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Pitt Clemens

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« on: 08-26-2003 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 17:45 »

Did anyone notice how Leelas old boss had some great one-liners?

"Calcuta, we have a problem."
"Oh, my various Gods!"
"Hello Leela, you're fired!"

Anyone have some favorite lines by non-major characters?
Nixorbo

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« Reply #1 on: 08-26-2003 17:52 »

"This is the worst part - the calm before the battle."
"And then the battle's not so bad?"
"Oh, right, I forgot about the battle.  ::Whimper::"

"That clover is a worthless piece of junk!  GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!"

Anything the Amazonians say.
AnarchyBoy

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« Reply #2 on: 08-26-2003 18:02 »

Scruffy is funny when he's reading "Zero-G Jugs", saying he wants to die the way he lived.
Teral

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« Reply #3 on: 08-26-2003 18:11 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 18:11 »

Camel-like camel: "Sorry I'm late, my pool game ran late at the jazz-club."

RJ: "Kids love him."

Jonathan Frakes: "Yes! Front row!"

Shatner: "I have an idea. Wasn't there an episode when I threw my shoe at the enemy?"
Nimoy: "You mean Doohan?"
(They laugh and high-fives)

Nicholls: "What if I distract them with my fanous fan-dance?"
Shatner: "Oh, that's good, good, good, good. And then George, you give them a karate chop."
Takei: "I find that offensive. Just because I'm of Japanese ancestry you assume I know kara-te. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied kara-te?"
Shatner: "No, but you never talk about yourself."
Takei: "Well, maybe if you showed a little intrest."
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #4 on: 08-26-2003 18:16 »

Roberto: I'm not crazy, I'm just not user freindly!
BNLbum

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« Reply #5 on: 08-26-2003 19:10 »

Fatbot: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Judge: And the first place winner is... THE HYPNO TOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD.

Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibbler: Yes, except the Dave Mathews Band doesn't rock.

That last one makes so much more sense now that I've been to a DMB concert.

BNLbum: Wow, this is really worse than I expected and not worth $62.
Drunk Guy Behind BNLbum: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Langly
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« Reply #6 on: 08-26-2003 19:16 »

How do i type the noise the hypno toad make, He has all the best lines, ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, THE HYPNO TOAD IS THE BEST.
SQFreak

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« Reply #7 on: 08-26-2003 19:21 »

I'm not gonna quote it, but I love the Great Wall of Prophecy scene from "A Pharoah to Remember." ("...your words guide us, we're dumb..." )
Rage Dump

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« Reply #8 on: 08-26-2003 19:41 »

Auctioneer : Sold! to the being of inconcievable horror!
BOIH : Mwaaaahahahaha!! Will a money order be OK?
Auctioneer : Yes
BOIH : Mwaaaahahahaha!!
BNLbum

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« Reply #9 on: 08-26-2003 19:42 »

Oh, I almost forgot: everything That Guy said.
newhook_1

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« Reply #10 on: 08-26-2003 20:26 »

SAL: Do I look like a guy who isn't lazy to you?
Nixorbo

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« Reply #11 on: 08-26-2003 20:31 »

Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
MrB

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« Reply #12 on: 08-26-2003 20:52 »

Lucy LiuBot:  I'll always remember you, Fry...MEMORY ERASED!!!
Coop

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« Reply #13 on: 08-26-2003 21:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2003 21:45 »

I wish I could remember Leela's Boss' name, but he said something pretty funny

Leela: Well you never wore your ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
Boss: and my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life seperate.

Defrosty: Flies! Flies and gorillas!
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Kryten

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« Reply #14 on: 08-27-2003 01:19 »

Free Waterfall Jr.: Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutu pshutup.
Wernstrum

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« Reply #15 on: 08-27-2003 08:21 »

ZAPP - "What makes a man turn neutral? lust for gold? power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
Nixorbo

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« Reply #16 on: 08-27-2003 08:32 »

And if MY calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #17 on: 08-27-2003 08:42 »

Fender: I told these guys you were cool!
Coop

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« Reply #18 on: 08-27-2003 08:55 »

Monk: would you..like to see our giant karaoke machine?


