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PEE Poll: the battle royal
fry   -1 (3.7%)
amy   -0 (0%)
leela   -16 (59.3%)
nibbler   -2 (7.4%)
the proffeser   -0 (0%)
bender   -5 (18.5%)
hermies   -0 (0%)
homer   -0 (0%)
zoidberg   -2 (7.4%)
other (please post in the other one   -1 (3.7%)
Total Voters: 27

probulater

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« on: 04-14-2004 23:47 »

without wepons at the same time who would win in the end.
M0le

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« Reply #1 on: 04-15-2004 00:19 »

I'd imagine Leela would win the fight, but possibly Bender.
Venus

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« Reply #2 on: 04-15-2004 00:23 »

i'd say Leela. She's the only one with extensive martial arts training.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #3 on: 04-15-2004 00:35 »

Fry would probably die. Zoidberg would be could with the clipping. (hence WMIBACIL?) But I think Leela would win.
KVA

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« Reply #4 on: 04-15-2004 02:01 »

Leela will surely win because AOI 1 showed that she is able to kill any PE crew member.
Iron Chef
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« Reply #5 on: 04-15-2004 02:14 »

Bender showed some strong fighting skills in WNFHGB so I think that coupled with his virtual indistructability would make him incredibly hard to beat
Tweek

UberMod
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« Reply #6 on: 04-15-2004 04:29 »

 
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Originally posted by KVA:
Leela will surely win because AOI 1 showed that she is able to kill any PE crew member.
Indeed  smile

Passing user

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« Reply #7 on: 04-15-2004 06:11 »

Homer?  We got Simpsons characters?
Paxxer

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« Reply #8 on: 04-15-2004 10:36 »

I say Lil' Nibbler! He did eat that entire cargo hold full of giant dangerous "animals" right?
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 04-15-2004 10:47 »

id definatley go for morbo (under other), as he is also on about killing all humans this would be a great warm up
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #10 on: 04-15-2004 11:04 »

Leela. If AOI I wasn't evidence enough, her performance in "Hell Is Other Robots" should close the deal. She cleared the mosh pit floor in 3 seconds flat.
termos

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« Reply #11 on: 04-15-2004 11:05 »

But we never actually see Morbo destroy anything.

I agree with Paxxer that Nibbler could just eat his opponent. After all, his race is ancient and powerful (and cute).
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #12 on: 04-15-2004 11:05 »

I AM DESTRCUTOR! (makes that noise)

...but amongst the crew... Leela.
She can beat up robots... and she's beaten up zoidberg... (TFP) she can take'em all!
victor2000
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« Reply #13 on: 04-15-2004 11:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Passing user:
Homer?  We got Simpsons characters?
Yes, why is Homer there?  roll eyes
Back to the topic, Leela would eaisly win, for all the reasons above this post.  tongue
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #14 on: 04-15-2004 15:57 »

i'd think either Zoidberg or Leela. Leela has the xtensive martial arts experience. BUT Zoidberg has a super-strong shell and those claws...
boxie

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« Reply #15 on: 04-15-2004 16:39 »

 
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Originally posted by termos: ...Nibbler could just eat his opponent.

But he would struggle with Bender...

I choose Leela.
termos

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« Reply #16 on: 04-15-2004 16:44 »
« Last Edit on: 04-15-2004 16:44 »

I think Zoidberg would be quite hard to kill. He doesn't seem to mind having several organs removed... Also, a 5000 dollar sword couldn't harm him. FRY DID IT!
probulater

Crustacean
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« Reply #17 on: 04-15-2004 16:57 »

please vote then voice your thoght
probulater

Crustacean
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« Reply #18 on: 04-15-2004 17:01 »

sorry about homer i wanted to fillit with choices any way simsons characters count to if you care
Digital Dragon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #19 on: 04-15-2004 20:11 »

Fry because stupid and inept as he is, he will always win in the end because he has a pure heart.

Or possibly not.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #20 on: 04-16-2004 02:56 »

Everytime I see this thread opened by another clueless newbie, I want to send the moron who invented this whole concept to Siberia.
Bushmeister

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« Reply #21 on: 04-16-2004 04:50 »

Leela would win with her martial arts skills. Easily.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #22 on: 04-16-2004 08:12 »

pfft, Nurdbot, if you had it your way, you'd send everyone to Siberia! Damn pinko.
Paxxer

Crustacean
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« Reply #23 on: 04-16-2004 09:35 »

I may be a newbie here (this is only my 7th post or something like that) but even I'm surprised this topic hasn't been closed yet! I've seen plenty a topic like this before. Plus I think probulater is a dimwit aswell anywayz.


