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Title: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 09-16-2003 08:58
OK, this morning I had the wierdest dream I've had in a while.  My brother is in the car with me, and we're wanted because we're "Bulletholes."  In my dream bulletholes was slang for drug dealer.  I have no idea why we were drug dealers but we were.  We're on the run, when all the cops on the road get distracted by an explosion at the airport behind us. 

We make a break for it, and the next thing we know, There's this crazy looking guy walking behind us.  We get up to a building surrounded by a chin link fence, there's the sherrif, and he has his head.  Through the chain-link fence.  He says to us.

"We have the mad bomber's name.  His name is Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob..."

He keeps saying bob until the mad bomber (Bob) comes from behind him and snaps his neck through the chain-link fence.  I jump the fence and killed the killer (It was very bloody).  The last thing I remember thinking in the dream was why he kept repeating the killers name.  Then I woke up to my alarm clock.

"bob bo bob bob"

I turn over the rest of the post to stories about alarm clocks, possibly dreams too.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: aslate on 09-16-2003 09:09
My alarm clock never wakes me up, never...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: phoenixie on 09-16-2003 09:23
my alarm clock is across the room so that i have to get up to turn it off. when the clock was next to the bed, i'd just slap at it half asleep still and break it and go back to sleep.


Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cube_166 on 09-16-2003 09:33
I have developed a method of getting up, walking across the room, turning off my alarm clock and getting back into bed without waking up.
Don't laugh. it's not funny if i can never get up on time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bend-err on 09-16-2003 09:47
I use my computer to wake me up, music very loud wakes everyone up  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 09-16-2003 09:48
I have a cat Alarm. It meows to wake me up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: newhook_1 on 09-16-2003 10:14
Speaking of cats. Mine come in my room and for some reason wakes me at 6 almost every morning..... A full two hours before I need to get up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FilthyCrab on 09-16-2003 10:21
Sounds like Pitt was dreaming about sex.

I hate alarm clocks, they keepo me from sleeping.  Even worse for me is the fact that my kids wake me up before my alarm clock can (friggin' morning people).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Killerfox on 09-16-2003 10:22
lol get snooze alarms they ring each 7 minutes so you have to swich it off not just tap

works for me  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FilthyCrab on 09-16-2003 10:23
I wonder if I can tap my kids and they'll give me an extra 7 minutes before they wake me up again.  Hmmm...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: kip on 09-16-2003 10:30
My alarm or something else always wakes me up just as im at the apex of my dreams it sucks.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Killerfox on 09-16-2003 11:12
that usually happens when you are getting to the most exiting spot beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!!!

it just sucks  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Otis P Jivefunk on 09-16-2003 11:32
I don't even have an alarm clock, well not one that works anyway...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 09-16-2003 11:46
I know we had a wierd dream thread (http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/12-000053/), but as it is nearing its twentieth page I've decided to start posting in a cheap floozie thread on the side.

I had a dream last week that Clark was still alive.  Needless to say, when I woke up I needed two Zolofts.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 09-16-2003 12:06
My alarm clock is also a CD player, I can wake up to a certain track. "Under Pressure" by Queen is currently playing every morning to wake me up  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 09-16-2003 12:11
There's a new duvet cover thing that's going to replace shitty alarm clocks, it's full of light emitting stuff (I'm not sure how it works exactly) but all your bed covers gradually light up and wake you up slowly and peacefully.
It's water proof (for washin') and you can set it to wake you up (obviously).

I saw it on British TV a few months ago, on an inventions show, so it could be out soon.  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bobby King on 09-16-2003 12:14
 
Quote
Originally posted by Impossible:
My alarm clock is also a CD player, I can wake up to a certain track. "Under Pressure" by Queen is currently playing every morning to wake me up   :)

i got one of those too, i remember dreaming off me and my girlfreinds wedding when my bestman start singing one of our songs named "It Dosent Matter", when i woke up with my CD player playing up that song, i hope it wasent a sign, becuse it is in 11 days
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 09-16-2003 12:15
My mom has a clock like that.  Unfortunately she wakes up to Nsync or Backstreet Boys or some crap like that.  When she first got the clock, she mis-set it, and it managed to irritate me awake from half a house away.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wolverine on 09-16-2003 19:12
I am usually confused when the alarm clock goes off. Once i took the light bulb out of my lamp (right next to my bed), put it in my closet and broke some part of the lamp itself, for some reason...i thought that the lamp was making the noise and i wanted to stop it.

And sometimes i try to answer my alarm clock. (maybe because my alarm clock is a Nokia cellphone)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 09-16-2003 19:14
I get confused when my alarm goes off in the middle of a dream. I have no idea if I was just dreaming or not...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SuperFry on 09-16-2003 19:18
I know one time on a Saturday morning my alarm clock woke me up at 6:00 am because I forgot to turn it off, but I just saved the world and all the hottest            s in the wotld were drawing closer to me but my alarm clock woke me up. Amazingly I continued the dream when I fell asleep again, but it would be inapropriate to mention the last part.
Also my alarm clock could wake up half the neigborhood with full volume so I keep it at about two tenths of the volume.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 09-16-2003 19:33
unless i'm really tired, i always seem to wake up about 10 minutes to half an hour before my alarm clock goes off...and probably my best dream I ever had in the world was cut off due to the sun waking me up...that really pissed me off.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Joey Mousepad on 09-16-2003 19:44
I know I already posted this, But my brother had to go and post in the thread b4 anyone could see it.

Ok.
First I dreampt I was biking home real fast and didnt turn and hit a curb then flew 5o ft in the air,hit a statue and for some reason landed in a house thing. There was no light then i found a door,to another room,then another. there was a lock on it.There was a fire,and it was hot. For some reason i spat at it and got shocked  I thought i was oging to die. then my friends pulled me out some how. Then we were biking home and this lady looked at us then a cop pulled us over and arrested us, saying we were drunk  then he payed himself off and i woke up.  (GODDAMN AUTOLOGIN! This is NibblerJr. I HATE THAT AUTOLOGIN SOMETIMES!)


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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: El Zilcho on 09-16-2003 20:05
 
Quote
Originally posted by Cube_166:
I have developed a method of getting up, walking across the room, turning off my alarm clock and getting back into bed without waking up.
Don't laugh. it's not funny if i can never get up on time.
Solidarity, brother!

The same thing happens to me, so I have to have a system of 2 alarm clocks. Let's say I have to get up at 6:30. I set one alarm, a really loud one, right next to my head to go off at 6:20. The second one is set for 6:25, it's quieter and across the room, so it's more of a gentle reminder of "You just woke up five minutes ago, now get out of bed."

Oddly enough, I've gotten so used to it, I just wake up at 6:30 and realize I've already turned my alarms off. I guess my brain goes "just five more minutes, I promise" every morning.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: kip on 09-16-2003 20:13
the worst thing you can do is think you are smarter than time and set your clocks forward by 10 minutes... boy does that fsck you up. and eventually you get used to the fact that you still have 10 minutes before real time catches up.... and even when you look at the real time... you think you have 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: bankrupt on 09-16-2003 20:44
I employ both tricks, setting the time ahead 10 minutes and putting the alarm clock across the room.  Like Kip said, you adapt to the time being set ahead pretty quickly.  I get up, walk across the room and hit the snooze button.  The only things that save me are the annoyingly loud alarm I can't ignore and the discipline to only hit the snooze once.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheMadCapper on 09-16-2003 20:49
I once made a "cage" with erector set type stings, and put the alarm clock in it. I had to wake up sufficiently to take it apart to deactivate the alarm clock sitting in it.

Then I realized the smart answer was to get a little more sleep.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cube_166 on 09-17-2003 00:39
I tried doing that, however i managed to condition myself to taking apart the cage turning of the alarm and getting back into bed without waking up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Tweek on 09-17-2003 00:53
I use the alarm on my radio which is the other side of the room so when it goes off I have to get up... I rarely set it unless I HAVE to get up though.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Asylum-Fry on 09-17-2003 01:03
I used to have a hellishly annoying alarm clock. One time, my mom set the bird call wake-up-sound up really high, so I woke up to really loud bird calls and got really scared.

Nobody has ever found that alarm clock...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 09-20-2003 16:24
*bump*

I had a dream that I spent years tracking down a tape of Amy getting naked (even though I'm more of a Leela fan)and when I put the tape in, the alarm woke me up
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 09-21-2003 07:41
I have wierd dreams all the time....I usually remember them and write them down if I wanna go through them later when I'm more awake....I just wish there was a way of recording dreams as you have them so you could watch them later like on tv or something....
Come on technology catch up damn you....!

And if it's any consolation, for you people who get woken up by alarm clocks just as your dream is reaching the "climax" (heh-heh) aparently your most vivid/detailed dreams occur in the hour before you wake up, after say 6-7 hours of sleep....So set your alarms for an hour later and you'll be fine....*guaranteed*

*not a guarantee
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Archie2K on 09-21-2003 08:27
Yeah, my alarm clock always wakes me up when my dreams reach their interesting point, then once I have a shower and become alert I forget what it was about in the first place, thus my rare postings in the Dream threads.

My alarm clock is set across the room and is hellishly loud. I however can hit snooze and fall instantly back to sleep for the next 9 minutes indefinately. It feels like I just slept the whole time. Although this might have something to do with my hellishly early morning starts.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 09-21-2003 08:32
In the past I've put my hellishly loud alarm clock in a locked briefcase.  In order to shut it up I had to work out how to enter the combination, which takes more power than my sleeping brain can come up with.  Once my brain comes up to a high enough power output to figure that puzzle out it usually will catch.

Haven't had to do that yet this semester, but it's probably coming.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Melllvar on 09-21-2003 09:28
My mobile phone is my alarm, and is hellishly loud.

Last night/this morning's dream involved some bizarre gameshow (specifics I cannot remember), I was only watching a preliminary round, so I never got to see who made it to the final.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 09-28-2003 03:21
I had a dream about a ghost train last night and it was pretty scary and eerie. Its not the first time I've dreamt about one either. I had a dream that involved one about a week ago too. And normal trains and different kinds of transport kept popping up in my dreams for a while too. Now its mostly trains. Normal and ghost  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: moonbus69 on 09-28-2003 03:58
Did any of the trains enter any tunnels (heehee)?

Me bad...

Scariest dream ever was when a black panther got loose from a travelling circus, and was then inside my house. Just when I dreamed it was pouncing on me, an LP hanging above the bed fell on my head. Yikes!  :(

Best dream ever was that I was Sean Connery (as Bond), and there was a female double agent, and.... you can likely guess the rest.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Lucas on 09-28-2003 04:39
 
Quote
Originally posted by Cube_166:
I have developed a method of getting up, walking across the room, turning off my alarm clock and getting back into bed without waking up.

Same here. It's amazing.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: MuscaDomestica on 09-28-2003 05:45
I don't need an alarm clock. When ever I set it 90% of the time I wake up a couple minutes before it goes off. The strange thing is I have no concept of time when I am awake...

The other 10 percent I usually wake up 1 hour past the time it goes off with the clock  mysteriously turned off.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 09-28-2003 13:37
I had a dream about PEEL!!!! I remember Speli telling Cube that he'd rape him!!!!!! Now THAT'S comedy.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Nixorbo on 09-28-2003 20:26
Are you sure that was a dream?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 09-28-2003 21:26
I had a crAzy dream that I turned into a giant mutant Nibblonian via Farnsworth,and met Giant Bender and Zoidberg. Then I died. :/ :/ :/ :/
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Asylum-Fry on 09-28-2003 21:31
Last night I had the most horribly vivid dream. I went to school without my homework (the actual homework was two essays, which I remembered in my dream), but called my mom and asked her to print them out and bring them to my school for me.

