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PEE Poll: Who'd win a Smoking Contest?
RJ   -0 (0%)
The Chain Smoker Robot   -10 (66.7%)
Bender   -3 (20%)
Joe (Camel Alien)   -0 (0%)
Patty/Selma   -1 (6.7%)
Krusty the Klown   -0 (0%)
other   -1 (6.7%)
Total Voters: 15

fryfanSpyOrama

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« on: 08-19-2004 01:06 »

Since someone did a drinking contest with Homer, Barney and Bender, it would be interesting to see who'd win a smoking contest.  I know I'm probably forgeting a few characters, but these are the smokers that all on the top of my head.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #1 on: 08-19-2004 01:28 »

Chain Smoker. I mean, he's a machine BUILT for smoking.
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #2 on: 08-19-2004 01:30 »

"I love Smoking and after I win the fight, I'm heading straight to your favorite restaurant."

"Nixon's not bringing the smokes."
Tongue Luck

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« Reply #3 on: 08-19-2004 07:09 »

I'm not sure why, but I find the idea of a smoking contest strangely hilarious. Maybe because it makes me picture a big event with spectators and peanut vendors and groupies holding up "Bender, I'm pregnant!" signs with some grand smoking marshall overseeing the procedings. All centered around robots, twins, aliens, cowboys, and clowns seeing who can smoke the most.

I'll shut up.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #4 on: 08-19-2004 08:50 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2004 08:50 »

I'm curious as to how a smoking contest would work. I mean, is it 'last man standing over the age of 45,' or something? Who's skin/teeth/breath remains the cleanest? How many cigarettes (or indeed, cigars) can one smoke in a set time frame? Who's stogie is the most majestic? Who's fine smokable best complements their pimpin' apparel?

Eh, Bender wins in the style stakes, anyways.
Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #5 on: 08-19-2004 09:26 »

Both robots would beat the humans hands down, as they don't have lungs; all they have to do is make sure that the contest is indoors, and wait for all the oxygen to get used up.

Between robots, the most popular would win, obviously.
victor2000
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« Reply #6 on: 08-19-2004 16:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Chain Smoker. I mean, he's a machine BUILT for smoking.
You can't argue with that.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #7 on: 08-19-2004 16:58 »

And I'm not about to break the chain...
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #8 on: 08-19-2004 17:02 »

I like the logic being posted on this thread. 

The Drinking Contest thread, had Barney ahead of Bender at one point.  I voted Bender to win that contest, because the other two would die of liver failure due to the alcohol poisoning.

odds are in a smoking contest, the two robots would last the longest, but it seemed Patti and Selma smoke crazy and never seem to get cancer.
Teral

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« Reply #9 on: 08-19-2004 17:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-19-2004 17:20 »

Okay, the rules of smoking contests are: each participant get one similar pibe, 3 grams of tobacco and 2 matches. Whoever can keep his pibe lit the longest time wins. Last I checked the record were 2 hours 49 minutes.

The complete rules

Based on that, I have to say other (maybe Kif), since all the options are tobacco addicts and wouldn't have the discipline or selfcontrol to be a serious threat.
Nibblonian

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« Reply #10 on: 08-19-2004 20:26 »

Okay, well that just takes all the fun out of imagining a smoking contest! Anyway, my vote goes to Patty/Selma because they have four lungs, not just two!
BENDER RULS 124

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« Reply #11 on: 08-20-2004 15:28 »

 Bender becouse he dosent have lungs
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #12 on: 08-20-2004 19:44 »

WTF would a smoking contest be?

I read the rules, and it seems like a contest to assemble a pipe.
spacemonkey

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« Reply #13 on: 08-24-2004 11:29 »

I think Bender . He smokes to make himself look cool. He would win.
Cyberman

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« Reply #14 on: 08-24-2004 18:29 »

The Chain Smoker. G'uh!

ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #15 on: 08-25-2004 20:55 »

In a  deleted scene he said in, "Anothology of interest 2", that he only smokes to warm his circuits.
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