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MeatablePie

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« Reply #360 on: 06-07-2013 21:43 »

Zoidberg then goes into a final stage of evolution, expanding his jaw so he can eat turkey whole and possibly Bender.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #361 on: 06-07-2013 22:53 »

The monthly PE Safety and Health meeting show and tell left the rest of the crew both amused and disturbed at Zoidberg's and Bender's collective knowledge of the Human birth process.
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #362 on: 06-09-2013 01:41 »

More captions, anyone? No? Then good news, futz.
That caption with turkey in Zoidberg's mouth. laff

It was a tough choice. UrL and Kooboki, you almost made it.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #363 on: 06-09-2013 06:43 »

TheMadCapper

Fluffy
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« Reply #364 on: 06-09-2013 09:20 »

Fry: And then Zoidberg found out that leather is technically edible!
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #365 on: 06-09-2013 09:34 »

Fry: Remember when we got that big Romanticorp contract and you got us a cage for the lion? Yeah, he's out again.
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #366 on: 06-09-2013 12:33 »

Fry: Actually, we've been gone for seven weeks! We fell into a wormhole, got chased by Space Romans, captured, escaped, hid out on a planet of moths, then barely got out before their sun exploded, got blown halfway across the galaxy, found a peaceful alien people under the iron rule of a mad ruler, bought down his empire and we got medals, participated in a race through space for the right for Bender to woo another alien princess, then got chased off their planet when he stole the bridal dowry, cured a disease using the medals we got before, found another wormhole which took us back through time, and now we only just found our way back home!

Hermes: You just want new uniforms, so you shredded those ones!

Fry: Um.........................ye s.
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #367 on: 06-09-2013 13:25 »

Hermes: What heppened to you, mon? Did you get attacked by some kind of Zoidberg?
Fry: No, it was more hairy... and filled with teeth... but I do like this new revealing design of our uniforms. I think Bender can agree with me.
Bender: Bite my shred, cloth-filled ass.
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #368 on: 06-09-2013 14:14 »

Hermes: So, how did the delivery go?
Fry: Not bad, Leela and I were having sexy-times
Hermes: ...Sweet telegram from Amsterdam! Then how did your uniforms get all teared up?!
Fry: Bender got mad.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #369 on: 06-09-2013 14:17 »

Fry: Casual enough for Friday?
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #370 on: 06-09-2013 14:28 »

Hermes: Hi

Fry: Hello
LadyBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #371 on: 06-09-2013 14:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2013 14:43 »

Fry: We challenged to see who could roll fastest from the rocky mountain and Leela won
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #372 on: 06-10-2013 05:47 »

Fry: Well, we're back from six months on the Burrito planet!



Fry: We all pulled each others' fingers!
Tachyon

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« Reply #373 on: 06-10-2013 06:37 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2013 06:38 »


Fry: In hindsight, Hermes, it probably wasn't the best idea to wear our eco-friendly catnip-fibre uniforms on a delivery run to Thuban 9...

MeatablePie

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« Reply #374 on: 06-10-2013 19:21 »

Hermes: Sweet downturn of Melbourne! What happend?
Fry: Zoidberg hallucinated and thought we were wearing food.
Zoidberg: Hey, it was still delicious...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #375 on: 06-12-2013 16:47 »

Fry: We unloaded that shipment of Space Moths.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #376 on: 06-14-2013 16:39 »

Since nobody realized Fry was actually asking Hermes if he wanted to challenge current sex wrestling champ Amy to 3 rounds.

Tachyon wins.
Tachyon

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« Reply #377 on: 06-14-2013 22:23 »



Fnord
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« Reply #378 on: 06-14-2013 22:32 »

Leela: Pull my finger, Zapp.
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #379 on: 06-14-2013 22:58 »

Leela: I think there's something in my eyelash, perhaps a bug a something...
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #380 on: 06-15-2013 04:18 »

Leela would not be blamed for the sudden reek wafting through the hall.
El-Man

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« Reply #381 on: 06-15-2013 09:34 »

After not only having to re-enact Single Female Lawyer for the Omicronians and then LA Lawless for the Malarkians, Leela was thoroughly annoyed when they had to do Boston Illegal for the Kolrathians. Just invade the goddamn planet already...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #382 on: 06-15-2013 16:22 »

Leela: Uh, Zapp? Something in your teeth...
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #383 on: 06-15-2013 18:03 »

Zapp: And for the record, how big was it?

Leela: (Sigh) This big.

Zapp: Kif, inform the men.
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #384 on: 06-15-2013 18:17 »

Zapp: Could you point out the innocent alien you hit instead of me at time I successfully managed to ask you out.
Leela sighs and she points the alien with "don't hit me" look in it's face.
Leela: And for the record, I said "in your dreams".
Zapp: Yes, the next night I had very sensuell dream, I think you were in it. flirt
Leela sighs again.
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #385 on: 06-16-2013 00:06 »

Zapp: Please, point out where on the body where there was contact between you and I, causing a catastrophic meltdown in the sexual chemistry lab.

Leela: *sighs, points to shoulder*

(also, Futz totally has this.)
Sof

Bending Unit
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« Reply #386 on: 06-18-2013 16:25 »

Lawyer: now point us,where you kicked him.
*Leela points*
Fry: woo hoooo!

(and this is lame and I'm not an expert but I think Futz won this)
Tachyon

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« Reply #387 on: 06-18-2013 21:47 »


Well, I auto-bias against the winner before me, to stimulate a bit of variety, but in this case... It's futz FTW.  Congrats, dude! smile

futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #388 on: 06-19-2013 04:45 »
« Last Edit on: 06-19-2013 05:08 »

Yep, and I usually enter the ones of a winner I picked... but somebody had to say it.


Sof

Bending Unit
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« Reply #389 on: 06-19-2013 05:28 »

Bender wanted to conquer that beautiful ladybot with a song but he hasn't realized yet that she was more interested in lamps
UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #390 on: 06-19-2013 05:44 »

Bender: Okay, guitar break's over. Back to the bedroom!
El-Man

Urban Legend
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« Reply #391 on: 06-19-2013 06:35 »

Bender: Well, baby, I was about to have sex with this guitar, but I wouldn't say no to a threesome....
Koobooki

Bending Unit
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« Reply #392 on: 06-19-2013 06:45 »

Ladybots LOVE a good Knopflerbot impression.
Eternium

Professor
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« Reply #393 on: 06-19-2013 07:21 »

Bender: 'You see this guitar? Now you don't.'
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #394 on: 06-19-2013 09:48 »

'You know, this isn't what I thought you meant when you said you'd like to show me how good you are with your fingers.'

UnrealLegend

Space Pope
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« Reply #395 on: 06-19-2013 10:09 »

Bad Tasty, that's not in good taste!

So you have tastes like Fry? tongue
Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #396 on: 06-19-2013 11:00 »

Bender: I hope you like this intro I made. And may I suggest we do it before the solo starts, because I really liked to play with you...
Scrappylive

Professor
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« Reply #397 on: 06-19-2013 12:26 »

Bender: Any requests? I get *Pandora on this thing...


*Feel free to insert your favorite music streaming service here.
TheMadCapper

Fluffy
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« Reply #398 on: 06-19-2013 14:09 »

Bender: I like you and all but I don't think I want you to bite my shiny metal guitar...
Fnord
Starship Captain
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« Reply #399 on: 06-20-2013 05:35 »

Ladybot: How about removing my G-string, big boy?
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