How did I remember in my dream that I hadn't printed them out? And I could tell her even what the title I saved them as were! It was so fucking creepy after I woke up.

*shudders*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 09-29-2003 09:35
I had a dream that someone on PEEL died and never knew who that person was. :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SamuelXDiamond on 09-29-2003 09:47
I dreamed of a PEELer last night too. I had invited StuartB to my New Year's Eve party, but nobody else came, so I wandered off to some other party, leaving Stoo behind  :D.

Sorry Stooie.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 09-29-2003 11:08
OK, I was strapping all my stuff to a motercycle in order to get across the country with it all.  The wierd thing was, in my dream this was not the first time I've done this.  When I woke up I had to remind myself that no, I never once crossed America on a motorcycle.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ozor Mox on 09-30-2003 13:02
I have had no less than 3 dreams in the last 5 or 6 days involving driving. First time I got flashed by a speed camera doing 90 on a motorway. Second time I got flashed by a speed camera for doing 31mph in a 30mph zone. Last night was a random mix of a dream involving me driving two of my friends somewhere very far away and the fog being so bad I couldn't see anything and I had to use the fog lights. I could hardly see anything out any of the windows because they were so misted up. I don't know what my brain is trying to tell me!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Anarchist on 09-30-2003 14:08
I use my computer as my alarm. I have it set to start playing my "wake up" playlist whenever I'm supposed to wake up. It starts with a demonic voice screaming "WAKE UP!!!" unbelievably loud (which I've recorded and edited myself), and after that it starts playing loud rock music. It tends to scare the hell out of me, but thus far, it has proven more or less effective.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: The Names Nick on 10-04-2003 19:28
Last night I had a kinda creepy dream. I was at this appartment complext or maybe it was a hotel. It seemed as if this was all taking place in the everglades of south Florida. I can't remember the but a few details about what happens in the dream. There may have even been a few peelers in the dream, but I can only remember two key events that took place in the dream. The first being some guy suffered a mental/emotional collapse. He then went to the secret weapon lab located under the hotel, and decided to break open a vile of the most leelthal viral/chemical agent known. I watched as he started to remove the weapon from where it was being stored. As I watched even though I could not see his face or anything(he had a zuit suit on) it seemed as if I knew what he was going to do. I started to run away from the hotel as fast as I could. As I ran out into the swamp lands which, were so beautiful that one having never seen the lands before would have probably stopped for a second to admire their  beauty. As I ran deep into the wet lands I soon came to a dock, and the only other thing I remember is a huge storm. The lightning in the storm seemed so real, and the wind in the storm also seemed quite real even for a dream. I remember hearing what I thought were the faint sounds of screams coming from the hotel. After the screams I could hear nothing but the sound of the storm. I forget what happens after this part of the dream.

I think this dream was a warning of some kind. I am still can't get over how real some parts of it seemed.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 10-04-2003 21:21
I dreamed I was trying to stay awake in class and I fell and hit my head and I woke up only to realize that I couldn't move!!! Scariness.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-05-2003 02:20
I had a very odd dream and remember only part of it.
There was some black guy who rang at another guy's house. Tupac Shakur opened the door and the guy asked if he had some [can't remember what exactly, maybe money, maybe drugs]. Tupac said no, but saw something in the black guy. He would make him his apprentice and I was thinking "OMG this is just like in that movie Scarface".
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 10-05-2003 02:41
I get up to my stereo, it gets really loud, so I get really awake.  I also love dreams, and nightmares for that mattter... I wish I had them more often...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 10-05-2003 03:20
My dreams recently have all got a sort of ghostly/haunted theme to them. Where by there's either a haunted house or building in them, or there's a ghost in it somehwhere. There was a haunted building in my dream last night, and about a week ago there was a ghost train. Ghost trains have popped up twice now.

I think I saw a ghost in my dream last night, and when I saw it in my dream, something in my room made a noise, and I dont know what it was. This physically scared me and I ended up curling up in a ball under my covers for a while  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 10-05-2003 08:02
Last night i had a dream where I was playing paintball with 5 other guys,and I was cleaning my gun in a trench,and after a while there was no shooting,and we went to look for the other players but we couldn't find them,and it was really freaky cause where we play paintball is right next to 2 big woods on a dirtbike track,and then 1 of my friends just disapeared,so the other one and me went to the house that we go to to play,then go back in the woods,and when we went there,we rung the doorbell and there was no answer,but the door was cracked open,so we went inside,things looked like someone was in a hurry to get out,and there was no one there. then we heard a noise in the kitchen,and we called my friends dad to pick us up,but there was no answer. then we just walked up the street,and we saw a bunch of bodies on fire,and a ton of aliens. We shot at them,but they wouldnt die,and then we just disapeared. I woke up terrified.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 10-05-2003 08:11
Night terrors suck....I've had 2 this year already....never had them before now, must be all those un-resolved problems in my life.... :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SQFreak on 10-05-2003 08:16
I can't remember most of my dream last night, but I do remember that I was standing under a bridge near a traffic light at the intersection of some street and Kryten Street. I asked my friend to take a picture of the sign for Kryten Street while cursing myself for leaving my camera on top of the stereo cabinet (where it actually is), but he didn't have enough exposures left to be bothered with taking a picture of a street sign.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 10-05-2003 08:22
yesterday i woke up but didnt get up for about an hour. then at 3 pm i just wanted to lay in my bed but i fell asleep. i think i had few dreams and few half-dreams (i slept until 7 pm). i remember that i was turning from one side to other side on my bed, so i didnt sleep all the time. i dont sleep at the day time, unless i'm sick, so it was weird. half-dreams usually happen to me when i think about certain stuff or i'm worried/excited/obsessed  about/with something.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: feanix on 10-05-2003 08:44
When i was little i would have a dream where i was being chased by a dog into the back seat of a car and the dog would climb in through the window and thats when i'd wake up. It was a recurring dream and it was a different breed of dog everytime that had me scared.

I always incorporate my alarm into my dream and never wake up at it anyway, i wake up when the doorbell rings for me to be picked up to go to uni
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-10-2003 06:56
In the old dream thread, I was talking about taking melatonin or 5-HTP to help remember my dreams.  Well I went to some hippie store where they recommended P-5-P, which is just coenzyme B6, and doesn't have all the other effects, like putting you to sleep.  Well finally, last night, or rather, early this morning, the first hints of success.  I remember one.  To get it, you got to understand that right now I'm back visiting the town I grew up in, 3000 miles from where I live now.

So in the dream, I had to go the dentist.  When I got there, it was the dentist I had as a kid, long ago, and I was an hour late for my 3:00 appointment.  The secretary said the dentist had gone home, but she'd see if she could get him to come back.  So I went outside to wait.  I wandered next door, and there was a garden.  I thought, "I don't remember this being here."  There was a plaque at the entrance to the garden that said something about Georgia, and the garden itself was a gravel path winding among gigantic hydrangeas, like four times normal size, with flower bunches the size of beach balls. 
  I strolled down into the garden, but then I heard someone approaching on the street.  I went back up to the street, and I thought, "oh no, a mugger."  The prospect actually didn't frighten me, but I was anticipating a fight.  So the approaching figure started to run towards me, and we started to fight, then I realized it was Frenchy, one of my friends from California, 3000 miles away.  So I asked him what he was doing there, and I don't remember his answer.  Then I was awakened, rudely, at 6:15 AM.

Edit: I should have mentioned that when I went outside in the dream, it was, as I have said, 4 PM, but it was pitch dark for no adequately explored reason.  Anyway, not a very exciting dream, but at least I remember it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-10-2003 07:10
I hate sleeping in a bath of my own sweat. I don't know how or why, but I sweat way too much when I sleep, and wake up feeling not feeling well because I'm dehydrated. Sucks.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Grim on 10-10-2003 20:28
I generally dont dream, or if I do I dont remember them at all, sleep for me is like a lapse in time.

But a few months back I dreamt that I was smoking a shit load of cigarettes and when I woke up I had a dire craving for a smoke, it took me a few minutes to realise I dont smoke.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 10-11-2003 09:55
I had a dream last night where I was crying and I felt it like it was really happening....like I could feel the emotion....I haven't really cried in years, and I think this is the first time I've felt it in a dream....

When I woke up I felt sort of relieved....anybody else had that happen....? The crying part not the relief part.... :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 10-11-2003 13:51
i never had dream about PEEL.
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i had a great dream this night. it was about the thing i want more than anything now. i'm going on a street and i see him with his friends. i know it's him even though i never met him in person. we walk togther holding hands and i still remember the feeling. other part of the dream was kind of unreal and i don't really remember that, but the thing is that this dream shows exactly the feelings i have for him. no heavy making out - being just together and feel that you have someone is enough for me. and holding hands was enough for me to feel like it was the most happiest day of my life. *sigh*


i know i will regret posting this^ tomorrow. heh.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 10-11-2003 13:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by Gleno:
I had a dream last night where I was crying and I felt it like it was really happening....like I could feel the emotion....when I woke up I felt sort of relieved....anybody else had that happen....? The crying part not the relief part....  :hmpf:


Yeah I've definately had dreams where I've woken up with tears in my eyes before. Its usually connected to a pretty distressing dream or experience within it. It doesn't happen very often luckily. But when it does, I usually dont feel so good emotionally for the rest of the day because of it. I usually cant remember what happend in the dream to make me cry either  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Joey Mousepad on 10-11-2003 16:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by Margarita:
i never had dream about PEEL.
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i had a great dream this night. it was about the thing i want more than anything now. i'm going on a street and i see him with his friends. i know it's him even though i never met him in person. we walk togther holding hands and i still remember the feeling. other part of the dream was kind of unreal and i don't really remember that, but the thing is that this dream shows exactly the feelings i have for him. no heavy making out - being just together and feel that you have someone is enough for me. and holding hands was enough for me to feel like it was the most happiest day of my life. *sigh*


i know i will regret posting this^ tomorrow. heh.


Is this Person SuperFry?  :laff:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 10-11-2003 18:08
you should think hard before posting something lame like that next time.
to make it clear: no and you're lame.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jeremy on 10-12-2003 02:04
Lucky bastard-ette.  :p I always dream about my teeth falling out. :| I'd rather dream about Russian women and jelly beans.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrJerkberg on 10-12-2003 02:19
Has anyone else ever had that dream where you're standing on this aztec temple thing, surrounded by 1000 naked women throwing little pickles at you?
Or is it just me?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M. Proctor on 10-12-2003 03:08
Sometimes I dream that I try to breathe under water. I dreamt that not a long time ago. It was quite creepy, because I thought I couldn't breathe... luckily I woke up.
I also dreamt that I died once. It wasn't really a nightmare, and I woke up after I was dead. Yeah.
My room is also pretty close to the toilet and the bathroom, so whenever someone showers or flush the toilet, I think that there's a crowd cheering. Silly.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 10-12-2003 03:10
I had a weird dream last night. It was set in our school, but it was also a boarding school as well. I remember that me and a bunch of friends had some magical powers and mine was that I could make anything appear in front of me.

