Best lines by non-major characters

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Did anyone notice how Leelas old boss had some great one-liners?

"Calcuta, we have a problem."
"Oh, my various Gods!"
"Hello Leela, you're fired!"

Anyone have some favorite lines by non-major characters?

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"This is the worst part - the calm before the battle."
"And then the battle's not so bad?"
"Oh, right, I forgot about the battle.  ::Whimper::"

"That clover is a worthless piece of junk!  GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!"

Anything the Amazonians say.

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Scruffy is funny when he's reading "Zero-G Jugs", saying he wants to die the way he lived.

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Camel-like camel: "Sorry I'm late, my pool game ran late at the jazz-club."

RJ: "Kids love him."

Jonathan Frakes: "Yes! Front row!"

Shatner: "I have an idea. Wasn't there an episode when I threw my shoe at the enemy?"
Nimoy: "You mean Doohan?"
(They laugh and high-fives)

Nicholls: "What if I distract them with my fanous fan-dance?"
Shatner: "Oh, that's good, good, good, good. And then George, you give them a karate chop."
Takei: "I find that offensive. Just because I'm of Japanese ancestry you assume I know kara-te. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied kara-te?"
Shatner: "No, but you never talk about yourself."
Takei: "Well, maybe if you showed a little intrest."

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Roberto: I'm not crazy, I'm just not user freindly!

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Fatbot: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

Judge: And the first place winner is... THE HYPNO TOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD.

Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Nibbler: Yes, except the Dave Mathews Band doesn't rock.

That last one makes so much more sense now that I've been to a DMB concert.

BNLbum: Wow, this is really worse than I expected and not worth $62.
Drunk Guy Behind BNLbum: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

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How do i type the noise the hypno toad make, He has all the best lines, ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD, THE HYPNO TOAD IS THE BEST.

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I'm not gonna quote it, but I love the Great Wall of Prophecy scene from "A Pharoah to Remember." ("...your words guide us, we're dumb..." )

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Auctioneer : Sold! to the being of inconcievable horror!
BOIH : Mwaaaahahahaha!! Will a money order be OK?
Auctioneer : Yes
BOIH : Mwaaaahahahaha!!

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Oh, I almost forgot: everything That Guy said.

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SAL: Do I look like a guy who isn't lazy to you?

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Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?

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Lucy LiuBot:  I'll always remember you, Fry...MEMORY ERASED!!!

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I wish I could remember Leela's Boss' name, but he said something pretty funny

Leela: Well you never wore your ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
Boss: and my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life seperate.

Defrosty: Flies! Flies and gorillas!
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Free Waterfall Jr.: Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutu pshutup.

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ZAPP - "What makes a man turn neutral? lust for gold? power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

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And if MY calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly!

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Fender: I told these guys you were cool!

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Monk: would you..like to see our giant karaoke machine?

The official CARLITO of PEEL

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Beaurocrat 1.0: "d-d-d-d-dont quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendations of the colour of the book the regulations are in........

we kept it grey..."

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And...
"Guards! Bring me the forms i need to fill out to have her taken away."

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Elzar: You folks still doin' alright?
Bender: Oh YES Elzar.
Elzar: Good, cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken.

Mario: Mama Mia! The cruel meatball of war has-a-rolled onto our laps and-a-ruined our white pants of peace!

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Monk: "This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in."

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If I don't survive, tell my wife....hello....

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Spoiler warning! Click to show/hide!

Destructor: And so I die the way I lived... as a giant robot

Its from the game

Do you ever get the feeling you're just going with girls 'cos you're 'sposed to?

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Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"

Old Man Waterfall: "I can't wait to tell my husband."

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One of the all time funniest scenes is when Roberto gets locked in the cell with Fry.
"What's the matter, Red? You scared? Now stand back. I gots to practice my stabbing! Ya! Ya! Quit cowering! You call yourself a robot?"
It still cracks me up every time I see it.

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It might just give you explosive amnesia!

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Barrier Robot: Aaah... THS

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Otis P. Jivefunk- you're my kinda man. I love that one.

I also love this one:
Someone get that robot some more beer!

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Thanx.

Dwight: This is a delivery company, not a delivery room!

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Edgar: If you see mommy tell her i killed you.

Prof: I've programmed the reanimator to work for bender as well.
Bender: You mean....
Prof: Thats right your a playable character!

(both from the game)

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Randy: Don't take her out! She's a Firecracker!

Randy: Hey, there are some parts of the Bible I like and some I don't.

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Cubert: Thanx to Dwight's brilliant accounting, and my unaccountable brilliance...

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Gypsy Fortunetelling Robot:  "Who says you can't die? ::cocks shotgun;;  You want to die?"  -- The Honking

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Elzar: There is where we serve our richest and most successful chumps.

Elzar: P.U., this fish is slightly too rotten to even make jumbalaya with.

Elzar: For starters, your antennas in my crotch.  Also, I hate you.  And finally, you can't cook for squat.

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Morbo: "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT"

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He he welcome to PEEL Gary   

Check out the newbie FAQ here : http://www.thefryhole.alltoons.co.uk/peelfaq.php

Dwight : ...We'll need to crush them with strategy "Dwight Lightning"
Cubert : Very well, but I get to name the next strategy.

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Mom: and don't let the door hit you on the way out... CAUSE I DON'T WANT ASSPRINTS ON MY NEW DOOR!

Scruffy: I've never seen him so down, or ever before.

Gypsybot: Yes it's me Bonder, give the gypsy ten dollars.

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Originally posted by Smitty:
Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"


What ep is this from I don't think I've seen it yet....

Funniest line I've ever read