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canned eggs

Space Pope
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« Reply #40 on: 04-08-2004 20:54 »

...don't stop for any reason.
fryfriends

Crustacean
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« Reply #41 on: 04-08-2004 21:10 »

haha anything he said about how much he hates neutrals definetly were great.
boxie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #42 on: 04-09-2004 16:21 »

My little sister (6) came into my room today and announced 'I am the man with no name'

Class. Comedy. Moment.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #43 on: 04-09-2004 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-09-2004 16:47 »

Zapp: So, this Leela. I know she's a very sensuous woman but what manner of captain is she?
Fry: She's really strict.
Bender: And mean.
Zapp: I see. Does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?
Fry: No, she just makes us do work and stuff.
Zapp: Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare-bottom spanking policy let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed.
Bender: Hey, this guy's alright!
Alliteration

Starship Captain
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« Reply #44 on: 04-09-2004 21:03 »

"It looks like your toliet was set to stun, not kill."

Could be wrong, I have not seen that episode in a while.
FemJesse

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #45 on: 04-09-2004 21:53 »

"Search them for paper... and bring me a rock"
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 04-09-2004 22:04 »

So that makes the toilet seat the uncle,right?
Doubt I got all that right.
ninja_nightmare

Crustacean
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« Reply #47 on: 04-12-2004 20:45 »

how bout in a flight to remember

zapp:"there is nothing left to do now except for the captain to go down with the ship."

kif:"dats very noble sir"

zapp:"it is very noble of u kif im now promoting u to captain"

lol
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #48 on: 04-12-2004 23:22 »

Zapp: I order you to sit around and drink beer until you're as loyal as Kif here.

Zapp: Have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
Kif: The boy, sir?
Zapp: (Cheerful) You! You lay out my formal shorts!
Alliteration

Starship Captain
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« Reply #49 on: 04-12-2004 23:36 »

"Now thats a wave of destruction thats easy on the eyes"
HawkingHole4001

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 04-13-2004 00:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by bish:
 which one? there are so many
"Kif, the one way to get to a girl's heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in!"
  laff
i_need_help

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #51 on: 04-16-2004 17:42 »

my favorite quote is
"lower...lower...lower...TOO LOW...lower"

p.s.  hi   smile
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #52 on: 04-16-2004 18:35 »

'Oh god you're killing me *laughs*. OH GOD You're KILLING Me...'

Zapp: 'Crawling back to the Zapper like a bird on its belly, delicious'
Leela: 'Birds don't crawl'
Zapp: 'They've been known to'

Welcome to PEEL by the way.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #53 on: 04-16-2004 22:21 »

Zapp: Fly the white flag of WAR!

Zapp:You're a brave robot, soldier, but when I'm in command every mission is a suicide mission!
3/4 of a Jesus

Starship Captain
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« Reply #54 on: 04-16-2004 22:26 »

 Hi there i_need_help!

but anyway...
I watched AWITM again and I realized Zapp is probably into bondage. Here's my evidence...

*context: Zapp is being strapped to a wall by an Amazon*

Zapp: Tighter. Tighter! etc...
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #55 on: 04-16-2004 22:46 »

 
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Originally posted by 3/4 of a Jesus:
 Hi there i_need_help!

but anyway...
I watched AWITM again and I realized Zapp is probably into bondage. Here's my evidence...

*context: Zapp is being strapped to a wall by an Amazon*

Zapp: Tighter. Tighter! etc...

I wouldn't say Bondage in special, but SM.

I think of his words right after your quote: "Perhaps a hard spanking is in order - Tooooooo hard"


Lrrr_2004
Starship Captain
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« Reply #56 on: 04-16-2004 23:00 »
« Last Edit on: 04-16-2004 23:00 »

Here are my two favorite Brannigan-isms

My first favorte Brannigan quote is from "When aliens attack"

Brannigan:What the hell is that!

Kif:It appears to be the Mother Ship.

Brannigan:Then what did we just blow up?

