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Momobeast

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« on: 06-19-2001 14:37 »

Well im my opinion YES!!!!!!!

He sure knows how to treat the ladies with im sweet sweet candy..........Bam!

+ Remember Brangians Law is like Brannigans love, HARD + FAST!!!!!!
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #1 on: 06-19-2001 21:24 »

God's gift to Women? lol
I don't think so man..


Bah!
Kryten

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« Reply #2 on: 06-19-2001 23:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
God's gift to Women? lol
I don't think so man..


More like Satan's curse to women.

Momobeast

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« Reply #3 on: 06-20-2001 13:43 »

Look Zapp Brannigan is a lot more women respecting than Alcazar, aint he??????

Come on he suffers from sexlexia!!!!!!
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #4 on: 06-20-2001 23:38 »

Edited to add:
Never mind

I'm still trying to figure out why this isn't in the Character forum.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kryten

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« Reply #5 on: 06-20-2001 23:42 »

It is now.

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #6 on: 06-21-2001 01:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Momobeast:
Look Zapp Brannigan is a lot more women respecting than Alcazar, aint he??????

Come on he suffers from sexlexia!!!!!!

Which indicates that hes a sexmaniac, which gives no evidence thats he more respective to women then Alcazar..

I know Alcazar was pretty pathetic but Zap uses women to sex.. Alcazar it was for floor cleanin' which is ok  smile


Bah!
Snowball

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« Reply #7 on: 06-21-2001 02:24 »

Zapp Brannigan is God's gift to horses, especially of the four-legged mimic kind   smile

Amy McIntyre
VelourFog

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« Reply #8 on: 06-21-2001 09:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Edited to add:
Never mind

I'm still trying to figure out why this isn't in the Character forum.


Nix, you're all thinking and no action


"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
FishyJoe

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« Reply #9 on: 06-21-2001 10:54 »

To answer the topic's question: YES.

If I were a huge brutish amazonian woman, forcing snu-snu upon one poor man until his pelvis collapses from exaustion, and I had the choice between Kif Fry and Zapp, there's no debating--I would choose Zapp.

Momobeast

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« Reply #10 on: 06-21-2001 14:07 »

ahhhhh u see but Brannigans Law is the law i now abide by. + i also dress like Brannigan!!!! Velour!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Momobeast

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« Reply #11 on: 06-21-2001 14:14 »

Everyone loves Snu Snu!!!!!!  flirt
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #12 on: 06-21-2001 15:03 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
 Nix, you're all thinking and no action

Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
VelourFog

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« Reply #13 on: 06-21-2001 15:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?


blah blah blah

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #14 on: 06-21-2001 15:55 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Seeing as I have no power, I can't really take action, now can I?


But you could have informed a Mod

Bah!
Juliet

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« Reply #15 on: 06-21-2001 17:28 »

Zapp is funny and I think he is god's gift to woman

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #16 on: 06-21-2001 22:58 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
 But you could have informed a Mod

A new feature I'm not used to having.  Besides, my way seems to have worked fine.

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten:
It is now.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #17 on: 06-22-2001 00:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 
Point talken  smile


Bah!
darthgy

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« Reply #18 on: 06-22-2001 09:59 »

would a grown man wear a skirt if he's not gods gift to women?
hey, you can propably see everything that's hidden under his skirt....just imagine....maybe that is why kif is always  so embarrassed when he must come up the ladder after his captain?
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #19 on: 06-22-2001 12:27 »

But he does wear briefs, remember in "War is the H-word?"  I guess he's no longer God's gift to ff, then.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Momobeast

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« Reply #20 on: 06-22-2001 13:26 »

Nixon + Morbo, we have a conundrum!!!!!!!  tongue
Momobeast

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« Reply #21 on: 06-22-2001 13:29 »

I think that Kiff actually likes looking up Zapps skirt, and especially shaving his armpits.

Ha Ha Ha........Im just thinking about kiff in his junior space suit, being carried out of the Planet Express ship by gods gift himself!!!
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #22 on: 06-23-2001 12:57 »

Of course Zapp is gods gift to women, he had snu snu with Leela the first time he met her, something Fry hasn't been able to do in over 2 years.
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #23 on: 06-23-2001 13:15 »

But she did it out of pity

Bah!
darthgy

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« Reply #24 on: 06-23-2001 13:24 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Of course Zapp is gods gift to women, he had snu snu with Leela the first time he met her, something Fry hasn't been able to do in over 2 years.

yeah, looks like leela has some "needs" too

  smile !!!! but maybe, someday fry and leela will have snu snu ....... aaahh nnaah i guess not! fry is definitive not gods gift to women or better not gods gift to leela!!!
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #25 on: 06-23-2001 22:54 »

Well, if Leela was just a bit more impulsive . . .

