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Nick Kang

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« : 01-12-2004 23:09 »
« : 01-12-2004 23:09 »

What is your favourite Zoidberg Quote?

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M0le

Space Pope
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« #1 : 01-13-2004 00:49 »

(Not exact wording)
"I don't trust this fancy doctor with his 'high school education' and his 'real diploma'!"

And his quote moments later;
"You can't buy me off with candy!" (Promptly eats the pills)
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
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« #2 : 01-13-2004 01:04 »

Thanks for being my first replier,

My favourite quote is

" I lost it........in a volcano."
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« #3 : 01-13-2004 11:57 »

Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"
Bushmeister

Professor
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« #4 : 01-13-2004 11:59 »

"I'm seeing a movie with friends!" Its just the way in which he says it that makes me laugh.
squidORlobster

Bending Unit
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« #5 : 01-13-2004 12:22 »

The first scene he's in is hilarious,

Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

Also

Zoidberg: "And I'm the other guy.... courage.... not enough of it, need some from whats-his-name."
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
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« #6 : 01-13-2004 18:10 »

From "a clone of my own";

Zoidberg: Now i'm not saying that the professor is old, but if you consider his age he's likely to die soon.
( the crowd stays silent)
Zoidberg: Hey that was the joke!, Ohh...
Kryten

Space Pope
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« #7 : 01-13-2004 21:44 »

Bender: I don't see anyone kissin' MY ass!
Zoidberg: *sigh* All right, I'm coming.
Nick Kang

Delivery Boy
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« #8 : 01-13-2004 23:24 »
« : 01-15-2004 23:00 »

Zoidberg: Ohh this king crab is to die for! look! a tiny edible crown!
Amy: what's it made of?
Zoidberg: Wood!
    :laff:     :laff:     :laff:
I guess Zoidberg likes to eat wood!!!
   
blazin_zoidberg

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« #9 : 02-10-2004 00:20 »

"parasite lost"

Hermes:hell be as strong and flexable as hercules and gumby combined

zoidberg:gumbercules i love that guy
Blackadder11

Starship Captain
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« #10 : 02-10-2004 01:41 »

"It's just as I suspected all along. The case is unsolvable!"
Atropine

Bending Unit
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« #11 : 02-10-2004 08:41 »

hehe yeh i like that one too blackvegetable

also

professor: we're in the heart, better known as the love muscle
Zoidberg: where the food is digested
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« #12 : 02-10-2004 12:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Todays Comedians Could Learn From This Guy! (Zoidy quote thread)

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm being useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"

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