Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies...

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"Playtime is fun time!"

"But the Panda passed through unharmed"[thump]

[Reply #41 on:]

      "Playtime is fun time!"

   "But the Panda passed through unharmed"[thump]

In the ancient and honourable (not to mention, grand) tradition of Nerddom's (and hence PEELer's) inability to resist descending into pedantry at the slightest opportunity, I am compelled to respond thusly:

   Wernstrom (opening a barrel of "Lab Animals"): But note what happens when I instead throw this laboratory koala.

   [The Koala gnaws on his sleeve. He tosses it through the anomaly and out the open window beyond.]

   Farnsworth: It passed through unharmed.

   [A thud is heard from outside the window.]

   Farnsworth: So living beings can enter the other universe, but electrical devices can't?

   Wernstrom: My hypothesis exactly.

   Farnsworth: Then we must mount a second expedition without delay. Right after we blow up more robots.

   Wernstrom: Agreed.

   [They both giddily throw robots into the anomaly and watch them explode like fire crackers.

   Farnsworth: Play time is fun time.

But, hey, Panda - Laboratory Koala, what's the difference, right?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #42 on:]

Well, Koalas don't eat bamboo, And they're Australian.

[Reply #43 on:]

And strangely, theyre going endangered because of koala HIV, true fact.

[Reply #44 on:]

And strangely, theyre going endangered because of koala HIV, true fact.

When will those stupid bears learn to use protection!?!

[Reply #45 on:]

when petrol drops to $1 Australian a litre... in other words... never! 
... okay, that won't be a problem until I get a car.

Anyhoo, another one...

When Inez squashes the bugs flying around near her, and Kif's father says:

"That was my left testicle!"

 

[Reply #46 on:]

Bender in BWABB,

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. And, my friends, there is no great love without great jealousy!"

Too true.

[Reply #47 on:]

In BBS

Labarbara:Will his body be alright
Dr"Goodandsexy"Cahill: Yes, but it will take a few days
Labarbara: Not soon enough
Hermes:Labarbara No!!!
Bender:Dont worry Hermes we're here for you
Professor:Good News Everyone, weve got a delivery to the nude beach planet
Bender:So long Sucker

[Reply #48 on:]

Barbados Slim: "You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever."

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Calculon: Son of a bit!

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Bender: What's wrong with her? Someone die?

Leela: Bender, Kif passed away.

Bender: Nailed it!

[Reply #51 on:]

I've not seen any other mention of it but I thought Zapp's hosing down of Amy was a pretty funny joke in BwaBB.

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #52 on:]

One of my favourite moments has to be Zapp offering Amy the last photo of Kif, only to present her with a framed shot of him in the process of being crushed by the UUM & his body bursting.

Classic case of the Brannigan approach to empathy.

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For God's sake Kif, Sheild My thighs.

[Reply #54 on:]

Kif. Stand in that hole so I look taller.

[Reply #55 on:]

And Stop sighing all the time!

[Reply #56 on:]

And wave it a little, for God's sake.

[Edit: Oops, sorry, that is from either of the movies.  ]

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #57 on:]

I was proud when kif punched zapp... You have to feel for the guy.

[Reply #58 on:]

Calculon: Greetings sick fan.

Bender: TV's Calculon

Calculon: You poor mangled husk of what was once a robot. What right hath fare to pluck a sweet, dimple-cheeked mechanism...
...in the flower of his youth? And...
...Scene.
    
There, that was some free acting for you.
To see acting like that, you'd normally have to sit through a tampon commercial.
    
That fulfils my community service, right?

[Reply #59 on:]

Man...I'm going to stalk his brains out!!!

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Professor: So he's got a little ink, big whoop.

[Reply #61 on:]

Yeah, then you see "thug life" tattooed on his back. 

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What else?
...
I wonder what rock hard part of leela is crushing me?

*phalic image*

[Reply #63 on:]

And wave it a little, for God's sake.

[Edit: Oops, sorry, that is from either of the movies.  ]

I think that's from Brannigan Begin Again.

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What else?
...
I wonder what rock hard part of leela is crushing me?

*phalic image*

That's all.

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"Topic: Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies..."

Are we going to need a whole new thread if we want to post memorable quotes/jokes from the third movie?

If you have any poo, fling it now.

[Reply #66 on:]

Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that. 

That was a nice one !

Al Gore: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... one gallon of gas!

Fry: I'll miss you, Bender. You and your robots, take good care of Earth. Here. These are the keys to the Bermuda Triangle. Lock up when the world ends.

Thompson's teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.

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"Topic: Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies..."

Are we going to need a whole new thread if we want to post memorable quotes/jokes from the third movie?

No, as of now, all quotes and jokes from future movies are acceptable.
Though I really should change the title....

[Reply #68 on:]

Bender: "Can't it wait a little?"

Professor: "Yes, yes it can."

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Leela: "REDNEEEECCCKKKSSS!!!"

[Reply #69 on:]

Bender: "Can't it wait a little?"

Professor: "Yes, yes it can."

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Sir you beat me to the punch.

[Reply #70 on:]

Sir you beat me to the punch.

Ditto.

"Yes, yes it can."

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From the upcoming Into The Wild Green Yonder:

Zapp: We made it through, Kif! How many men did we lose?

Kif: All of them.

 

And, the Professor in the frog tank whilst they're on the golf course... 

[Reply #72 on:]

From Bender's Game

Hermaphrodite: "I am Hermaphrodite. Gaze upon my beauty and weep."

Greyfarn: *sighs* "Very well."

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Al Gore, In BBS in the battle against Nudar and his cronies:

"Finally! I get to save the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows."

 

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Nudar: My doom-proof vest absorbed most of the radiation! In retrospect, I wish I was wearing doom-proof pants, but you know us nudists. Now gimme the code!

I always have to laugh at that part. 

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Leela: Yivo talks a lot about love, but what he's actually doing...

Hermes: What shklee's actually doing.

Leela: ...is mating with you! [The congregation murmurs to each other. She pulls out and holds up the sample she used.] These aren't tentacles. They're genticles.

Fry: Ew!

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Okay, I know this is a teaser for the third movie, but I've just gotta show you guys...

Click the link below, scroll till you see the pic with the the centars, look at Hermes and you'll know what I mean...    :laff:i didnt see it.

http://www.screenjabber.com/futurama_bendersgameDVD

[Reply #77 on:]

Zapp: I will be waiting for you under this quesidilla (cezadilla)

[Reply #78 on:]

RoooooooCKEEEEEt SHIP!        Rooooooockeeeeet SHIP!!

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