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Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
« on: 01-13-2004 00:09 »
« Last Edit on: 01-13-2004 00:09 »

What is your favourite Zoidberg Quote?



Space Pope
« Reply #1 on: 01-13-2004 01:49 »

(Not exact wording)
"I don't trust this fancy doctor with his 'high school education' and his 'real diploma'!"

And his quote moments later;
"You can't buy me off with candy!" (Promptly eats the pills)
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
« Reply #2 on: 01-13-2004 02:04 »

Thanks for being my first replier,

My favourite quote is

" I lost it........in a volcano."

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
« Reply #3 on: 01-13-2004 12:57 »

Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"

« Reply #4 on: 01-13-2004 12:59 »

"I'm seeing a movie with friends!" Its just the way in which he says it that makes me laugh.

Bending Unit
« Reply #5 on: 01-13-2004 13:22 »

The first scene he's in is hilarious,

Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"


Zoidberg: "And I'm the other guy.... courage.... not enough of it, need some from whats-his-name."
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
« Reply #6 on: 01-13-2004 19:10 »

From "a clone of my own";

Zoidberg: Now i'm not saying that the professor is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
( the crowd stays silent)
Zoidberg: Hey that was the joke!, Ohh...

Space Pope
« Reply #7 on: 01-13-2004 22:44 »

Bender: I don't see anyone kissin' MY ass!
Zoidberg: *sigh* All right, I'm coming.
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
« Reply #8 on: 01-14-2004 00:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2004 00:00 »

Zoidberg: Ohh this king crab is to die for! look! a tiny edible crown!
Amy: what's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!
    laff     laff     laff
I guess Zoidberg likes to eat wood!!!

« Reply #9 on: 02-10-2004 01:20 »

"parasite lost"

Hermes:hell be as strong and flexable as hercules and gumby combined

zoidberg:gumbercules i love that guy

Starship Captain
« Reply #10 on: 02-10-2004 02:41 »

"It's just as I suspected all along. The case is unsolvable!"

Bending Unit
« Reply #11 on: 02-10-2004 09:41 »

hehe yeh i like that one too blackvegetable


professor: we're in the heart, better known as the love muscle
Zoidberg: where the food is digested

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #12 on: 02-10-2004 13:18 »

Originally posted by Teral:
Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.

"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
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