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Chump

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« on: 11-03-2001 16:54 »

If you could add yourself to the show, what would you be? I mean, whats your job, how do you get introduced to the show, and would you become important, or just a bit player?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #1 on: 11-03-2001 17:05 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2001 00:00 »

Bending Unit with a Human Female G/F...british Made.I will be the Fighter that Leela Defeated.PE have to hep me find my "Power chip" i lost in the battle with Leela,But bitterness starts to implode when Leela Remeber me.
Teral

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« Reply #2 on: 11-03-2001 17:50 »

DOOP starship captain. Zapp's opposite, perhaps his bitter rival. Complaining about him to DOOP, critizes all his decisions/missions, attepmts to get him demoted/thrown out of DOOP and offers Kif a shoulder to cry on ('cause we've been buddies since DOOP Academy).

Introduced as part of an PE scheme to discredit Zapp. After Zapp's been appointed CinC of DOOP's fleet he confiscated the PE ship and closed PE on suspecion of them being Neutral sympathizers. The PE crew concieve an elaborate scheme to bring Zapp down, and seek Kif's help. He directs them to his good buddy, me!! The scheme works, Zapp is demoted to captain and PE reopens. The PE crew and I part as friends (and Leela  love considers me one of her really good and trustworhty friends).

I reappears in some other episodes, but as a supporting character (whenever the PE crew needs advice on Zapp, visits DOOP HQ, chance meetings in space, parties at PE, when Leela  love needs a friend to talk to, etc.)

Boy, did I overthink that one.   roll eyes    evil laugh

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Chump

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« Reply #3 on: 11-03-2001 18:30 »

I think I'd be Scruffy's assistant, he simply can't read all that porno by himself! Heres an example scene:

Hermes: Who are you?
Scruffy: Scruffy, the janitor.
Hermes: I've never seen you before.
(Scruffy looks at me expectantly)
Me: Scruffy's never seen you before neither.
(He nods approvingly then tosses me a beer from his six pack. We sit on the couch)
Nixorbo

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« Reply #4 on: 11-03-2001 20:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2001 20:57 »

I'd either be a shadow assassain, sent to take care of the Professor by Mars University, in a downsizing maneuver, or the top-rated DOOP starfighter, who goes rougue after realizing Zapp Brannnigan is an idiot, and the PE Crew has to hunt down and bring to justice.

This is bordering on fanfic, isn't it?
Sarge

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« Reply #5 on: 11-03-2001 21:11 »

I'd be Nibblers' dinner. I'd be in the scene for about 3 seconds.
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #6 on: 11-03-2001 21:46 »
« Last Edit on: 11-03-2001 21:46 »

Did you draw the 3 seconds?
Venus

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« Reply #7 on: 11-03-2001 21:56 »

Leela's old collage roommate. Assuming she went to collage which seems right with her being as educated as she is. I'd be a background charactor showing up at random moments for random reasons. Usually just someone for Leela to talk too.
Kryten

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« Reply #8 on: 11-03-2001 22:46 »

Amy's boy-toy of the week.  love

Teral

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« Reply #9 on: 11-03-2001 23:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Amy's boy-toy of the week.   love


Somehow that doesn't come as a surprise.  wink

TheMadCapper

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« Reply #10 on: 11-04-2001 01:52 »

I'd be some guy on the internet, blasting all comers in a Perfect Dark / Goldeneye game until Fry barely edged me out.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #11 on: 11-04-2001 05:09 »

I'd be Zapps other assistant, in charge of his wardrobe  smile
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #12 on: 11-04-2001 11:13 »

I'd be a robot counsellor, telling robots (in exchange for hefty sums of money) that its ok to be a sociopathic human-hating alchol dependant kleptomaniac grudge bearing evil S-O-B as long as its all in the name of self-interest as that constitutes a form of good intentions, and that means that they cannot be blamed for anything they do. I'd take on Bender as a client, and be drawn into his shadowy underworld of vice and corruption, until the PE crew bailed me out in exchange for my silence on the compromising photos of a certain member of the Wong Family and an unnamed individual. Then I'd take up a new career as Benders crooked accountant, splitting our ill gotten gains 50-50 until I got wasted in an encounter with the robot mafia, and my remains would be burned, then shot into space, landing on Omnicron Persie 8, causing Lurr a huge headache.  big grin

