Best spoken lines

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Alright, this is about your favorite lines regarding not what is said, but how it is said. The lines you like to hear the most because to you, they just sound amazing.
Here are mine:

Fry: I need a nap. - Coffee time! (Three Hundred Big Boys)

Leela: Hey guys! Look what I bought on a wild impulse. New boots! They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe! (Anthology Of Interest 1)

Bender: Roberto! Ooooh what a surprise to see you in here! Especially cause I didn't squeal on you, remember? Remember all that squealing I didn't do? Remember, do you? (Insane In The Mainframe)

Professor: Yes, yes. (The Farnsworth Parabox)

Zoidberg: Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is I can't say, but on your face it's not! (Spanish Fry)

Amy: If he catches you after dark, he'll chop off your head and stuff your neck full of toys from his sack of horrors! (X Mas Story)

Hermes: Sweet something of... of someplace. (How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back)

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I was watching The Lesser Of Two Evils earlier and it struck me just how funny many of the Professor's lines were, just because of the tone of his voice. Examples:

 "Good news everyone! Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition!"
 ...and...
 "Feast your eyes...on this!"

 Not only that but when he's in the bath talking about the mission, there's a really nice touch which I assume was added by Billy where he goes "Eeeh," between two sentences, just to remind everyone he's a rickety old man.   

 (btw, I think this thread might be moved to the Human Resources' dept.)

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I wasn't sure whether to put it here or there, looks like I made the wrong decision. 

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Oh, and one more classic Professor line:

 "Oh yes." (Mother's Day) 

 The delivery couldn't possibly have been any better.

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"Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady, you other Slim Shadys are just imitating." - William Shatner in Where no fan has gone before.

The whole song is great to.

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This qute is hilarious to read but even funnier with the way Fry says it.
Nibbler: They are finding every bit of information in the universe.
Fry: So they're trying to learn?
**Nibbler nods**
Fry: Those bastards!

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In put your head on my shoulders, when Fry and Amy reveals their romantic entanglement(?) and Bender goes: "What's all this then."

Also
In I dated a robot, when Bender says Fry has got "metalfever boy, metalfever!"
I love it when Benders voice changes along with his personality.
OOHH another one, when Bender turns on his king button in Bender gets made. "Jolly good old..eh spice!"

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In Mars University, when Fry narrows his eyes and says to Guenter, "I don't like you."

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Originally posted by futuramamama:
In put your head on my shoulders, when Fry and Amy reveals their romantic entanglement(?) and Bender goes: "What's all this then."

What kind of shipper would I be if I didn't point out that this happened in "Parasites Lost"? Not a good one... 

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You would be a subtle shipper. Sorry, it's been a while.

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Don't worry about it; I was kidding.

I thought Hermes' "That's comin' out of your paycheck!" line and Zoidberg's reaction in 'Bender Gets Made' was spoken perfectly.

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I like the way bender says "Do a flip!" when everyone else has said "don't do it!" in HHRHGB.
I also like the "whats all this then.." in Parasites Lost.

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Most of Fry's "i need you to wake up" lines in the Sting where delivered in goosebump causing perfection. You could just hear the raw emotion in his voice. Billy West is a god.

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Bender saying "We are not amused" in Less Than Hero.

The way Farnsworth cries in The Sting at Fry's funeral.

Amy saying "Everything's going to be ok" (in her own voice) in The Sting for some reason.

Fry saying "I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life" in SP3000.

Farnsworth flying around with his hands and then saying "safe" in Crimes of the Hot.

Like Venus, a lot of Fry and Leela's lines in The Sting, especially Leela's at the end... "I'm so scared Fry, I don't know what to do" etc. Good acting.

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Also, Fry's "Fixitfixitfixit" line in A Clone of My Own must've taken some practice.

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Fry: Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go! -300 Big Boys

Bender: But Before you do...I'd like to give everyone hugs.Come here Fry!(hugs Fry)Mmmmmmm...Hmmmmmm.Fry, you're my friend. -Hell is Other Robots

Fry: Well, I spent every penny I had but I bet Leela's gonna love you.
Parrot: squawk!
Fry: Hey, you're quite the talker, aren't you?
Parrot: squawk!
Fry: Shut the hell up!(parrot bites him)Ow!-Xmas

Hermes: My manwich! -The Deep South

Farnsworth: Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases. -The Deep South

        

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Bender dancing and singing in Xmas story to cheer up Fry followed by Fry's equally funny cry.

