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JDB

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« on: 10-04-2004 04:18 »

If anyone has seen 'whose line is it anyway' you'll be familiar with the hoedowns. Try to make a futurama hoedown. You can make it funny or serious but keep it in tune to the original music.
This is my first time here and I know it's stupid but have a go anyway!
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
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« Reply #1 on: 10-04-2004 05:16 »

Lucky I caught the end of one last night, so I can kinda remember how the tune goes.

I went to New New York
I had a box to send
Planet Express, they said would work
I believed them to no end!
But Bender took my package and
kept it for himself!
That dirty, rotten scoundrel
took my Neptun'ian elf!

Yeah, it kinda sucks, but I've had an uber long day.  You ought to make this into a game ... post a specific scenario to hoedown about, and after 24 hours you pick the best one, and that person gets to come up with the next situation. 
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #2 on: 10-04-2004 05:48 »

I doubt this thread will last long, but I watch Whose Line all the time, so I might as well have a go.  smile

I saw a sewer mutant just the other night,
When I first encountered him, he gave me quite a fright.
He moved really fast & he had a giant head.
So after we were finished, I kicked him out the bed.

Great, my first hoe-down line & I've already resorted to something disgusting.  tongue
Bender-is-Great

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 10-04-2004 10:24 »

Man, I'd love to contribute, but I'm afraid Colin Mochrie's hoedowns have me beat.  (You know the ones where he can't think of anything so he either faints or just sings 'la la la'  big grin)  Great hoedowns people!
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #4 on: 10-04-2004 11:13 »
« Last Edit on: 10-04-2004 11:13 »

I watch the show in CompSci,
It's really quite a blast.
Burning it to my laptop
Keeps me awake in class.
In fact as I write this,
I'm supposed to be studying lists.
So I'd better log off now,
Or the prof'll be freakin' pissed.

Alright, I was actually doing trees, but I couldn't come up with a good rhyme.
winna

Avatar Czar
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« Reply #5 on: 10-04-2004 12:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Beamer:
I doubt this thread will last long, but I watch Whose Line all the time, so I might as well have a go.   smile

I saw a sewer mutant just the other night,
When I first encountered him, he gave me quite a fright.
He moved really fast & he had a giant head.
So after we were finished, I kicked him out the bed.

Great, my first hoe-down line & I've already resorted to something disgusting.   tongue

Why does everyone have to say something about threads not lasting?  Just live in the moment for once people.

Also Beamer, nice hoedown, and the other ones are rad too  wink
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 10-05-2004 02:44 »

Cool Hoedowns! I tried to make up one too but it's crappy and I couldn't think of the last 2 lines.

'Zoidberg is a loser, he is very poor,
When he smells anchovies he just wants some more...'

If anyone wants to think of an ending your welcome to. Make it funny!
Sivak

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #7 on: 10-05-2004 02:56 »

 
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Originally posted by JDB:
Cool Hoedowns! I tried to make up one too but it's crappy and I couldn't think of the last 2 lines.

'Zoidberg is a loser, he is very poor,
When he smells anchovies he just wants some more...'

If anyone wants to think of an ending your welcome to. Make it funny!

He's poor at doing standup
And also a bad doctor
He's often shunned in public
But who would love a lobster?

Well, I tried...    hmpf

Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #8 on: 10-05-2004 03:05 »

I recently enrolled in a course at Mars U.
I thought an education would improve my I.Q.
But on my very first lesson, I was late for class.
I was then expelled, and the Jock-bots kicked my ass.
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #9 on: 10-05-2004 03:15 »

Cool ending Sivak! I like it!!
chay´s head

Space Pope
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« Reply #10 on: 10-05-2004 08:53 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2004 08:53 »

my friends are often telling me, that futuramas dead
i just stare right back at them, and say "Not in my head!"
and then i go to the store and i buy some tar
i stick it inside my ears and shout "LA LA LA LA LA!"

EDIT: needed an extra "LA"
kiffan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 10-05-2004 12:15 »

I realy like bender
he's my favorite guy.
exept when he goes and
pokes me in the eye.
I'm as bad at this
as Colin Mochrie.
dum dum dum...
deedeedeedeedee!

And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. --Groucho Marx.
feralHuman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #12 on: 10-05-2004 12:35 »

Meet the red head idiot, once called a potted plant.
His delta waves are missing, coz he got in grandma's pants.

Fearless starship captain, one cantalope sized eye.
Faulty depth perception, break that big screen in the sky.

There is a lazy robot, quite ironic none the less.
Silence all his critics with, 'Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!'

The senile crackpot madman, doomsday weapons to his name.
He'd answer quite insanely, 'They're for catching fish and game.'

Lobster man from outer space, he claims he is a doctor.
To fix that broken dorsal fin, go check your local dumpster.

Chinese girl from half of Mars, with Buggalo and more.
Simply tell her parents that, a grandchild you ensure.

He's the limbo accountant, grants severely reduced pay.
The one thing he loves more, relax the Jamaican way.
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 10-06-2004 03:12 »
« Last Edit on: 10-13-2004 00:00 »

Here's another one:
Leela is a mutant, she only has one eye,
But that doesn't seem to matter to Philip J Fry,
But when she's fighting she is a limber lass,
But don't even get her mad or she'll kick your Ass!

Can someone do a Zapp and kif one? I can't think of anything fuuny.
Okay I'm going to start a Hoedown but only one line and then someone else can do one line then the person after that does one line and so on.
Here goes:
Zapp Brannigan's a captain, he isn't very smart,

Anybody can think up the next line...
laroquettespine

Bending Unit
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« Reply #14 on: 11-03-2004 23:21 »

 
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Zapp Brannigan's a captain, he isn't very smart,
His record with the ladies...is low, right off the charts,
Somehow he keeps his image positive and lookin' spiff,
Thanks to the efforts of his best friend and Lieutenant, Kif.
Nerd-o-rama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #15 on: 11-04-2004 00:11 »

Aww...I missed this thread.

Fry's in love with Leela,
She doesn't like him back.
Half the time he makes a move
She gives him a smack.

This situation's familiar:
It reminds me of high school.
Fry and I both can't deny
That we are freakin' tools.
Futurama Nerd

Professor
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« Reply #16 on: 11-04-2004 00:20 »

Nice one N-o-r.
I couldn't made up a hoedown even if I tried. Song parodies maybe, hoedowns no.
Btb

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 11-05-2004 21:05 »

kif is zapp's slave,
who tries to keep zapp to behave.
He scrubs under his arms,
ignoring his charms,
and as zapp tries to score,
its always a bore,
until he gets slapped in the face.
hobobob

Poppler
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« Reply #18 on: 11-07-2004 12:09 »

The other day i went
to Omicron perci 8
and it was kinda late
and at the gate
i was arrested
and taken to the king
i didnt sing
i did mourn
because they took my horn!
oh eidee eidee eidee eidee eidee eiddee eideee ayeeee!
JDB

Professor
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« Reply #19 on: 11-07-2004 17:08 »

Funny Irish drinking song hobobob!
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