Best lines by non-major characters

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The guy's name is Sal.

Zoidberg: "Ambassador Moiven, you killed my lawyer."
Moiven: "You're welcome."

Sal: "What do I look like a guy whose's not lazy?"

[Reply #81 on:]

Morbo:Kittens give Morbo gas.

[Reply #82 on:]

Morbo: "And so I gave the cookies you cooked to Fawn and the kids and they just loved them - they were delicious! But, I digress... TREMBLE PUNY HUMANS!!! SOON YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED AT THE HANDS OF MY RACE!!!"

Zapp Branigan: "A plot to kill a wierd alien thing with a pair of giant scissors, how very neutral of you. But you forgot one thing - rock crushes scissors!... But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum - search them for paper... and bring me a rock."

Brain: "Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer."

Robot: "Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file"
Donbot: "File not found."

[Reply #83 on:]

I really like Ethan "BubbleGum" Tate..
"U are all fools in the higest caliber"
"That thing is shaking like some fine imported booty"
"Are u fUnKy enough? Are U? ARE U!? Deal with it.."
"The superheroes had turned evil.. Most uncool"
"This looks funky but it taste fuUuUnKkkIe"
"KOnIchiWa.."

[Reply #84 on:]

 

Originally posted by TinyTimBot:
I really like Ethan "BubbleGum" Tate..
"U are all fools in the higest caliber"
"That thing is shaking like some fine imported booty"
"Are u fUnKy enough? Are U? ARE U!? Deal with it.."
"The superheroes had turned evil.. Most uncool"
"This looks funky but it taste fuUuUnKkkIe"
"KOnIchiWa.."

And don't forget....Shut up turkey.... 

[Reply #85 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gleno:
 And don't forget....Shut up turkey....   

Hell no..

 

[Reply #86 on:]

Boxy: (Beep)
Calculon: I wish I could believe that.

[Reply #87 on:]

 

Originally posted by boingo2000:
Boxy: (Beep)
Calculon: I wish I could believe that.

You may be my half brother but there is no law against killing the OTHER HALF!
*tinkle tinkle tinkle music opera song*

[Reply #88 on:]

Nixon: *plays guitar and sings* "Remember/what the fieldmouse said/feed your head!" I'm meeting you halfway you stupid hippies!

Ednar: Aw, the ballot was confusing!
Mom: How about a hand recount?
Ednar: Okay! *slap* Ow!

Helper: Hello there, chump! I understand you miss your buddy. Here, have a pudding pop.
Fry: No thanks, I don't...
Helper: Who wants to go to an amusement park?
Fry: Well, I guess that sounds okay...
Helper: Have a good time! Hey, I hear your friend Bender is back!
Fry: Wow, really?
Helper: No, I just thought you might enjoy that for a moment!

 (I know it's long, but I love Helper  )   

[Reply #89 on:]

"Iron cook-a-rin!"

"Look at Bender working that dough."

Even though Bender is a major character I have to say one of the funniest lines from his was "He's whippin' angels now".

[Reply #90 on:]

The guy in the aeroplane in the second "The Scary Door": "Why should I believe you?... You're Hitler!"
Kif: "Maybe we just made love."
The host of Iron Cook: "Aaaarrgh! That sword cost me five thousand DORRRUUUUUHH" (how do you spell that?)
One of the the brainballs: "He bounced three meters in the air. He then bounced one point eight meters in the air. Then he bounced eight... meters... in the air. Am I making myself clear?!!"
Lucy LiuBot: "You should write a book, Fry... People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE!"
And anything with Morbo/Linda

And please don't blame me for errors... I got this ffrom my weary, untrained memory...

[Reply #91 on:]

    I'll say it once and I'll say it 1000 times the greatest "dancing hobo" line is from the episode where Fry thinks about getting gills but then Leela drags him away which then cuts to a scene with a crack vending-machine; which then gets stuck on the spring and the man crys out "don't hold out on me man!" anyways thats my greatest line.... in my opinion.

                      Ya Damn Right,TheLastGreat
                                        Don

[Reply #92 on:]

Always with the "dancing hobo".
why?

[Reply #93 on:]

Bender:  That's what she said!  WOOOOOO!
from "Spanish Fry"

[Reply #94 on:]

I have 2 hilarious lines:

Lurr:  We've all learned an important lesson today!  I realize now that.....WOAHO!  MY HANDS ARE HUGE!    They can touch anything but themselves.....oh wait. (feels cloak)WoAHO!  Woah!  I feel like I'm flying  !

The Worm King(Parasites Lost):  Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?  YO!

[Reply #95 on:]

Whoops, Bender's not a non-major character, is he.

[Reply #96 on:]

<security robot on old person place>Get him…er…Seize him!

