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PEE Poll: pickup lines
ZAP   -12 (44.4%)
BENDER   -6 (22.2%)
FRY   -3 (11.1%)
KIFF   -5 (18.5%)
YOU   -0 (0%)
LEELA   -1 (3.7%)
Total Voters: 27

skinner

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« on: 10-06-2001 09:55 »

Who has the best pickup lines?
Mark

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« Reply #1 on: 10-06-2001 10:00 »

Zapp, not Zap. Kif, not Kiff
Nixorbo

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« Reply #2 on: 10-06-2001 10:51 »

I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE

"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
Tweek

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« Reply #3 on: 10-06-2001 11:17 »

Even though I'm not a great fan, I voted for Zapp, after all he got Leela   smile

AstroZombie

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« Reply #4 on: 10-06-2001 19:06 »

Only cos she momentarily lost all control and was taken in by his patheticness.

(Is that a real word Edel? - patheticness?)
AstroZombie

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« Reply #5 on: 10-06-2001 19:09 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take of all your clothes and dance naked?"
Teral

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« Reply #6 on: 10-06-2001 19:22 »

Just saw "Amazonian Women in the Mood". Who can forget Kif's "pickup lines":

Kif: "umph-----ehh---[pant]--emph--uhhh--jeez------[sigh][pant]---er----umph--ehh--uh--[pant]---umph---" (hangs up)

And it works!!!! Which is more than you can say about the Zapper's lines.

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Kryten

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« Reply #7 on: 10-06-2001 21:09 »

"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies."

Nixorbo

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« Reply #8 on: 10-06-2001 22:57 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a bit?
Juliet

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« Reply #9 on: 10-07-2001 08:30 »

Bender have some sexy pick up lines  love but I'll vote for Zapp cos his pick up lines are funny   evil laugh 

FishyJoe

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« Reply #10 on: 10-07-2001 11:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
And it works!!!! Which is more than you can say about the Zapper's lines.

The only reason Zapp's lines didn't work was because Kif said them wrong. Listen to Zapp himself--you need to say as many of them as you can, as fast as possible. Kif only said two damn lines. And they were spaced apart by several precious seconds. Kif is a disgrace to the word sexxy.

Drippy_taco

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« Reply #11 on: 10-07-2001 14:12 »

I don't think I've ever even heard Leela say a pick-up line.  "Let me show you the bedroom" was kind of a "get you in bed" line...  Kiff's pick-up lines are always funny, so I vote for him.
Sarge

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« Reply #12 on: 10-07-2001 15:02 »

Amazonian Woman-"Me have love, dare not speak name."
Teral

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« Reply #13 on: 10-07-2001 18:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 The only reason Zapp's lines didn't work was because Kif said them wrong. Listen to Zapp himself--you need to say as many of them as you can, as fast as possible. Kif only said two damn lines. And they were spaced apart by several precious seconds. Kif is a disgrace to the word sexxy.


In "Loves Labour..." the Zapper don't have enough confidence in his "lines" to actually use them himself. Therefore they must be inferior.

On the other hand when Kif admits to Amy that it was him on the phone she falls for him, big time. So there.  big grin


Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Kryten

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« Reply #14 on: 10-07-2001 18:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
 In "Loves Labour..." the Zapper don't have enough confidence in his "lines" to actually use them himself. Therefore they must be inferior.

On the other hand when Kif admits to Amy that it was him on the phone she falls for him, big time. So there.   big grin


Finally saw it, huh?  wink

Teral

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« Reply #15 on: 10-07-2001 18:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Finally saw it, huh?   wink


Yeah, just had to. Found it on the Net.

Awwwww, wasn't that sweet. I'm all welling up.   cry

[snif][snif] Anyhoo, great episode.

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
Marcus
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« Reply #16 on: 10-08-2001 12:16 »

What's this about Amazonian Woman? I think they must have cut that on Sky. Which Amazonian woman...and who was she speaking to?!

On another point, we must all be lacking self confidence - no one's voted for "You" yet.

Marcus.

P.S. "Let me show you the bedroom" - well, as a pickup line, it'd work on  me...
Slavon

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« Reply #17 on: 10-08-2001 13:16 »

But... Leela has any pickup line??   confused
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #18 on: 10-09-2001 01:17 »

Yeah, what the hell?
MagicToaster

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« Reply #19 on: 10-10-2001 13:59 »

Leela pickup line:
"So, is there Mrs. Queequeg? (or however its spelled)"

Bender pickup line:
"How about I dump these kids in an alley and head back to my place?"

Fry suttle pickup line:
  Amazon woman:  BIG RATS THERE.  ME CRUSH WITH CLUB!
  Fry:  That is so interesting.  Maybe we can get to know each other over a coffee.

Zoidberg pickup line:
  So as long I'm here, I was thinking maybe... Graw?

My pickup lines:
  Hey baby, that's a nice dress... mind if I wear it?
Oops, wrong one!  Here's one for the modern ages:
  Hey baby, wanna see my new webcam?
futurefreak

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« Reply #20 on: 10-17-2001 23:10 »

Zapp, with his wonderful book of pickup lines, by far!  big grin
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #21 on: 10-23-2001 16:45 »

Zapp does.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  flirt
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #22 on: 10-23-2001 20:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE


Nix, that's my line. What are you doing using my line?



TMC never says anything nice if he can find a reason to say something which will hurt as badly as taking a beehive to the testes.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #23 on: 11-05-2001 03:32 »

Zoidberg:  You seem malnourished.  Are you suffering from internal parasites?

Works every time...
Kyle

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« Reply #24 on: 11-05-2001 17:45 »

 http://gwar.savvy.com/~phil/pickuplines/pickup-random.html

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