Originally posted by SexyLeela:
And what about...:
Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"
Leela: "Fry, we have a crate to deliver."
Fry: "Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it."
Bender: "Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."
Leela: "Ok, if everyone's finished being stupid..."
Fry: "I had more! But you go ahead."
Amy: "Aye aye captain! I mean...only one eye. I mean...yes sir! Um...ma'am."
Bender: "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."
LOL ohh why didn't I think of that first one with Zoidberg and Fry that is welll funny lol! hmmmm what about this one then:
Zoidberg: Its all soo complicated with the love.. and the romance and the lies upon lies!
Fry: Don't worry the love meister will take you under his wing...!
Zoidberg: What now theres a bird involved....
And how about this:
Hermes: So did anyone spend the night together...
Amy and Fry: Yeah, sort of
Amy: Well we were on Mars, and one thing lead to another....
Fry: and it lead there again when we got home
Fry and Amy: huhuhuhauhahu
And here's another:
Man: This is the worst part.... the calm before the battle...
Fry: And then the battles not so bad..?
Man: Wait I forgot about the battle!... uuuhhhhhh...
LOL Futurama Rules! Its got soooo many funny quotes like these, utterly hillarious!!!