P.S - Go Nibbler! Or good ol' Zoidy!
chunks

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« Reply #24 on: 04-16-2004 14:36 »
« Last Edit on: 04-16-2004 14:36 »

well,
nibbler can eat every body   evil laugh
zoidberg has claws   cool
leelas a good fighter   smile
and benders a metal robot   big grin
so i dont know who     confused
but i voted for leela
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Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #25 on: 04-16-2004 15:47 »

Leela has shown her homocidal streak in AOI 1 so she'd probably win. If she was more impulsive.
Hedonism Bot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #26 on: 04-16-2004 17:19 »

Bender. No weapons are allowed, so Bender would be able to take a lot of punishment before breaking. He'd probably let Leela take down everybody else, then vent his exhaust on her - but does that count as a weapon?
Whoopwhoopwhoop

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 04-26-2004 22:06 »

Zoidberg would easily win, hell just eat everything
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #28 on: 04-26-2004 22:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Whoopwhoopwhoop:
Zoidberg would easily win, hell just eat everything

got a good point dude. Also, he has those claws that chop pretty much anything into pieces.

boxie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #29 on: 04-27-2004 09:21 »

... except Bender...
KVA

Bending Unit
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« Reply #30 on: 04-27-2004 10:26 »

Bender isn't very hard to break. In ISTE Leela broke his hand without any trouble (the scene when they come to the doctor) and also he has self-destruction button on his body.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #31 on: 04-27-2004 11:59 »

What would be the point of a battle royal, anyway?  Everyone in Planet Express are friends.
So I really don't see the point of them all fighting.  If I had to say who would win, it would be Leela and Bender.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #32 on: 04-27-2004 16:50 »

They started fighting after Fry crashes the the PlanEx ship into Hermes' un-insured home and Leela has in-operable cancer and precedes to take out her anger on Bender who is quickly backed by his friend Zoidberg who also has a on-going fued with Hermes and the Professor.

That explain it?
John Pannozzi

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« Reply #33 on: 04-27-2004 17:52 »

Let me review the combatants:

Fry: has no real fighting abilities, but he's managed to survive a Suicide Booth, his best friends beating him up several times, Robot Hell, the Titanic and having a hole ripped through his chest.

Amy: Even though I think Amy is really cute and is perhaps the cutest/sexiest cartoon character in existance, she doesn't stand a chance in a fight with Zoidberg and/or Leela and/or Bender and/or Nibbler

Leela: The best fighter in the PE crew, but she'd prob'ly be killed by Bender unless she had a magnet or a canopener or a microwave.

Nibbler: Can eat almost anything and anyone. Only was killed by Leela in AOI1 because Leela attacked him too fast and Nibbler can't see in the dark.

Prof. Farnsworth: Without any of his inventions, he probably won't survive.

Bender: He'd prob'ly bend evryone to death unless someone had magnets or a microwave or a canopener.

Hermes: Can limbo but can't do anything else.

Homer: Has survived extreme pain, so maybe he can survive being beaten by Leela  or being bended by Bender or being eaten by Nibbler or being sliced by Zoidberg.

Zoidberg: His claws could prob'ly destroy most of the others.

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Conclusion: I dunno who will win, but Amy, Prof. Farnsworth and Hermes will more than likely die.
DrJohnZ

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 04-27-2004 18:10 »

Well Zoidberg has those sharp claws.
He cut through Fry's arm (bone and all) in WMIBACIL like butter. He could use that against everyone... wait, Bender is a robot.

When you do things right, people wont be sure you've done anything at all.
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #35 on: 04-27-2004 18:15 »

Leela will win.  First, she kicks Farnsworth into a pit of man-eating anteaters.  Next, she hacks off Hermes torso and stuff him down the garbage disposer.  She'll use a microwave to kill Bender, then kill Amy.

Nibbler will be despatched using a conviently placed sword, and then Leela will eat a delicious Lobster Zoidberg.  Finally, she'll sleep with Fry to ensure his silence.  And Homer's a fictional character, so there.  tongue
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #36 on: 04-27-2004 18:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
What would be the point of a battle royal, anyway?  Everyone in Planet Express are friends.
So I really don't see the point of them all fighting.  If I had to say who would win, it would be Leela and Bender.
It doesn't matter how it started, it matters how it end.

 I think Theoden said it best: "Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day...a red day...and the sun rises! Death!"
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