Kif:The Hubble Telescope

My other favorite Brannigan quote is also from "When aliens attack"

Brannigan:The alien ship is here. (points to ship on screen) If we hit that bulls eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

(Kif groans)
dimension_8

Bending Unit
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« Reply #57 on: 05-26-2004 17:00 »

"Ok, lets try that a little lower, and a lot softer" laff
Guineapig Trick

Professor
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« Reply #58 on: 05-26-2004 17:17 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2004 17:17 »

"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."
Zapp:Captian's log stardate uh...
Kif: *sigh* April 13
Zapp:right, April 13... .2
"Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the sky."
"I've studied abroad or 2"

ah, classic zapp, my favorite character
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #59 on: 05-26-2004 17:20 »

"Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes". Zapp going through some (comic) magazines, then seeing the Lui-bots in "I dated a robot".


I just read through old post on this thread:

 
Quote
Originally posted by Undertow976:
Zapp:  "I am the man with no name . . . My name is Zapp Brannigan"

(this is my first post EVER)

End it was also his last  confused

Guineapig Trick

Professor
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« Reply #60 on: 05-26-2004 17:21 »

and he got it wron its " I am the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan at your service"
shame on him posting wrong then never posting again!?
Logan Fils

Bending Unit
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« Reply #61 on: 05-26-2004 18:50 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2005 00:00 »

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Klumsy Kitty

Bending Unit
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« Reply #62 on: 05-26-2004 21:30 »

For a guy who isn't a main character Zapp can really steal the show... I loved that "Fly the white flag of war!" one, and I can't remember the exact quote but where his is laying out his plan of attack(in WAA?) where he says we'll charge forward...and clog their gun barrels with the debris from our fleet. DAMN I am glad I'm never going to serve under that guy!
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #63 on: 05-27-2004 06:09 »

Kif: "That new recruit is phenominal!"
Zapp: "He etched out my old record by 2 seconds....16 minutes.....12 hours. Well I do plan to finish sometime, Kif."
-War Is The H-Word
Professie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #64 on: 05-27-2004 06:57 »

"A little lower and lots softer.."

 big grin cant remember the ep though.
Ash

Poppler
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« Reply #65 on: 05-27-2004 13:58 »

Zapp:  Kif, I'm experiencing the Captains Itch
Kif: I'll get the powder Sir.
Alliteration

Starship Captain
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« Reply #66 on: 05-27-2004 15:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Professie:
"A little lower and lots softer.."

  big grin cant remember the ep though.

I think it was Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch.

Or maybe I'm craaazzzyyy.
Professie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #67 on: 05-27-2004 18:07 »

Yup, you're right I think. I remember it now, thanx wink
Passing user

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #68 on: 05-28-2004 07:27 »

Two from Love's Labours:

ZAPP: Excellent, a move straight out of Sun Tzu's The Art of WAr.  Or my personal favourite, Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War.

ZAPP: But there's one thing their captain doesn't know, and that is that I, Zapp Brannigan, am prepared to-
KIF: Sir, they've docked and come aboard.
(or something like that)

Or my fav episode, A Flight to Remember:
ZAPP: By jackknifing between the comets at breakneck speed, we could get some kind of a gravity boost...or something.

I'm sure I've said this in another topic:
KIF: Sir, remember your course correction?
ZAPP: No.
(How can one word be so funny?)
And then there's him making Kif captain after crashing the Titanic.
futuramabndr

Crustacean
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« Reply #69 on: 05-28-2004 23:05 »

"Damn, last time that machine was on the frittz I got slapped with three paternity suites."

Its something like that from the episode Kif becomes pregnant.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 05-29-2004 22:46 »

Hi everyone... this is my first post... *waves*  Anyway, here are my favorite Brannigan-isms!

Zapp: And have the Boy lay out my formal shorts.
Kif: The boy, sir?
Zapp: You, Kif!  YOU lay out my formal shorts!

Zapp: That was one Brannigan-esque feat of heroism, Kif!

Zapp: Please.  You give me FAR too little credit!

(This one is from the comic "DOOP the Right Thing," but I think it's as funny as hell)
Zapp: Kif, I think my water just broke!
Kif: Captain, your body doesn't have the equipment to do that!
Zapp: ...Sure doesn't feel like water running down my leg either!

Zapp: ...and if that wicker chair survives, have it sent to my P.O. Box.

Zapp (not listening to Kif): Uh huh... uh huh... uh...
Kif: I finished talking--
Zapp: BELAY THAT REMARK!!!!

