Best spoken lines

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Bender-"I'm really enjoying the day out with you people.  Hey hey a suicide booth.  So long suckers.
lesser of two evils

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Leela: "Now all the planets are gonna be crackin' wise about our mommas."
Hermes: "I'm just glad my fat, ugly momma isn't alive to see this day"
Prof: "Enough about Hermes promiscuous mother!"

-Time Keeps on Slippin'...gotta love the Prof. at his most crotchety

Nixon:"...and I'll break into people's houses and wreck up the place! *evil laugh*"
-Head in the Polls

Bubblegum Tate: "You are all fools of the highest caliber!"
-Time Keeps on Slippin'

Morbo:"Elzar's been teaching the world to cook for 20 years, but apparently my wife hasn't been listening.  I WILL DESTROY HER!"
-40% Iron Chef

Orphan: "Daddy Bender!  Bethany's hitting me!"
Bender: *takes out a bat* "Here"
-Cyber House Rules

Fry: "You bastard!  I'll kill you!"
-Why must I be a crustation in love

And any time that Bender does his high-pitched, little girl scream

[Reply #82 on:]

Announcer: If you loved him as 'Bender the Offender', get ready to hate him as he threatens your sexuality in his new persona, the 'Gender Bender'.
Bender: I'm a real toughie.

George Foreman: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973, when Ali faced an 80 foot, mechanical Joe Frasier. My memories not what it used to be, but I think the universe was destroyed.
Rich Little: Interesting if true.

Bender: You know I yearn for a simpler time. A time of Barn dances and Buggy rides, before life was cheapened by cruel, heartless machines.
Leela: But Bender, you are a -
Bender: Yahayayahaya!

Bender: You'll never guess where I've been! First, I was God. Then, I met God.
Fry: We climbed a mountain and locked some monks in a closet.

Smitty: He's makin' a break for it! Get 'im!
Fry: No, wait, I was just picking my nose!
Smitty: He's pickin' his nose, get 'im!

Leela: I..have..to..tell..important. .something-
Fry: Whoa, slow down Leela! You're goin a mile a minute!

Leela: The tracks finish here.
Fry: Thanks eagle-eye.

Zapp: Like most stratagies, my plan is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command, all ships will fly directly into the alien death cannon - clogging it with wreckage!

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Fry:  "They think we're making out."
Amy:  (laughs) "Yeah!"
Fry:  "hey wait a minute how come we aren't making out."

Bender:  "Congratulations Fry, you got the perfect girlfriend.  She's rich, she's probably got other features."

Hermes:  "What are you hacking off, is it my torso?  It is my precious torso!"

Bender:  "Fine I'll buy this 300 dollar burglar's kit."

Slurm Machine:  "Death to all humans.  Free soda for all humans."

Bender:  "This is the worst form of prejudice.  The kind against me."

Professor:  "Be careful Fry, and if you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage.  Their rich tasty courage.

Zap:  That young man fills me with hope.  And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing."
*I'm walking on sunshine.  Whoa.*

[Reply #84 on:]

 

Originally posted by ItsASuppository:
Fry:  "They think we're making out."
Amy:  (laughs) "Yeah!"
Fry:  "hey wait a minute how come we aren't making out."

You forgot Amy's response: "I 'unno."   

[Reply #85 on:]

I love "Who's food stuff will be the "goood" stuff". from 30%IC

That cracks me up     

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One of my favorites comes from "The Why Of Fry"

Fry:"Ahem, are stamps really made of...."

Brain: Correct! Toad mucas!

[clip of toad getting mucas squeezed out of him]

Fry:"What really killed the dinosaurs?"

Brain:"ME!!!!!"

[clip of brain killing dinosaurs]

That delivery had me in stitches.

Also from "Put Your Head On My Shoulders"

Fry: "Amy, you how you always like chocolate and then after a while you don't like it because it always wants to hang out with you?"

Amy: "What? You don't like chocolate?"

Fry: "Look could chocolate please let me finish?"

and from "30% Iron Chef"

Proffesor: "Oh god, my tract!"

Bender:"If it's fish, Fish ala-king, if it's turkey, Turkey ala-king, if it's chicken, Fish ala-king."

[Reply #87 on:]

nibbler: you aare the single most important person in the universe.
fry: aw, snap.
(the why of fry)

bender: well im rich, good bye losers whom ive always hated... come on it'l be  fun
(the honking, i think)

bender: Every time i said kill all humans, id always wisper except 1. fry was that one, and i never told him.
{the sting)

i also thought most of frys lines in 300 big boys were well dilerved but my favorite is
fry:thats sure a fancy cigar! why dont you smoke it already huh!! puff puff go go!!!
 
i also like in the deep south when..
professer sprays himself with pharamones and zoidberg sucks his head...
professer: oh my.

[Reply #88 on:]

 

Originally posted by M0le:
George Foreman: My memories not what it used to be, but I think the universe was destroyed.
Rich Little: Interesting if true.

That is so dead funny even in written form. 

[Reply #89 on:]

"Shut up, I was going to say that"
-Professor in TMLH

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From Bend Her:

Farnsworth: I'm sorry ladies, but I must do this. Not for you, not for Bender, but for the proud people of Robonia!

I love Love LOVE the way the Professor pronounces "Robonia" in that line!

[Reply #91 on:]

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Originally posted by futuramamama:
In put your head on my shoulders, when Fry and Amy reveals their romantic entanglement(?) and Bender goes: "What's all this then."

