Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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« on: 02-04-2004 18:38 »
« Last Edit on: 02-04-2004 18:38 »
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Okay, I don't think this has been done before (I searched) but I could have made a mistake, and, if I did, redirect me to the other thread. Anyway, the question is, what is your favorite Morbo and Linda news broadcast? Mine is from "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid":
Morbo is spinning on his chair and falls.
Linda :(laughs) You fell! (waves to camera) Hi! Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was, a train got crashed in New Jersey. Wanna' see?
Cut to: picture of a burning train
Linda(con't.): People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said "I'm sending in more trains!"
(another train crashes into the burning one and catches on fire)
Cut to: the newsroom
Morbo: Morbo can't understand his telaprompter, he forgot how you say the letter that looks like a man with a hat.
Linda: It's a 'T', it goes "ta".
Morbo :(friendly) Hello little man. (hostile) I will destroy you!
Anyway, if this has already been done, close this and redirect me.
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davierocks
Professor
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Just one sentence to sum up my faviroute. "Windmills don't work that way!! Goodnight!"
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Y_L_B
Professor
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Linda: Today, the Polar Bear made their annual dive into liquid amonia. Morbo: There were no survivors. Linda: *laughs* Takes all kinds. From Memory. Feel free to Quote Nazi! That never fails to make me laugh...
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by woopsie daisy!: ....So anyway, i gave the children the cookies and they absolutley *loved* them, but,but,but, i must stress.... TREMBLE PUNY HUMANS FOR I WILL KILL YOU!!! Is that from "The Cyberhouse Rules" during the "Good Morning America" parody?
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Grim
Professor
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"Kittens give Morbo gas"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Grim: "Kittens give Morbo gas" I laugh at that one everytime I see it. I love the line and I love the reading by Maurice LaMarche.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Originally posted by M0le: The first mentioned one by Gorky was the best newcast on Futurama. Morbo: And that's why the students at PS118 are Morbos 'Vermin of the Week!' Linda: In actual news, the human race was doomed to extinction today as the robot revolt turned violent.
That never fails to get me laughing though. [scruffy]Second.[/scruffy]
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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I like the entire "Crimes of the Hot" newscast.
Linda: With Halley's Comet out of ice, Earth is experiencing the devastating effects of sudden intense global warming. Morbo: Morbo is pleased but sticky. The scorching heat has melted the polar ice caps causing floods of biblical proportions. Direct your attention now to the African turtles seen here migrating to cooler homes in Holland. Morbo wishes these storward nomads peace among the Dutch tulips! Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Because technology is pointless (therefore everyone loves it) and only a few people can still understand the beauty of simplicity. Of course, without technology, there would be no Futurama, so...
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Probably the latter of those two.
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David A
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Atropine: little offtopic: how come the whole world is full of all kinds of futuristic stuff while holland has windmills and tulips i mean, we don't even have much of those now It's just a joke really. Most people think of windmills and tulips when they think of Holland. Futurama is a silly cartoon, so that's what Holland looks like in Futurama. It could be worse. At least it's not like in G Gundam where Holland has a fleet of windmill-shaped robots.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Covering Nixon's election win. "May death come quickly to his enemies."
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