Of course, the entire crew would be dead, but I think that's a small price to pay.

Not really.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
FishyJoe

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« Reply #26 on: 06-24-2001 01:12 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
But she did it out of pity

Guh! That's just what she tells her friends, so she doesn't sound like a tramp. The truth of the matter is, she just couldn't resist that bubbling crockpot of male hormones.

rach_the_tall

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« Reply #27 on: 06-24-2001 02:53 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Guh! That's just what she tells her friends, so she doesn't sound like a tramp. The truth of the matter is, she just couldn't resist that bubbling crockpot of male hormones.

yeah, we all know that leela just cant keep her hands of him.. sexxy man, sexxy man

darthgy

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« Reply #28 on: 06-25-2001 02:21 »

yeah, who knows what kind of "super-skills" this "lovegod" has, leela "melted" in his arms like butter in the sun. maybe he is the original "cpt. kirk" ('cause kirk flirts with every kind of women, literally. and he also tries to hide his belly).  big grin
Suzanne

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« Reply #29 on: 06-26-2001 18:23 »

uuurgh!

I nearly HATE Zap...
he is soo slimy!
Iīd never go out with him, perhaps if heīd be the last man on earth...
But Kiff always makes me laugh...just think of this scene when Zappy climbes up a ladder and Kif looks under his kinda skirt...
"uargh!"

however...Fryīs the coolest for me...and perhaps Bender...   big grin
Suzanne

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« Reply #30 on: 06-26-2001 18:24 »

what I wanted to add:

"this guy fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing me..."   


        Zapp
Suzanne

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« Reply #31 on: 06-26-2001 18:28 »

 
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Originally posted by darthgy:
 yeah, looks like leela has some "needs" too

   smile !!!! but maybe, someday fry and leela will have snu snu ....... aaahh nnaah i guess not! fry is definitive not gods gift to women or better not gods gift to leela!!!


1. Fry didnīt have Snu Snu with her because heīs not so...disgustingly slimy! I donīt know why, but it seems to me that Leela likes this kinda guys, just think of "cyber house rules"!

In my opinion Fry can be rather cute, also heīs childish, but I think it wouldnīt become boring at least. Iīm a women, so I think it depends on the taste whome to choose. Godīs gift? Zapp? No...
  roll eyes
Momobeast

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« Reply #32 on: 06-28-2001 13:42 »

Zapp says, Calm it down luv!!!!!!!
futurefreak

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« Reply #33 on: 06-29-2001 22:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 More like Satan's curse to women.


hahaha good one kryten

Zapp? maybe hed be better if he went on a diet or something...if he had a good body women might ignore his personality...  tongue

Momobeast

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« Reply #34 on: 06-30-2001 03:54 »

FurureFreak, Are u a bird???????Im sure u are attracted to zapp, he doesnt need to lose weight, its puppy fat!!!!!  flirt
Juliet

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« Reply #35 on: 06-30-2001 15:33 »

I have a crush on Zapp. He got the looks and the personalty. He is God's gift to woman.
but not god's gift to me.

He sure can whoo me sometimes.  smile

Radijs

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« Reply #36 on: 06-30-2001 18:15 »

Leela couldnt possibly have done the big Z out of pity.

Look how pityfu Zoidberg is!!!
Momobeast

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« Reply #37 on: 07-01-2001 03:32 »

Yeah if leela was desperate she wouldve shagged Fry or zoidberg by now, so she was actually attracted to Zapp.

Althouugh the thought of Leela and zoidy 2gether is just filthy!!!!!  eek
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #38 on: 07-01-2001 07:57 »

Of course she was attracted to the Zapper, she was going on about how great he was before meeting him and when she did meet him they were flirting.
She was momentarily put off when he threw them in jail but once he got her into his lovenasium she couldn't resist.
Juliet

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« Reply #39 on: 07-01-2001 09:03 »

When she met Zapp she has a thing for him and thinks he's a good lover. When they had sex she thinks that he's a bad lover.

She just using him

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