Mmm. Prehaps I've been watching Charmed too much  :p For my psychology homework I have to keep a dream diary  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 10-12-2003 03:15
I had a few dreams last night, but one of them was freaky and I ended up physically scaring myself awake...again. Its not the first time this has happened, and within a fairly short space of time too  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SamuelXDiamond on 10-12-2003 06:13
Jeez, that's bad GM  :(. Punish your brain for scaring you by slamming it in a car door  :laff:

I was woken up by bleeding loud barking dogs this morning. But they weren't real dogs. I set my laptop to wake me up with loud music, so the first thing I heard this morning is Jane's Addiction's Been Caught Stealing. Not the easiest start to the day. I was woken with such a start that I wrenched my arm pretty damned badly.  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 10-20-2003 09:49
I had a dream where I was walking down the street.  I happened to look behind me and there was the Christian devil.

me: Yah!  What are you doing here The Devil?
The Devil: Going to 7-11.  What are you doing here.
me: Going to the post office.
The Devil: . . .
me: . . .
me: Aren't you supposed to try to tempt me with shit or something?
The Devil: Nah, I finally learned that unless people offer they essentially never take my deal.  I'm sick of wasting my time. 
The Devil: So, you selling?
me: No.
The Devil: Pitty.  Hey, you got a light?
me: Heh heh.  The Devil has no source of ignition?
The Devil: YEAH WELL . . . .
me: Can't you make some damned soul's hair catch on fire and use that to light your cigarette?
The Devil: Does it look like I have any damned souls with me?!
me: Ah.  Makes sense.  Well sorry, I don't smoke.
The Devil: Pitty.  Well, have a nice day.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 10-20-2003 09:58
 
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The Devil: . . .
me: . . .

that's one of the funniest dreams i ever read!  :laff:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Lt. Kroker on 10-20-2003 11:17
That dream is awesome. Mine are never that realistic. If I remember them, which I rarely do, they really make no sense at all, and I usually forget them within an hour or so. I remember vaguely that a dream I had last night involved ...giant squirrels.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 10-20-2003 11:22
I had a dream that Afghanistan and Iraq had declared war on the UK. I was in school at the time, and so me and my friends ran down to the H.E room to grab baking trays and stuff them up our tops to act as bulletproof vests. We hid in a locker area near our history rooms and ate food. I got a radio out and switched it on and Don't You (Forget About Me) was playing and I started singing while the Iraq army invaided and shot loads of people. Weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 10-20-2003 11:43
I had a dream about Jeremy comeing in to my house with a kife trying to kill me. :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-20-2003 13:05
I was falling asleep in German class a couple of times and I swear I hallucinated! Or day dreamed for that matter. Anyway my mind was seriously playing tricks on me. I saw the teacher playing with multi-coloured string. And when my eyes almost fell shut, I think I saw some weird geometric and kaleidoscopic patterns, very briefly.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bend-err on 10-20-2003 13:20
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
I had a dream about Jeremy comeing in to my house with a kife trying to kill me.  :(

are you sure it was a dream and not a look into the future?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jeremy on 10-20-2003 14:01
 
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
I had a dream about Jeremy comeing in to my house with a kife trying to kill me.  :(

Kinky!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 10-21-2003 01:47
Last night I had a wierd dream, the part that sticks out most in my mind is that some woman told me I was sexy with my shirt off.  Despite the fact that she only existed in my dream, I should have gotten her number.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-23-2003 14:47
I had a weird one last night.  It actually scared me,  but in the cold light of day, it's hard to see why. 

I don't remember the beginning, but me and a bunch of people I know were running from the police or the government or something.  We fled into a building that had figured earlier in the dream, which was a big glass skyscraper, but inclined at a very steep angle, like 60 degrees.  Inside was a giant glass elevator the size of a large room.  It was night out, and we could see outside the building from in the elevator, because of all the glass.  We were in there with our car, and I think we wanted to get to the roof to escape there by airlift or something.  Anyway, we spent a bunch of time arguing in the elevator just sitting on the ground floor.  One of the people in the group turned out to be the engineer who had designed the elevator, and he was explaining about the security system, which appeared to involve barbed wire and rebar welded to the walls.  On closer inspection, there were also cracked dishes stuck to the walls, so I thought, screw the security system, and I said "someone hit the button for the roof."  Someone did, and we argued some more, before someone realized we weren't going up.  Then someone said "The power's off.  It has been the whole time."  This was the scary part, because it was accompanied by a very eerie sinking feeling, as it meant that the people chasing us now had us where they wanted us.  Then the elevator started to go down.  This was even more disturbing, and I woke up and had trouble getting back to sleep.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: phoenixie on 10-27-2003 14:11
i was looking into the mirror & one of my teeth was chipped, & uneven. I decide to try to file it, but the tooth is too brittle. it chips more, so i give up.

as i turn around i notice that it's early morning, and that i had forgotten that my kid's friend come over & never took her home.

we jump on a rust colored bullet trian, that moves slowly through buildings & homes. i take the friend home but when i return to mine i see police looking for me. i am going to be arrested for theft.

i hide poorly & am found with a metal detector made to detect humans. as im taken into jail, my dress becomes a sheet loosely wrapped around my body.

i escape the prison & get onto the rust bullet train, get off at the next stop. i find a halloween costume shop & put on a marilyn wig, & now i also have a slinky red dress & red lips.
i havent escaped yet, but havent been caught when i wake up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cube_166 on 11-08-2003 03:56
I had a dream last night about #FuturamaChat being replaced with something cheap and evil, and so everyone fled to this other chatroom, and there was much rejoicing when we got there.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-08-2003 05:10
I had a futurama related dream recently. There was this cartoonish monster.
It looked a bit like that thing in TheVoices' fanart thead, and it also looked like something made out of 3D-animated origami. It changed shape, and chased me. Zoidberg had to run too, and after that a small dog came running after us, barking. A little later we were all still running, in a cartoonesquely comical way. The monster had changed proportions to a less intimidating size and posture, and the dog bit itself to Zoidberg  :laff: and he said "aww" in his depressed, comical way. You should have seen it to get it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 11-08-2003 12:20
I had a dream that me and my friends went on this journey. We were going to this fountain or something near the sea to get superpowers. I was knocked unconscienous by the waves, and my superpowers didn't work well at first, but I found out I could leitate things.

I had one last night in which I led some person home and then made friends with John Bender from The Breakfast Club. Weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zaphod on 11-08-2003 12:38
 
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Originally posted by Gleno:
Night terrors suck....I've had 2 this year already....never had them before now, must be all those un-resolved problems in my life....  :hmpf:

Used to have those when i was a kiddie, but not had any since, really screw you up in the am don't they.    :cry:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zaphod on 11-08-2003 12:44
 
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Originally posted by DrJerkberg:
Has anyone else ever had that dream where you're standing on this aztec temple thing, surrounded by 1000 naked women throwing little pickles at you?
Or is it just me?

Lucky get don't happen to me,................................or are you just weird.!.!.!.!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zaphod on 11-08-2003 13:02
I know i know me again, well sorry if i bore you but i am being weird at the moment and normal service will resume as soon as possible.

Anyhoo onwards and upwards.

I really enjoy nightmares (not night horrers), i find them very exiting, honestly i have had dreams in which me and a few mates have been trying to get away from something, (eg, terminator???) and being shot at and hit ?!?!?!. 
Other dreams about setting ambushes' in a building stairwell and loseing!!, i never get to finnish any dream cos my alarms go off.
My alarm rituall goes thus:-

Looney Moo (alarm clock that mooes like a cow and laughs hysterically) goes off 06:15
I batter it to death 06:15:03, and fall asleep.
At 06:35 my wife's alarm goes off, i get nudge in ribbs
At 06:36 cat goes nuts shouting and swearing
At 06:36 Dog also goes nuts barking and whinging
06:40 get out of bed panic, get washed, dressed, miss breakfast, forget packed lunch and drive like a bat out of hell to get to work on time.

Bastard alarm clocks, whoever invented them should be dragged out in the street at a reasonable time (he he) and shot.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 11-11-2003 16:52
I had a weird dream last night:
i went 3 years in the past,In New York, so i was in 3rd grade, but i was still 11,then i got moved to 6th grade and i was in Hil's class, and Jon was our next door neighbor who was always in our house. It freaked me out coz i couldnt tell if it was real or not.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-11-2003 18:09
It was.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 11-14-2003 08:03
Ethan wet his pants and I ran away but he kept wetting himself.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 11-19-2003 19:48
i had a dream that i finally reicieved Linux from my friend and my dad installed it. he made partitions and he left 6 gb for linux and the rest for Windows...:|
what a geeky dream...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 11-19-2003 19:55
 :laff:  Fuck psycology, you truly are CS major material kid.  :p

Last night I had a long and drawn-out dream about a certain brand of socks that had a tendency to burst into flames if they reached 60C.  There were all these news stories about flaming dryers and protests with footless firefighters as guest speakers. 

Eventually the socks were recalled and bought up by the US government to craft a device called "the flaming kicks of doom bomb."
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Just Chris on 11-19-2003 20:01
I once had a dream of receiving Linux too, the Red Hat version. Weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 11-19-2003 20:04
Maybe it means your subconsious wants you to stop being lazy and go throw off your chains of microsoftian rule.  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: The Names Nick on 11-19-2003 22:50
The other night I had a dream were some robots were trying to kill me. It was just like out of that movie "Screamers." I was not able to find a gun in my dream    :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-20-2003 01:47
I was with some friends in this weird movie theater. It was very wide, more like 1 straight side of a football stadium. After only 20 minutes or so, there was a break and I think I went away to fetch a snack.
There was also this elderly American couple. They were nice. She said if she could get me anything. I said: "If you really want to, I'd like a burger". Then her husband got ill. A heart attack or a stroke, I don't know. He was behind the weel  of the car, but she succeeded in taking the wheel and driving off without moving him out of the seat. Later, she came back without him. I asked her how he was. She couldn't really say. He wasn't quite stable yet. Nevertheless, she got me a burger. It was a double one even.    :confused:

I woke up, drenched in my own sweat.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 11-22-2003 04:41
I had quite a few wierd dreams last night. But one of them involved Good Charlotte. You know that crappy boy band thing?

There was a whole bunch of people sat round a table, and Good Charlotte were at the head of the table forcing people to sign a contract to do with their album. Or something like that. I'm not quite sure why.

Anyways, they were passing the form round the table and it got to me and I said 'What if I dont sign it?' And they said something along the lines of 'Well, you have to sign it, you dont have a choice. So I said 'Well, I'm not signing it, I dont even know what it is and you cant force me to' So then a whole buch of their security plus themselves all jumped on me and pinned me down to the floor. Then one of them held something tight round my neck, and they said 'You will sign it, otherwise we're gonna strangle you!'

I cant quite remember what happend then, but getting really annoyed at what they were doing, a scene happend where by I ended up freeing myself off the floor and I was the one holding that thing round one of the members necks. I was really angry and said 'Dont ever tell me what I can and cannot do again!'

Seeing that they were in a situation where they couldnt win, otherwise I'd kill one of their band members so they'd be boned, they evetually gave up and I didn't have to sign the contract. Then we all sat back down round the table again. They spent the rest of that time glaring at me and giving me evils. Then I woke up. Wierd  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Otis P Jivefunk on 11-22-2003 05:21
The other night, I had a load of weird dreams. The one I remember the most, was set in a hard, rocky and dry desert landscape, and pretty much flat. It was in the middle of nowhere. And there was this huge oversized Penn, like a chicken Penn, but it was full of people. They were told, they were free to go through an opening in the Penn, but only if they lost their complete identity, Going through the hole would mean they'd pretty much lose their sole, and everything that makes humans different from each other.

Despite this, the majority of the few hundred humans decided they wanted out, and took the risk. There were a mere handful of humans left in the Penn, about 10. Most of them had dreadlocks, and a lot of character. One of them decided he wanted out too, but refused to go through the hole and lose his identity, so he jumped over the Penn. He'd managed to run a few metres, but then saw fields of completely bold and lifeless people. they were the people who were in the Penn just now, but went through the hole.

