Whattaya wanna hear?

[on:]

If you were part of Futurama, what would you want the PE crew to say to you? Here's my answer:

Fry: Let's all go overflow the toilet!!
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Bender: I just stole everyone's wallet. LET'S GO WASTE ALL THEIR MONEY!!!
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Leela: Can you hand me the ship's keys? They're in my bra.
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Cubert: I think i'm going to be killed very horribly very soon.
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Leela: Let's go make out in the closet for the next three hours.
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Scruffy: (wets himself) i peed my pants.
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Leela: Can you check me for breast cancer?
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Scruffy: (wets himself) I peed my pants again.

[Reply #1 on:]

The Prof: Here, you can have my slippers.
Fry: Wanna drink lots of beer and watch tv?

Then I would be watching tv with Fry wearing The Professors slippers. That would be like a dream coming true.

[Reply #2 on:]

Fry:  Wanna come with me and Bender to throw yellow snowballs at old people?

Bender:  I need beer.  Wanna come with?

Leela:  I'm going shopping for some new clothes.  Wanna come with?

Amy:  I'm gonna go partyboarding.  Wanna go with?

Zoidberg:  I've had it with this human.  I'm going for a scuddle.  Wanna see me go for a scuddle?

Hubert Farnsworth:  Do you want to see my several lengths of wire?  I'll take off my glasses.

Cubert Farnsworth:  Oh great.  Another guy from the stupid ages. 
I'd get to kick his ass. 

Hermes:  I'm gonna go limboin' at the local Luau. Wanna come with, mun?

Nibbler:  I've loctated "The Fan" in our very midst.  He is in the Planet Express even now.  And...wait!  Is someone listening?  Better wipe their memory.

[Reply #3 on:]

fry: Wanna watch t.v. with me and bender?
bender: lets all get hammered. WOO!
leela: wanna fly the ship?