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HookerBot 5000

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« on: 09-03-2006 16:47 »

Pardon my ignorance, but in 'Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love', there is a reference to a 'Kegelsizer', which, according to David X. Cohen, is one of the subtlest and rudest jokes on Futurama...

...and I dont get it, being a naive 17 year old and all...*is embarrassed*

so could someone explain what it is, PM if neccessary-i used the search feature, but nothin came up...little help?

On a different note, I think one of my favourite risque jokes has to be in War Is The H-Word-'Balls Thoroughly Licked'.

Haha!  big grin
soylentOrange

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« Reply #1 on: 09-03-2006 17:16 »

 
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...and I dont get it, being a naive 17 year old and all...*is embarrassed*

I don't get it either, and I'm a naive 20 year old  wink
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #2 on: 09-03-2006 17:29 »

Haha phew! I feel slightly better now haha!...I was a bit apprehensive at posting my first topic here as well....but now I have, I feel better now too  big grin

So its all good  big grin
Dave B

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« Reply #3 on: 09-03-2006 17:30 »

 
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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
 I don't get it either, and I'm a naive 20 year old   wink

Me too, being a naive 18 year old and all  big grin
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #4 on: 09-03-2006 17:33 »

Haha...hmmm...wow...does anyone know?! :P

Bless our lil cotton socks!

or shoes...whatever anyones wearing at the moment:P
mookie427

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« Reply #5 on: 09-03-2006 17:34 »

 
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Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:

On a different note, I think one of my favourite risque jokes has to be in War Is The H-Word-'Balls Thoroughly Licked'.

Haha!   big grin

No no no! My favourite is in Amazon Women in the Mood:

Zapp- "What are you, gay?"

how did they get away with that!

tyraniak

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« Reply #6 on: 09-03-2006 17:37 »

I had to look it up on Wikipedia, and yes it is very dirty, enjoy
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exerciser
germanfryfan

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« Reply #7 on: 09-03-2006 17:39 »

You really want to know?

In short:
Kegel was a gynecologist he invented the Kegel excercises. These excercises are that you train parts of the pelvic muscles which helps for better control of the bladder, a more painless birth and also a better sex experience.

In long: read Wiki on that
HookerBot 5000

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« Reply #8 on: 09-03-2006 17:40 »

'Yes, Yes'

'Perhaps some hard spanking is in order?'

*punch to arse*

'TOO HARD'

HAHA, that bit is hilarious


Eee tyraniak and germanfryfan! Thats ruuude!HAHA

thankyou though!

'they can be wiped clean with a soft cloth and soap'

:|

oh dear...

but thankyou for clearing that up  big grin
Dave B

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« Reply #9 on: 09-03-2006 18:37 »

 
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Originally posted by tyraniak:
I had to look it up on Wikipedia, and yes it is very dirty, enjoy
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exerciser

Very saucy! lol  flirt where abouts does it say this term within the episode Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love, Hookerbot?
Tastes Like Fry

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« Reply #10 on: 09-03-2006 23:29 »

I was a naive 19 year old ><
Yeah, where does it say this? I don't watch WMIBACIL that often.
*woopwoopwoopwoop*
Nixorbo

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« Reply #11 on: 09-04-2006 01:18 »

Google is your friends
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