They'd lost all their personal identity, and looked inhuman. Then suddenly, while in shock after seeing these fields of people, he suddenly got beaten down to the ground. Some woman came up from behind him, with a wooden chair, and hit it into his back. She then continued to do so while he was led on the ground, until he was almost beaten to death. Then she left him lying on the ground, and he rolled over, and looked up into the sky.

However, next some men suddenly came up to him and running him over, long ways, right down the middle, on bikes. They repeatedly did it, until his bones were pretty much boned. Not only was his back in agony, so was his neck now. Then they left him, and after a while of lying there, he just about managed to find the energy to roll back over, and try crawling away.

Next came the part, which I want to steal from my own dream, and use in something. We see him slowly crawling across the dusty dry ground, in agony as his boned crack. Then we zoom right in, and what we see is just his skeleton underneath, and clay in the middle representing his insides. Anyway, we see him continue to crawl, be we see his skeleton, and how his damaged bones are coping. We see and focus on how even the smallest movement, is agony for his brittle damaged skeleton.

Then we focus on the bones of his neck, and see that some of the bones are cracked, and disjointed, but just about staying together. But every single movement is making them rub together, and we hear the friction, so we see it happening. It's incredibly intense to watch, and we're still only seeing his skeleton as he slowly crawls. The friction of the bones in his neck gets louder with every crawl, and more cracks appear in his bones. It becomes so intense to watch, it becomes agony. It's like you want to shout at him to stop crawling, and you feel "If only you could see what I see!".

And then suddenly we hear a extremely louder crack! the friction rubbed his bones in his neck away, each crawl made it weaker and weaker, and then suddenly it snapped, and he’s dead. We then zoom out of his bone state, really far up into the sky, panning back, and looking down at his dead beaten up body, lying in the middle of nowhere  :(

But I'm so going to use that zooming into bones idea in a comic or something in the future. It's so agonising, and really gets you feeling tense. It's really effective, so I may as well make use of it some day  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 11-23-2003 00:51
Woah, there was a woman in my dreams, who fell in love with me.  She had short,dusty blonde hair, greyish eyes. First she had her nipples peirce dith gold rings, then later they were silver.  Her name was Ima, and she was in a horrible relationship with a dominating boyfriend named Drew, and she needed me to free her from him.  Thats when I woke up...DAMMIT.  Isn't there a way to just stay asleep?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 11-23-2003 01:45
the big monologue here is a description of a dream I had, albeit in the middle of its transformation into a script I'm writing around it (I seem to be able to turn all my weird dreams into scripts, but never anything else...):

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                  Edson:
When it started...the anesthesia wasn't heavy enough...I could feel everything...

(The scene he describes is shown in a grotesque flashback.)

               Edson (V.O.):
When they made the first incision and my skin split apart - it was like I had been walking across the railroad tracks...and out of nowhere, I was hit by a train speeding straight towards Hell... A train engulfed in bloodred flame...spikes on the front of the engine that impaled me to its deathride, forbidding me to thrash about, forcing me to endure pain no person should endure... The devil of an operator, laughing with glee at my screams of pain and torture as his spikes sliced further into my flesh, ripping and tearing... Then, when the glint of hell was in eyesight and the moans of the eternally damned could be heard, they started to sew my skin back together...at which point my demon transportation jumped its track and I was thrown off its spikes - only to be impaled once again upon another train heading back up towards heaven - this one wreathed in Angel-white flame...and the whole ordeal happened once again... It finally ended when my ride to the Promised Land ran headlong into another Hellfire-laden locomotive that had switched over at Pugatory Station, and I was the center of a great explosion of pain and twisting agony as they removed the breathing tube from my body...then I woke up, and the pain seared up again...but they had given me a dose of morphine, and my apocalyptic vacation ended...
 
(The flashback ends, and Edson is staring forward at her.)

                  Edson:
But I never forgot the pain I endured...how could I? It's haunted me ever since... I can't live without others knowing, feeling the pain I went through... You know, I actually admire those surgeons... I musta thrashed around like a rag doll in a dog's mouth...yet they did the operation...that takes some skill. They deserve medals, all of them...

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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 11-23-2003 02:34
I fell asleep on the cold hard ground one night while that show "Will & Grace" was on.  And I dreamed while it was on, you know how half your dream is what's going on and then you substitute the rest...  Well I dreamt that Will was Batman, and I think Grace was Wonderwoman.  And they were in outerspace...  So essentially Batman realized he was gay. 

I did the same thing with Speed (the movie with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock) and sleeping on the couch, but I didn't seem to have added a whole lot to the original plot.  Probably cause I knew it was Speed and that I've seen it a couple of times.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 11-23-2003 03:10
I posted this in another thread, but here we go again, this time it's readable:

BIG FUCKING POST ALERT

Ok, this dream started out with me going to school, and I think I either cut in front of a guy in the hallway, or I talk to his girlfriend (whom I'm friends with) and he thinks I'm hitting on her. Either way, I piss him off. He tries to start a fight, but a teacher monitoring the hallway grabs him and stops him as I walk away. The next day, which is a Saturday, I'm in downtown Portland with my friends, but so is the guy. He's still pissed off that he lost, so he pulls out a knife, attacks me, and tries to kill me. He chases me through an alleyway, and all the way from Saturday Market to Pioneer Square.
   
Halfway to Pioneer Square, he drops the knife and pulls out a gun. I end up taking the gun from him and killing him in the middle of the square (obviously in front of a large crowd of people). About that time, my friends arrive, pulling up in the car we took to get downtown. They open the door, I dive in, and then we gun the engine and speed the hell outta there.
   
We end up going from Portland to Aloha in about 5 minutes, with the police chasing us, taking the route that goes through the hills (lots of curves). We cause about 100 20-car pileups, and cause another 500 cars to swerve off the road and fall down the hillsides, but we lose the police. I stay undetected for a while, as no one caught either my or my friend's faces, or the car's license plate.
   
But I can't stand all this evasion and lying, so I decide to do the right thing and turn myself in. I'm convicted of manslaughter, and get sent to this "experimental prison," where the guards and warden are (slightly) nicer and less abusive (the idea of it is that if the prisoners are treated nicer, they'll be more willing to change their actions or something...).
   
While I'm in prison, a freak phenomenon occurs (don't remember exactly what it was), and thousands of butterflies of all species end up flying over the skies of Oregon. The warden, being nicer, gives all the prisoners a small jar and lets each catch one butterfly.
   
I catch this huge butterfly, one that's like 4 times the size of all the others. I'm watching it, and, just playing around, start flapping my arms. I don't know it, but I end up floating slightly off the ground...Then I put the jar down on a nearby table, and promptly fall flat on my ass. After getting up, I pick up the jar, hold it in one hand, and flap my arms again. I discover that for some reason, I can fly while I'm holding the jar with the butterfly. Everyone, of course, sees me flying, and starts chanting at me to fly out of the prison and break free.
 
But, me being morally grounded; refuse to do so, because "I've been punished for my actions, and must commit to the full length of that punishment." But since some of the prisoners now want the jar to fly out and be free themselves, I keep it in my prison uniform, resting against my chest. The next day, I'm working the prison laundry shift.
   
While I?m doing this, one of the other prisoners tries to take the jar. I end up fighting him, keeping the jar from shattering or ending up in his hands. During the fight, the laundry machine (the big industrial one) gets something in the lint collector's pipe that plugs it up. The machine ends up going berserk, and everybody gets the hell out, save me and the guy I'm fighting. The machine really starts going berserk, and the guy I'm fighting decides he'd rather leave than have the jar.
   
I follow him, but a high-voltage electrical wire snaps and hits me dead on the chest, which, of course, causes it to start electrocuting me. Just then, the machine explodes, flooding the room with scalding hot water. The intensity of my electrocution combines with the very hot water, and as I'm writhing in agonizing pain, the jar ends up getting fused to my chest (the butterfly, for some reason, isn't harmed at all).
   
After this fusing happens, the electricity surge reaches the main electrical grid of the prison, which overloads and promptly causes the entire prison to explode. I'm found by rescue workers, somehow alive. I'm taken to the hospital.
   
When I recover, I'm told they were going to surgically remove the jar, but it got fused to my ribcage, so I have to live with it for the rest of my life. After I get released, I'm also told the rest of my prison sentence has been thrown out.   
   
Now free, I remember that when I held the jar and flapped my arms, I could fly. So, now that the butterfly is forever fused to my body, I decide to test my flying abilities again. Of course, I can. After mastering my flying abilities, I train in martial arts, then use the flying and the fighting abilities to become a superhero (WITHOUT any dumb-ass costume.)
   
Then, the guy who attacked me apparently survived, and escaped the morgue. He disappears into the Coastal Ranges for a year or so, then one day shows up in Portland while I'm saving some old lady from being mugged. For some reason, he can fly too, and so he challenges me to a re-match, intent on revenge. I end up chasing him to the coastal ranges, where I discover that above the clouds is a giant, really gothic and spooky castle.
   
I'm in shock, because the castle's in some local legend, in which this guy went up to the gods and asked for the ability to fly. He ended up using it to control all the tribes, so the gods imprisoned him eternally in a castle that appeared above the clouds only once a millennia. Apparently, the guy escaped the morgue, fled to the Coast Ranges, and found the castle, where this imprisoned dude taught him how to fly.
   
We have this huge battle, and right when I'm about to win, I remember the rest of the legend: They take away the guy's flying power when he gets thrown into the castle. But right before the guy was imprisoned eternally in the castle, he finds a nest of butterflies. He grabs one as his powers are taken away, and the butterfly is endowed with them.
   
This new ability in the butterfly makes it grow to four times its size, and it is said that when the castle appears, its coming is signaled by a mass of these enormous butterflies as they migrate to their mating grounds. The legend ends with a prophecy that two men, one good, one evil, will catch one of these butterflies the next time the castle appears, gaining the flying powers.
   
When this happens, according to the legend, the two will battle it out at the base of the castle. But their fighting will destroy the castle, releasing the imprisoned man, who will kill the two who are fighting and immediately see his powers restored, but to twice their original strength, which could bring about the apocalypse. The legend warns that the two men must not fight each other. Now, going back to "reality," while I've remembered that, I end up not fighting and get the crap kicked out of me.
   
I start to defend myself, but attempt to persuade the dude that we'll kill everybody. But he ignores me and throws me against the castle wall with insane force. My body hits a weak spot, knocks out a crucial keystone, and the wall collapses. Then the rest of the castle rumbles, and ends up crumbling.
Then I woke up.


