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PEE Poll: I died, Horatio (Best character deaths)
Free Waterfall Jr. (This is not happening!)   -24 (24.7%)
Free Waterfall Sr. (Beware the penguins)   -2 (2.1%)
Nixon's campaign manager (*splat* NIXON'S BACK!)   -3 (3.1%)
Welshy (IWAS GETTING TO THAT!  ARRGH!)   -16 (16.5%)
Wendy (Found dead, in her bathtub)   -11 (11.3%)
Enos Fry (EEEEENOS!)   -20 (20.6%)
Bender in both AoI's (Goodbye, sweet prince)   -1 (1%)
Anyone from Anyone besides Bender in either AoI's   -4 (4.1%)
The Countess (It's fake, mon)   -5 (5.2%)
I can't believe you forgot _____ (Idiot)   -11 (11.3%)
Total Voters: 97

fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #40 on: 09-06-2004 21:02 »

I'm aware BrainSluggo has been gone for some time, but I just wanted to point out what he forgot to mention.  That is all.
Astral Runner

Crustacean
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« Reply #41 on: 09-06-2004 21:14 »

The great thing about Leela killing everyone in AOI I was that it only took a very, very small bit more impulsiveness to go from the Leela we know and love to one easily capable of killing her collegues and friends without much guilt afterwards.

"Oh, given the chance I'd give in to urges far more shocking." ~Leela
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #42 on: 09-06-2004 21:20 »

*sigh*, looks like the bumping phase has returned to ffSO.....

anyway, I'd go for the hippie in TPWP
Evil Abe

Bending Unit
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« Reply #43 on: 09-06-2004 21:42 »

I loved the death of Welshy.  It was a funny joke to have Welshy and then to kill him again and again.  That was just classic. 
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #44 on: 09-06-2004 23:27 »

"Dude...my hands are HUGE...they can touch anything but themselves...oh wait."  Out of the two deaths with funny consequences (Smelly Hippy's and Enos's) Smelly Hippy's is less disgusting, so he gets my vote.

Also, my vote for best fake death goes to Fry for the Sting.  Maybe someone who cares enough and can actually think of other examples can make another poll.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #45 on: 09-06-2004 23:33 »

That Guy.  For numerous reasons I'll get into right now.  First, while his death was sudden and violent, it wasn't unexpected.  The smart viewer should have picked up on his "Boneitis" early on, and realized that That Guy was not long for the world.  Second, That Guy's death was phsycially violent and visually interesting.  Not to mention the sounds of his bones breaking.  Gross  smile .  Finally, That Guy died with no regrets, except that he had boneitis.
Tongue Luck

Starship Captain
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« Reply #46 on: 09-07-2004 01:17 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2004 01:17 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
*sigh*, looks like the bumping phase has returned to ffSO.....
Actually, this bump and most of the other recent Human Resource bumps were Zion Ravescene's doing. It's actually kind of refreshing to see a search-using n00b--or should I say "brand n00b" to differentiate  him from the slightly older n00bs like myself?--instead of a serial doomed thread starter.

edited to be briefly on topic: That Guy had the best death throes ever.
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #47 on: 09-07-2004 04:54 »

My favourite death would be That Guy, followed by Free Waterfall Jr. and the Shrimpkins.
Zion Ravescene

Crustacean
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« Reply #48 on: 09-07-2004 06:08 »

 
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Originally posted by Tongue Luck:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Jicannon:
*sigh*, looks like the bumping phase has returned to ffSO.....
Actually, this bump and most of the other recent Human Resource bumps were Zion Ravescene's doing. It's actually kind of refreshing to see a search-using n00b--or should I say "brand n00b" to differentiate  him from the slightly older n00bs like myself?--instead of a serial doomed thread starter.

"Both good.  The important thing is I'm meeting new people."

"YES! It's an extender!"
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #49 on: 09-07-2004 06:22 »

I just love it when Nixon's campaign manager gets squashed and killed and no one really acknowledges or cares.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #50 on: 09-07-2004 06:52 »

Either That Guy or Nixon's campaign manager.
"Oh, the irony!"
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #51 on: 09-07-2004 08:55 »

Everyone who died in AOI 1. Fabulous.

That Guy is a close second.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #52 on: 09-07-2004 17:05 »

I liked the death of Wendy and of course.....
EEEEEEENNNNOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS S!!!
gottalovebender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 09-07-2004 19:26 »

I know it never actually happened, but Bender's favorite cause of death was hiliarius, "crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk"

As far as actual factual ones Bender in AOI1, but when adding the quotes, Nixons dude man person.

As far as fake ones, Fry's in TDTESS, cause he was all, "Die!!!.....oh no I'm dead"

My hair smells like avocado
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #54 on: 09-07-2004 19:33 »

"WEELLSSHHHIIEEE!!!"

And even after he died, he got zapped OVER and OVER again.  laff
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #55 on: 09-07-2004 21:04 »

 
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Originally posted by gottalovebender:
Nixons dude man person.
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cause he was all, "Die!!!.....oh no I'm dead"


  confused    no no

also, you called Bender's death an "Actual factual" one, but it wasn't. It was in the What-If machine.

Another death I found funny was the penguins' when they got eaten by the whale  laff

Macros

Crustacean
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« Reply #56 on: 09-09-2004 00:24 »

Zoidberg "Scalpal! Bucket! Priest! Next patient!"

Some robot "Hey Zoidberg, leave some for the enemy to kill"
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #57 on: 09-09-2004 00:27 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2004 00:27 »

That robot was called, iHawk.  Though, that scene sure was funny.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #58 on: 09-09-2004 00:32 »
« Last Edit on: 09-10-2004 00:00 »

That scene also wins "best one-off character" for iHawk...I mean, he has a built in martini glass.  'Nuff said.

