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alpha39

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« on: 02-14-2001 05:33 »

Hmmmm like the name says, whats yurs?  This has probably already been done but to find that out I would have to scroll down and... click... on...... the........ thing....... and....... ZZZzzZzZZzzZzZ.........

*Meh*

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Shiny_metal_ass

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« Reply #1 on: 02-14-2001 07:46 »

Hmm, I'll have to think real hard about this one.... ouch. I just hurt something in my brain. Oh yeah, its in my sig....  tongue

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PadawanSlappy

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« Reply #2 on: 02-14-2001 08:23 »

My favorite quotes are anytime Kif sighs at something Branigan says.

Padawan Slappy

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« Reply #3 on: 02-14-2001 09:16 »

i guess my all time favourite is "poor 20th century women" but i really liked "i had snu snu" too  smile
Kif

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« Reply #4 on: 02-14-2001 11:25 »

I think ALL Quotes are good. Possibly my favourite one:

 
Quote
Originally said by Amy Wong and Professor Farnsworth in "Parasites Lost"
Pro: [whisper] Be very very quiet, we're in the ear.
Amy: OK, Professor [/whisper]
Pro: WHAAT?!?!?
Amy: OK, Professor.
theguiness

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« Reply #5 on: 02-14-2001 13:24 »

Some of my favorites (depending who says them they're funnier)

Fry Favorite: 'Oh, and the aftertaste'(after tumbling into the sewer)
Leela Favorite: '?'
Bender Favorite: 'Well, there's always hope. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Zoidburg Favorite: 'Guess again' (in reply to Fry opening his mouth)/'Ah, good as new...AAAAGGGH!' (slinky) (tye)
Zapp Favorite: 'I believe the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies/Oh God you're killing me.. OH GOD! YER KILLING ME!'(tye)
PRofessor Farnsworth: 'You may feel a slight stinging sensation. All of you.'/'tell them I hate them'(same episode)
Hermes: 'I call it Carribean Drain-o'
Amy: 'Dooie gah dachine!'
Nibbler: snooooo! (while being crushed by giant hairball)
Snuffy: 'Snuffy's Gonna die the way he lived'
Kif

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« Reply #6 on: 02-14-2001 14:12 »

If by "Snuffy" you mean the janitor in Pararsites Lost, his name is Scruffy, not Snuffy.
Radijs

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« Reply #7 on: 02-14-2001 17:26 »

Scruffy: "Oh marmelade!!"
Leela: "That oughtta show the stupid robot we care about him"
Fry: "Fix it fix it fix it fix it <pause> fix it fix it fix it fix it!"
Bender: "Dont worry Leela soon we`ll all be able to look back on this and laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Amy: "I wish a decent guy would call me instead of this spleesball who has me to terrified to even awnser the phone. <Phone rings> Hello??"
Prof. farnsworth: "Good news everyone!!"
Cuberth: "Told ya"
DR zoidberg: "Oh god, I`m coming down!!"
Hermes: <his beurocrat song>

Change places!!
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #8 on: 02-14-2001 19:29 »

-Zoidberg - My mother was a saint!  Get out!
-Bender (too many to choose from, here's one)Your social security check's late!  Stuff costs more than it used to!  Young people use curse words!
-Fry - They're like sex, only I'm having them
-Leela - Look!  It's the Near Death Star!
-Professor - I have a shocking announcement to make, so those of you with weak hearts should leave.  Goodbye
-Hermes - Up yours, Zoidberg!  Up where your species traditionally crams things!

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
futurefreak

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« Reply #9 on: 02-15-2001 01:39 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by [-mArc-]:
i guess my all time favourite is "poor 20th century women"

haha thats my favorite quote too (of futurama)...i really like the quote that is my sig too...

theguiness

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« Reply #10 on: 02-16-2001 03:15 »

OH! I thought of my favorite quote for Leela. "Well, Fry's been feeding him all this stuff and Fry's a ...well... Do you have idiots on your planet?"
alpha39

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« Reply #11 on: 02-16-2001 05:23 »

Mine be:

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?
Kiff: Uggg... Sexlexia.

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Bovinatron

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« Reply #12 on: 02-16-2001 06:06 »

anything involving Grunka Lunkas:

professor:  tell them i hate them!
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bender: shut the hell up!!
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that whole song about keeping quiet


whatever. i can't typ right now.  must sleep.
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« Reply #13 on: 02-17-2001 05:06 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by alpha39:
Mine be:

Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it Kiff?
Kiff: Uggg... Sexlexia.


hahaha that quote is pretty funny too  tongue

Dimex

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« Reply #14 on: 02-19-2001 10:18 »

Okay.  This one is easy.  This has got to be one of the funniest things ever said on Futurama:

Zapp:
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

A fairly large collection of digital video:
http://home.sprynet.com/~dimex/
Radijs

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« Reply #15 on: 02-19-2001 10:20 »

Yea definately.
The most unsesitive thing Zap ever did was at that double date with him, leela Kif and Amy.
I mean of course taking the flowers and candy away from Kif.

Change places!!
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #16 on: 02-19-2001 19:19 »

what about Leela burning the flowers?
Kryten

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« Reply #17 on: 02-20-2001 01:59 »

"So, you thought you could sneak in with these scissors, but you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors! But... scissors cut paper... and paper covers rock... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

Ainoth

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« Reply #18 on: 02-20-2001 03:23 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kryten:
"So, you thought you could sneak in with these scissors, but you forgot one thing... rock crushes scissors! But... scissors cut paper... and paper covers rock... Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper! And bring me a rock."

THAT's why Zap is the #1 character! There are  so many great quotes from Zap!

Ainoth
Radijs

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« Reply #19 on: 02-20-2001 21:26 »

Point well taken.
When Leela burned the flowers that was just to show her how much she hates Zap.  But Zap just cant take a hint and she didnt know those flowers were Kif`s and where ment for Amy.

Change places!!
Ricky

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« Reply #20 on: 02-23-2001 00:06 »

In a game of chess... you can never let you adversary see your pieces.
futurefreak

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« Reply #21 on: 02-23-2001 01:57 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Ricky:
In a game of chess... you can never let you adversary see your pieces.

heh heh...especially not the king...  tongue

Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 02-23-2001 03:06 »

"Now, like all my plans, this one's so simple an idiot could have devised it!"

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #23 on: 02-23-2001 15:28 »

And the winner is . . . THE HYPNOTOAD.  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
r_hawks

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« Reply #24 on: 02-23-2001 22:00 »

Uh, Bender.  You didn't touch The Crushinator did you?

'Course not!  A lady that fine you gotta romance first.


"The Series Has Landed" is still my all time favorite.


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futurefreak

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« Reply #25 on: 02-24-2001 01:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
And the winner is . . . THE HYPNOTOAD.  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

hmm...do ya think the Almighty Zesty Jason would know about this?  tongue

Zombiesaurus

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« Reply #26 on: 12-22-2004 07:00 »

"Kif. I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"
Zombiesaurus

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« Reply #27 on: 12-22-2004 07:04 »

Okay. So I used the search function.
And I got a thread THREE YEARS OLD.
Nice.
Capīn Skusting

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« Reply #28 on: 12-22-2004 17:19 »

I like ANYTHING the Professor says.

Fave Fry quote: "No I'm....doesn't"
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