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Cinimod

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« Reply #40 on: 09-21-2008 10:35 »

"Playtime is fun time!"
"But the Panda passed through unharmed"[thump]
hobbitboy

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« Reply #41 on: 09-21-2008 12:04 »



      "Playtime is fun time!"


   "But the Panda passed through unharmed"[thump]


In the ancient and honourable (not to mention, grand) tradition of Nerddom's (and hence PEELer's) inability to resist descending into pedantry at the slightest opportunity, I am compelled to respond thusly:

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   Wernstrom (opening a barrel of "Lab Animals"): But note what happens when I instead throw this laboratory koala.

   [The Koala gnaws on his sleeve. He tosses it through the anomaly and out the open window beyond.]

   Farnsworth: It passed through unharmed.

   [A thud is heard from outside the window.]

   Farnsworth: So living beings can enter the other universe, but electrical devices can't?

   Wernstrom: My hypothesis exactly.

   Farnsworth: Then we must mount a second expedition without delay. Right after we blow up more robots.

   Wernstrom: Agreed.

   [They both giddily throw robots into the anomaly and watch them explode like fire crackers.

   Farnsworth: Play time is fun time.


But, hey, Panda - Laboratory Koala, what's the difference, right?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #42 on: 09-23-2008 12:36 »

Well, Koalas don't eat bamboo, And they're Australian.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #43 on: 09-23-2008 13:05 »

And strangely, theyre going endangered because of koala HIV, true fact.
Frisco17

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« Reply #44 on: 09-24-2008 03:26 »

And strangely, theyre going endangered because of koala HIV, true fact.

When will those stupid bears learn to use protection!?!
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #45 on: 09-26-2008 08:55 »
« Last Edit on: 09-26-2008 09:17 »

when petrol drops to $1 Australian a litre... in other words... never!  cry
... okay, that won't be a problem until I get a car.

Anyhoo, another one...

When Inez squashes the bugs flying around near her, and Kif's father says:

"That was my left testicle!"

 eek laff laff laff eek
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #46 on: 10-05-2008 06:51 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2008 06:52 »

Bender in BWABB,

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. And, my friends, there is no great love without great jealousy!"

Too true.
Leela_Fry_Love

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« Reply #47 on: 10-07-2008 21:17 »

In BBS

Labarbara:Will his body be alright
Dr"Goodandsexy"Cahill: Yes, but it will take a few days
Labarbara: Not soon enough
Hermes:Labarbara No!!!
Bender:Dont worry Hermes we're here for you
Professor:Good News Everyone, weve got a delivery to the nude beach planet
Bender:So long Sucker
Frisco17

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« Reply #48 on: 10-08-2008 02:14 »

Barbados Slim: "You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever."
futz
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« Reply #49 on: 10-08-2008 05:03 »

Calculon: Son of a bit!
SaltySeaSnax

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« Reply #50 on: 10-13-2008 04:41 »

Bender: What's wrong with her? Someone die?

Leela: Bender, Kif passed away.

Bender: Nailed it!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #51 on: 10-13-2008 14:28 »

I've not seen any other mention of it but I thought Zapp's hosing down of Amy was a pretty funny joke in BwaBB.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
GlenP

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« Reply #52 on: 10-20-2008 13:44 »

One of my favourite moments has to be Zapp offering Amy the last photo of Kif, only to present her with a framed shot of him in the process of being crushed by the UUM & his body bursting.

Classic case of the Brannigan approach to empathy.
hansel

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« Reply #53 on: 10-20-2008 16:08 »

For God's sake Kif, Sheild My thighs.
GlenP

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« Reply #54 on: 10-20-2008 19:24 »

Kif. Stand in that hole so I look taller.
hansel

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« Reply #55 on: 10-20-2008 22:00 »

And Stop sighing all the time!
hobbitboy

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« Reply #56 on: 10-21-2008 17:38 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2008 17:40 »

And wave it a little, for God's sake.

[Edit: Oops, sorry, that is from either of the movies.  frown ]

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
hansel

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« Reply #57 on: 10-21-2008 18:59 »

I was proud when kif punched zapp... You have to feel for the guy.
GlenP

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« Reply #58 on: 10-21-2008 21:22 »

Calculon: Greetings sick fan.

Bender: TV's Calculon

Calculon: You poor mangled husk of what was once a robot. What right hath fare to pluck a sweet, dimple-cheeked mechanism...
...in the flower of his youth? And...
...Scene.
    