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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 11-23-2003 03:55
In my dream last night, I was The One. There was only me who could save the world and I was given a a long list of things I had to get. I was the only person who could find them, yet they were things that just anybody could walk into a shop and get. Then once I'd found them, I had to do something with them, I cant quite remember what, but they needed to be done in a particular order. I started doing the tasks they set me, but woke up before I had chance to find out wether I saved all of your asses or not  ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-23-2003 08:42
Remember that I dreamt something hilarious about Zoidberg? Last night I dreamt something similar with Eric Cartman. Don't remember much of it, and I won't tell the rest cause it has too much mock-potential.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 11-23-2003 09:35
I had a dream last night about a death cult that everyone in had joined and was makeing me join it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 11-23-2003 17:13
were they republican?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 11-23-2003 17:58
I've been dreaming a lot and weirdly with these odd sleeping habits I've grown accustomed to whatnot with sleeping in the living room in horrible positions...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLastGreatDon on 11-25-2003 15:17
I had a rendition of the traditional falling dream where I fell off one of the two towers into a long winding cheery tunnel of Ren & Stimpy into finnally falling into Nibblers arms... weird. I know... very weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SpacemanSpiff on 11-25-2003 15:20
you call that weird? all i remember from my last dream is me drinking a whole bottle of apple juice (which i don't like that much, by the way) at once. that's it. great dream, huh?

i guess it means "drink more apple juice".  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 11-25-2003 16:04
apple juice sucks indeed.  :p

my dream was more weird.
first of all, my morning was weird. i told my mom to wake me up later today because it will be a staff meeting day in school (late start at 10 am) and she forgot. so when i woke up i had lots of time before school, so i decided to take a rest. and fell asleep. i don't remember the whole dream, but i was with 2 other people. the group looked like fry-bender-leela. i think the guy who was like fry was kip... so i see some alley. for some reason i know that g. bush is meeting some other politician (i dont remember who)there. somehow i get there. i mumble something and try to hide because i know there're cameras everywhere and i'll get into news. when bush sees me he says "no "hi"?" or something along those lines. then suddenly waves of some lava appears few metres away and i see my friends are there so i jump there too and we all become gigantic mutants. we look kinda like anime characters. bender has USA flag around his face for some reason. now i'm the fry-guy and i'm running away and i see bush's in helicopter flying near me...
then i woke up, looked at the clock and i thought i'm late though it was 9, not 10. then i realized it's 9. i was kinda weirded out this morning. and no, i'm not on drugs  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 11-29-2003 00:59
Okay, I've officially been posting here for too long, because last night I had a dream about PEEL.

In my dream, I was at this big party with everyone from PEEL.  For some reason, I wasn't really that interested in talking to most of you people in person, so I spent most of the time playing Risk with Ben.

Also, Ninaka wasn't at the party, but someone had called her up on the phone and several PEELers were trying to convince her to come to the party.

But Ninaka never showed up.   :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 11-30-2003 01:41
 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
has USA flag around his face for some reason. now i'm the fry-guy and i'm running away and i see bush's in helicopter flying near me...[/i]
then i woke up, looked at the clock and i thought i'm late though it was 9, not 10. then i realized it's 9. i was kinda weirded out this morning. and no, i'm not on drugs   :p

Maybe you are...and the cia is out to get you, and your dream is telling you that...you might be labeled as a terrorist and not know it...oh wait, you're canadian.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-30-2003 06:58
I had a dream about tiny little frogs, the size of my thumbnail.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Andrea Huckstep on 12-03-2003 15:58
Last night I had a dream where I met Xuxa Meneghel in person! She even left her kiss mark on me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 12-03-2003 17:43
That's cool, Andrea.  I wish that I could meet Xuxa, even if it was just in a dream.   :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Andrea Huckstep on 12-03-2003 18:51
You know about Xuxa? The first time I heard about her was when I was 9 years old when she used to have a show on Family channel (now ABC family)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 12-03-2003 19:08
Yeah, I used to watch Xuxa on, um, well on some channel anyway.  I forget which one.  Xuxa's cool.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 12-07-2003 12:59
I had a dream last night in which I won 500 million dollars in the lottery, but for most of the dream I had no idea what to spend it on.  I was all like "I suppose I could use some ram for this box, and maybe DSL would be nice."

But then I had this great idea while looking through thinkgeek for crap to buy.  People have their little thinkgeek wish lists so I decided to fully pay every wish list on thinkgeek.

Later the news had a story about how thinkgeek was swamped with orders by a person called "Anonymous Coward" who had given everyone everything they wanted.  It was sweet.  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 12-12-2003 14:19
This dream was so wierd that I have to write it down, so that poeple could say.  "I couldn't even think that up."

My dream begins in the Meditaranian of ancient Greece.  My partnner and I are overseeing the development of a new warship, when we realize that the designer is just taking building a phonesian-styile warship with a longer nose.  I tell my partner that we should put a giant candle through the belly of the ship, with the wick at the nose, so when we ram a ship, we can set it on fire.

Also, we wouldn't be ripping off the Phonesians that way.

come to find out that the hull of the ship we're working on was stolen from a famed pirate, who would definately seek revenge.  I travel to a city to meet with this pirate, and I ask him if he'll forgive us for using his ship.  He doesn't look too happy.  Next thing I know I'm in a car, talking about this whole problem with my grandfather, when a gray 1980's POS sedan starts racing ahead of us.  I say something like

"Papa, you know the difference between me and all the losers?  This."

And I hit the accellerator all the way.  Somehow I know that this car has sonething to do with the pirate, and the ship we're building so I catch up with him and try to ram him off the road.  He gets asway from me, but I drive up a hill, (No road by the way) and there he is, I ram him to a stop, and suddenly my Grandfatehr isn't there anymore, and it's just me and the driver.  I go over to his wrecked car, and pull him out.

Joe Patilliano.

I don't know why, but Joe Patilliano was trying to get away from me in the sedan, so I take him over to the side of the road to get some answers out of himI hold his head close to the wheels of passing cars, and bash him against the road a couple of times, and when I'm done, all that's left of Joe is his tonge and a little bit of his brain attached to it.  I step back and the tounge reaches out, and tries to pull the brain along.  ANyway, now I know I'm in trouble, So I take what's left of Joe, and I put it in a purple fizbee, then Cover that up with a white frizbee.

 I go back into the car, drive to church where My family is waiting for me, and the minister of the church is going to be holding sacrifices to the lord, and in front of him is a little table, with all kinds of litttle things on it meant for burt offering, so I put the two frizbees on the alter, to be sacrificed by going into a red biohazard garbage bin.  I take my seat.

The priest throws a frizbee, it's the white one.  Then he goes back, picks up the purple one, and Joe splatters out to land somewhere else, where I couldn't see.  He throws the frizbee into the croud, and then guys come out tossing those nerf boomerangs, that looked like little three-prong propellers.  My brother and I stole a few, and everybody in the church was plaing with them.  Then I woke up.

I know this dream is confusing, When I look at it though, certain things do make sence.  The church the alter the Bio-hazard bin, burnt offering.  Probably come from me reading the varios forms of burnt offerings in leviticus this week.  As for the Bio-haz bag, I see them all the time in my work (Hospital lab).  And I know that the end result of all of them is incineration.

The car-chase and the ride up the hill seemed an awful lot like Grand theft auto, and the ride up the hill is because there is an embankment on a hill near my house that is paved with concrete, and it looks like a little street, that wraps sidewas along the hill rather than flat, so I've always wanted to try to pull a driving stunt on it.

Joe Patilliano:  Clearly I've seen the matrix one too many times.

The whole pirate thing was very reminiscant of Pirates of the Carribean, which I wasn't too nuts about, but I always dig a new Depp character.

As for the whole Phonecian Navy thing tho, I have NO idea.

WOW what a wierd dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-14-2003 18:38
That is fucking weird.  Also, it's Joe Pantoliano.  Also, it's Phoenicians.  B+ for spelling.

So, last night, I dreamt that three of my friends and I had bought a house in San Jose (that's like a half hour's drive away).  Just to use if we were there and needed to stay overnight.  So we hadn't been there in two months, and when we showed up, we had to clean up cobwebs and junk.  And I found I had left the record player on for the whole two months.  The record player was a Thorens TD-140.  Hell, I'd rather have one of those than a house.  Also, I didn't realize it until after I woke up, but none of the rooms in the house had any windows.

Edit: other words you misspelled: weird, accelerator, definitely, people, Mediterranean, partner, something, away, grandfather, tongue, Frisbee, burnt, altar, playing, sense, various, sideways, reminiscent, Caribbean.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Just Chris on 12-18-2003 10:06
Xuxa? Didn't she have a kids show of some sort?

Well, I had a dream I could remember this time. Last night, the dream involved a bunch of people standing in a circle. Lord knows why, maybe it's a game of some sort, but all these people were tossing sharp, dangerous objects to each other. Stuff like pocketknives, saw blades, and hollow balls with spikes were flying about while I was in the midst of it, thinking "Oh crap!". I quickly dashed out of the circle, while some unlucky kid got his ear cut in the process.

I ran to a bus so I can go home. It was old, like one of the campus shuttles, even though I don't actually use the shuttles to go home. I got in, and normally the shuttle bus driver puts on some music. He played "Indian Flute" by Timbaland & Magoo and was singing along to it (except for the foreign parts). I thought "Oh no, they're playing the annoying Indian Flute song. Must get off!" I called for the next stop, go off, and wound up in a neighborhood I didn't recognize.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PCC Fred on 12-18-2003 21:03
Last night I dreamt I was mooching round Holyhead with Ellen Degeneres, and annoying voiced girl from Ellen, and Clark from Smallville.

Then I got woken up by Slade on my clock radio.  True story!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Andrea Huckstep on 12-21-2003 13:00
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
Xuxa? Didn't she have a kids show of some sort?

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Yes she did. As I can remember it used to air on Family channel (Now ABC family)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 12-21-2003 15:25
This is, without a doubt, the weirdest dream I ever had.

I dreamed I was on a cart on the top of a hill and rolled down to the fair where I saw some people I knew. Then we went to a boat named "The Cowforce Bobo" (or something like that) and I saw a computer and logged onto PEEL and found out that Superfry was gay (he said he didn't like "g irls" anymore). Then the boat took off and the computer crashed. Then we saw a haunted house and went in and it was empty. That was about it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 12-21-2003 15:46
I had a strange dream about me cuting myself in the gut about a night or two ago.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Col. Klink on 12-22-2003 00:09
I had a weird dream, its simply too long to recount all of it Although it did involve a haunted house. But in the end It was like a game of Quake except i had M1 Garand for some reason (I had been playing BF and Quake that night incidently  :D I had the BF Garand style Corsshair and everything )then i was killing weird ass soldier robots who were in lines set up like skittles who were waiting to deploy, then I reached the end of the line and hit some Generator thingy Which caused me to win the game.
Not that any of this is really important but at that point the Alarm clock cut in. The sound wasnt a part of something it just happened. I just think thats cool  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLastGreatDon on 12-23-2003 22:36
After my Yoga I had fallen asleep after relaxing my (What I like to call) "Inner-self" and thats when in a dream the damn dog steped on my crotch. Then I woke up and the fucking dog, steped on my crotch. Most creepy dream. EVER.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 12-23-2003 23:09
WARNING! WEIRDEST DREAM EVER!
For some reasonI had a dream that there were bottles of Alcohol, and they were flying into my mouth :\. Then I got a bat and started hitting them, missing because I was drunk, and then they turned into creepy flying skulls. Then they bit me, gave me rabies, and I turned into a giant rock.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: John C on 12-23-2003 23:11
 
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Originally posted by TheLastGreatDon:
After my Yoga I had fallen asleep after relaxing my (What I like to call) "Inner-self" and thats when in a dream the damn dog steped on my crotch. Then I woke up and the fucking dog, steped on my crotch. Most creepy dream. EVER.

Why, because you could tell your dog was there? I don't think that's abnormal... But don't mind me- I am looney.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 12-24-2003 02:29
 
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Originally posted by NibblerJr:
WARNING! WEIRDEST DREAM EVER!
For some reasonI had a dream that there were bottles of Alcohol, and they were flying into my mouth :\. Then I got a bat and started hitting them, missing because I was drunk, and then they turned into creepy flying skulls. Then they bit me, gave me rabies, and I turned into a giant rock.


You're feeling scared and helpless regarding the substance abuse of a person who is dear to you.

NEXT TOPIC PATIENT!