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"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived" Scruffy - Parasites Lost.  The pathos, the nonchalance...

"What?" Cartridge Unit - Obsoletely Fabulous

Just about everything fembot Bender says in Bend Her - how to indicate femininity with as little vocal alteration as possible.  We salute you John DiMaggio.

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"Here lies Phillip J Fry, named after his uncle, to carry on his spirit" 

Fry-Luck Of The Fryrish

"Hermes quiet, I'm deducing things"

Zoidberg-AOI 1

and I know it's been said so many times beofre but dammit....it's never not gonna be funny....

"I'm not hearing a nooo...." 

Zoidberg-Roswell That Ends Well

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"Forgive me my master" ( Zoidberg )
"Neevveeerr" ( Bender )

Both are greatly said

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Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

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That was a brilliant line!

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I just found some others I really love.

Bender: This one time I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel.

Bender: Fry, how can you be so naive? He was joking, get it? That's what makes it so funny! Heehahahaheehahahee... Okay, he wasn't joking. Now shut up and follow me!

Leela: Well, I got through the night and no one looked in the box. Not even me. The person who gave up her whole evening to watch it. A whole evening of TV - gone! What a mockery of justice that I can't take even a little tiny peek.

(all from The Farnsworth Parabox)

Bender: Did you just say...? (Time Keeps On Slipping)

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Professor - Mars University - "Oh that poor, sweet monkey.  Well, lets go gather him up; there's no sense letting him go to waste (licks lips)"

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I love the way Seymour barks "I'm Walking on Sunshine" It's so sweet! Brings tears to my eyes when I think of that poor puppy!

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in Hell is Other Robots, bender drops through the skylight, and in this weak, girly voice: "mee."

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Originally posted by Stinky:
Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

        

I almost forgot about that line!
That has to be my all-time favorite dialouge exchange in Futurama.
Ever!

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I like the way that alien says "word" when Fry says "what up" in the beginning of My Three Suns.

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Leela: "It got through, Fry. It got through"

 - "The Sting"

Hermes: "Maybe you're just a fantastic lover Fry."
Amy: "No..."

 - "Time Keeps On Slipping"

Edit: I know, I don't know what made me put "Parasites Lost" there. I realised my error after I've logged off and went to bed, but reasoned noone would notice. I should've known better... 

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ummm... that was in Time Keeps on Slippin', not Parasites Lost. Sorry.

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Originally posted by Teral:
Amy: "No..."

That's one of my favorites to.

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A good one is:

Cubert(or qbert): Why do I have to be the hump?
Fry: 'Cause you're too ugly to be a wort

(From 'A Clone Of My Own')

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Sorry for double-posting, but here's another good one:

Crowd: Surpriise!
Professor: And you Coach smalley, or should I say "Coach hairpiece"?   

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Welcome to PEEL, Axl!

You do know you can edit your posts?

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Everything that cross-dresser bot said in "Fry and the Slurm Factory".

URL: "Let me get 24th Century on his ass." and "You call that an antenna?"

Hermes: "Oh man, I'm inhaling these things! You guys scored some primo stuff here."

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Professor: "you know some call me mad...and why? because i dared to dream of a race of atomic monsters with octongal shaped heads..and would suck the brains...."
-Insane in the Mainframe

or

Leela:"Professor, dont you remember what i told you?!"

Professor: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-tale of two santas

Zoidberg: "look at me, im dr. zoidberg....HOMEOWNER"
-the deep south

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Most of my faves are already posted, especially the Fry/Parrot skit, love that, infact i love it so much i made a crumme strip out of it 

Also:
"I got my eye on you bo'ha"(Bender, The Farnsworth Paradox)

"ooooh, the captins table, what-an-honur!"
(Zoidberg,Bird Bot of Ice-Catraz)

"Robuht"

"PATHETIC HUMANS!Prepare to write down the recipieee!"(Morbo, 30% Iron Chef)

"Yo! Yo! Bazender! What up!?" (Fry, Leela's Homeworld)

so many.....

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Originally posted by ActionLaPointe:
Professor: "you know some call me mad...and why? because i dared to dream of a race of atomic monsters with octongal shaped heads..and would suck the brains...."
-Insane in the Mainframe

ahem, it's A fishfull of dollars.


PS. what's an edit button?
   

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Fry> Bender, how was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years ?
Bender> I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!

I like the tone he has when he says "You".

 

Originally posted by Thoth:
PS. what's an edit button?   

Do you want me to point it out for you ?

Next poster gets to make a TOTPD, dance it well !