There, that was some free acting for you.
To see acting like that, you'd normally have to sit through a tampon commercial.
    
That fulfils my community service, right?
hansel

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« Reply #59 on: 10-21-2008 21:24 »

Man...I'm going to stalk his brains out!!!
Loveable_Bender

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« Reply #60 on: 10-21-2008 22:35 »

Professor: So he's got a little ink, big whoop.

Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #61 on: 10-22-2008 01:29 »

Yeah, then you see "thug life" tattooed on his back.  laff
hansel

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« Reply #62 on: 10-31-2008 20:27 »

What else?
...
I wonder what rock hard part of leela is crushing me?

*phalic image*
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #63 on: 11-01-2008 11:40 »

And wave it a little, for God's sake.

[Edit: Oops, sorry, that is from either of the movies.  frown ]

I think that's from Brannigan Begin Again.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #64 on: 11-01-2008 11:45 »

What else?
...
I wonder what rock hard part of leela is crushing me?

*phalic image*

That's all.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #65 on: 11-02-2008 07:07 »

"Topic: Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies..."

Are we going to need a whole new thread if we want to post memorable quotes/jokes from the third movie?

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
Xanderz

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« Reply #66 on: 11-02-2008 22:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-16-2008 16:54 »

Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that.  wink
That was a nice one !

Al Gore: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... one gallon of gas!

Fry: I'll miss you, Bender. You and your robots, take good care of Earth. Here. These are the keys to the Bermuda Triangle. Lock up when the world ends.



Thompson's teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #67 on: 11-02-2008 23:43 »

"Topic: Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies..."

Are we going to need a whole new thread if we want to post memorable quotes/jokes from the third movie?

No, as of now, all quotes and jokes from future movies are acceptable. big grin
Though I really should change the title....
Frisco17

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« Reply #68 on: 11-05-2008 00:57 »

Bender: "Can't it wait a little?"

Professor: "Yes, yes it can."

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Leela: "REDNEEEECCCKKKSSS!!!"
hansel

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« Reply #69 on: 11-05-2008 15:52 »

Bender: "Can't it wait a little?"

Professor: "Yes, yes it can."

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Sir you beat me to the punch.
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #70 on: 11-07-2008 04:47 »

Quote
Sir you beat me to the punch.

Ditto.

"Yes, yes it can."
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #71 on: 11-09-2008 23:36 »

From the upcoming Into The Wild Green Yonder:

Zapp: We made it through, Kif! How many men did we lose?

Kif: All of them.

 laff

And, the Professor in the frog tank whilst they're on the golf course...  tongue
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #72 on: 11-09-2008 23:47 »

From Bender's Game

Hermaphrodite: "I am Hermaphrodite. Gaze upon my beauty and weep."

Greyfarn: *sighs* "Very well."
Crazyguy1990

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« Reply #73 on: 01-05-2009 09:31 »

Al Gore, In BBS in the battle against Nudar and his cronies:

"Finally! I get to save the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows."

 big grin
DannyJC13

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« Reply #74 on: 01-21-2009 17:34 »

Nudar: My doom-proof vest absorbed most of the radiation! In retrospect, I wish I was wearing doom-proof pants, but you know us nudists. Now gimme the code!

I always have to laugh at that part.  laff
freddo

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« Reply #75 on: 02-19-2009 09:55 »

Leela: Yivo talks a lot about love, but what he's actually doing...

Hermes: What shklee's actually doing.

Leela: ...is mating with you! [The congregation murmurs to each other. She pulls out and holds up the sample she used.] These aren't tentacles. They're genticles.

Fry: Ew!

Amyfan2
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« Reply #76 on: 10-22-2009 21:04 »

Okay, I know this is a teaser for the third movie, but I've just gotta show you guys...

Click the link below, scroll till you see the pic with the the centars, look at Hermes and you'll know what I mean...  eek  :laff:i didnt see it.

http://www.screenjabber.com/futurama_bendersgameDVD
me,bender

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« Reply #77 on: 10-25-2009 12:39 »

Zapp: I will be waiting for you under this quesidilla (cezadilla)
me,bender

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« Reply #78 on: 10-25-2009 12:41 »

RoooooooCKEEEEEt SHIP!        Rooooooockeeeeet SHIP!!
lavalamp247

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« Reply #79 on: 10-25-2009 12:48 »

I period C period weiner
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