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-24-2003 14:30
Dude, I don't even think Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice could interpret the dream I had last night:
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I was in a small class with a few people from my high school. One of the people was the girl I had a crush on, but just looked at a lot - never really talked to her or asked her out (that's a whole `nother dream never realized, but let's leave it at that, shall we?)

Anyway, so I was in this class with her. And we went to downtown portland and into the Portland Airport. We go past security and down into the level where the public is kept out of. We're down there walking down a hallway, then our instructor unlocks a door on his right. There are two doors behind it, and the teacher's confused. I check one, and it's a closet. The girl checks the other one, and it was our classroom. All I can remember about the clasroom is that there were red balloons covering the ceiling, and that we were watching a video about the Kennedys. The next day (still in the dream), I was walking to class, was going to end up being being really late, and then the girl drives up beside me and tells me to get in so I wouldn't be late.

Once in the car, I talked to her about Child Development (a class I actually did take in High School my Senior Year, the last trimester of which she was in the same Child Development class as I was), and then I asked her why she was in such a hurry to get to class. Then asked me, "You don't remember?" and so I try to remember, then I do: As we were leaving the class the day before, the instructor told us that whoever arrives for class early with a red balloon gets tickets for Cirque du Soleil. So then we stop at a balloon stand and buy two red balloons.

We get back in the car and continue back on down the road. We get to the Airport like 4 hours early. We walk around the entire airport before finding the door the intructor took to get to the no-public-allowed section. We then find the classroom, but this time the door is on the left, and when we check the two doors behind it (we both check the same door we checked the day before), the door I check is the door to the classroom, and the door she checks is the closet. We go into the clasroom. No one else is present, save the instructor. We hand him the balloons and he gives us both a ticket to Cirque du Soleil. The girl jumps up down and hugs me in happiness when she gets her ticket. But before we could go to Cirque du Soleil, first we had to watch a video about the Nixons. I look at my ticket for Cirque du Soleil, then turn to watch the video.
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Then I woke up.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-24-2003 16:30
Slay:
Closet or class left, then right; arriving late and  arriving early,
Kennedys, then Nixons...
I see two themes here: contrast and succession
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: John C on 12-24-2003 16:42
Sounds like you wanted to go to Cirque du Soleil, which, frankly, is overrated.  :p

*shrugs* Maybe you still like this girl and you wanted to have fun with her by playing with balloons and taking her to a show.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-24-2003 16:52
 
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Originally posted by John C:


*shrugs* Maybe you still like this girl and you wanted to have fun with her by playing with her balloons and taking her to a show.
Sorry. It's how I misread it.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-24-2003 23:06
i understand the part about the girl, but what was with the videos of the Kennedys and the Nixons?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 12-24-2003 23:13
 
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Originally posted by SlaytanicMaggot:
but what was with the videos of the Kennedys and the Nixons?

It means that you should listen to the Dead Kennedys and Mojo Nixon more often.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 12-25-2003 21:31
Xmas morning, Jennifer Garner doing, *ahem*, things.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jeremy on 12-26-2003 02:39
Draw a picture!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ooy on 12-26-2003 04:18
sometimes i have really scary dreams. and i wake up. and i'm frozen stiff i cant move a musel, no matter how mutch i try. what does it mean ?
heres one dream:
i see amy wong, looking depressed [and she's looks real!]and tonnes of other cartoons[garfield, homer[all real looking] i ask"why are you sad?"
they say "cartoons are banned" i do somthing to save the day, i cant remember, it was months ago.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 12-27-2003 15:46
I have ADD and I dreamed my medication made me go crazy and I stole a tank and demolished a random house. A guy came out of the house and threw up. I went over to him and he said "What time is it?" and punched me. I ran but I couldn't move so I woke up.

What does it mean???
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-27-2003 16:01
 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I have ADD and I dreamed my medication made me go crazy and I stole a tank and demolished a random house. A guy came out of the house and threw up. I went over to him and he said "What time is it?" and punched me. I ran but I couldn't move so I woke up.

What does it mean???

You need to take more ADD medication  :p

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-27-2003 16:38
This week I had a dream:
I was going to see a movie and in the multi-storey (?!?) theatre you had to wear these slippers. I went complaining to the staff about something. I threw one of those giant water bottles from a water cooler at a bouncer (or someone who looked like one) and then I think I went away.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PCC Fred on 12-27-2003 16:43
 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I have ADD and I dreamed my medication made me go crazy and I stole a tank and demolished a random house. A guy came out of the house and threw up. I went over to him and he said "What time is it?" and punched me. I ran but I couldn't move so I woke up.

What does it mean???

It means you were a scriptwriter on "The Simpsons" 11th season.

Gettim!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 12-27-2003 17:05
 
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
 It means you were a scriptwriter on "The Simpsons" 11th season.

Gettim!

I should have remembered that. I guess I was just too tired and forgot the dream until I saw this thread. I guess it makes sense though, since that's the only episode of that season I actually liked (still doesn't explain the guy throwing up, though  :eek: ).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: The Names Nick on 12-27-2003 20:44
I had a dream last night about some uno guys that came and repossessed all our stuff. It just so happens I got some Simpson Uno cards for xmas, go figure.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-28-2003 01:11
Ok, I swear, all the medicine I take must make me hallucinate. When I go to sleep.

Take this dream I had last night:

I'm staying at a hotel at some beach. If I turn around from my balcony, I can see the main city jutting over a hill. For some reason, I float-fly to the middle of the city... and meet up with some friends and do some xmas shopping...then for some reason, I'm float-flying back to the hotel when I turn around and notice the city is in pure chaos...it's like armageddon - the city is almost 99% rubble, and that that is rubble is being turned into even more rubble. suddenly, rocks from the sky start flying into buildings left and right...so i float-fly - fast - back to the city...people are running from, apparently, godzilla. they're all screaming "oh my god, godzilla exists!!!" I, on the other hand, notice that this apparent "godzilla" is only 50 ft. tall, and is most obviously a robot being piloted from someone inside. Course, with the rocks plummeting down, nobody cares to listen. so I, for some reason, float-fly to my friend's parents workplace (they make weapons.) By this time, it's night. I grab a rocket propelled grenade and start to float-fly back to take out this "Godzilla." Then, I look up, and the rocks have stopped, but I see lights and stars that are moving like butterflies across the sky. Then, it's daytime, and I'm suddenly chasing my dog - while float-flying - back to the hotel, skimming over the water of the beach... I reach the hotel and float down on a girl who's face down on those fold-out chair-style couches (you know, the ones everyone drags to the pool and sits in the sun with) and hug her. Then I woke up.
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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: savefuturama on 12-28-2003 01:42
I will have a dream and my phone will ring/pager will go/The neutron bomb in my pocket will shake, and I will wake up to find I had heard my alarm through the haze of sleep. That normal?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-28-2003 02:24
first off, translate what you wrote into something we can all understand...

EDIT: but whatever you wrote, it was very poetic.
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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 12-28-2003 02:29
 
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Originally posted by savefuturama:
I will have a dream and my phone will ring/pager will go/The neutron bomb in my pocket will shake, and I will wake up to find I had heard my alarm through the haze of sleep. That normal?

Yeah, I think that's fairly common.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-28-2003 18:51
I had a dream last night that I had to fix a guy's car, and I was working on some piece of it, I think a wheel bearing, and for some reason I attached a chocolate donut.  I woke up hungry, and I went and got a chocolate donut.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Just Chris on 12-28-2003 18:53
Yet you forgot about the guy that needed his bearing fixed! Man, you sure know how to interpret dreams  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-28-2003 19:06
I think that guy just represented my own repressed anxiety about my rear wheel bearings.  Come to think of it, I need to check my brake lines, too.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-29-2003 01:40
had an almost totally normal dream last night. I'm in one of my college classes, all the people with babies have brought them into the class for the day. One guy's baby won't stop whining and crying, so the teacher takes the baby and holds its head in her hands, then socks it in the face. She proceeds to do the same to all the other babies in the room.
I woke up after the first guy screamed at the teacher, "You hit my baby!"
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futurefreak on 12-29-2003 02:00
yeah dont even get me started on those "weird" dreams...the room knows what im talking about...

need paranoid smiley!  :eek:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PCC Fred on 12-29-2003 17:18
 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
  I should have remembered that. I guess I was just too tired and forgot the dream until I saw this thread. I guess it makes sense though, since that's the only episode of that season I actually liked (still doesn't explain the guy throwing up, though   :eek: ).

The guy throwing up was me after watching the episode.  ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-29-2003 19:16
Ok, this is a dream/nightmare I had like 1 or 2 years ago (pardon all these posts of mine, I just have really vivid - yet really fucked up - dreams, then somehow have the ability to remember them in great detail.)

It was (and still is) the creepiest dream I've ever had. All I can remember from it was that I was flying for a while, all water had turned to lava, fireballs were pouring from the sky (hell, if I remember right, there was a dude who got picked off by one of the fireballs while he was sitting on the toilet.) Then the part I remember the most was that I was in a car with someone and we were driving through a monster sandstorm. The sky is really red and orange, so we think the sun's setting. Then the car emerged from the sandstorm and I'm like "oh my god..." and kinda lean forward, looking at the sky through the front windshield. Except the sky has no clouds. Instead, it's just row upon row upon row of endless eyeballs just staring straight down at us. No sockets, no muscles attached - just individual eyeballs - eyeballs which are dripping blood, making up for the red in the sky. Then I notice the orange in the sky is coming from my right side. I turn and look to the right and the side of the road is engulfed in towering flames. I look left, the same thing. The road is bordered by these 300-story flames. I remember I woke up pretty soon after, but only because my dad turned on my room light because I was gonna be late for school if he didn't wake me up. 

I drew a picture of it - pardon my crap art skills, but it still gets the gist of it across:  http://neoreptile.netfirms.com/WeirdDream.html (http://neoreptile.netfirms.com/WeirdDream.html)

That dream still creeps me out to this day...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Kellie on 12-29-2003 20:41
when i get really tired and go to sleep i start to dream about poodles.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 12-29-2003 21:11
*blank stare*  :nono:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Andrea Huckstep on 12-30-2003 09:39
On Christmas eve I apparently had a dream where I saw a Futurama special...I can't remember the whole dream now.


*Hampster dance TOTPD*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 12-30-2003 14:30
Last night I had a weird dream. I remember I was in some sort of school and I went out to buy 2 chocolate donuts at a shop. I gave them to a teacher, and then the whole class had to go to this fairground. I remember climbing the ladder of this big slide and sliding down into the sea. Then I woke up  :)

In another one I was at this museum or something and one of the PEELers was there, but I couldn't talk to him 'cause my mum wouldn't let me. I tried to find him at the end but I think I was in a mirror maze...
I've been having a few weird dreams these last few days.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-30-2003 18:17
Dude, I was on a plane today, and I fell asleep, and I had this dream where some people were trying to get me to watch a movie.  I think they had it on video, but they might have been trying to get me to go to the theater.  Anyway, the movie was called "Top Speed Peanut."
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 12-30-2003 19:17
My dream last night was strange, I can't really remember it but it involved:

- My old school
- My laptop
- McDonalds
- Cheeseburgers (I think I ordered 2 and got 1...)
- My mum being angry
- It being late at night
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 12-30-2003 20:30
I will give it a shot, why not.
You were at your old school, at a late night class. You suck your laptop in. You ordered Mcdonalds and they only brought 1 cheeseburger. Then your mom yelled at you for being at school late.  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 12-30-2003 21:36
I dreamed we were at a big PEEL convention. I drew a scene from it. It's not a plot moving scene, but it's the one I felt like drawing.
(http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/thesmallhurt/Dream.jpg)
In case you're wondering, the one with the blonde hair is me and the one in the toilet is Fishy Jeff.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 12-30-2003 21:43
  :hmpf: Why is Jeff in the toilet? Why is there noone else there?.................

