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Ainoth

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« on: 06-15-2001 23:40 »

Hi there,

can anybody tell me where the German board went? Either I'm blind or it disappeared...

Ainoth (I'm back, thanks [mArc] for emailing me the new URL)
[-mArc-]

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« Reply #1 on: 06-16-2001 00:39 »

shut down for now as noone used it.
not a single post within 14 days.
think the space can be used better

welcome back  smile
joerg

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« Reply #2 on: 06-20-2001 19:43 »

Hi Ich schätze wenn Du das deutsche mailboard suchst sprichst Du deutsch, kannst Du mir mal grad erklären wo ich hier die Folgen kriege?

 
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Originally posted by Ainoth:
Hi there,

can anybody tell me where the German board went? Either I'm blind or it disappeared...

Ainoth (I'm back, thanks [mArc] for emailing me the new URL)

FishyJoe

Honorary German
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« Reply #3 on: 06-20-2001 20:14 »

 
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Originally posted by joerg:
Hi Ich schätze wenn Du das deutsche mailboard suchst sprichst Du deutsch, kannst Du mir mal grad erklären wo ich hier die Folgen kriege?

...bitte?   confused

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #4 on: 06-20-2001 21:15 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 ...bitte?    confused

I want to learn German  frown but theres no place to learn it here  frown


Kryten

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« Reply #5 on: 06-20-2001 21:21 »

I'm really surprised no one has posted the funniest joke in the world yet.

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #6 on: 06-20-2001 22:59 »

which is?

Bah!
Kryten

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« Reply #7 on: 06-20-2001 23:38 »

  roll eyes Nix, can you take this one?

[-mArc-]

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« Reply #8 on: 06-20-2001 23:39 »

 
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Originally posted by joerg:
Hi Ich schätze wenn Du das deutsche mailboard suchst sprichst Du deutsch, kannst Du mir mal grad erklären wo ich hier die Folgen kriege?

sorry Joerg, no ep download talk here.
tschuldigung joerg, "flogen daunload"-fragen bitte nicht hier

otherwise, have fun on peel

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #9 on: 06-20-2001 23:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
   roll eyes Nix, can you take this one?

Umm . . . no hablo espanol?

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #10 on: 06-21-2001 00:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
 Umm . . . no hablo espanol?


Hehe

Bah!
darthgy

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« Reply #11 on: 06-21-2001 09:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
I'm really surprised no one has posted the funniest joke in the world yet.


WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD?????
darthgy

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« Reply #12 on: 06-21-2001 09:24 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 ...bitte?     confused

I want to learn German   frown but theres no place to learn it here   frown



why do you want to learn german?
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #13 on: 06-21-2001 12:03 »

 
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Originally posted by darthgy:
 
why do you want to learn german?

Its a cool language. I like the way it sounds.
Better than learnin' French [Which we have to here in canada]

Bah!
Kryten

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« Reply #14 on: 06-21-2001 12:36 »

 
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Originally posted by darthgy:
 WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD?????

It's a reference to a classic Monty Python sketch about a joke that's so funny that anyone who hears or reads it literally dies laughing. The Allies translate the joke into German in order to use it as a weapon in WW2. It broves to be so horrifically effective that all joke warfare is banned after the war.

Of course, my explanation probably sucked all the humor out of the sketch...

Ginster

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« Reply #15 on: 06-21-2001 12:38 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
 Its a cool language. I like the way it sounds.
<Kryten> Picture of Hitler removed. This is a family board. </Kryten>
For me it sounds normal ;o) but I like the way we germans are treated by Groening in Simpsons and Futurama. Especialy the running-gag of apearance of Hitler in the presence. But I only saw this several times in Simpsons. He didn't apear in Futurama so far, did he?

 
Eternity with nerds, its the Pasadena-Star-Trek-Convention all over again!
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #16 on: 06-21-2001 16:01 »

yeah Hitler appeared in a "The Scary Door" episode on Futurama.. Can't remember which ep though..

*edited to add*
It was the last one of season 3.. I dated a robot.
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Don't beat me Mommy

[This message has been edited by Kifley Jr (edited 06-21-2001).]
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #17 on: 06-21-2001 23:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Ainoth:
can anybody tell me where the German board went?

[FatBastard] I et it!  That's right, I et it!  I et forums!  Git in mah belly![/FatBastard]

Actually, I just provided inspiration for the name of it's replacement.

Speaking of inspiration, this was a while coming.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Ginster

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« Reply #18 on: 06-22-2001 04:29 »

A yeah, the guy turns into Hitler in the mirror, don't he (dont have time to check the episode)? I wonder if there is a chamber of horrors in the headmuseum (like Mdme Tussauds), because he didnt apear in the criminals hall.

