Who'd win a Smoking Contest?

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Since someone did a drinking contest with Homer, Barney and Bender, it would be interesting to see who'd win a smoking contest.  I know I'm probably forgeting a few characters, but these are the smokers that all on the top of my head.

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Chain Smoker. I mean, he's a machine BUILT for smoking.

[Reply #2 on:]

"I love Smoking and after I win the fight, I'm heading straight to your favorite restaurant."

"Nixon's not bringing the smokes."

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I'm not sure why, but I find the idea of a smoking contest strangely hilarious. Maybe because it makes me picture a big event with spectators and peanut vendors and groupies holding up "Bender, I'm pregnant!" signs with some grand smoking marshall overseeing the procedings. All centered around robots, twins, aliens, cowboys, and clowns seeing who can smoke the most.

I'll shut up.

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I'm curious as to how a smoking contest would work. I mean, is it 'last man standing over the age of 45,' or something? Who's skin/teeth/breath remains the cleanest? How many cigarettes (or indeed, cigars) can one smoke in a set time frame? Who's stogie is the most majestic? Who's fine smokable best complements their pimpin' apparel?

Eh, Bender wins in the style stakes, anyways.

[Reply #5 on:]

Both robots would beat the humans hands down, as they don't have lungs; all they have to do is make sure that the contest is indoors, and wait for all the oxygen to get used up.

Between robots, the most popular would win, obviously.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Chain Smoker. I mean, he's a machine BUILT for smoking.

You can't argue with that.

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And I'm not about to break the chain...

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I like the logic being posted on this thread. 

The Drinking Contest thread, had Barney ahead of Bender at one point.  I voted Bender to win that contest, because the other two would die of liver failure due to the alcohol poisoning.

odds are in a smoking contest, the two robots would last the longest, but it seemed Patti and Selma smoke crazy and never seem to get cancer.

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Okay, the rules of smoking contests are: each participant get one similar pibe, 3 grams of tobacco and 2 matches. Whoever can keep his pibe lit the longest time wins. Last I checked the record were 2 hours 49 minutes.

The complete rules

Based on that, I have to say other (maybe Kif), since all the options are tobacco addicts and wouldn't have the discipline or selfcontrol to be a serious threat.

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Okay, well that just takes all the fun out of imagining a smoking contest! Anyway, my vote goes to Patty/Selma because they have four lungs, not just two!

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 Bender becouse he dosent have lungs

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WTF would a smoking contest be?

I read the rules, and it seems like a contest to assemble a pipe.

[Reply #13 on:]

I think Bender . He smokes to make himself look cool. He would win.

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The Chain Smoker. G'uh!

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In a  deleted scene he said in, "Anothology of interest 2", that he only smokes to warm his circuits.