A Few Questions About the Xmas Elves...

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It may seem a little strange, but I've decided I'd like to know a bit more about the Xmas elves. Maybe I just need to watch the episodes again, but the only DVDs I've got are season 4, I watched the rest by borrowing the DVDs of PazuzuJr. So anyway, yeah, here're the questions.

At the end of A Tale of Two Santas, Santa unfrize or whatever (can't remember exactly) and went on his annual killing spree, as we all know. But this also means that the workshop would have been closed and the elves would be out of a job again. Does this mean that they would have gone back to "You hit me, you owe me a dollar" and the like as well?

Also, does anyone know why they hold hands?

[Reply #1 on:]

They hold hands because they like eachother alot. (Their gay.)

They probably would have gone back to how they were before. Toy Works to become Crackhouse. You hit me you owe me a buck.

[Reply #2 on:]

They at least got to go back to work for a while while helping Santa, Kwanzaabot and the Chaunakah Zombie get ready for war in Bender's Big Score. After that, who knows?

[Reply #3 on:]

Thanks guys, this has been really helpful.  (I'm writing a fanfic.)

[Reply #4 on:]

I was helpful. Oh what is teh world comin' to?!

[Reply #5 on:]

No idea.   

EDIT: No, hang on, I'm pretty sure they can't all be gay. I mean, what are the chances? Santa only employs gay elves? I don't think so.

[Reply #6 on:]

It's obviously something in elf gentics.

But that add the question "Where do baby elves come from?"

[Reply #7 on:]

Exactly, they can't all be gay.

[Reply #8 on:]

Sure they can.  Haven't you ever heard of art-elf-ficial insemination?

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

[Reply #9 on:]

Pun senses tingling.

<Doubles over in pain>

Damn you and your puns!

[Reply #10 on:]

There were some female elves in BBS.

[Reply #11 on:]

Exactly. And in A Tale of Two Santas. So there must be some that aren't gay. Even if you argue that the rest are, I'm still convinced that they're not! Some of them can be, sure, but not most of them.

[Reply #12 on:]

Unless they're somehow asexual like Xanfor. Think about it....

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... No. Even if they are all asexual, that doesn't mean that most of them will prefer members of the same gender.

I think it may have something to do with health and safety - you know, go wherever your partner goes, so if one of you gets hurt you can go find someone to help... Like on school trips, I guess.

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actually they do have the nuclear family of elves that ask the crew for apple cores, while they were living in a gingerbread house.

So imperical evidence (watch A Tale of Two Santas) shows as that there are some straight elves.

[Reply #15 on:]

Exactly my point. They had a child.

[Reply #16 on:]

The elves are most likely pansexual.

[Reply #17 on:]

They're attracted to Peter Pan?

*rimshot*

[Reply #18 on:]

BWAHAHA! Sorry, even more funny due to an in-joke with my friends.

[Reply #19 on:]

Yes, they're gay.

This is addressed in the "A Tale Of Two Santa's" Audio Commentary.

[Reply #20 on:]

They're not elves; they're just shrimpy because Santa doesn't feed them.

[Reply #21 on:]

 

Originally posted by CalculonsTalent:
The elves are most likely pansexual.

Dwarf Neptunians are sexually attracted to the Greek god of shepherds, flocks, mountain wilds, hunting, and rustic music?   
GAWD! I am such geek!

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LMAO!

And yes, I know they're not really elves, I am writing a fanfic you know... 

@SMH: Really? All of them? I couldn't check the commentary as I don't have that DVD. :/

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Originally posted by CalculonsTalent:

The elves are most likely pansexual.

I just had a vision of an entire planet inhabited by short, purple, four-armed Jack Harknesses with flat nostrils.

I am now going to keel you.

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Originally posted by Xanfor:
 I just had a vision of an entire planet inhabited by short, purple, four-armed Jack Harknesses with flat nostrils.

Bwahaha!