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What is your favourite Zoidberg Quote?

 

[Reply #1 on:]

(Not exact wording)
"I don't trust this fancy doctor with his 'high school education' and his 'real diploma'!"

And his quote moments later;
"You can't buy me off with candy!" (Promptly eats the pills)

[Reply #2 on:]

Thanks for being my first replier,

My favourite quote is

" I lost it........in a volcano."

[Reply #3 on:]

Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"

[Reply #4 on:]

"I'm seeing a movie with friends!" Its just the way in which he says it that makes me laugh.

[Reply #5 on:]

The first scene he's in is hilarious,

Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

Also

Zoidberg: "And I'm the other guy.... courage.... not enough of it, need some from whats-his-name."

[Reply #6 on:]

From "a clone of my own";

Zoidberg: Now i'm not saying that the professor is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
( the crowd stays silent)
Zoidberg: Hey that was the joke!, Ohh...

[Reply #7 on:]

Bender: I don't see anyone kissin' MY ass!
Zoidberg: *sigh* All right, I'm coming.

[Reply #8 on:]

Zoidberg: Ohh this king crab is to die for! look! a tiny edible crown!
Amy: what's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!
              
I guess Zoidberg likes to eat wood!!!
   

[Reply #9 on:]

"parasite lost"

Hermes:hell be as strong and flexable as hercules and gumby combined

zoidberg:gumbercules i love that guy

[Reply #10 on:]

"It's just as I suspected all along. The case is unsolvable!"

[Reply #11 on:]

hehe yeh i like that one too blackvegetable

also

professor: we're in the heart, better known as the love muscle
Zoidberg: where the food is digested

[Reply #12 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"