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Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #40 on: 05-08-2009 23:58 »

A: Because he can't get a decent girlfriend so he thinks hes better off with a cyclops.

Q: Why does Leela have high expectations of men?
cheeman

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« Reply #41 on: 05-09-2009 00:03 »

A: Because she is a cyclops.

Q: What is the point of Zoidberg
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #42 on: 05-09-2009 00:09 »

A: He is cheap too look after.

Q: What is a weeks food for Zoidberg?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #43 on: 05-09-2009 00:10 »

A: Amy's toe nail clippings and if he is lucky some take out Chinese food boxes.

Q: What is Zoidberg's favorite dumpster?
happyvampyre

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« Reply #44 on: 05-09-2009 02:27 »

A: The one across the street from Planet Express of course!

Q: Are there luxury dumpsters out there? Like a five-star resturant dumpster?
suss6052

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« Reply #45 on: 05-09-2009 02:50 »

A: Nope.

Q: Will Zoidberg ever have the opportunity to be a better doctor?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #46 on: 05-09-2009 03:14 »

A: Yes but he will blow it.

Q: How will he blow it?
happyvampyre

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« Reply #47 on: 05-09-2009 03:39 »

A: He will be asked to lance a boil and end up performing a lobotomy.

Q: Does Zoidy even know what lobotomy means?
PTZ

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« Reply #48 on: 05-09-2009 04:27 »

A: No, he thinks it's some kind of food because he found a bag labled "lobotomy" in the dumpster outside a hopsital and it tasted pretty good.

A: Will Igner ever have a relationship with his father Farnsworth?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #49 on: 05-09-2009 04:41 »

A: Yes but it wont last too long.

Q: Why wont it last long?
PTZ

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« Reply #50 on: 05-09-2009 04:53 »

A: Too many stupid people already work there

Q: Who would Farnsworth fire to get his son a job at PE?
Future Shock

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« Reply #51 on: 05-09-2009 04:56 »

A. Zoidberg.

Q. Which dumpster would he go to?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #52 on: 05-09-2009 08:45 »

A: The one behind the coffee shop that was once across from Planet Express.

Q: Will the cafe allow him to stay there?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #53 on: 05-09-2009 10:56 »

A: No.

Q: Why not?
happyvampyre

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« Reply #54 on: 05-09-2009 16:34 »

Q: Because the customers will complain about the smell of rotting crustacean.

A: Is Zoidy truly a crustacean? He is an alien after all...
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #55 on: 05-09-2009 20:55 »

A: Yes he is a crustacean because his main features classify him as one.

Q: Will the Sewer Mutants ever be allowed to live on the surface?
PTZ

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« Reply #56 on: 05-09-2009 21:01 »

Q: Yes, but only with bags over their heads

A: Will a Sewer Mutant ever be allowed to date a normal ground-living person?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #57 on: 05-09-2009 21:07 »

A: They are able but none of the sewer mutants have been able to get one to agree to a date.

Q: Who will be the first sewer mutant/ normal person relationship?

suss6052

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« Reply #58 on: 05-10-2009 02:49 »

A: Technically that would be Fry and Leela..., no wait, that would be the first one with any chance of lasting though....

Q: Why is it the first real one?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #59 on: 05-10-2009 03:08 »

A: Canon has not shown us a relationship yet.

Q: Why is this thread so shippy? Is it the room?
PTZ

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« Reply #60 on: 05-10-2009 03:50 »

A: Everyone loves Fry and Leela.

Q: Can you really watch the show and not ship them?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #61 on: 05-10-2009 04:07 »

A: Yes. SoS and I are living proof.

Q: Will the Foot mutant ever find anyone to love him?
PTZ

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« Reply #62 on: 05-10-2009 04:13 »

A: Yes, the girl with the extra arm.

Q: If you don't ship Fry and Leela, who do you want them with?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #63 on: 05-10-2009 12:21 »

A: I personally don't want them pairing off either of them. It's not like Futurama is an animated version of Friends (thank goodness). But if I have to answer, I'd want Fry with someone who loves him as he is, and Leela to die lonely in a ditch, covered in petrol and on fire.

Q: How would you like to see Hermes die?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #64 on: 05-10-2009 16:40 »

A: He would go out trying to finish filling out a requisition.

Q: How would he die trying to fill out a requisition?
cheeman

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« Reply #65 on: 05-10-2009 17:28 »

A: By falling of a cliff.
 
Q:How would fry die?
voilet_star

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« Reply #66 on: 05-10-2009 17:47 »

A:He doesnt die because he drinks a bottle of strange blue liquid that makes him immortal

Q: If fry and Leela had kids would they have twos eyes or one?
TitaniusAnglesmith

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« Reply #67 on: 05-10-2009 18:01 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2009 18:07 »

A: They would look like nibbler with two eyes and one eye on top.

Q: What if Zoidberg had kids.

Edit voilet_star welcome to PEEL
voilet_star

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« Reply #68 on: 05-10-2009 18:44 »

A:they would grow up to become famous comedians and make fun of thier dad's failours

Q:is there anything bender cant pull out of his chest?
PTZ

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« Reply #69 on: 05-10-2009 18:58 »

A: A robot heart apparently

Q: Are robots allowed to marry?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #70 on: 05-10-2009 19:21 »

A: Yes. Remember, the sinclair 2k robot forgot his wife's face. Oh, but that was in a delusional Bender's mind. So in that case, I must cite Fanny and Donbot.

Q: When and how did robots develop genders?
voilet_star

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« Reply #71 on: 05-10-2009 19:54 »

A: around the year 2900 when robot and human equality laws were established

Q: what would you do if you were president of earth?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #72 on: 05-10-2009 21:05 »

A: I would put Futurama back on air.

Q: Would the new series have any new characters?
PTZ

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« Reply #73 on: 05-10-2009 21:07 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2009 21:09 »

A: More recent illegitimate children between the Professor and Mom

Q: How old does Mom have to be before she can no longer have kids?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #74 on: 05-10-2009 21:09 »

A: 666

Q: ^ Is this a coincidence or a sign that she is evil?
PTZ

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« Reply #75 on: 05-10-2009 21:10 »

A: Just ironic

Q: Will her next child be even dumber than Igner or will the trend reverse itself?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #76 on: 05-10-2009 21:14 »

A: The children become more idiotic the older the professor and mom get.

Q: Will Fry's children have missing delta brainwaves?
PTZ

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« Reply #77 on: 05-10-2009 21:19 »

A: I guess it would depend on rather or not their mother does.

Q: Would Fry really be stupid enough to marry a woman who also lacked delta brainwaves?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #78 on: 05-10-2009 21:23 »

A: It would be very unlikley if he found someone who was there own Grandmother.

Q: If  he did, what would be the first thing they would do together?
voilet_star

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« Reply #79 on: 05-10-2009 21:44 »

A:eat pineapples off a string

Q:how would fry propose to Leela?
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