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PEE Poll: Futurama Season 4 Series Finale
That Guy   -17 (43.6%)
Morgan Proctor   -22 (56.4%)
Total Voters: 39

Nixorbo

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« on: 01-15-2003 00:34 »

This is it, the big decision. 

<h2>VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO LOSE</h2>

Love live the Patron Saint of Dirty Sex!
If anyone has a scan of Morgan with her hair down and naked, now would be a good time to post it

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
evan

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« Reply #1 on: 01-15-2003 00:50 »



That's who's going to win. I'm sorry Nix, but your days of worship dirty, filthy sex is over.

Let's face it. This That Guy v. Morgan Proctor battle isn't only about which character is funnier (because, if it was, That Guy would win unanimously). There's more at stake here than just favorites. This determines the whole of PEEL.

The contestants...Morgan Proctor. Champion of 'the PEEL establishment'. Think about their camp: Nix, Tweek, Teral, etc...old guys. Old guys who enjoy keeping the new blood down. They shove all their space-popery and DOOP-secretaryism into your face. In fact, this fat, bloated, mysogynistic, hate-filled group would like nothing more than to see us younger folk squirm in their grasp. They don't care for Futurama, they only care about the money they've somehow made off of this site. Rumor has it that Tweek is actually one of the Fox execs that cancelled the show. Don't let [-mArc-] fool you...PEEL makes lots of money. And these guys are taking it all to the bank.

[Zapp] "Plus, they said you guys look like dorks!" [/Zapp]

On the other hand...That Guy. Champion of the dispossesed and trod upon. That Guy truly is the representitive of the 'young PEELer'. He's open to change. He loves people of all nationalities, races, and genders. The That Guy camp is as close to Utopia as man could ever get. The That Guy camp stands for progress. That Guy represents new episodes...perhaps a sixth or seventh *new* season? You didn't hear it from us, though...

In conclusion, men, vote Morgan off

Thank you and good night.

THis is a Message From the Committee That is Surprised That Guy Stayed on as Long as He Did.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #2 on: 01-15-2003 01:25 »

I want everyone to take a long look in the mirror.  What do you remember about the 80's?  What do you REALLY remember?  Do you remember hating them no more than a few years ago?  What was so great about the 80's?  It sure wasn't the music, or the clothes, or the hair.  Are you sure that any fond rememberences of the 80's are no more than a response to a shift in popular nostalgia?

Now, think about dirty sex.  Who doesn't want some?  Don't you hate it when someone bugs you to clean after yourself, whether it be mother or significant other?    Don't you, in the deepest of deep places in your heart, want a partner who is wild and uninhibited?

Quite frankly, I don't see how there's even a contest here.
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« Reply #3 on: 01-15-2003 01:28 »

I really your post, evans  laff

In a decision between dirty, sexy beuracrats and diseased, 80s businessmen, I'm going to have to votte off.......Morgan.  She stole Bender's brain!  For that she must pay!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #4 on: 01-15-2003 01:39 »

I don't remember the Eighties.

Viva That Guy!!!,May he Live long and then die suddenly of Bone-Itus.
evan

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« Reply #5 on: 01-15-2003 01:43 »

The 80s...probably 60 % of PEEL was born in the 80s, if not more.

And, who can't forget 80s staples like the Beastie Boys, cocaine parties, those wacky guys in Motley Crue, ADIDAS shoes, and "Rock Us, Dukakis!"?

Dirty sex? Sure, you know you're losing, so you're going indecent. Anyone can have dirty sex. Morgan Proctor's just some reject from a bordello.  evil laugh
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #6 on: 01-15-2003 03:21 »

I'm an old PEELer, but I'm progessive enough to embrace new ideas, new influences, new ways of dealing with the hurly-burly of daily life.  As we are all passengers on this crazy little blue marble hurtling through space.  Don't you think progress would be our greatest legacy we can bestow upon the future generations of PEELers to come?  Are we going to be remembered as desperate, pathetic whores that will boink anything that moves in the gutter?  NO!  I say we are free to elevate our standards and choose who we do.  Remember the chicks of the 80's?  Spandex, short shorts, legwarmers, stilettos and spiked belts?  Oh, and the cameltoes.  C'mon people.  Who would you rather do?  Daisy Duke or the lady at the DMV?   
Nixorbo

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« Reply #7 on: 01-15-2003 08:48 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
Nix, Tweek, Teral, etc...old guys. Old guys who enjoy keeping the new blood down.

*ahem* You forgot a name, evan . . .

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
Mike!

