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PEE Poll: hyperchicken v lional hutz
hyperchicken   -10 (50%)
lional hutz   -7 (35%)
neither   -1 (5%)
both   -2 (10%)
Total Voters: 20

jerkberg

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« on: 10-13-2004 04:47 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2004 04:47 »

who would win between the hyperchicken and  lional hutz (phil hartman was killed by his wife i think)this is a bit of a rip off of the hyperspace chicken thread but here you can vote on who you like best
me i would say hyperchicken
thoughts
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #1 on: 10-13-2004 07:45 »

Who the fuck is Lionel Hutz?
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #2 on: 10-13-2004 07:46 »

Lawyer from the Simpsons. And the natural victor.

KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #3 on: 10-13-2004 11:21 »

I like Hyper Chicken better.  Need I say more?
Jicannon

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« Reply #4 on: 10-13-2004 11:27 »

Hyperchicken sux0rz!

By "win" are you actually using the true meaning of the word as in "Who would win in a fight?" or "Who would win in court?" or do you mean the more PEELified use as in "Who do you like more?"
Jaswahhihi

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« Reply #5 on: 10-13-2004 13:14 »

Hyper Chicken has funnier jokes I go with him.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #6 on: 10-13-2004 13:18 »

This thread is...not pointless.  I'm impressed, jerkberg.  Even if you did misspell one of the names.  Anyhow, I voted Hyperchicken since he's based on two of the greatest lawyers ever: Atticus Finch and Matlock.  And he's a gigantic green chicken.
jerkberg

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« Reply #7 on: 10-13-2004 14:36 »

who do like more is the question
sorry if it sounds spammy
thank you nerd-o-rama
Ttomalss
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« Reply #8 on: 10-13-2004 17:19 »

In a legal fight, I would say it would have to go to Hyperchicken, despite his gross incompetence.  I mean, Hyperchicken is stupid, but Stephen-bloody-Hawking compared to Hutz, the man who didn't know if he'd get paid if he lost a case, AND showed up at a trial without pants.

However, my favorite is Hutz.
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #9 on: 10-13-2004 18:11 »

Hyperchicken. I love the voice.
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #10 on: 10-13-2004 18:44 »

I like Lionel Hutz waaaaay better.
VoVat

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« Reply #11 on: 10-13-2004 19:30 »

I voted for Hutz because I think he would probably win in a legal battle.  He's totally incompetent, but probably a little more with it than the Hyperchicken.  The Hyperchicken would probably win in a fight, though.  As for which one I like better, that's a tough call.  Hutz has the advantage of having appeared in more Simpsons episodes than the Hyperchicken was in Futurama episodes, which means that he had a chance to get more good lines.  On the other hand, the fact that the Hyperchicken is a giant alien chicken is definitely worth some points.
Evil Abe

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« Reply #12 on: 10-13-2004 23:39 »

Lional Hutz is a much better ambulance chasing, no ethic, shark lawyer.  I think he would win.
M0le

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« Reply #13 on: 10-14-2004 06:22 »

Hutz. The Hyperchicken couldn't even begin to compare to one of the funniest ever Simpsons characters.
Dr.Jerkbird

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« Reply #14 on: 10-14-2004 13:03 »

I think they're both great! but i voted for chickin. they both had their moments like when hutz came into court with no trousers and then called up "Dave" and said he loved him. But hyper chicken is a giant green chickin and his voise is funny
and yes i cant spell chickin right!
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #15 on: 10-14-2004 14:46 »

The first step is admitting it.

Another reason why the Hyperchicken is the better character in my mind is that a giant blue chicken just seems right for a lawyer, especially a Southern one. Reminds me of a legal eagle.
Gambit

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« Reply #16 on: 10-15-2004 17:32 »

im going for Lionel Hutz here, i love the Hyperchicken and all, but i love the 'I'm not wearing a tie at all' scene too much for Hutz not to win

You read it, you cant unread it!
TheSpacePope

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« Reply #17 on: 10-18-2004 12:58 »

I'd have to go for the Hyperchicken. Has Hutz actually won any cases? Whereas the Hyperchicken managed to get Fry and Bender off jail time for that bank robbery. Although Fry would probably have prefered hard time........... Still i'd go for the chicken
Cyberman

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« Reply #18 on: 10-18-2004 16:21 »

Geez. Another one of these? You really like comparing Futurama characters to Simpsons characters. Anyway, I have to go with the Hyperchicken. They're both cool. But Hyperchicken wins hands down!
David A

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« Reply #19 on: 10-18-2004 23:54 »

Lionel Hutz was voiced by Phil Hartman.  Any Phil Hartman character automatically trumps any non-Phil Hartman character.

Also, comparing Futurama characters to Simpsons characters makes the baby Jesus cry.  Stop it.
JDB

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« Reply #20 on: 10-19-2004 00:30 »

Lionel Hutz showed up in court without any pants! Come on, if that's not funny I don't know what is!
airbagfailure

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« Reply #21 on: 10-19-2004 06:25 »

ahhh i couldn't decide.. I think Lional Hutz is the best for the 90's... and the Hyperchicken is the best for the year 3000.

Better yet..the hyperchicken's ancestors could have mutated from lional hutz!
I mean..why else would the hyperchicken want to be a lawyer? He coulda been a corn farmer...

There... PERFECT!
VoVat

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« Reply #22 on: 10-20-2004 19:11 »

 
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I'd have to go for the Hyperchicken. Has Hutz actually won any cases?

He won Chester Lampwick's suit against Roger Myers Jr. in "The Day the Violence Died."  Homer's suit against The Frying Dutchman in "New Kid on the Block" might also count, but that ended up being settled out of court, so I don't know.
starone

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« Reply #23 on: 10-21-2004 10:55 »

Hutz is annoying, Hyperchicken is likable.
Eyedol7513

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« Reply #24 on: 10-23-2004 23:42 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2004 23:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Anyhow, I voted Hyperchicken since he's based on two of the greatest lawyers ever: Atticus Finch and Matlock.


How do you know if he's based on Atticus Finch and Matlock? Is it your own opinion, or did someone mention it on the commentaries, or is it some other official source? If so, please tell me where to find it.
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