Zapp: Kif, we have important business to attend to.  *clicks tongue and holds a razor up to his armpit*

Zapp: So that makes the toilet seat the... uncle or something?

And I apologize if these aren't completely accurate. ^^;;;
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #71 on: 05-30-2004 02:28 »
« Last Edit on: 05-30-2004 02:28 »

Zapp: "Kif, show them the medal I recieved."
Kif groans and points to the medal on Zapp's chest.
Zapp: "After that, the killbots turned out to be quite friendly. Isn't that right, Corpsetron?"
Killbot: "Love is all around, captain."
Bender: "Oh, I can fix that."
Bender presses the Reset button on the Killbot, and then the Killbot starts chasing some soldiers down a hallway, firing at them.

-Love's Labours Lost In Space (deleted scene), and welcome to PEEL athena1999
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #72 on: 06-09-2004 19:00 »

Captain Zapp Brannigan: In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
Spaz

Crustacean
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« Reply #73 on: 06-11-2004 11:11 »

Yes! i can do one that no one has done
((I think lol))

"Shes built like a steak house... But she handles like a bistro"

I love that one   big grin

Everyones's always in favor of saving Hitlers brain.. But when  you put it in the body of a great white shark?  ooooo Suddenly you've gone to Far!!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #74 on: 06-11-2004 22:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Klumsy Kitty:
For a guy who isn't a main character Zapp can really steal the show... I loved that "Fly the white flag of war!" one, and I can't remember the exact quote but where his is laying out his plan of attack(in WAA?) where he says we'll charge forward...and clog their gun barrels with the debris from our fleet. DAMN I am glad I'm never going to serve under that guy!
Zapp: On my command, all ships will fly directly into the alien death cannon (cheerfully) clogging it with wreckage!

Zapp: Stop exploding you cowards!

Zapp: All of you will be fighting for your planet. Most of you will be dying for your planet. Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.

Zapp: Kif, stand by to take the blame. Steady...steady...NOW!

Zapp: I've got my eye on you Kif. (Points to an ensign which is obviosuly Decapodian) You, ensign, what's your name?
Decapodian: Hugh Man, sir!
Zapp: Hugh Man. Now there's a name I can trust!


athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #75 on: 06-11-2004 23:08 »

Say M0le... what episodes were those last two quotes from?  I'm sorry, I haven't seen season 4 in such a long time...

And I have more...

Zapp: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love-- hard and fast.

Zapp: Now here's a route with some chest hair.

Zapp: We know nothing of what they look like or their culture, but we know one thing for sure.  They stand for everything we don't.  Plus they told me you look like dorks!

Zapp: Kif, I have made it with a woman.  Inform the men.

Leela: Oh great.  Captain Moron has a plan.  Why don't you tell it to Wingus and Dingus over there?
Zapp (to Fry and Bender): Wingus?  Dingus?  Listen up!

And of course...
Zapp: I am the man with no name.  Zapp Brannigan!  (Just a side note, when a friend and I were bored at play practice last February, we just shouted that at random. ^^)
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #76 on: 06-12-2004 00:12 »
« Last Edit on: 06-12-2004 00:12 »

The last two quotes were from...

Zapp: Here is Spheron 1. It's a barren, desolate little planet with no natural resources or strategic value whatsoever. Any questions?
Spaz

Crustacean
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« Reply #77 on: 06-12-2004 04:52 »

"Anyone without a ship should sequre a
weapon and FIRE!! wildly into the air"
  big grin   big grin
Prince

Bending Unit
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« Reply #78 on: 06-12-2004 14:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Coilette:
'Oh god you're killing me *laughs*. OH GOD You're KILLING Me...'

Zapp: 'Crawling back to the Zapper like a bird on its belly, delicious'
Leela: 'Birds don't crawl'
Zapp: 'They've been known to'

Welcome to PEEL by the way.

Second.
Gotta be my two favourites. Along with possibly, 'Can you say that more Sexfully.'
Well what can I say, great minsd think alike   wink
Kyle_M
Starship Captain
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« Reply #79 on: 06-13-2004 09:42 »

"What are you, GAY?"   laff
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