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« Reply #8 on: 01-15-2003 12:04 »

A difficult decision. Both are great characters, but the winner has got to be Morgan, who helped make 'How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back' an A+ episode.
Gocad

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« Reply #9 on: 01-15-2003 12:09 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2003 12:09 »

The 80's are over...
DEATH TO THAT GUY!

btw. Don't mess with the Emperor's Will!
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bankrupt

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« Reply #10 on: 01-15-2003 12:29 »

Since I have no strong like or dislike for either character, I have to make a decision based on other things.  Since I like the idea of women having hot, dirty sex with me and I prefer How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back, my choice is clear.  That Guy gets the boot.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #11 on: 01-15-2003 13:07 »

That Guy rules! OK, when I first watched 'Futurestocks' I remember thinking it wasn't very good. But after watching it a few more times, evreytime it's grown on me, and I watched it the other day, and I've come to realise it's classic. It's awesome to the max, and That Guy is the reason why smile
Guy

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« Reply #12 on: 01-15-2003 13:16 »

Pulls Dirty Sex back into the fight.

I agree with what Nix is saying. Why would you want to worship the Eighties when you can worship dirty sex? Beats me....

Also, where's the naked Morgan picture?
NewsMonster

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« Reply #13 on: 01-15-2003 14:33 »

hmmmmmm, well, seeing as though I'm gonna be the 2000s version of That Guy as soon as I graduate from State....

Then again, dirty, dirty sex shouldn't lose to the 80s....

So hard to choose...**reads evan's post**

"What?!  They look like dorks!!"

Bye Morgan.
SQFreak

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« Reply #14 on: 01-15-2003 17:56 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 00:00 »

I'll break the deadlock and vote against That Guy. "How Hermes..." is my second favorite episode ever, and besides Fry's speech, "Futurestocks" wasn't great and screwed up a lot of things, especially in "Route of All Evil" - see my post at http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/3-000269/#t19  (Maybe because I was 5 when the 80s ended).
Gocad

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« Reply #15 on: 01-15-2003 18:30 »

Finally, things are moving in the right direction now.



I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
Teral

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« Reply #16 on: 01-15-2003 18:33 »

Evan's post was nothing but sheer, unadultered propaganda. And we all know that nobody master the art of misleading the public better than 80's types.

True there is a group of experienced PEEL'ers who take it upon themself to provide guidance to the younger crowd, out of the goodness of their heart. But there is no PEEL old-boys network, no establishment, it's all a ruse to lead attention away from the fact that That Guy is a threat to the PEEL way of life.

80's guys are slick types who would gladly sell their grandmother if it meant they could make "a cool 100 mill". Think about it, if That Guy and his philosophy win, we'll see big changes around here. According to a sketch, that have been leaked to the MP Movement, many forums will be closed to save money, later the most profitable forums (such as General Futurama and Fanart/Fanfic) will be sold to the higgest bidder. What is unsellable will be closed, and soon PEEL is but a page in history. What is labelled "the PEEL establishment" is trying to prevent this.

Think about it.

Now for some good news. Nix, our Chairman, have already given you the reasons to vote for Morgan, but I'll add this incitement from the MP Movement archives:

Sorry, we had to make it PG. People with access to the R-rated forums can see the original version. Which will be publicised when, and if, Morgan wins this round.

Teral
CEO, Morgan Proctor Movement
Gocad

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« Reply #17 on: 01-15-2003 18:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2003 18:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Sorry, we had to make it PG. People with access to the R-rated forums can see the original version. Which will be publicised when, and if, Morgan wins this round.

Do at least something about the eye! She looks like a hot zombie!


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
evan

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« Reply #18 on: 01-15-2003 18:42 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2003 18:42 »

Ah, it appears that Ms. Proctor has no pupils. Just like her movement, she has no focus, and no clear sight into the future of PEEL.

Listen to the PEEL Old-Boys Club. They're busy offering you sex by some easy strumpet in order to distract you from the truth. Whenever the truth becomes apparent, they try and put up a smoke-screen to hide the reality. They sit in their R-Rated Forum (which, we, as common PEELers, are not allowed into) and plot the destruction of all that is good and beautiful.

Sure, you could vote against That Guy. That is, if you're willing to vote against someone who could make you permanently happy. The That Guy camp wants PEEL to all be happy and rich, together. The Proctor camp wants to divide you all up with promises of tawdry sex. For shame, Teral, Tweek, and the rest. For shame.

Evan
Smooth 80s Guy.


Mr. T's gonna shoot those fools who vote for That Guy. He has nothing put pity for their jibber-jabber.
Gocad

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« Reply #19 on: 01-15-2003 18:49 »

Evan, Sex always beats money, don't you know that?