EDIT:Might as well save myself an explanation..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 12-30-2003 21:58
He got stuck and they sent me to yell at him. I think PCC Fred was going to get him but he tricked them into me doing it.
 
Quote
Originally posted by Nibbler Jr:
Ohh, I see  ;) .
Would you mind explaining it then? 'Cause I sure don't.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 12-31-2003 02:28
 
Quote
Originally posted by NibblerJr:
I will give it a shot, why not.
You were at your old school, at a late night class. You suck your laptop in. You ordered Mcdonalds and they only brought 1 cheeseburger. Then your mom yelled at you for being at school late.    :hmpf:
No, no, that's not right!

What I think my dream was...
I was at school (my old school), walking home from a class with my laptop. I think I got home some time. I think I remember something about needing 2 cheeseburgers for homework... so I ordered them, and only got one. Then my mum was yelling at me for not doing my homework properly.

Obviously.   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 01-01-2004 11:42
I ended up scaring myself awake again last night. This has happened to me quite a few times, and it happend earlier on this week too.

I had a dream and some members of my family were involved. I cant remember a lot of the dream apart from the part that scared me awake. But I remember the dream turning incredibly freaky and dark. The atmosphere was terirble. I was in my house in the kitchen, and I was looking out of the window and I saw loads of lightning happen, then there was the hugest formation of thunder claps I'd ever heard. It scared me so much I woke up!

I'm afraid of thunder and lightning in real life. I clasped my hands over my ears in my sleep to drown out the noise. But there was no noise, it never happend. I just led there curled up in a ball under the covers wondering how the hell a noise that happend in my dream woke me up. It wasn't even a physical noise that happend in real life, it happened in a dream. I was thinking 'Oh geez, I'm 20 years old and just been frightened awake by a noise I heard in a dream'. I felt so insecure  :(

This isn't the first time this has happend either. I'm a terrible sleeper  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: John C on 01-01-2004 13:13
Aw, cheer up Ghouly. Dreams are weird things; it's really not too out of the ordinary to wake up like that... I think. Point is, you're definitely not the only person who has trouble sleeping.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 01-01-2004 13:31
Yeah you're right, dreams are bizarre things. I heard that if we dont dream we go mad. Or somehitng like that...

But yeah I'm aware that I'm not the only person to have sleep problems. They're pretty common. But its the waking because of being scared part that worries me. Its happend to me quite a  few times before. The last time it happend, it happend twice in one week, and now its happend twice in one week again. I'm not sure what's causing it.

But I'll try not to think and dwell about it too much. That never helps matters.
But thankyou anyway  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-01-2004 16:43
I've had a few dreams that shocked me awake.  I don't think it's unusual, unless it happens with really morbid frequency.  Then you might want to see a sleep specialist.  My mother has a series of sort of recurring dreams that scare her awake, always dreams that something bad has happened to my sister.  Then she'll tell me or my sister about them and bring us down.  At first I would get superstitious and think they were going to come true, but now I'm too jaded.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Melllvar on 01-02-2004 13:03
I've had two dreams recently where I'm a stand-up comedian.  But my routines have no jokes in them, they're just rants.

I think I need to work on my subconcious stand-up act.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cube_166 on 01-02-2004 22:04
I had a dream where I had gone to some university in America to look around and there was a room full of computers and people. They were all PEELers (I think Speli, Otis, Melll and others who i can't really remember) and I recognised them somehow, but nobody in the room had realised that anyone else was a PEELer.
There was more to the dream, including hot women in (and out of) bikinis, and a lawn party with a hose and a big fight with a rhinocerous, but thats really too much information.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PCC Fred on 01-02-2004 22:14
 
Quote
Originally posted by Melllvar:
I've had two dreams recently where I'm a stand-up comedian.  But my routines have no jokes in them, they're just rants.

Well, it works for Michael Moore...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Melllvar on 01-03-2004 03:13
Well, perhaps it's my subconcious trying to tell me something....

...but I never thought I was that funny.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Spice Weasel on 01-03-2004 04:46
Lately I've been plagued by the Bangles version of a Paul Simon song called "A Hazy Shade Of Winter"  I have been listening to it quite alot.  The other night I had a dream that I was listening to a live version of that song that I'd never heard before, and was dying to know where it came from.  There are plenty of my personal top albums I've been listening to for years that never made it into my subconscious.  I'm not even a Bangles fan.  Just that song.

Argh.  I hafta listen to it now.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SamuelXDiamond on 01-03-2004 13:13
Last night I dreamed that I was at an AGI, and we were in a bowling alley. Booze kept throwing himself down the aisle, and freaking people out when he came back through the ball-returner  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 01-03-2004 13:26
Strange.

I had a dream that there was an US AGI, I was there.Also Kip was there for some reason.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-03-2004 14:05
You people need something better to do with your time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 01-03-2004 16:23
I agree with canned eggs.  When you start to dream about people you've only ever met on the internet, it's time to unplug.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: VelourFog on 01-03-2004 18:00
but I dream about you all the time Ben!

::cries::

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SpacemanSpiff on 01-03-2004 18:03
 
Quote
Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
Last night I dreamed that I was at an AGI, and we were in a bowling alley. Booze kept throwing himself down the aisle, and freaking people out when he came back through the ball-returner   :D

but that's how we actually play bowling in germany.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SamuelXDiamond on 01-03-2004 18:29
 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
I agree with canned eggs.  When you start to dream about people you've only ever met on the internet, it's time to unplug.

Ah, see, but I actually have met Nils. He got cuddles and everything. So that makes the dream perfectly normal and acceptable. Mmm.

And in no way homoerotic.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 01-03-2004 19:21
 
Quote
Originally posted by VelourFog:
but I dream about you all the time Ben!

::cries::


Banning fantasies also don't count.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 01-04-2004 08:03
I had a creepy dream last night. I remember I was in school, apart from it was made out of wood. I went to the bathroom and this boy kept asking me to go to the prom with him. I kept saying no because I was going with someone else, but he got mad and started to set the school on fire! Suddenly me and my friends were riding horseback in armour out of the school and to the sea!  :laff:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 01-06-2004 03:21
I'm walking through a forest, everything is blueish twilight.  I wander over a beam of wood, that is a bridge over a small creek.  In the distance, I hear the inviting song of someone, boy or girl I could not say.  I wander into this wood, that is still and silent and I want to see who is singing.  A notion comes over me, and I suddnely fear to approach any further.  This voice seems over a hundred yards away, but I know that whatever it is, it is singing for me, and I am alone.  In a sudden panic, I tun and fall to the ground, my face down, eyes closed.  In that moment, and it was only a moment the siren moved toward me.  I couldn't see it I could feel it rushing at me.  In a split second it was next to me.  It whispered in my ear, and I jolted awake.

Best nightmare I've had in a while.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: LAN.gnome on 01-06-2004 04:33
I used to have a recurring one like that in middle school.

In my dream, I was asleep and I woke up in the middle of the night. It was so quiet, no cars, no airplanes, nothing (considering we live in the flightpath approaching the Portland Airport and off a busy freeway junction, this is highly unusual). The only sound to be heard is a lone voice -- very calm, soothing and inviting, and calling my name.

I follow the voice outside -- it's not leading me, but I can't figure out where else it could be coming from. Outside, the only sound is the constant rusling of trees' leaves in the wind, and that same voice calling my name. The funny thing is, the trees are bending in the wind, thrashing around, but I can't feel even the slightest breeze myself.

I'm always still in my sleep clothes, barefoot, looking for the voice. I start walking down the sidewalk down the hill that leads to the middle of town, following the far-off voice still calling my name. The sensation of feeling and hearing my bare feet pad on the pavement is always very clear, I get started walking -- and I always woke up there.

Not scary or a nightmare per se, but eerie enough to give me a fairly strong fear of rustling leaves on otherwise silent nights. *shudder*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 01-06-2004 10:51
It didn't happen to be snowing in this dream, did it?   :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-06-2004 12:41
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
You people need something better to do with your time.

See, I need to not act so superior.  It's instant karma, I guess, but I had a dream with a PEELer in it.  It's this whole PotM deal that did it to me. 

So the dream was, I had to go to Fazeshift's house to "keep an eye on him."  It turned out he lived on this tiny island, and there was a battle going on over the island.  The reason I had to keep an eye on him was that he was in danger from one of the sides in the battle.  So I didn't even know where he was, but I had to defend his house.  Eventually it reached the point where everybody fighting over the island was killed off except for me, Faze, and two guys on the roof of a house on the other side of the island.  At this point Faze was there, it turned out he was in the shower the whole time.  Anyway, these guys were using shoulder mounted missiles to shoot down all the planes that tried to land on the island, so eventually I decided we had to take them out to allow the planes to land.  So I asked Faze if he had a sniper rifle or something.  Then I woke up and said, "You've got to be kidding me."

Now, this was a stupid dream.  I've never seen Faze in real life, but I doubt he has that many tattoos.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-06-2004 14:02
 :laff:  :laff:  :laff:

Oh man, that made my day.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Venus on 01-06-2004 14:17
i had this dream a few years ago, but it's still kinda cool. I had it back when i was in high school and lived with my parents. Anyway In my dream it was late at night and i was asleep in my bed. Then my room fills with this white light, which wakes me up. Then i hear people yelling outside of my window, and i recognize one of the voices as being my moms. So i got out of bad and looked out the window and there are all these people from my neighborhood standing outside looking into the sky. So i ran outside to join them and look up and there is this huge gorgeous UFO hovering in the distance. Then the light flashes really bright, and that's all i remember. But dude, it was freakin awesome!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: VelourFog on 01-06-2004 15:38
I had a dream that I was working (full time) as a teacher but was offered and accepted a job at an office. I somehow failed to quit my first job though and i was all worried about how I was going to juggle my schedule. That's all I remember. What a stupid, boring dream, huh?  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 01-07-2004 08:21
I had a crazy dream or two last night. It started off in this apartment where me and my friends were all drunk...then in another dream, me and my mum were hiding in a warehouse because my 2 psychology teachers were going to kill us, but I stabbed one with a pencil and the police showed up. Then in another dream, me and my friends were at this massive water park in Spain. The last thing I remember before waking up is waiting in a queue to go down a really wild water ride.... :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FilthyCrab on 01-07-2004 08:22
I almost never remember my dreams, which makes this all the more horrific...

I was in some sort of battle with some PEELers as comrades in arms.  I don't know who they were, I just know that they were PEELers and there to help me.  We escaped during the battle and then I woke up.

I swear this is all because I read about some of the other 'I dreampt about PEELers' post above, which I read yesterday.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-07-2004 11:35
I just had the second dream in as many days about being a sniper.  This one was a real ordeal.  At least there were no PEELers in it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-07-2004 13:25
Whattya mean "at least"!?!

How could you be dissapointed with a tattoed ME!!

You just made my list... of people not to dream about.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-07-2004 13:50
At least you had a real rifle.  At one point in this dream I had a rifle made of paper.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-07-2004 13:56
I remeber asking CyberKnight for a ST Phaser rifle in one of my dreams.
It was to blast the Matrix White Twin Klingon hybrids in the housing estate I was trying to escape from.

 :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 01-07-2004 14:18
Yes, but was CyberKnight tattooed up like a rockstar?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 01-12-2004 12:40
Oh, horrid.

