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SpaceMaN

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« Reply #600 on: 03-12-2010 22:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-12-2010 22:26 »

Quote from: NastyInThePasty
Hermes:"Great Hamster Clam from Amsterdam! Those stink lines barely stink."

I don't wanna win anyway, I don't even know how to post a screenshot.
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #601 on: 03-13-2010 00:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2010 05:08 »



Hermes: Well, it's good that Nibbler finally passed Bender. But the new litter box is coming outta Leela's salary!
El-Man

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« Reply #602 on: 03-13-2010 00:42 »

Hermes: Bender, mon, I told ye to update your antivirus! It's your own fault you got BendUnit:Dairrhoea.Win32.AG!

Bender: Aw, it's only oil. Stick a cork in it, bean counter!

Hermes: No, mon, I think I'll stick a cork in you!
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #603 on: 03-13-2010 11:27 »

Hermes: Oh my God! What happened to my…

Bender: [Interrupting him] Don't look at me, I was already lying here when I arrived.

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #604 on: 03-13-2010 15:51 »

Bender and Hermes were playing hide and seek. Bender's well hidden in a coffin

Hermes: (voodoo mumbo-jumbo)

The coffin bursts into flame

Hermes: Found you, mon!

Bender: Awww....
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #605 on: 03-14-2010 02:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2010 02:46 »

Hermes: Hey, Bender, mon. Where's your left arm?

And clean that up!
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #606 on: 03-14-2010 11:56 »

Hermes: ay mon! you wasted my salsa!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #607 on: 03-14-2010 12:40 »

Hermes: See, you should have paid back the Robot Devil when I told you to.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #608 on: 03-15-2010 03:58 »

I'm gonna pick a winner tomorrow night, so if anyone else wants a shot, go for it.
Frisco17

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« Reply #609 on: 03-15-2010 04:28 »

Hermes: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #610 on: 03-15-2010 13:35 »

Hermes:  Bender!  What the hell are you doing?

Bender:  Taking the Benderbrau plunge! 
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #611 on: 03-16-2010 03:49 »

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity. wink
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #612 on: 03-16-2010 15:58 »

Some funny entries, but CookiesOnTheFloor cinches it for his scatological creativity. wink

Well, I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow, so maybe that had something to do with it. No, seriously, I'm not kidding...

ANYHOO, let's see what Bender's been up to...or rather, what you guys think he's been up to...


SpaceMaN

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« Reply #613 on: 03-16-2010 19:46 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #614 on: 03-16-2010 19:56 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

I don't think so...I just grabbed it at random off the internet...
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #615 on: 03-16-2010 22:02 »

Bender loved the ladies, but had to pay the price eventually.
willsterdude3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #616 on: 03-16-2010 22:07 »

For a change, bender used old fashioned discs for protection, instead of crappy computer chips.
El-Man

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« Reply #617 on: 03-16-2010 22:16 »

Bender: Hey, I got this on the company plan! How much will you give me for it?

Pharmacybot: Hmm... okay, here's five Nixonbucks. But don't you need it?

Bender: Nah, I've got a company plan!
Freako

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« Reply #618 on: 03-16-2010 23:11 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)

It's from a calendar.
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #619 on: 03-17-2010 12:10 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2010 11:30 »

Bender: Hey shopkeep, I'm looking for something that will treat my… er, friend's burning electrical discharge. Is this any good?
kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #620 on: 03-17-2010 14:53 »

Pharmacy bot: so...BENDER....guess you got iOBEY virus again....
Bender *controlled by iObey virus v.2*  : NO...I JUST WANT TO DE-VIRUS MY XBOX AND I DO NOT ACT WIERD...*exits by the glass window, breaking it instead of a door*
Pharmacy bot: hmmm.....i'd better update this antivirus form 1990 before i'll another copy to someone....
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #621 on: 03-18-2010 00:50 »

(is that a screenshot of a new episode? never seen it before)
It's from a calendar.
Thanks.  I wondered.

Bender: (to Pharmacistbot) "You sure this won't affect my porn?"
CookiesOnTheFloor
Bending Unit
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« Reply #622 on: 03-18-2010 05:46 »

My colonoscopy went very well, no problems, but oohhh the prep...no solid food the day before, you're allowed only clear fluids (have you ever tasted plain chicken broth? *hurl*) plus I had to down Dulcolax, Gatorade...gahhh...Gatorade!!! Mixed with Miralax!!!! Makes Slurm look good...


Anyway, thanks for letting me share that :P Well, some good stuff this time around, but I gotta give it to Nasty, with El-Man and Hobbit-boy tied for second. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Nibbler-sized appetite and there are Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies calling me. Sleep tight everyone!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #623 on: 03-18-2010 13:14 »

Woo-hoo! In your face, Flanders...!

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #624 on: 03-18-2010 17:31 »

BENDERS: all hail new black-suited bender the god!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #625 on: 03-18-2010 20:25 »

Tuxedo Bender: "From this day to the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered. We happy few, we band of Benders. For he today that gives his swag to me shall be a Bender"
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #626 on: 03-18-2010 20:51 »
« Last Edit on: 03-18-2010 20:53 »

I really want to carry on the speech, so I'll put it in a spoiler. (No robot-related changes so don't expect laughs).


Anyway on to the caption.

Tux Bender: Not good enough, second row Bender. I shall summon up fire without flint or tinder to deal with you.

Bender two rows back holding the picture frame: This one's fake, it's too big to be the Mona Lisa. Hope they don't check my loot.

Bender over that one's shoulder: Hello?! Rosetta Stone! That beats all the junk in the front row.
El-Man

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« Reply #627 on: 03-18-2010 22:53 »

Tux Bender: All right men, we've completed our task of stealing history's greatest treasures, and now... which one of you FARTED?!?
MatMan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #628 on: 03-19-2010 11:43 »

I think there were some sappers in that dwarf-burger
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #629 on: 03-19-2010 12:39 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2010 12:41 »

Bender: You idiot. You should have waited till he finished. The smile was the valuable part!

Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #630 on: 03-19-2010 13:55 »

v/o: Bender presents... exercise for robots!

Tuxedo Bender: five, six, seven... WORK THOSE ABS, I MEAN, CHEST CAVITIES!
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #631 on: 03-19-2010 14:31 »

Bender singing to the tune of Little Indians:

"One Awesome, Two Awesome, Three Awesome Benders!  Four Awesome, Five Awesome, Six Awesome Benders!  Seven Awesome, Eight Awesome Nine Awesome Benders!  Ten Awesome Bender Robots!"

SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #632 on: 03-19-2010 20:13 »

Bite our superlative, collective asses.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #633 on: 03-20-2010 01:16 »

Bender: Wow! A 2996 Production Year Bending Unit Reunion. Hey guys...

Bending Unit in second row: Hey Bend... VERWOOKABOOOM!!!

Bender: Holy Shit!!! Wow, I'm month newer than that guy, makes ya think doesn't it... Hey, wait a minute... this isn't a reunion - it's a recall!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #634 on: 03-21-2010 04:03 »

El-Man wins.
Frisco17

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« Reply #635 on: 03-21-2010 04:09 »

Philistine!
El-Man

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« Reply #636 on: 03-21-2010 04:49 »

Once again, the fart joke triumphs over noble sentiment.  tongue

kaktus9

Bending Unit
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« Reply #637 on: 03-21-2010 11:20 »

Fry:see you on the B side!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #638 on: 03-21-2010 13:09 »

Leela: When you get to Hell...tell 'em Leela sent ya!
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
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« Reply #639 on: 03-21-2010 14:59 »

Fry: I just farted.

Leela: I know, I can smell it.
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