<Robot Planet council member>Silence!  I concur!

Grunkle, lunkle, dunkle-dee-gredient,
you should not ask about the secret ingredient!

Grunkle, lunkle, dunkle dee  darmed-guards…

<snowboarding Bender> Lick my shiny, metal ass!

<Bart Simpson doll>Eat my shorts!
<Bender>Okay! (eats shorts) mmm…shorts.

And I know these are “off-topic,” but they deserve mention.

<Leela>Planet Express ship!  Cover your shame!

<Leela> (turning of Sir Mix-A-Lot) You can’t keep sitting around in the dark, listening to classical music.


I eat food

[Reply #97 on:]

mom: Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass!!!

also

i dont know who said this but is was one of the video game characters that came out the space ship in AOI2

???: All your base are belong to us

if you dont know what this is about go here
 http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/video3.shtml

btw: it its a FAKE conspiracy.

[Reply #98 on:]

Calculon: I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't BAM! the lady.
Elzar: Well, I'd appreciate it if I did.  So i guess we're even.
- From "Bend Her"

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My favorite quotes from my favorite charcter Labarbara are:Aww,there there Hermes,you dont have to limbo if you dont want it dosent make you any less of a man.On a Flight to Remember.Your both pathetic being jealous of your offspring,now you should be happy they've become sucess instead of follwing in your foodstamps.On the Route of All Evil.C'mon Hermes,beat that Maghony God.On Bend Her.

[Reply #100 on:]

Calculon, after flipping through Harold Zoid's script: No, I don't like the font.

[Reply #101 on:]

That Guy: a delivery company *sigh*.................thats fantastic

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leela's bosses "oh my vearios Gods" line has to be one of the best and also the nutral presidants "if I die tell my wife hello" line.

[Reply #103 on:]

old man waterfall: you can crush me, but you'll never crush my spirt! (gets crushed) oww, MY SPIRT!

[Reply #104 on:]

"I win."

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Terry (the cryogenic dude with loud voice) - "my baby's milk moneyyyy!" after losing it in poker

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Calculon: "That was so awful I think you gave me cancer!"
and: "I'm not familiar with the type of thing Im seeing."

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my all time favorite line.

robot devil: you can't have your charaters annoncce how they feel. THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY!

[Reply #108 on:]

brain: are you insane in the membrane?


old man water fall: you can crush my bones, but you cant crush my spirit... OW! MY SPIRIT!!

[Reply #109 on:]

Malfunctioning Eddie!
M.E: Hi, Nice to meet you
FRY: Actually we met once before
M.E: WHAAAAAAAT? *****BANG****

And also any Roberto line- he's just so sadistic
"I'm Sorry i spillt the transmission fluid mommy!No, Don't weld me to the wall mommy!"

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Morbo!!!

"Windmills do not work that way! Godnight!"
"Stop it, stop it, it's fine. I will destroy you."
"Kittens give Morbo gas."
"Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!"

[Reply #111 on:]

Announcer:

Futurama! Brought to you by Glagnarrs Human Rinds, It's a bunch ah munch ah crunch ah human!   

[Reply #112 on:]

free waterfall sr. :If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.

[Reply #113 on:]

Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate:  Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

Inger:  Mommy, you promised you'd bake monkey cake! 

Mom:  By monkey cake, I meant your ass!

Clamps:  Clamp, Clamp, Ca-blamp! 

Artfunkel:  It has been an emotional day for me!

[Reply #114 on:]

Zapp's lines in AWITM are killer:

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

and the parody of the Kink's Lola he sings is hilarious too.

And let's not forget Beck's lines in BITW:

"That song doesn't usually last 3 hours, but we got into a serious thing...then I forgot how it ended...anyways..."

[Reply #115 on:]

old man waterfall: now im no big city lawyer, like my oppenet (points to the hyper chicken)

i smell a TOTPD soon...

[Reply #116 on:]

Gary Gygax: "Greetings! It's a ... (rolls dice) "Pleasure, to meet you!"
I'm a sucker for D&D jokes. Not a futurama line, but my fav. bumper sticker ever:
"Jesus Saves, and takes half-damage!"

[Reply #117 on:]

Roberto: what's the matter? you scared??!?!
Fry: N..n..n..
Roberto: Noticably? I'll say, now stand back i gotta practice my stabbin!

I love Roberto.

[Reply #118 on:]

*Calculon finds Monique in bed with Boxy*

Monique: "Calculon! but i thought you were--"

Calculon: "--Egyptian?!"

[Reply #119 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
Gary Gygax: "Greetings! It's a ... (rolls dice) "Pleasure, to meet you!"
I'm a sucker for D&D jokes. Not a futurama line, but my fav. bumper sticker ever:
"Jesus Saves, and takes half-damage!"

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