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posted by: John C
What kind of shipper would I be if I didn't point out that this happened in "Parasites Lost"? Not a good one... 
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it may have happened in parasites lost, i cant remember, but i also happened in "The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz" when the 2 police guys are hugging and bender runs away 

[Reply #92 on:]

Amenthatep: Tell the slaves they can all go fff-
Bender: Faster? I keep tellin' em but they're so damn lazy!

[Reply #93 on:]

Amy: Da-ad if you're going to make fat jokes I'm just going to stay in  my room

Dad: " Yeah, You so fat , you stay all around room"  <== Funniest line ever! 

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I think it was a great  when Fry thought he was a robot he always said ye instead of you
"I´ll show ye"(Philip J. Fry

[Reply #95 on:]

Oh yeah! I couldn't stop saying ye for ages after I first saw that!

Bender: Ar... the grand cigar she is mine... and with absolubtely no consequences.

For some reason I also like when Bender talks about himself (In Lobstertainment when his name is on screen and he hoots He's a visionary!.) And when he talks about himself in the third person. (The Problem With Pooplers "Benders a geius!" )

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Originally posted by Dr Z:
I think it was a great  when Fry thought he was a robot he always said ye instead of you
"I´ll show ye"(Philip J. Fry

I love how he says "What is the meaning of this symbol?"!

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Bender when he finishes the song with "I am Bender please insert girder"

when fry is a robot and keeps saying "Beep" especially when he "beep beep beep"s really quickly when being held in an interesting place

loads more i cant think of right now

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I can't believe I forgot about this one from the pilot:

"I could bend a girder to any angle! 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! ...31... "

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"We tore the universe a new space hole alright, but it's clenching shut fast."

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After just watching some deleted scenes on the season 4 DVD, in TLMH, I must say that "That was a fluke, that almost never happens, there's only a one percent chance of that happening!" was excellently spoken.

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Originally posted by hopie4ever:
when being held in an interesting place

  What a great way of describing it! 

Hermes: Dear employee. Has it really been 5, 10 or 15 years? (Insane In The Mainframe)

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From the Garbage ball episode

Lady w/ Morbo: ...and thats one day, Mittens the Kitten, won't forget.

Morbo: On a lighter note, the City of New New York, is doomed.  Professor Farnsworth is to blame, with his tiny,inferior brain.
:-)

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in buggalo roam, when fry is telling his ghost story
Bender: "Robot get bored and kills fry with a hammer.... sorry go on", he body movements aswell make it sooo funny

[Reply #104 on:]

in buggalo roam, when fry is telling his ghost story
Bender: "Robot gets bored and kills fry with a hammer.... sorry go on", he body movements aswell make it sooo funny
i think billy west also needs some mention for his "wake up" lines in the stings, they were done brilliantly

EDIT: sorry dont know why it double posted

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     The problem with poplers.

  Bender:  "Maybe it just learnt to talk as a parlour
                   trick, like Fry."
  Fry:          (fry mimiks a talking parrot saying) 
                  "Like Fry, like fry."

Thats one of my favourite lines. 

[Reply #106 on:]

Kif: Uh, not me sir.
Zapp: Oh yes, right. Nobody destroy Kif! (whispers) Unless you have to to.

Farnsworth: But you see, I'm dying. Cough cough, then fall over, dead. (smiles politely at camera)
Leela: With the death of my fiance- (Farnsworth checks his pulse, then looks confused)

Zapp: As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!

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I love one of Sally's lines in The Cyber House Rules, while Leela and Adelai are discussing which orphan to adopt.

"I also have a tail!"

That delivery is just perfect! 

[Reply #108 on:]

Zoidberg: "Gracias."

Or this from the audio commentaries to "Roswell that Ends Well":

Cohen: "Albert Calleros!" (he just sounded so happy when he got to say that name, as Claudio Katz said he would  )

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I don't know if this has been said before but, from War is the H Word.

Daffodil...

[Reply #110 on:]

 

Originally posted by Dolcelannah:
I love one of Sally's lines in The Cyber House Rules, while Leela and Adelai are discussing which orphan to adopt.

"I also have a tail!"

That delivery is just perfect!   

All of Sally's lines are great.   

"What socks?"

[Reply #111 on:]

That addict in Three Hundred Big Boys: "No cheap crack houses for me no more!" 

[Reply #112 on:]

Leela in WNFHGB : Go *beep* yourself !

[Reply #113 on:]

From the commentaries, I have to give a mention to A Big Piece Of Garbage:

John DiMaggio: "Big jug."

Just the way he said it in Bender's wheezy voice had me on the floor laughing for five minutes!

[Reply #114 on:]

In Kif gets knocked up a notch.
The way Kif says "Whoa Nelly!"
Velly funny!

[Reply #115 on:]

A couple of my favourites from Zapp Brannigan are:

From 'Amazon Women in the mood'

Zapp : "You win again, gravity!"

and from 'The Problem with Popplers'

Zapp : "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive ape?"

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After just watching "Love's Labours Lost in Space" again, I was mightily impressed with the delivery on this line:

Leela: "Oh, you don't mean that."

Just thought that it was spoken very well by Katey Sagal.

[Reply #117 on:]

Zoidy in Parasites Lost
"Yippee kay-aye, you'll never guess where ive been"
Rather funny, particularly the way Zoidy says it.

[Reply #118 on:]

I love that laughing sound Zoidberg makes at the pet contest in The Day The Earth Stood Stupid.
It's sooo hilarious. 

[Reply #119 on:]

Another great line from Zapp, in 'Brannigan begin again', said to Leela:

Zapp : Maybe I could sweep the floor, paint a fence or service you sexually.

Leela : You don't know how to do any of those things.

Zapp : Kif might!