Memorable Quotes/Jokes from the first two movies...

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Post any quotes you love from the first two movies here...they can be single quotes, or billboard jokes... no pictures please.

I'll start with this one from BBS:

Fry: "Here's your package,sir."
Bartender: "Why are you talkin' to my penis?"
Fry: "Oh, sorry. Sign Here."
Bartender: "Mind If I use your pen?"
Fry: "Well, that's not a.. Waaaaahhhh! And you initial here... Waaaaaahhh!
Thank you for using Planet Express."

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Wernstrom "Not the crack-slam!"

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"Playtime is fun time!"

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As crude as it was, "I thought you were happy!  Your tail is wagging!" almost had me rolling on the floor when I first heard it.

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Everyone running off to "mattress island" while undressing, LOL

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Bender's Chesty McNag-nag line still makes me laugh...
[giant med-sized ant] I was told there would be sugar syrup... [/giant med-sized ant]
Fry:Can you save Hermes, Dr. Goodensexy?
Dr.:For the last time, my name is Dr. Cahill

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-Bender: [looking at Fry's ass tattoo] Hey, not a bad likeness! Kinda like looking into a smelly mirror.

-Amy: [sobbing] Just put a butter knife in it...!

-Hermes: Kiss my front butt!

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Barbados Slim: "You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now, goodbye forever."

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Elzar: "Wanna see it make a star?"

Leela/Lars: "NO!"

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Hermes: Sprinkle us with wisdom from your mighty brain.

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Bender: Struggling alone against incredible odds, I, Bender, managed to kill him.

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Bender: What about our motto? Doesn't it mean anything?

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Fry: Why can't you just remove my tattoo?
Nudar: Nice try, but you might've memorized it.
Fry: No I mightn't! I can't even remember my mother's maiden name!
Nudar: It's Gliessner.

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when amy and zapp are talking about kiff

Zapp: A little closer
amy moves closer
Zapp:Closer
amy moves

Zapp and Amy in bed together

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Bender's First Born Son.  It had me jumping of the walls laughing.

It ain't right, but I laughed anyway!


And of course... "No Schlit"

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Destructor: MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

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The whole thing with Zapp trying to run the battle from the NNY Applebee's is hilarious!

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AMY: Take care, my teenie-greeny-weenie!

ZAPP: [crosses legs] That's merely a fungal infection...oh, you're talking to Kif.

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At the end of BWaBB, the legue of robots logo, it was so unexpected lol!

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Fry: Hey, Leela!  I am ze French Guy! 

Bender:  Rescued you!

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Just the whole sequence of Bender doing such heavy thinking while sawing off the Professor's hand.

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When Wernsrom tosses the koala through the anamoly and out the window.

"It passed through unharmed!"

Subtle thud seconds later.

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Zapp: "Kif, you've got to try this!"

The 2D tunnel of love is great too.

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Bender: "Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do. Bender knows when to use finesse..."

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The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.

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Bender: I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.

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When Bender wants to spend more time with Fry when he Is involved with Yivo, and says "We can make hotpockets." Then he gets mad and throws it. Off screen you hear Zoidberg first yelling, then saying "mmmm."

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The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.

"The master,,, would approve!"

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ThE maStEr DoEs NoT aPpRoVe Of SuCh...DeViCeS.

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Come on Torgo, you're missing the fight. Get your dress on and get in there!

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Let me just get your complimentary crazy bread....

The fact that they named something after Torgo is about forty different kinds of awesome.

Yea, that series of jokes made me laugh more than almost anything else in BBS....

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AL:
www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=11195.msg905028#msg905028

8 months ago...

Also, I liked that robot telling that story about the human in BWaBB.

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Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that. 

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I know km, I mostly just wanted to join the Torgo fray with my crazy bread comment, and reiterate how great I thought it was as a reference. Which it certainly is. Great.
Also, ontopic: Yivo's "homemade Twizzlers", hee-hee

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Stephen Hawking: I didn't know I could do that. 

Stephen Hawking: HeLlO. i'm ThE PiCkLeD hEaD oF sTePhEn HaWkInG oN a WaY cOoL rOcKeT.

Leela: "Black Hole" Hawking? Wow, if I'd known I'd meet you, I would have done something with my hair.

Stephen Hawking: YeS. yOu ShOulD HaVe.

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Professor:Wait, I think I was just shanked with a screw driver!!

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I love how in the beginning of BBS, Fry jumps out of Nibbler's mouth. It's just so random.

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Even better is when Bender falls on top of Fry and Leela just seconds later.

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Michelle: "This is my new boyfriend ... uhhh ..."

Constantine: "Constantine."

Michelle: "Really? That's a dumb name."

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In BWABB, Zoidberg vomiting from his saltwater AND freshwater stomachs.

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Okay, I know this is a teaser for the third movie, but I've just gotta show you guys...

Click the link below, scroll till you see the pic with the the centars, look at Hermes and you'll know what I mean...   

http://www.screenjabber.com/futurama_bendersgameDVD

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Love the scene with the prof. and the coffee enima robot in Bwabb.  The prof. just moaning and steam coming off him.

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"And thus, Metalman defeated Meatman...the end."

"So I unfroze ten minutes ago and I walked over here and then it was now and then I don't know what happened."