"Good News Everyone!" New Slogan Thread V.3

[Reply #600 on:]

"It can't kill you! well, it can actually"
WOO! TOTPW
 
(TOTPwink

[Reply #601 on:]

"With 10% more love than other leading brands"

[Reply #602 on:]

" you kill it we grill then we cook it all before 10 AM"

[Reply #603 on:]

"Now 24.8% betterer"

[Reply #604 on:]

"Now with english!"

[Reply #605 on:]

"Harder, better, faster, stronger."

[Reply #606 on:]

" the 6 million dollar cartoon"

[Reply #607 on:]

"Like 'Friends' but not like 'Friends'!"

[Reply #608 on:]

"Not for general use"

[Reply #609 on:]

"Bringing you entertainment since before the flintstones!"

[Reply #610 on:]

"Now in 6 dimensions!"

[Reply #611 on:]

"Made from recycled pic snouts"

[Reply #612 on:]

"Warning: contains stupidity"

[Reply #613 on:]

"Fry's hair styled by a blind chimp"

[Reply #614 on:]

"With bitter beer"

@FuturamaPac: You are in serious trouble. You DO NOT OWN the word "stupidity". Only Xanfor and I own it. You have not asked permission to use it.

I will see you in court

[Reply #615 on:]

Aw, no fair, I don't have a lawyer.
damn the laws of s*u*id*ty, now i'm boned.

"Warning: contains err... idiots?"
Please don't send me to the omicronians
 

[Reply #616 on:]

Trust me FuturamaPac, it will be worse than being sent to the omicronians.
I don't suppose you've heard of the PEELer 'Ear-Face' ? well she used the word *you know what* once or twice. She was really nice... until she disappeared... muah ha ha!!!

[Reply #617 on:]

I've decided to cancel the court meeting, and give you 1 punishment:

You are on my hitlist. You're on standby. Use it again, BANG

"Now with colour"

[Reply #618 on:]

EPISODE NOT LABELED FOR INDIVIDUAL VIEWING

[Reply #619 on:]

" its a kick in a pouch....sorry kangaroos"

[Reply #620 on:]

Any rebroadcast, re-transmission, or other use of the pictures, descriptions, or accounts of this episode, without the express written consent of Major League Blernsball, is prohibited.

[Reply #621 on:]

"You are not dreaming.  Stop trying to wake up."

[Reply #622 on:]

"If any swelling occurs, contact a doctor immediately."

[Reply #623 on:]

" what do you mean im funny, do i look funny to you?"

[Reply #624 on:]

"May enlarge prostate"

[Reply #625 on:]

"known to cause accidently exhaled smoke"

[Reply #626 on:]

"Not to be used as an ice cream flavour"

[Reply #627 on:]

"With added murder"

[Reply #628 on:]

"So great you can taste it!"

[Reply #629 on:]

 

ARGH! smiley explosion!

[Reply #630 on:]

"Smell-o-vision compliant"

[Reply #631 on:]

" Smile!  "

[Reply #632 on:]

"Prices guaranteed"

[Reply #633 on:]

"4% more efficient"

[Reply #634 on:]

"Now an artificial sweetner!"

[Reply #635 on:]

"Rated a'rr"

[Reply #636 on:]

"9, 10, a big fat hen!"

[Reply #637 on:]

" may cause some side affects like dry mouth, stomach pain, rape, etc"

[Reply #638 on:]

"Good new everyone!"

[Reply #639 on:]

"A Cancelled Cash Cow"