"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

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"Now with 30% less fat!"

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I might have already seem this one:

"Now an element on the periodic table!"

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Hiya Dr X - welcome to PEEL! read the FAQ - http://www.peelified.com/ubb/faq.html  - and enjoy your stay!!!

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Welcome to PEEL, Dr X!

"We pay our viewers"

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"The real creator of the universe"

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"Darkening people's lives for several years now"

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"Now in a dictionary!"

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"If you hated it that much you'd change the chanel!"

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"It was like this when we got here"

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"By Jack Johnson"

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"Batteries not included"

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"its part of the new cross universe line up"

[Reply #572 on:]

How's my driving? call 0800-WH0-C4R35

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"As narrated by God"

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"It's crap!"

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"Now includes fart jokes!"

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"Voted best!"

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"Whatever next?"

"HEALTH HAZARD: May include cheesy puns"

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"Now showing on Omercron persei VIII!"

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" now only the downfall of man rather than bain"

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"Based on the works of William Faulkner"

[Reply #581 on:]

"Made entirly by a little family of Chipmonks"

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"Symptoms include: Talking to yourself, laughing at everything and playing with lobsters"

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"Now in seven lanuages"

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"Now scares small children.
and big childern, and teens, and young adults, and adults, and the middle-aged, and Senior Citizens, and Most breeds of cats "

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"If you stop watching we'll call the hypnotoad after you"

[Reply #586 on:]

" more fun then going to the beach while eating a fluffernutter!"

[Reply #587 on:]

"You would nelive it's not futuram!"

[Reply #588 on:]

" it has a 12 inch usb cord ladybots"

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"More entertaining if you give Bender your wallet"

[Reply #590 on:]

Maybe it's a doorknob?
Maybe it's a chair?
Maybe it's a peice of cheese suspended in the air?!

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"Because we can"

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"No-one's sued us yet"

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"Voted kitler's #1!"

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"Not suitibe for humans"

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"3 0 days without injury"

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"kcehc seye teg siht daer nac uoy fi"

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"In: Futurama!"

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"Thï§ ƒØnT or th¦s öѳ ?"

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It`s Not Just for Breakfast Anymore!