@Kryten OkyDoky, picture was just quotation from Simpsons (series 12), sorry....

 
Eternity with nerds, its the Pasadena-Star-Trek-Convention all over again!
darthgy

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« Reply #19 on: 06-22-2001 07:14 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 It's a reference to a classic Monty Python sketch about a joke that's so funny that anyone who hears or reads it literally dies laughing. The Allies translate the joke into German in order to use it as a weapon in WW2. It broves to be so horrifically effective that all joke warfare is banned after the war.

Of course, my explanation probably sucked all the humor out of the sketch...


I know that one, everybody is laughing and dying!!!

  smile
darthgy

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« Reply #20 on: 06-22-2001 07:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
 Its a cool language. I like the way it sounds.
Better than learnin' French [Which we have to here in canada]


I personally think  that english is much more cooler than german but perhabs you see it just the other way around.

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #21 on: 06-23-2001 01:55 »

well i need a new language!  smile


I think English is the best lang ever! and not because i already know how to speak it  smile

German is the nest lang i want to know.. 2nd best i say

Bah!
slimmyCGEF

Administrator
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« Reply #22 on: 06-23-2001 05:50 »

stop sucking up to mArc  smile
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #23 on: 06-23-2001 08:40 »

English is a stupid language it cums from kiffs country.

Kifley Jr

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« Reply #24 on: 06-23-2001 11:43 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
English is a stupid language it cums from kiffs country.


Than stop speaking it
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #25 on: 06-23-2001 12:29 »

What am I supposed to speak instead?
I think i'll invent my own wanker language.
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #26 on: 06-23-2001 13:10 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
What am I supposed to speak instead?
I think i'll invent my own wanker language.
that or learn german  smile

rach_the_tall

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« Reply #27 on: 06-24-2001 02:33 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
What am I supposed to speak instead?
I think i'll invent my own wanker language.
what..? rule number one: every second word must be 'cum'
if wanking is not worked into every senence, you must face a death penalty of snu snu...

darthgy

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« Reply #28 on: 06-24-2001 07:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
well i need a new language!    smile


I think English is the best lang ever! and not because i already know how to speak it    smile

German is the nest lang i want to know.. 2nd best i say

then go ahead and learn german (but maybe no one will listen to you if you're talkin' german in canada). the most important sentence in german: bitte ein bier!   wink

[This message has been edited by darthgy (edited 06-24-2001).]
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #29 on: 06-24-2001 07:10 »

 
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
 what..? rule number one: every second word must be 'cum'
if wanking is not worked into every senence, you must face a death penalty of snu snu...


yeah cum thats cum a cum good cum rule cum rach cum, keep cum them cum cumming.

[This message has been edited by iliketowankalot (edited 06-24-2001).]
Ginster

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« Reply #30 on: 06-24-2001 07:33 »

 
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Originally posted by darthgy:
 
the most important sentence in german: bitte ein bier!    wink

Even more important:
Ein großes Bier, bitte!
Zwei große Bier, bitte!
Noch ein Bier, bitte!
Und noch ein Bier!

and of course:
Wo ist hier die Toilette?
or
Wo ist das Klo?

Proud to help with the most important sentences in German.

 
Eternity with nerds, its the Pasadena-Star-Trek-Convention all over again!
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #31 on: 06-24-2001 16:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Ginster:
 Even more important:
Ein großes Bier, bitte!
Zwei große Bier, bitte!
Noch ein Bier, bitte!
Und noch ein Bier!

and of course:
Wo ist hier die Toilette?
or
Wo ist das Klo?

Proud to help with the most important sentences in German.


ya see i want to read that without a translator!

Those are the same as here in canada.. We can't live without beer...

Oh and just because theres not many people to talk to in german doesn't mean a thing  smile


Bah!
Kifley Jr

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« Reply #32 on: 06-24-2001 16:13 »

How do you pronouce Bier?
?
and what does bitte mean?

Bah!
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #33 on: 06-24-2001 19:18 »

Two most important sentences en espanol:

Donde esta el bano? (Where is the bathroom?)
Es la agua bien? {Is the water good?)

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #34 on: 06-25-2001 00:03 »

And "Dos cervezas, por favor."

darthgy

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« Reply #35 on: 06-25-2001 01:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Kifley Jr:
How do you pronouce Bier?
?
and what does bitte mean?


bier = beer (you pronounce it basically the  same way, i guess)
bitte means please (like please don't hit me or if you're a fan of more "exotic-pleasures": please hit me 

  wink )
rach_the_tall

Space Pope
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« Reply #36 on: 06-25-2001 10:40 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
 yeah cum thats cum a cum good cum rule cum rach cum, keep cum them cum cumming.

you silly man. I'm sorry everyone, I didn't mean to encourage this.

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