STRIKE

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I haven't wanked once since hearing the news yesterday, I'm going on a wanking strike, which is much harder than a food strike, that will show them Fox bastards we mean business, who is with me?

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Aw damn...if you asked me ONE minute earlier I could have helped your cause. Sorry.

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Presuming you are talking about mastur8at1on rather than American Wanker Beer, I have the following to say. Noone ever died from mastur8a1on deprevation, but ppl do die from starvation. I think the impact will be lost if you "come" out on w@nk strike.

*wails, think of the children*

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Uh, what? Going without wanking isn't going to show them anything. Unless you wank in public, which I DON'T want to know about. Even then wouldn't they be glad they couldn't see you anymore?  :)Besides, you'd have to change your name if you didn't.

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Internet wanking strikes mean nothing. But damn it, I'll do anything to help--I'm in.

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but tomorrow is Valentine's Day!  I have a hot date with myself....

But since this is an internet wanking strike I will promise not to wank on the internet.  :whew:

 

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Crap, I forgot about Valentine's Day. And President's Day too! That one is killer.

*locks away erotic pictures of Abe Lincoln*

When this strike finally ends, I won't leave the house for weeks.

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were you reading jon stewart's book, jeff?

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the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
were you reading jon stewart's book, jeff?

You had to mention Jon Stewart, didn't you. Thanks a lot, my strike is completely ruined.

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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
but tomorrow is Valentine's Day!  I have a hot date with myself....

Candlelight dinner for one?

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Cum on jeff, you gotta do better, Futurama's future depends on it.
Whenever you think of something erotic like Jon Stewart, try to think of something unsexy like naked Rupert Murdock or that kid that Randi likes from MITM naked, it works for me anyways.

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:try to think of something unsexy like naked Rupert Murdock or that kid that Randi likes from MITM naked

Ugh, oh my god. I didn't think it was possible, but I think I just de-ejaculated! The strike is back on...thanks man.

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I tellye what, in protest I shall break the informal vows of chastity took, and wank myself silly on St.Val's in some sick and twisted form of protest.

Does anyone in the UK have a web cam I could borrow to gross out Fox with?

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Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?

I know it seems extreme but its the only way to get FOX to take us seriously.

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Originally posted by Torquemada:
I tellye what, in protest I shall break the informal vows of chastity took, and wank myself silly on St.Val's in some sick and twisted form of protest.

Does anyone in the UK have a web cam I could borrow to gross out Fox with?

while you're at it film jeff de-ejaculating

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de-ejaculation? How would that work...
(ponders for a bit)

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Originally posted by Binder:
de-ejaculation? How would that work...

Ones spermatazoa producing glands shrivel at the prospect of something horrific and suck back their produce.   

*appologises for that gross thought just to edit this post*

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Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?

Next Randi will give up randiness and become a nun 

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Originally posted by Tweek:
 

Originally posted by diagnostic:
the wankers stopped wanking? has the world gone topsy-turvy?

Next Randi will give up randiness and become a nun   

With Futurama cancelled, we only need one more sign before the Apocalypse is upon us. 

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Originally posted by Torquemada:
Ones spermatazoa producing glands shrivel at the prospect of something horrific and suck back their produce.

Exactly. It sucked it all back up like a little anteater. Damndest thing I ever saw.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEW!   

I don't want to know about your little anteater.

          

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Yuo totle speeling natzi.