Also, TMC would'nt beat ME on Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. I throw down the virtual gauntlet...
Slavon

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« Reply #13 on: 11-04-2001 11:43 »

I'll be Slavon, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. Yeah!!  big grin
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #14 on: 11-04-2001 12:02 »

Do they have chimneys?
VelourFog

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« Reply #15 on: 11-04-2001 12:04 »

I'd play lucy liu and have a lesbian kiss with leela (playing single female laywer) as a sweeps ratings grabber
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #16 on: 11-04-2001 14:13 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:

Also, TMC would'nt beat ME on Goldeneye or Perfect Dark. I throw down the virtual gauntlet...

Of course you know... this means war. We'll meet in Nix's room at high noon and hash this out.



TMC never says anything nice if he can find a reason to say something which will hurt as badly as taking a beehive to the testes.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #17 on: 11-04-2001 16:30 »

I would be a car so that I could explore the city.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #18 on: 11-05-2001 03:52 »

I'd have to be Major Jaxxon "Blackjack" Havoc, Field Commander of Earth Army Special Assignment Forces Division Eight and Michigan Dragoon.  When Zapp Brannigan fails to control the piracy problem in deep space President Nixon delegates the daunting task of cleaning up the Tripolis Pass to my C.O., General Ezekiel Shaw.  While the General maintains a command center, he lets me run the actual anti-pirate combat.  During our operations, we apprehend the P.E. crew for not carrying proper documentation.  Action and hilarity ensues.

*sniff**sniff*  Do you smell fanfic?
AstroZombie

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« Reply #19 on: 11-05-2001 07:32 »

I'd be some mad cryo-frozen Scotsman from the early 21st century, with a taste for lager, bar brawls and an eye for the ladies, I'd become buddies with Fry n Bender, and have a brief thing for Leela before realising that Fry was the guy she should be with.
I'd then help Fry in his quest to win Leela's fair heart.
I would at some point break Zapps nose, several ribs and knock out a few of his teeth.
I'd also have a drinking contest with Bender, before going off to fulfil the snu snu needs of Planet Amazonia's women.

I think 1 or two eps should cover my appearance though future appearnaces would be quite likley.

 smile  smile   
nasteve

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« Reply #20 on: 11-05-2001 16:00 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
and have a brief thing for Leela before realising that Fry was the guy she should be with.

aye, sure pal. thats why it wouldn't work.  big grin
The truth is you'd be incompatible because Leela would find out you're a Dons fan when she is,
as you can see
<---
a Celtic supporter   smile
Kryten

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« Reply #21 on: 11-05-2001 18:47 »

Speaking of mad daft Scotsmen in the future... anyone catch Samurai Jack last week? It featured a Scotsman... played by none other than John DiMaggio.

AstroZombie

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« Reply #22 on: 11-06-2001 08:57 »
« Last Edit on: 11-06-2001 08:57 »

But steve,If Leela was a Celtic Football Club Supporter that wouldn't be a problem,
the Dons haven't played anything resembling football (soccer, to you americans   smile ) in years   wink

Besides I'd be willing to convert   smile

At least she ain't a Rangers fan   wink
Juliet

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« Reply #23 on: 11-06-2001 11:04 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
I'd play lucy liu and have a lesbian kiss with leela (playing single female laywer) as a sweeps ratings grabber

LOL Velourfog, I love Ally McBeal and yeah that lesbain Kiss scene with her and Lucy Liu
was a scene you'll never forget. hehe.


Juliet

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« Reply #24 on: 11-06-2001 11:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-06-2001 11:13 »

I be playing a girl who got unfrozen and studied in Mars Uni where I made friends with Amy and she takes me to meet the crew and I made friedns with them fast

Then I become roommates with Amy, and we always go out to night clubs all the time. Then Fry got sick so Leela as me to cover Fry while he get's himself better so I say ok.

While doing some deliverly jobs I started to fall in love with Bender. Bender wanted to keep this as a secert so that noone knows that he's dateing a human, but soon Leela and Fry found out about me and Bender.

There be more to come....

Slavon

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« Reply #25 on: 11-06-2001 13:11 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Do they have chimneys?

