|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE
"Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Just saw "Amazonian Women in the Mood". Who can forget Kif's "pickup lines":
Kif: "umph-----ehh---[pant]--emph--uhhh--jeez------[sigh][pant]---er----umph--ehh--uh--[pant]---umph---" (hangs up)
And it works!!!! Which is more than you can say about the Zapper's lines.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a bit?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Drippy_taco
Professor
|
|
I don't think I've ever even heard Leela say a pick-up line. "Let me show you the bedroom" was kind of a "get you in bed" line... Kiff's pick-up lines are always funny, so I vote for him.
|
|
|
|
|
Sarge
Professor
|
|
Amazonian Woman-"Me have love, dare not speak name."
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Originally posted by FishyJoe: The only reason Zapp's lines didn't work was because Kif said them wrong. Listen to Zapp himself--you need to say as many of them as you can, as fast as possible. Kif only said two damn lines. And they were spaced apart by several precious seconds. Kif is a disgrace to the word sexxy.
In "Loves Labour..." the Zapper don't have enough confidence in his "lines" to actually use them himself. Therefore they must be inferior. On the other hand when Kif admits to Amy that it was him on the phone she falls for him, big time. So there.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Originally posted by Kryten: Finally saw it, huh?
Yeah, just had to. Found it on the Net. Awwwww, wasn't that sweet. I'm all welling up. [snif][snif] Anyhoo, great episode.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
MagicToaster
Crustacean
|
|
Leela pickup line: "So, is there Mrs. Queequeg? (or however its spelled)"
Bender pickup line: "How about I dump these kids in an alley and head back to my place?"
Fry suttle pickup line: Amazon woman: BIG RATS THERE. ME CRUSH WITH CLUB! Fry: That is so interesting. Maybe we can get to know each other over a coffee.
Zoidberg pickup line: So as long I'm here, I was thinking maybe... Graw?
My pickup lines: Hey baby, that's a nice dress... mind if I wear it? Oops, wrong one! Here's one for the modern ages: Hey baby, wanna see my new webcam?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Originally posted by Nixorbo: I DEFEAT YOU WITH MY MIGHTY CAPS KEY!!!!!1111ONEONE
Nix, that's my line. What are you doing using my line?
|
|
|
|
|
DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
|
|
Zoidberg: You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Works every time...
|
|
|
|
|
|