I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

[Reply #240 on:]

Morris: Put another log on the fire, honey, cook us up some bacon and some beans, go out to the car and change the tire, wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans...

Leela: Dad, I love you, but if you finish that song I will hit you with this chair.

[Reply #241 on:]

Morris: I'm sorry, honey. If you don't finish your tequila first, you can't go back to work.

[Reply #242 on:]

Fry(to himself): Leprechronic? Leprecholera? Now, what was the name of that— my girlfriend sure is pretty. Wonder what they're talking— Hurray! We're going sewer surfing! What the heck is sewer surfing?

[Reply #243 on:]

Morris: But princess, I won't have to get a new house on the serface. This place is perfect allready!
Bender: You do realise that a sewer pipe debouches in your house, right?

^{Gosh I hope I spelled that right -.-'}

[Reply #244 on:]

Morris: But princess, I won't have to get a new house on the surface. This place is perfect already!
Bender: You do realise that a sewer pipe debouches in your house, right?

^{Gosh I hope I spelled that right -.-'}

Almost. Not what you meant, but...

[Reply #245 on:]

Hey, if you know a little Francais it makes perfect sense (^c ^)
(...then again what do I know, I'm from Canada. We're not quite good enough for Shepard Smith (0c o)

[Reply #246 on:]

I know Dutch, does that count to?

Je ne parle pas fraincais, It's a wonder I remembered how to say 'chicken' in french.

[Reply #247 on:]

Morris: Oh, hi, Leela! I, er, was just telling the guys how I used to kiss your mother when she got sad.

[Reply #248 on:]

Leela: Put the wall back. This is the worst game of Blind Date ever.

[Reply #249 on:]

What am I, the framegrab reminder guy? futz, judge or get yoinked.

[Reply #250 on:]

Hasn't been 3 days since the the last entry, but OK.

NastyInThePasty wins.

[Reply #251 on:]

BANANA BANANA BANANA!

[Reply #252 on:]

Fry: MY PORN!

[Reply #253 on:]

Fry: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SCREAMING HEAD MASSAGE?! RELAXING, EH?! SO FAR I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYONE SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT IT!

[Reply #254 on:]

This is not an entry to the contest, just a little vignette that came to my mind when I looked at the pic.

I was at work and my friend and coworker brought in her 2-year old. He ran around and got into stuff and disobeyed his mommy, as two year olds are wont to do. She asked me to tell him to listen to her. I said "Derek, listen to your mommy!" and she and the child were both thoroughly unimpressed. She told me "Come on, Mark! Be mean!"

So I leaned down in the kid's face and boomed out "I'm gonna eat your brains!" with my arms spread. He ran back to his mommy and I laughed to myself about how the kid would have all kinds of deep-seated issues that would come to the surface when he saw his first zombie movie.

Anyway, all of that came from my imagining Fry screaming "I'm gonna eat your brain" at Guenter.

[Reply #255 on:]

Guenter made good on his threat to crap on Fry's bunk.

[Reply #256 on:]

It was then Fry realised that Guenter wasn't a dumb monkey with a specially programmed hat that made him smart. Guenter was a dumb hat with a specially programmed monkey!

[Reply #257 on:]

Fry: We humbly beg of You, Lord, in Your mercy,
that in Your name and by the power of Your blessing,
You cure this animal,
afflicted with serious disease.
May all power of the devil that is in him be driven out.
And that he be not any more afflicted by disease, Lord,
be for him a guard of his life
and a remedy producing health,
through Jesus Christ our Lord, Your Son,
who lives and is King and God with You
in the unity of the Holy Spirit
for ever and ever.
Amen.

[Reply #258 on:]

Both can "lose his mind" at the "drop of a hat". Both are pretty smart for a monkey. Ahh, college.

[Reply #259 on:]

Fry: Ooh ah ah ah ah! [monkey noises]
Guenter palms his face thoroughly.

[Reply #260 on:]

Hey, should somebody do something?

[Reply #261 on:]

Yeah, it appears Nasty has left the building so anyone can post a pic and judge the caption if they want. Who ever posts first calls the round.

[Reply #262 on:]

Okay then. Don't mind if I help myself:


Yes, I'm continuing my usual routine of posting the most inappropriately out-of-context image I can find.  

[Reply #263 on:]

Leela: Mmmh, that feels good!
As she takes the shock collar away from under her shirt.
Leela: I like to keep it down there.

[Reply #264 on:]

With Planet Express irrevocably taken over by MomCorp, Leela resorted to her back-up career as a waitress in the sewer's local Hooters.

[Reply #265 on:]

Leela: Where in hell did I leave my mascara?!
Robot devil(off-screen): You mean this crap?

That image is just wrong, I can't think of anything funny.

[Reply #266 on:]

Leela:  "Dammit, that ad for Lightspeed bras said they would lift and separate... <sighs>"

[Reply #267 on:]

Leela discovers the Katrina is bi.

[Reply #268 on:]

Professor Farnsworth (offscreen): Leela, your fake boobs aren't fooling anyone with your beard grown in like that!

Leela: Fine, I'll take them out...

[Reply #269 on:]

Leela: My scrunchie's down there somewhere. Mom, I told you you don't have the right appendages for doing my hair!

[Reply #270 on:]

Cleavage, nature's pocket. Great for tucking away excess hair.

lol, I dunno xD

[Reply #271 on:]

I read that in Free Waterfall Sr.'s voice

[Reply #272 on:]

Fry (Offscreen): I'm sorry, Leela, but my three-of-a-kind beats your royal flush. Off with the shirt!

[Reply #273 on:]

Unfortunately for Fry, his alarm clock went off precisely one second later, and he didn't get to see Leela prove they were real.

[Reply #274 on:]

Damn, sorry this thread slipped my mind. Anyways...

Leela: Looks like I'll have to crack my way into showbiz...

[Reply #275 on:]

In addition to Hubie, Leela also dabbles in porn. AKA - Booberella.

[Reply #276 on:]

Leela: Wow, that new shampoo really is making my hair grow faster... and in more places!

[Reply #277 on:]

Tissue Bra: The brand of bra that's designed to disappoint men throughout the galaxy.

[Reply #278 on:]

I'm surprised at the amount of variety for this one.

TMC wins.

[Reply #279 on:]

Oh hey there human beings! I'm going to be out of state and away from the internets for a few days. Someone should yoink this. Someone who will be... you know, around.