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PEE Poll: Who would you rather meet in a dark alley?
Robot Devil   -21 (46.7%)
Robot Santa   -4 (8.9%)
Don Bot   -13 (28.9%)
Nixon with giant mech body   -7 (15.6%)
Total Voters: 45

Fryday

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« on: 01-03-2005 11:18 »

I was curious to see which of these evil characters you would rather meet in a dark alley (If you had to meet one of them). Please post your reasons too!


I can't think of anything witty to write in this space.
Zmithy

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« Reply #1 on: 01-03-2005 11:34 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2005 11:34 »

I'd choose preacherbot, he is damn scary (ever get a feeling of dread when hearing him in THAIP?).

But he's not up there, so I'll pick robot santa, the most lethal of the four.

EDIT: Oops, I'm more used to hearing that phrase used the other way around, like "I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley", so I guess I just flicked to that meaning automatically... sorry  frown
Fryday

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« Reply #2 on: 01-03-2005 11:48 »

you seem to misunderstand the concept of this, you have to choose the person who you think is least lethal, hence the topic 'Who would you RATHER meet in a dark alley'
Zeep

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« Reply #3 on: 01-03-2005 12:32 »

shouldn't this be in the Human Resources Dept.?

anyways, i would rather meet nixon in his huge robot body, since he'd be too big to do much besides step on me when i'm in an alleyway.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #4 on: 01-03-2005 13:50 »

Why isnt Leela on the list.  wink
Ranadok

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« Reply #5 on: 01-03-2005 13:52 »

Don Bot would be the most likely to leave you alone if you left him alone, I think...
Zeep

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« Reply #6 on: 01-03-2005 14:24 »

why is it that 5 different people have posted, but there are only 3 votes? it makes no sense! whoever votes next, vote for the robot devil so we can tie this up at one vote each  tongue
Wooter

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« Reply #7 on: 01-03-2005 14:31 »

The Robot Devil. He can tempt me with things I want, such as robot hands. Better yet, entire robot arms!
Teral

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« Reply #8 on: 01-03-2005 16:44 »

Leela.
Wooter

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« Reply #9 on: 01-03-2005 17:09 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2005 17:09 »

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John Pannozzi

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« Reply #10 on: 01-03-2005 21:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
Leela.

LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

In fact, IMHO she's perhaps the most rightous character on Futurama. Anyway, I chose the Robot Devil. I mean, he screams like a girl, and can't really do anything to hurt me.
Futurama Nerd

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« Reply #11 on: 01-03-2005 21:49 »

I voted for Don Bot. I mean why not?
BillionaireBot

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« Reply #12 on: 01-03-2005 23:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2005 23:24 »

   
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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

In fact, IMHO she's perhaps the most rightous character on Futurama. Anyway, I chose the Robot Devil. I mean, he screams like a girl, and can't really do anything to hurt me.

Well, she has her moments. Thinking of both of the Anthology of Interest's right here. (Granted, those things didn't actually *happen*, but they *could* have happened. Kind of. Something.)

And on a different note, am I the only one who likes Leela better when she's evil? Maybe it's just because I always have a thing for (good-looking, not Mom-type) evil chicks. I went through Deus Ex with a crush on Anna Navarre fer chrissakes. And then I had to blow her up. And I was sad. Very sad. Well, not that sad.

On topic, unless it was around X-Mas, wouldn't the obvious choice be Santa? I mean, isn't he only programmed to destroy the naughty around X-Mas? Or else he'd be brutally rampaging all year long. I mean, nobody could stop him, right?

Alternately, I'd go with the Robot Devil, 'cause he seems like the most harmless.
hobojobo

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« Reply #13 on: 01-03-2005 23:32 »

Yeah, I said the robot devil. He seems like the easiest to defend against. Besides, I'm not a robot, so he would have no reason to hurt me.
Teral

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« Reply #14 on: 01-04-2005 00:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 LEELA'S NOT EVIL!

I was joking, John. Let's not repeat the whole "Bender is evil" trilogy again.  tongue
winna

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« Reply #15 on: 01-04-2005 03:18 »

This is totally another one of those, "Which character do you want to fuck?" threads....  roll eyes
M0le

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« Reply #16 on: 01-04-2005 04:58 »

So, winna, who do you pick?  tongue
newhook_1

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« Reply #17 on: 01-04-2005 13:09 »

I dodn't think Donbot would hurt you unless you've done something to piss him off.
Smelly_Cat

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« Reply #18 on: 01-04-2005 20:46 »

I pick the Nixon guy, I mean if he really creeped me out in eny way, I'd just get a rock and throw it at his jar head.
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #19 on: 01-05-2005 19:56 »

Robot Devil. As mentioned before, he seems the most harmless.
CrazyDoc

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« Reply #20 on: 01-06-2005 10:13 »

Donbot. He has no bone with me and isn't insane. I'd stand a good chance.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #21 on: 01-06-2005 15:58 »

Don Bot because he does nothing, its his lakies that do the work!
TheSpacePope

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« Reply #22 on: 01-06-2005 16:18 »

Although you got to think if Don Bot is there Clamps is probably quite close by and bumpin into him would be a whitey (as in something thats not desirable)
Idan_Aharoni

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« Reply #23 on: 01-07-2005 11:05 »

Robot Devil isn't dangerous... not even evil.
Pataloca

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« Reply #24 on: 01-07-2005 23:37 »
« Last Edit on: 01-07-2005 23:37 »

Beelzebot all the way, man. I find his whimsical ways fascinating. (Oh, yeah. I said it.)
Space Wasp

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« Reply #25 on: 01-09-2005 12:09 »

Robot Devil. I'd try to talk him into giving me his hands...  smile
athena1999

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« Reply #26 on: 01-09-2005 20:56 »

Why isn't the Hair Robot on this thing?  He'd be the scariest one of all.

I'd choose Beelzebot.  He rules.
VCH

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« Reply #27 on: 01-10-2005 01:16 »

 Defnixly Robot Santa yeaa. Youve all been very notty except U Dr. Zoidberg herez a pogo stick aii. I Now itz not Xmaz anymore but itz still funny.

Yea Iz usin unproper Henglish up dere. An so whut. Im the 1 who put the Range in the Rover now itz ova. So bite my unshiny unmetal azz
Axl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 01-12-2005 04:28 »

As long as Clamps isn't with Don Bot, I'd have to go with Don bot
Frash

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« Reply #29 on: 01-12-2005 05:00 »

Robot devikl, he's not such a bad guy really...
The Pizzazz

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« Reply #30 on: 01-29-2005 11:57 »

Ditto above
Zogonif

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« Reply #31 on: 01-29-2005 23:04 »

Same here
MrMoose

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« Reply #32 on: 01-29-2005 23:48 »

I personally wouldn't want to run into one of the amazonian woman because giant freakin' clubs is just a bit to much.....guns are much better.
ShortRoundMcfly

Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 01-31-2005 16:14 »

I chose Robot Santa begins he can rip me limb from Limb.
Jaswahhihi

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« Reply #34 on: 02-02-2005 16:30 »

Robot Devil. I would like to see what kinds of ironic outcomes he could play
mint

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #35 on: 02-20-2005 20:26 »

I choose Don Bot.

Tweek

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« Reply #36 on: 02-21-2005 05:54 »

Nixon, he was cool  cool
Old Skool Prop

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« Reply #37 on: 02-21-2005 07:05 »

Don bot as he wouldnt do anything as i have nothing he would want!
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