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QueenOfRobonia

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« on: 01-03-2004 17:31 »

There are loads of times at the beginning of episodes when the professor says "good news everyone..." generally followed by something funny, can anyone think of an really good ones of these?

"Good news everyone! I'm technically still alive!!"
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #1 on: 01-03-2004 17:37 »
« Last Edit on: 01-03-2004 17:37 »

Good news everyone!The University is bringing me up on disiplinary charges. Wait! Thats not good news at all!

mattmag

Crustacean
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« Reply #2 on: 01-03-2004 19:23 »

good news everyone! we can now watch TWO king of the hill eps as a result of futurama's cancellation!
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #3 on: 01-03-2004 20:19 »

Heh.
Bad news, nobody. The super-collider super-exploded!
poke_me_and_die

Crustacean
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« Reply #4 on: 01-03-2004 23:09 »

Prof: (walks in the room with everyone) Good news everyone! (falls asleep while standing)
Fry: Come on! where's the good news?
Bender: No Fry! You're mistakened.  The professer is just walking and talking in his sleep.....again....
QueenOfRobonia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 01-05-2004 11:52 »

Good news everyone! Today you'll be delivering a package to a plenty entirely populated with robots who kill humans on arrival of the planet, so long!
king blah
Crustacean
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« Reply #6 on: 01-05-2004 13:12 »

Prof: good news everyone! ive stoped smoking crack

fry: now who am i sapose to steel it from

poke_me_and_die

Crustacean
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« Reply #7 on: 01-05-2004 16:31 »

Prof: good news everyone! bill gates's head finally got sewed for creating his virus deflecter which deflected the virus onto slighty overweight chicks with low selfesteem and unibrows.  Now who earned all their 900 billion dollars from building a virus delfector and wasted that money to build that virus deflector?

Leela: What? that makes no sense what so ever?

Prof: Yes! Precisly!

Bender: Hey fry, in your time, how was bill gates, was he still the low life apatimy of modern man

Fry: same old, same old,
Jish

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 01-05-2004 17:37 »

These are the best ones IMO
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Good news everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

News, Everyone!

Good news, everyone! Today you're all going to Ebola 5, the disease planet! (why not go tomorrow?) Because tonight is the scientist convention, and I want you all to be alive! (sounds boring!) Oh my, yes.
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 01-05-2004 20:07 »

(I think this is how it goes)
Professor:Good news everyone!You'll be picking up some ordinary honey.
Leela: Okay.
Professor: This is no ordinary honey!
Muledogus

Crustacean
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« Reply #10 on: 01-05-2004 22:44 »

its closer to

Professor: this will be your most dangerous mission yet, its the one that killed my last crew.

Leela: whats the mission?

Professor: collecting honey, ordinary honey.

Leela: that doesnt seem so dangerous.

Professor: THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!

1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #11 on: 01-05-2004 22:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2004 22:50 »

You are so right!

I feel really stupid for my post earlier now.
   frown    frown    frown
(Goes and cries in a corner)

Welcome to PEEL, Muledogus!
 
Muledogus

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 01-06-2004 04:27 »

dont feel stupid, i know i dont have it exact either
poke_me_and_die

Crustacean
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« Reply #13 on: 01-07-2004 19:35 »

good news everybody, i have just scene my life fly by before my eyes (where you about to die) are you stupid!
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #14 on: 01-07-2004 19:48 »

Bad News Everyone!  Your not good enough to go on your next mission...
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