Let me pick up the check..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[#113 :]

"My plan is so simple, an idiot could've devised it!"

[#114 :]

AMY: What happened to my parasol?!

BENDER: I dunno, it wasn't here when I took your umbrella.

[#115 :]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Do you have a problem with your old man talking about SEEEXXXXXX? I HAVE SEEEEEXXXXX!

Let me guess, from the Simpsons, the Simpsons & Son episode?  Forgive me for nitpicking, but I think he said, at the end, "I had sex", not have.  But it's been a while since I've seen it... 

Anyway, without a doubt, the number one for me HAS to be "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

[#116 :]

Bender's "Oh. Your. God."

Also, Bender's comment in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back, when Hermes is about to jump off of the Planet Express building:
"Do a backflip!"

[#117 :]

"Daffodil!"
"So that's what life would have been like if I'd invented the fing-longer.  A man can dream though, A man can dream"
Morbo when his wife's fixing his bowtie-"Stop it, Stop it, it's fine.  I will DESTROY you."
It's been said many times, but my favourite is "Holy Zombie Jesus"
"I am already in my pyjamas."
"The hat goes on the head!  Of Course!  It all seems so obvious now!"
Truman: "Bush wa. No what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?"
Truman: "Ha! Crackers, I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no…"

THat last one's the best.

[#118 :]

Fry: I've got to redeem myself. Somehow, sometime, for some reason. I'll block this takeover!

Poopenmeyer: You people aren't Santa. You aren't even robots. 91. How dare you lie in front of Jesus! [00 comes up.] Hey! Zero!

Bender:- Up yours chump! I'm catching the next pimpmobile out of here!

Calculon: That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!

Hyperchicken:- I'm sorry. I thought yous was corn.
and.... of course...

Fry:-Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

*giggles*...

[#119 :]

Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate - "The superheroes have turned evil, most uncool." (Less Than Hero)

Teddy Roosevelt - "A human boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle, but a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me. (or something like that)" (Same as above)

and of course there's the good ol' "Argh!" (Several Episodes)