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Liquid Emperor
« on: 09-20-2003 18:04 »

If you were part of Futurama, what would you want the PE crew to say to you? Here's my answer:

Fry: Let's all go overflow the toilet!!
Bender: I just stole everyone's wallet. LET'S GO WASTE ALL THEIR MONEY!!!
Leela: Can you hand me the ship's keys? They're in my bra.
Cubert: I think i'm going to be killed very horribly very soon.
Leela: Let's go make out in the closet for the next three hours.
Scruffy: (wets himself) i peed my pants.
Leela: Can you check me for breast cancer?
Scruffy: (wets himself) I peed my pants again.

Umm... this is a squirrel. It's all smashed cuz the crazy neighbor man ran it over. He said it was an accident, but he's still pretty crazy. I think he moved away, but he keeps leaving weird drawings and stuff like this in my room. My dad thinks I'm doing it, and starts yelling at me to get a job.


Liquid Emperor
« Reply #1 on: 09-20-2003 18:33 »
« Last Edit on: 09-20-2003 18:33 »

The Prof: Here, you can have my slippers.
Fry: Wanna drink lots of beer and watch tv?

Then I would be watching tv with Fry wearing The Professors slippers. That would be like a dream coming true.

Bending Unit
« Reply #2 on: 09-20-2003 19:01 »

Fry:  Wanna come with me and Bender to throw yellow snowballs at old people?

Bender:  I need beer.  Wanna come with?

Leela:  I'm going shopping for some new clothes.  Wanna come with?

Amy:  I'm gonna go partyboarding.  Wanna go with?

Zoidberg:  I've had it with this human.  I'm going for a scuddle.  Wanna see me go for a scuddle?

Hubert Farnsworth:  Do you want to see my several lengths of wire?  I'll take off my glasses.

Cubert Farnsworth:  Oh great.  Another guy from the stupid ages. 
I'd get to kick his ass.  big grin

Hermes:  I'm gonna go limboin' at the local Luau. Wanna come with, mun?

Nibbler:  I've loctated "The Fan" in our very midst.  He is in the Planet Express even now.  And...wait!  Is someone listening?  Better wipe their memory.

Bending Unit
« Reply #3 on: 09-21-2003 15:04 »

fry: Wanna watch t.v. with me and bender?
bender: lets all get hammered. WOO!
leela: wanna fly the ship?
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