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
evan

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« Reply #20 on: 01-15-2003 18:51 »

Gocad, with money, you can buy sex. With sex, you can't get money. It's that simple.
Teral

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« Reply #21 on: 01-15-2003 18:55 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2003 18:55 »

Sure, but why not cut out the middle man, and go straight for the dirty, filthy sex?

T and the rest of the A-team never hit anyone. They're stormtroopers!

Final word: hair-bands! Now doesn't that send a shiver down your spine?
Gocad

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« Reply #22 on: 01-15-2003 18:57 »
« Last Edit on: 01-15-2003 18:57 »

Well, i am too tired to come up with an convincing answer. So I just say this:

DEATH TO THAT GUY!

btw. now she's just hot
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McGrady

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« Reply #23 on: 01-15-2003 19:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by evan:
With sex, you can't get money. It's that simple.

Prostitution?  High value Call Girls seem to be expensive.  Or so I've heard.
Gocad

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« Reply #24 on: 01-16-2003 07:57 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 07:57 »

I think evan has mixed up a few things. Also, you just can't trust a guy with a Miami Vice Lunchbox. That's why That Guy must be voted off.


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FishyJoe

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« Reply #25 on: 01-16-2003 11:31 »

 
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By Nixorbo:
What was so great about the 80's? It sure wasn't the music, or the clothes, or the hair.

Music? Clothes??? You're not looking at the big picture!

The 80's weren't about the music. The 80's weren't about the clothes, or even the hair(although I'm still using the same tub of hair gel that I bought at the dollar store in 1987)! The 80's were all about shark-like business tactics. And also the Saftey Dance(which, while maybe not as safe as people previously said, is STILL PRETTY DAMN SAFE).

And now you sheep are trying to keep us down. Well I've had it up to here(pointing at area just below head, which isn't my neck since sharks don't have necks) with your sheep-like antics! And the people agree. Vote against Morgan Proctologist.

P.S. Though I hate to stoop as low as the MP party by promising sex, I'd like to point out that the 80's had more sex than any other decade, ever. The 80's were filled with ambitious coke-heads, who had more sex than you can shake a stick at. The 90's and 2000's are filled with lazy slacker gen-X/Yers, who wouldn't know sex if they had it in the ass.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #26 on: 01-16-2003 11:42 »

Face it, the 80's blew chunks, and everybody knows it.  Some of us just choose not to believe it.

Search your heart, you know it to be true.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #27 on: 01-16-2003 14:52 »

Alright win.But after your big international mass orgy you discovered you caught a sexual disease.Your own fault if you do.
Kryten

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« Reply #28 on: 01-16-2003 14:54 »

and now it's tied.
McGrady

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« Reply #29 on: 01-16-2003 17:44 »

I didn't like That Guy.  Or That Episode.  Go Morgan!
The Baz

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« Reply #30 on: 01-16-2003 23:39 »

I loved That Guy, but Morgan is gonna get my vote!  A better episode, a better character (both great though).
SQFreak

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« Reply #31 on: 01-16-2003 23:42 »
« Last Edit on: 01-16-2003 23:42 »

And, Kryten, back to a tie.

GO MORGAN! "Dirty, dirty boy!"

And we all need to see the R-Rated version of that Morgan scan art.

"I'm a thing!" -Bender, in "A Fishful of Dollars"

"Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers; cancelling TV shows does!" --Scary Movie
Nixorbo

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« Reply #32 on: 01-17-2003 00:16 »

Judging from the last two posts, I think this needs to be reemphasized:

<h2>VOTE FOR THE PERSON YOU WANT TO LOSE</h2>
evan

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« Reply #33 on: 01-17-2003 00:22 »

Bah, you're just complaining cuz you're losing. I bet you weren't expecting this close of a match, eh? Us sharks don't roll over, because we can't.
Tweek

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« Reply #34 on: 01-17-2003 04:41 »

That Guy sucks donkey balls, any bloke that would want him to win is clearly very, very gay.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 01-17-2003 08:20 »

And your acting very immature for a Moderator.
*Hums Safety dance to annoy Tweek*
Gocad

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« Reply #36 on: 01-17-2003 10:31 »

Arrgh! Could it be, that some people didn't get, that they don't vote for but against one? The one being That Guy, of course.


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
PCC Fred

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« Reply #37 on: 01-17-2003 10:41 »

There's so many Dubya/Florida/Pat Buchanan/hand recount jokes you could insert at this juncture.  I just don't know where to begin.
Gocad

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« Reply #38 on: 01-17-2003 10:46 »
« Last Edit on: 01-17-2003 10:46 »

Well, I would approve a hand recount, as long as the result is in my favor.
All votes for That Guy!

 evil laugh


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M. Proctor

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« Reply #39 on: 01-17-2003 10:56 »

THAT GUY!!!!!! I want him to lose  tongue
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