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iliketowankalot

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« on: 02-13-2002 19:26 »

I haven't wanked once since hearing the news yesterday, I'm going on a wanking strike, which is much harder than a food strike, that will show them Fox bastards we mean business, who is with me?
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #1 on: 02-13-2002 19:29 »

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Binder

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« Reply #2 on: 02-13-2002 19:36 »

Aw damn...if you asked me ONE minute earlier I could have helped your cause. Sorry.
Torquemada

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« Reply #3 on: 02-13-2002 19:37 »

Presuming you are talking about mastur8at1on rather than American Wanker Beer, I have the following to say. Noone ever died from mastur8a1on deprevation, but ppl do die from starvation. I think the impact will be lost if you "come" out on w@nk strike.

*wails, think of the children*
Allen

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« Reply #4 on: 02-13-2002 19:40 »

Uh, what? Going without wanking isn't going to show them anything. Unless you wank in public, which I DON'T want to know about. Even then wouldn't they be glad they couldn't see you anymore?  :)Besides, you'd have to change your name if you didn't. smile
FishyJoe

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« Reply #5 on: 02-13-2002 19:50 »

Internet wanking strikes mean nothing. But damn it, I'll do anything to help--I'm in.
VelourFog

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« Reply #6 on: 02-13-2002 19:54 »

but tomorrow is Valentine's Day!  I have a hot date with myself....

But since this is an internet wanking strike I will promise not to wank on the internet.  :whew:

 wink
FishyJoe

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« Reply #7 on: 02-13-2002 20:19 »

Crap, I forgot about Valentine's Day. And President's Day too! That one is killer.

*locks away erotic pictures of Abe Lincoln*

When this strike finally ends, I won't leave the house for weeks.
VelourFog

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« Reply #8 on: 02-13-2002 21:29 »

were you reading jon stewart's book, jeff?
diagnostic

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« Reply #9 on: 02-13-2002 21:38 »

the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?
FishyJoe

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« Reply #10 on: 02-13-2002 21:48 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
were you reading jon stewart's book, jeff?

You had to mention Jon Stewart, didn't you. Thanks a lot, my strike is completely ruined.
Sarge

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« Reply #11 on: 02-13-2002 22:16 »

 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
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 laff  laff
Sarge

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« Reply #12 on: 02-13-2002 22:18 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
but tomorrow is Valentine's Day!  I have a hot date with myself....

Candlelight dinner for one?

iliketowankalot

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« Reply #13 on: 02-13-2002 22:24 »

Cum on jeff, you gotta do better, Futurama's future depends on it.
Whenever you think of something erotic like Jon Stewart, try to think of something unsexy like naked Rupert Murdock or that kid that Randi likes from MITM naked, it works for me anyways.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #14 on: 02-13-2002 22:33 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:try to think of something unsexy like naked Rupert Murdock or that kid that Randi likes from MITM naked

Ugh, oh my god. I didn't think it was possible, but I think I just de-ejaculated! The strike is back on...thanks man.
Torquemada

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« Reply #15 on: 02-13-2002 22:35 »

I tellye what, in protest I shall break the informal vows of chastity took, and wank myself silly on St.Val's in some sick and twisted form of protest.

Does anyone in the UK have a web cam I could borrow to gross out Fox with?
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #16 on: 02-13-2002 22:38 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?

I know it seems extreme but its the only way to get FOX to take us seriously.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #17 on: 02-13-2002 22:41 »

 
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Originally posted by Torquemada:
I tellye what, in protest I shall break the informal vows of chastity took, and wank myself silly on St.Val's in some sick and twisted form of protest.

Does anyone in the UK have a web cam I could borrow to gross out Fox with?

while you're at it film jeff de-ejaculating

Binder

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« Reply #18 on: 02-13-2002 22:42 »

de-ejaculation? How would that work...
(ponders for a bit)
Torquemada

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« Reply #19 on: 02-13-2002 22:48 »
« Last Edit on: 02-13-2002 22:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Binder:
de-ejaculation? How would that work...
Ones spermatazoa producing glands shrivel at the prospect of something horrific and suck back their produce.   puke

*appologises for that gross thought just to edit this post*
Tweek

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« Reply #20 on: 02-14-2002 04:00 »

 
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Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Next Randi will give up randiness and become a nun  eek

Teral

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« Reply #21 on: 02-14-2002 09:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
 
Quote
Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Next Randi will give up randiness and become a nun   eek


With Futurama cancelled, we only need one more sign before the Apocalypse is upon us.  big grin
FishyJoe

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« Reply #22 on: 02-14-2002 13:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Torquemada:
Ones spermatazoa producing glands shrivel at the prospect of something horrific and suck back their produce.

Exactly. It sucked it all back up like a little anteater. Damndest thing I ever saw.
Torquemada

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« Reply #23 on: 02-14-2002 18:58 »
« Last Edit on: 02-14-2002 18:58 by edeltraut »

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEW!    puke

I don't want to know about your little anteater.

   laff    laff    laff
Torquemada

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« Reply #24 on: 02-15-2002 05:37 »

Yuo totle speeling natzi.  smile
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