Sure. Watch the ending of X-mas Story.
nasteve

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« Reply #26 on: 11-06-2001 13:40 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
But steve,If Leela was a Celtic Football Club Supporter

What do you mean 'If'?  smile

 
Quote
Originally posted by AstroZombie:
At least she ain't a Rangers fan    wink

Thank god, if she was, or any of them for that matter, I'd have to boycott the show...
KENNEDY

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« Reply #27 on: 11-06-2001 14:10 »

Id be KENNEDY,MOM's sworn enemy.Twelve years from when FUTURAMA is set.I create bending units,thus making sure Suicide booths may continue being made.But MOM stole my recipe for sucess and now I want revenge.One ep. and maybe a second one later in the series...
Juliet

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« Reply #28 on: 11-06-2001 17:25 »

Me and Bender loved each other. We go out drinking and stealing things but later on we broke up cos we know that it isn't working because we have diffrent personailtys

Later on I ran off with Eminem's head.

Nixorbo

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« Reply #29 on: 11-06-2001 21:14 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Later on I ran off with Eminem's head.

I'd think they'd give him to you

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
DrThunder88

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« Reply #30 on: 11-06-2001 23:07 »

Yeah, if you want to take it off the pike in the Chamber of Horrors.
futurefreak

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« Reply #31 on: 11-07-2001 02:30 »

hey welcome to PEEL DrThunder88!  smile
DrThunder88

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« Reply #32 on: 11-07-2001 04:28 »

Thanks, it's good to be here.
Allen

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« Reply #33 on: 11-07-2001 11:47 »

I would probably be Fry's rival for Leela's affections. Unfrozen and new to this world, I would go to work for PE and try to outdeliver Fry. Fry's an expert though so I really have to work hard at this. Leela would admire this and we'd become friends. Fry's jealous and tries various ways to dispose of me. He fails miserably. Leela and I would go out, but I would realize F&L belong together and all would turn out well.

Boy that wasn't my greatest try smile
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #34 on: 11-07-2001 12:44 »

I think Fry would recruit Bender and they'd do something horrible to you.
Allen

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« Reply #35 on: 11-07-2001 15:03 »
« Last Edit on: 11-07-2001 15:03 »

Well, finally someone else acknowledges my existence on PEEL! I wrote that in kind of a hurry. Wasn't my best. Thanks for the suggestion MadCapper. Let's see what horrors they'd visit upon me.
1. Bender could introduce me to Mr. Can Opener. No. too many chances he'd hurt himself again.
2. They could try to run me over with the hover car. Nah, too easy to duck under
3. They could try to get me so drunk, I take a long walk off a short pier. Nah, Bender would declare that a waste of good booze.
4. They could have The Robot Mob come after me. Wait doesn't Bender still owe them money?
5. They could try to poison me with Bender's cooking, but I think Zoidberg would eat it first.
6. Ooh! I know! They could have me committed to the Robot Insane Asylum and put me in a padded cell with Roberto. No, that wouldn't work. Leela's maternal instincts would kick in.
7. If all else fails, they'd make me watch "All My Circuits" No! Not Soaps! I can't stand them! They never end! NOOOOOO!   smile

So after all this fun takes place, I decide that F&L belong together and help them get together. Then I disappear into the shadows. I'd resurface again to kick Zapp's butt when he tries to break them up  smile Then I'm not really seen again, unless you look hard. Then you can see me watching from the shadows.

Well, thanks Madcapper for the spark! And thanks to anyone who actually reads this long post.
M. Proctor

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« Reply #36 on: 11-08-2001 11:41 »

I don't know... I think I would not fit in Futurama...
AstroZombie

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« Reply #37 on: 11-08-2001 13:51 »

Here's a belated welcome to peel Allen, guess i missed your posts before  smile

I think my mad scotsman character would help you get L+F together, and kick the living S*** out of Zapp  smile,

Hmmmmm it would appear that my dislike of Zapp is becoming slightly unhinged.

 smile
Allen

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« Reply #38 on: 11-08-2001 18:34 »

Interesting proposition AstroZombie. Thanks for the welcome too. What exactly do you mean by unhinged? I don't exactly know what my character would be though. I could be a one-eyed freak from the 20th century. That could actually be a cool look. smile
Sarge

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« Reply #39 on: 11-08-2001 22:24 »

Billy Crystal could play Leela. One eyeball.
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