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PEE Poll: pickup lines
ZAP   -12 (44.4%)
BENDER   -6 (22.2%)
FRY   -3 (11.1%)
KIFF   -5 (18.5%)
YOU   -0 (0%)
LEELA   -1 (3.7%)
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skinner

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« : 10-06-2001 07:55 »

Who has the best pickup lines?
Mark

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« #1 : 10-06-2001 08:00 »

Zapp, not Zap. Kif, not Kiff
Nixorbo

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« #2 : 10-06-2001 08:51 »

I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE

"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
Tweek

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« #3 : 10-06-2001 09:17 »

Even though I'm not a great fan, I voted for Zapp, after all he got Leela   :)
AstroZombie

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« #4 : 10-06-2001 17:06 »

Only cos she momentarily lost all control and was taken in by his patheticness.

(Is that a real word Edel? - patheticness?)
AstroZombie

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« #5 : 10-06-2001 17:09 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take of all your clothes and dance naked?"
Teral

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« #6 : 10-06-2001 17:22 »

Just saw "Amazonian Women in the Mood". Who can forget Kif's "pickup lines":

Kif: "umph-----ehh---[pant]--emph--uhhh--jeez------[sigh][pant]---er----umph--ehh--uh--[pant]---umph---" (hangs up)

And it works!!!! Which is more than you can say about the Zapper's lines.
Kryten

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« #7 : 10-06-2001 19:09 »

"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies."
Nixorbo

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« #8 : 10-06-2001 20:57 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a bit?
Juliet

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« #9 : 10-07-2001 06:30 »

Bender have some sexy pick up lines  :love: but I'll vote for Zapp cos his pick up lines are funny   :evillaugh: 
FishyJoe

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« #10 : 10-07-2001 09:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
And it works!!!! Which is more than you can say about the Zapper's lines.

The only reason Zapp's lines didn't work was because Kif said them wrong. Listen to Zapp himself--you need to say as many of them as you can, as fast as possible. Kif only said two damn lines. And they were spaced apart by several precious seconds. Kif is a disgrace to the word sexxy.
Drippy_taco

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« #11 : 10-07-2001 12:12 »

I don't think I've ever even heard Leela say a pick-up line.  "Let me show you the bedroom" was kind of a "get you in bed" line...  Kiff's pick-up lines are always funny, so I vote for him.
Sarge

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« #12 : 10-07-2001 13:02 »

Amazonian Woman-"Me have love, dare not speak name."
Teral

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« #13 : 10-07-2001 16:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 The only reason Zapp's lines didn't work was because Kif said them wrong. Listen to Zapp himself--you need to say as many of them as you can, as fast as possible. Kif only said two damn lines. And they were spaced apart by several precious seconds. Kif is a disgrace to the word sexxy.


In "Loves Labour..." the Zapper don't have enough confidence in his "lines" to actually use them himself. Therefore they must be inferior.

On the other hand when Kif admits to Amy that it was him on the phone she falls for him, big time. So there.  :D

Kryten

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« #14 : 10-07-2001 16:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
 In "Loves Labour..." the Zapper don't have enough confidence in his "lines" to actually use them himself. Therefore they must be inferior.

On the other hand when Kif admits to Amy that it was him on the phone she falls for him, big time. So there.   :D


Finally saw it, huh?  ;)
Teral

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« #15 : 10-07-2001 16:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Finally saw it, huh?   ;)


Yeah, just had to. Found it on the Net.

Awwwww, wasn't that sweet. I'm all welling up.   :cry:

[snif][snif] Anyhoo, great episode.
Marcus
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« #16 : 10-08-2001 10:16 »

What's this about Amazonian Woman? I think they must have cut that on Sky. Which Amazonian woman...and who was she speaking to?!

On another point, we must all be lacking self confidence - no one's voted for "You" yet.

Marcus.

P.S. "Let me show you the bedroom" - well, as a pickup line, it'd work on  me...
Slavon

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« #17 : 10-08-2001 11:16 »

But... Leela has any pickup line??   :confused:
Drippy_taco

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« #18 : 10-08-2001 23:17 »

Yeah, what the hell?
MagicToaster

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« #19 : 10-10-2001 11:59 »

Leela pickup line:
"So, is there Mrs. Queequeg? (or however its spelled)"

Bender pickup line:
"How about I dump these kids in an alley and head back to my place?"

Fry suttle pickup line:
  Amazon woman:  BIG RATS THERE.  ME CRUSH WITH CLUB!
  Fry:  That is so interesting.  Maybe we can get to know each other over a coffee.

Zoidberg pickup line:
  So as long I'm here, I was thinking maybe... Graw?

My pickup lines:
  Hey baby, that's a nice dress... mind if I wear it?
Oops, wrong one!  Here's one for the modern ages:
  Hey baby, wanna see my new webcam?
futurefreak

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« #20 : 10-17-2001 21:10 »

Zapp, with his wonderful book of pickup lines, by far!  :D
totalnerd undercanada

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« #21 : 10-23-2001 14:45 »

Zapp does.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  :flirt:
TheMadCapper

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« #22 : 10-23-2001 18:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE


Nix, that's my line. What are you doing using my line?
DrThunder88

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« #23 : 11-05-2001 02:32 »

Zoidberg:  You seem malnourished.  Are you suffering from internal parasites?

Works every time...
Kyle

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« #24 : 11-05-2001 16:45 »

 http://gwar.savvy.com/~phil/pickuplines/pickup-random.html

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