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PEE Poll: Ideas for the title of the next thread. Suggestions will be added, cause I don't like any of the ideas me and BF1221 came up with.
Why? My stupids.
If you guys are done being stupid. I have more...
Did you just say questions are cool? No, we said they're stupid. Cool!

Future Shock

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« Reply #720 on: 05-02-2009 10:15 »
« Last Edit on: 05-02-2009 10:16 »

A. He can do folk singing.

Q. What was the first folk song Bender heard?

EDIT: TOTP italics!!!
speedracer
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« Reply #721 on: 05-02-2009 16:31 »

A.  Gin and Juice.

Q.  Why doesn't Bender have the requisite funk to be a Globetrotter?
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #722 on: 05-02-2009 17:32 »

A: Because bender tries to be too black.

Q: When does Bender act black?

Damn it I was hoping to get that TOTP so that I got 5 in a row but... I just couldn't stay up until 4 am.... Oh well, it doesn't matter
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #723 on: 05-02-2009 17:37 »

Now taking any suggestions for the new name.

A: When he's pimping?

Q: Does Bender still pimp despite the anti-pimping laws?

Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #724 on: 05-02-2009 17:37 »

A: Yes, it's how he makes the majority of his money.

A: Does Bender do any other jobs on the side?
speedracer
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« Reply #725 on: 05-02-2009 17:48 »

A:  Yes, Bender is a professional blackjack card counter.

Q:  From how many casinos has Bender been banned?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #726 on: 05-02-2009 17:51 »

A: All of the ones in the civilised universe.

Q: Which casino does he work at most of the time?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #727 on: 05-02-2009 19:00 »

A: Wong's casino's secret blackjack rooms....

Q: Why are they so secret?
happyvampyre

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« Reply #728 on: 05-03-2009 00:27 »

A: Because Wong is asian, and asians are often ninjas... and ninjas thrive on secrecy.

Q: Why doesn't Amy have awesome ninja abilities?
suss6052

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« Reply #729 on: 05-03-2009 00:32 »

A: Because she focused on studying engineering rather than ninja skills.

Q: Why would Amy choose to date a squishy green alien? (Kif)
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #730 on: 05-03-2009 04:56 »

A: Because she has a thing for squishy green aliens with useless organs.

Q: Has Amy ever been attracted to any other aliens?
PTZ

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« Reply #731 on: 05-03-2009 05:22 »

A: I think she had a thing for one of those bug animals on Mars

Q: Who would be on top: Fry or Leela?
suss6052

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« Reply #732 on: 05-03-2009 05:35 »

A: Leela, she seems a bit of a control freak.

Q: Does it matter who was on top?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #733 on: 05-03-2009 06:02 »

A: Not really the end result is the same.... Fry will be badly beaten.

Q: What caused Leela to beat Fry up?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #734 on: 05-03-2009 17:02 »

A: He spoke.

Q: What other things would cause Leela to hit Fry?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #735 on: 05-03-2009 17:08 »

A: Fry tripping on "accident".

Q: Did Fry achieve his goal when he tripped?
PTZ

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« Reply #736 on: 05-03-2009 17:11 »

A: Yes but he forgot to use protection

Q: What was the horrible result of that?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #737 on: 05-03-2009 17:14 »

A: He got knocked out.

Q: What did he hit?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #738 on: 05-03-2009 20:42 »

A: A shovel on the floor.

Q:Why is the 20th/21st century considered the stupid ages if most information from the time period is lost in the 31st century?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #739 on: 05-03-2009 20:58 »

A: Because that's when people were believed to be at the height of their stupidity.

Q: Were they actually at the height of their stupidity?
PTZ

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« Reply #740 on: 05-03-2009 22:22 »

A: No, just some certain famous people.

Q: Where is Obama's talking head?
suss6052

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« Reply #741 on: 05-03-2009 22:28 »

A: He wasn't preserved, for he would have made a better case against it being the stupid ages....

Q: Why didn't anyone build a stop and drop booth last year?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #742 on: 05-03-2009 22:57 »


A: They already did, it's just you haven't noticed them yet.

Q: Who is leader of the League of Robots nowadays?

PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #743 on: 05-04-2009 03:41 »

A: That greeting card that Bender bought for Mom

Q: If Popplers are babies, why were they left alone on that planet?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #744 on: 05-04-2009 04:06 »

A: Because their parents had better things to do. Such as Rule the planet Omicron Persei VIII.

Q: Did any of the nanny cams malfunction?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #745 on: 05-04-2009 04:10 »

The mother's day card was killed before the end of Mother's day, (dasvidanya comrad- then ripped in half)

A: The nanny cams never fail, except when eaten by a baby Omicronian

Q: Who will finally kill Zapp once and for all?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #746 on: 05-04-2009 04:57 »

No you think it was killed, but it faked its own death.

A: Fry when Zapp tries one last time to get with Leela

Q: How can Mom be 140 and have three kids who are under 40?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #747 on: 05-04-2009 05:27 »

A: Because the age at which fertility ends in the future is higher, and Igner is the only one who is under 40.

Q: How old is Walt?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #748 on: 05-04-2009 05:32 »

A: They all look similar in age, so I'm guessing 45

Q: What happened in the future that made old people suddenly fertile?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #749 on: 05-04-2009 05:55 »

A: Genetic engineering.

Q: Would Fry want to take Leela back in time to meet his parents?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #750 on: 05-04-2009 06:08 »

A: Yes he would.

Q: How would they react to seeing her one eye?
Arachno-Spores

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« Reply #751 on: 05-04-2009 18:28 »

A: His Mother would be too busy watching the football and his father would start worrying that there was an atomic war going on outside due to seeing her with only one eye.

Q: What would Yancy do if he was frozen to the future?
Scruffy@Jail

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« Reply #752 on: 05-04-2009 20:43 »

A: He would be best friend with Zoidberg and work as a janitor @ Planet Express

Q: Why didn't he freeze himself ?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #753 on: 05-04-2009 21:18 »

A: Because he had everything that he ever wanted.

Q: Was there ever a time that Yancey thought about freezing himself?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #754 on: 05-05-2009 03:15 »

A: No, he didn't ever have a need to.

Q: Will Leela and Fry have the chance to know what it is like to have children?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #755 on: 05-05-2009 03:47 »

A: No they wont.

Q: What kinds of tricks are done in the future at magic shows?
PTZ

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #756 on: 05-05-2009 04:30 »

A: Pull a Nibbler out of a hat

Q: Would Fry and Leela's kids have one eye?
suss6052

Starship Captain
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« Reply #757 on: 05-05-2009 04:47 »

A: One might, but we will never know...

Q: Why will we never know?
Bendersfan1221

Space Pope
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« Reply #758 on: 05-05-2009 05:18 »

A: Because they cannot  have any children. Q: Why can't they have any children? Sorry for incorrect format. I'm typing this on my phone cause it is easier than getting up and starting my laptop.
PTZ

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« Reply #759 on: 05-05-2009 05:31 »

A: Because Fry never learned how

Q: Why didn't anyone teach him how?
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