The official CARLITO of PEEL
Heavenly Stench

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« Reply #19 on: 08-27-2003 10:05 »

Beaurocrat 1.0: "d-d-d-d-dont quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendations of the colour of the book the regulations are in........

we kept it grey..."
Rage Dump

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« Reply #20 on: 08-27-2003 10:17 »

And...
"Guards! Bring me the forms i need to fill out to have her taken away."
foxyboxing

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« Reply #21 on: 08-27-2003 10:23 »

Elzar: You folks still doin' alright?
Bender: Oh YES Elzar.
Elzar: Good, cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken.

Mario: Mama Mia! The cruel meatball of war has-a-rolled onto our laps and-a-ruined our white pants of peace!
Teral

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« Reply #22 on: 08-27-2003 10:27 »

Monk: "This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in."

Gleno

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« Reply #23 on: 08-27-2003 10:27 »

If I don't survive, tell my wife....hello.... hmpf
Bones

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« Reply #24 on: 08-27-2003 10:35 »


Its from the game

Do you ever get the feeling you're just going with girls 'cos you're 'sposed to?
Smitty

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« Reply #25 on: 08-27-2003 12:36 »

Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"

Old Man Waterfall: "I can't wait to tell my husband."
AnarchyBoy

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« Reply #26 on: 08-27-2003 12:36 »

One of the all time funniest scenes is when Roberto gets locked in the cell with Fry.
"What's the matter, Red? You scared? Now stand back. I gots to practice my stabbing! Ya! Ya! Quit cowering! You call yourself a robot?"
It still cracks me up every time I see it.
Jamesbondcja

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« Reply #27 on: 08-27-2003 13:03 »

It might just give you explosive amnesia!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #28 on: 08-27-2003 13:20 »

Barrier Robot: Aaah... THS
foxyboxing

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« Reply #29 on: 08-27-2003 14:48 »

Otis P. Jivefunk- you're my kinda man. I love that one.

I also love this one:
Someone get that robot some more beer!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #30 on: 08-27-2003 15:19 »

Thanx.

Dwight: This is a delivery company, not a delivery room!
davids

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« Reply #31 on: 08-27-2003 15:54 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2003 15:54 »

Edgar: If you see mommy tell her i killed you.

Prof: I've programmed the reanimator to work for bender as well.
Bender: You mean....
Prof: Thats right your a playable character!

(both from the game)
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #32 on: 08-27-2003 17:58 »

Randy: Don't take her out! She's a Firecracker!

Randy: Hey, there are some parts of the Bible I like and some I don't.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #33 on: 08-27-2003 18:21 »

Cubert: Thanx to Dwight's brilliant accounting, and my unaccountable brilliance...
Lionel Hutz Esq

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« Reply #34 on: 08-27-2003 18:38 »

Gypsy Fortunetelling Robot:  "Who says you can't die? ::cocks shotgun;;  You want to die?"  -- The Honking
Zack Brannigan

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« Reply #35 on: 08-27-2003 19:05 »

Elzar: There is where we serve our richest and most successful chumps.

Elzar: P.U., this fish is slightly too rotten to even make jumbalaya with.

Elzar: For starters, your antennas in my crotch.  Also, I hate you.  And finally, you can't cook for squat.
Billards

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« Reply #36 on: 08-27-2003 20:20 »

Morbo: "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT"
Rage Dump

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« Reply #37 on: 08-27-2003 20:22 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2003 20:22 »

He he welcome to PEEL Gary    wink

Check out the newbie FAQ here : http://www.thefryhole.alltoons.co.uk/peelfaq.php

Dwight : ...We'll need to crush them with strategy "Dwight Lightning"
Cubert : Very well, but I get to name the next strategy.
Blue Zoidberg

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« Reply #38 on: 08-28-2003 07:58 »

Mom: and don't let the door hit you on the way out... CAUSE I DON'T WANT ASSPRINTS ON MY NEW DOOR!

Scruffy: I've never seen him so down, or ever before.

Gypsybot: Yes it's me Bonder, give the gypsy ten dollars.
Gleno

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« Reply #39 on: 08-28-2003 11:10 »

Quote
Originally posted by Smitty:
Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"


What ep is this from I don't think I've seen it yet....

Funniest line I've ever read
  laff
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