EDIT: Also, whoever voiced him did such an impressive Hawkeye impression (that's the main character from MASH, the TV show this scene was parodying for you young 'uns) that I thought it was Alan Alda doing a guest shot.  Turns out it wasn't, though.
Breeanne

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #59 on: 09-10-2004 23:06 »

i liked slums death
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #60 on: 09-10-2004 23:16 »

I like the death of Enos. "EEEEEEEENOS!" "He's dead! Sorry!".
Macros

Crustacean
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« Reply #61 on: 09-12-2004 02:26 »

The actual death scene was hilarious too.

KAAAA-BooooooooooooooooM!

Bender "And you are out a here!"
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #62 on: 09-12-2004 05:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
That scene also wins "best one-off character" for iHawk...I mean, he has a built in martini glass. 'Nuff said.

EDIT: Also, whoever voiced him did such an impressive Hawkeye impression (that's the main character from MASH, the TV show this scene was parodying for you young 'uns) that I thought it was Alan Alda doing a guest shot. Turns out it wasn't, though.
It was Mauriche LaMarche, and it was a hilarious impression too.
Squeaky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #63 on: 09-15-2004 18:34 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2004 18:34 »

Free Waterfall Jr.

Thats just because I don't like hippies. Seriously though, his was funny because I was always thought if you were around and/or ate a hippie you would become "high".
Odelay3547

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #64 on: 09-15-2004 19:31 »

WELSHY!!!!
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #65 on: 09-17-2004 15:59 »

oo, oo..another death that was good was Gen. Pacman's...just like in the game  tongue
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #66 on: 09-17-2004 20:48 »

Amy, tend to the widow Pacman.
Evil Abe

Bending Unit
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« Reply #67 on: 09-17-2004 23:54 »

Leela killing the rest of the crew in AOI 1 was really great.  But is was not as much the deaths that were cool but the entire killing spree she went on and how easy it was for her.  She was only a little more impulsive.  The cherry was instead of killing Fry to shut him up she sexed him up. lol. 
doomtousall

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #68 on: 06-17-2005 21:46 »

I'm surprised Fry's death in The Sting isn't mentioned here.
TheGlob

Starship Captain
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« Reply #69 on: 06-17-2005 21:55 »

It is Hilarious when Free Waterfall Jr. dies.
IamBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 06-17-2005 22:14 »

Welshy. Lol god knows why fry was on him.
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
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« Reply #71 on: 06-17-2005 22:43 »

Bender in Bend Her.

Zoidberg: "I'm a doctor, she's dead."
Bubble Gum

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 06-18-2005 00:49 »
« Last Edit on: 06-18-2005 00:49 »

I think the Welshie death was by far the best.

Honorable mention goes to the Space Pirate in "Godfellas" who had the best death line;

"Too late I realize that me children are me only treasure."

Others that I didn't see mentioned were as follows;
1. Pharaoh Hamenthotep by the fallen nose in "A Pharaoh to Remember"
2. The Gorilla that looks like Leela by Lrrs Wife in "The Problem With Popplers"
3. Helmut Spargle "Because My Stomach Is About To Explode" from benders cooking in "The 30 Percent Iron CHef"
4. Zoidbergs brother in the fountain of aging in "Teenage Mutant Leelas Hurdles"
5. President McNeal by Lrr in "When Aliens Attack"
6. Slurms McKenzie by the cave-in in "Fry and The Slurm Factory"
7. The Parrot by Santa in "Xmas Story"
8. Although you don't see it, Dr. Mabutu and his wife in "I, Roommate" ("To shreds you say?" )
9. Any animal eaten by Nibbler in "Loves Labours Lost In Space"
10. The evil werecar in the furnace in "The Honking"
11. The Lucy Lu Bots by the popcorn in "I dated a robot"
12. The killer penguins by the killer whale in "The Bird-bot Of Ice-Catraz"

I am sure there are more, but that is all I can think of off the top of my head.
cosmic J

Bending Unit
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« Reply #73 on: 06-19-2005 12:05 »

enos!
classic episode, classic death.
Jonny Wobbs

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 06-19-2005 12:09 »

Definately Welshie!
A_Vatar

Crustacean
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« Reply #75 on: 06-20-2005 04:50 »

Zoidberg in AoI 1.
FRY: Whatcha eating?
LEELA: Lobster. Want some?
FRY: Sure.

It's just cool  big grin
palmbeacher

Crustacean
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« Reply #76 on: 06-23-2005 00:28 »

The Helmut Spargle one was such a classic death.

But of course, it was a hard decision against
Welshy (XD), Enos and Free Waterfall. I mean: Welshy= Electrocuted (if you can call it that)
Enos= Fried basically
Free Waterfall= Eaten
But, I had to chose Free Waterfall because Lrrr's reactions afterwards just make his death even more enjoyable
Nanmo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 06-23-2005 01:31 »

I loved Welshy and Enus's deaths, but I gotta say that Free Waterfall Jr.'s death still cracks me up, in a satisfying way.
doomtousall

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #78 on: 06-25-2005 20:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2005 20:34 »

WELSHIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!


Someone collect his ashes so we can clone him. Ah screw it just flush them down the toilet like we do with everything else... I should go back and read those Futurama soundboards on newgrounds.com... maybe...
LayZ341

Professor
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« Reply #79 on: 06-26-2005 00:39 »

One question, Where is That Guy? His quote "My only regret is that I have boneitis." Classic.
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