I said to a 16-year old arab girl who moved to the states that I would marry her, because she was the first daughter I had seen from the family.  Even when they brought out the other two daughters who were pretty hot, I still said I would marry the kid.  Did I mention it was only the first time I met her?  I think I might be more messed up than even I thought.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlaytanicMaggot on 01-12-2004 20:18
wrong thread, or was that a dream, pitt?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 01-16-2004 10:47
I dreamt last night that PCC FRED sent me a txt message on my phone....WTF is up with that....?? :confused:

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 01-17-2004 09:23
I dreamt that I found an animal and I had more animals in my garage which had changed so that it was much bigger.
I had a turtle, at least 60 cm in length, and didn't know where to put it, in water or on earth. There also was a bunny.

It was cool I guess. I like animals but don't have any for the moment.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Andrea Huckstep on 01-17-2004 09:28
I had a dream last night where I was fighting off Andross in Starfox Adventures and beat him. As my alarm clock went off, Fox and Krystal had kissed each other.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 01-17-2004 14:20
I dreamed about PEEL!! I dreamed I logged on and it was empty except for one little kid who nobody knew. He said, "Don't listen to him, boy", so I ran. Then I saw everybody stuffed in a cage and ~Faze~ said "They're gonna eat us". I thought I should hide behind a rock, but could only find a port-o-john, so I hid in it. When I came out, I found out that the world had ended and I was the only one alive. :/
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-17-2004 14:29
Two dreams about ol' Fazey?!

Time for this bird to fly...
*leaps out the window and rides into the night*

Also, I would never say something like that!
Or if I did, it'd be ten times more suave and sophisticated!!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 01-17-2004 14:30
so, Faze...got any Elms in your street?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: QueenOfRobonia on 01-17-2004 14:35
I hate it when you have a really good dream and then all of a sudden youre alarm clock goes off and you wake up, it's not fair!
I was having a really nice dream about someone and when something intersting was about to happen i woke up!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-17-2004 19:49
They say you only remember dreams if they're interrupted by somebody/something.

So be happy with what you get!!

ZJ: Huh? Wha? Ba?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 01-18-2004 04:30
Faze: A Nightmare on Elm Street. You, like freddy Krueger, appear in other people's dreams.

Last night I had a dream. It was like that movie about the Body Snatchers.
I was somewhere, maybe in some school of some sort, and we were all due for medical check-ups. There also were people shooting other people with syringe-guns. They'd become part of whatever in that dream that was evil.
I managed to grab one of the guns and shoot 2 people lots of times when I was in a small space, possibly an elevator. I was shot myself but didn't feel any change. These weapons were not lethal, because they didn't kill the people I shot. I found a scrap of paper with a mobile phone number written on it. I had to call this number. Maybe it was a resistance movement.

Then I made it home and waited for some family members who were going to pay a visit, but of whom I knew they'd been "assimilated" already.
I went upstairs and tried to turn on my computer.

That's all I remember.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 01-18-2004 06:37
I had a weird dream last night. Me and my friends were watching a film called St. Elmo's Fire (which I have never seen before) and I was getting annoyed at them because they liked it! Then I realised that we were staying near one of the actors who was in the film, and he committed suicide because he thought I was stalking him as I said "I love your films!". How very odd.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 01-18-2004 06:59
 
Quote
Originally posted by Impossible:
Me and my friends were watching a film called St. Elmo's Fire (which I have never seen before) and I was getting annoyed at them because they liked it!

Ugh.  I'd be annoyed at them too.  That movie is nothing more than Joel Schumacher attempting to be John Hughes.  It's like watching a dog that thinks he's people.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 01-22-2004 12:03
I had a dream last night about Edel and Marc and they had kids.   :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cube_166 on 02-03-2004 06:42
I had a dream I met Sammy in real life, and he was smaller than he looks on the internet and his hair just wasn't funny enough... if thats what he's really like I want a refund.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 06-23-2004 21:09
I had this weird dream last night.  I think I was back in college, and I must have lived in the classroom, because I had all my clothes there.  So I needed to go out, and I had like three pairs of shoes to pick from.  I've never owned three pairs of shoes at once in my life.  Then I started walking to where I was going, which was someplace back in New Jersey, and it started raining.  So I went back to the classroom to change, cause I was wet, and get the car.  But it turned out to be an old Honda 500 motorcycle, and I had to ride it in the rain.  When I woke up, I think I honestly believed I had a motorcycle for a few minutes.  Now I'm disappointed.

It's odd, because I haven't been remembering my dreams for over a year, and this one I remember very clearly.  It must be because I've been sick and not sleeping well for a few days.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 06-23-2004 21:46
Dreams for me are almost never vivid. I haven't had a nightmare in more then a decade (must be my outstanding mental state), and only dream very rarely (well, like every human, I technically dream every night, I usually just don't notice, because I'm too busy sleeping or something).

But I've had a few dreams that annoy me. One is where I get up and go to school. It's pretty much a normal school day, except a lot more vague. I wake up thinking it's the weekend or something, then I realise that's it is a school day, and get annoyed. (I had dreams along these lines several times in my life, though as my life circumstances change so do the dreams i.e. whatever school I would be going to at the time would appear in the dream).

Another dream type that annoys me is when I get something really cool in it, then when I wake up it takes me untill midday to realise that I'd never actually owned whatever this cool thing was.

It's like my bloody brain's playing tricks on me. Bastard.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M0le on 06-24-2004 00:54
I don't have dreams often, but when I was much younger I used to have dreams of either falling off a ferris wheel or in a car going off a bridge. The most recent dream I've had was one that seemed to be along the basis of Alien, with people with big guns getting sliced into little pieces.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 06-24-2004 03:04
I just dreamt I had a magic item (I don't remember what it was) that could make ants glow in the dark.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 06-24-2004 03:43
I dreamt that I was going to the AGI but I forgot my backpack. Sucked.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bobcat_Z on 06-24-2004 04:17
I dreamt that I was going to make something to eat. I had a recipy that I wanted to follow, and one of the ingredients was a human head, so I chopped of my mothers´friends´sons´head and put in the bowl. Then I added the other ingredients and started to mix it around with a spoon. Then I suddenly realized that it looked really discusting with that head and all that other stuff, and decided that I didn't want to eat it. The last thing I remember of that dream is thinking, without remorse, that "maybee it was a bit unnessesary that I chopped of that guys head now that I wont eat it. Maybe mothers friend will be sad."

Totally psycotic.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 06-24-2004 11:56
Yesterday I nearly lost my cafeteria card badge but that night I had a nightmare that I lost two of my badges!!  :eek:

Shocking, I know...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Coilette on 06-24-2004 12:08
I dreamt that I bought a shotgun in a supermarket. No idea why...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 06-24-2004 18:49
 
Quote
Originally posted by termos:
I just dreamt I had a magic item (I don't remember what it was) that could make ants glow in the dark.

Was it a blacklight?  I think ants do glow in UV light.  At least scorpions do.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blackadder11 on 06-24-2004 23:11
All of my dreams are pretty fucked up.

I was on a camping trip with some random guys. After it's over we're driving home, I'm sitting in the back. Suddenly I notice this light in the sky, sort of like a bright star. It seems to be getting bigger and brighter when suddenly the windshield shatters and the light flies into the guy in the passenger seat, who shakes around for a bit and then explodes. Suddenly the devil appears in the middle of the sky a sais: "I have an announcement! From now on, I will kill anyone who sits in the passenger seats of cars." Then earth was invaded by aliens, and it ended.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futuramafreak on 06-26-2004 00:41
 
Quote
Originally posted by Blackadder11:
I was on a camping trip with some random guys. After it's over we're driving home, I'm sitting in the back. Suddenly I notice this light in the sky, sort of like a bright star. It seems to be getting bigger and brighter when suddenly the windshield shatters and the light flies into the guy in the passenger seat, who shakes around for a bit and then explodes. Suddenly the devil appears in the middle of the sky a sais: "I have an announcement! From now on, I will kill anyone who sits in the passenger seats of cars." Then earth was invaded by aliens, and it ended.

Sounds pretty normal to me.  ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 06-26-2004 08:35
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
 Was it a blacklight?  I think ants do glow in UV light.  At least scorpions do.
No, it was magical!

I also once dreamt that my job was to kill evil people, almost in a religious way. It was a strange and scary dream...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PhoenixLeo on 06-26-2004 09:37
I sometimes dream predictive dreams.

Unfortunately it's never been anything useful in them.
Like, I dreamt a girl had come back from living abroad, though she wasn't supposed to be back for another six months. She came out of the school library with some tall, blonde guy I didn't know.
A couple of days later I'm passing by the library and out she comes with a tall, blonde guy, who I learned was in her new class.

Another time I dreamt the firealarm was screwed up in one of the buildings. The alarm went off when I was in analogue electronics class. Well, guess what, a few days later the alarm goes off when I'm sitting in analogue electronics class. Apparently it triggered from the smoke when some people were soldering some primitive electronic gadget.

I've had a bunch of others as well, but the last few years, they've been really few.
Now if I only could dream the next lottery number...

In the most disturbing dream I've had I was in a windowless compartment in a helicopter doing some strange scientific readings, when we get shot down in a field just outside my first hometown.
After a rough landing our attackers come towards us heavily armed. In a very indifferent tone one of them tells us to line up and kneel facing away from them. When I've kneeled I can feel a gun being put to my neck and I realize he is really going to shoot me. I'm aware that he pulls the trigger, but I only feel a small peck and then I fall softly forwards. I can feel a warm sensation in the back of my skull as blood is pouring out. I feel very weak and tired, but manage to move my hand to the gaping hole, but I don't have the strength to put any pressure on it. I feel the thick, warm fluid pouring out and it finally dawns on me that I am about to die. I get weaker and weaker and finally I wake up. I wake up slowly and my entire body feels stiff, like I've been lying motionless for a week. It was still the middle of the night, but there was no way I could get back to sleep.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: phoenixie on 06-26-2004 11:21
last night i had a dream that i had been walking around in Chicago & then a bunch of little dogs like chihuahuas started chasing me. chihuahuas are fun to run away from because they bark & chase you but cant catch up with you.
then this adorable cocker spaniel puppy walked up to me. i usually am not a dog person but it was too cute! so i picked it up & thought about taking it home, but then thought about if it had a master they would miss it. so i had to go look around for the master.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: PhoenixLeo on 06-27-2004 20:55
I miss my flying dreams, haven't had one for months that I've remembered.

My first one came to me when I was something like 10-12 years old. I dreamt I was sitting in class and focused my energy upwards. I could just hover a few feet above ground and had no control of orientation so I tumbled around as if weightless. Later I had dreams where I was outside of my home walking down the street and making short flights that grew longer and higher in each dream. Soon I was above the treetops. Whenever I have a flying dream now I am in complete control. I can navigate a dense forrest in speeds so fast I'd look like a blur to anyone watching. I can fly as high as an airliner taking full advantage of the jetwinds at those altitudes.
I so miss those dreams..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 06-28-2004 03:31
Just got up half an hour ago so I'm writing this down before I forget:

I dreamt I was on a ship and the ship was attacked by small glass bowls filled with shrimp. To defeat them we had to cut the shrimp with scissors and throw the bowls away. And then when I threw one of the bowls away Zoidberg appeared and screamed "Noooooooo!" (he wanted to eat the shrimp of course). That's when the dream ended.

I'm not making this up, that's what really happened in the dream. Should I worry about my mental health?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 06-28-2004 03:52
Cartoon dreams can be funny, I've had some of those.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 06-28-2004 15:25
Almost all of my dreams/nightmares are extremely vivid. That's the only way I can distinguish them from reality.

Last night I dreamed that a giant wad of used gum that I was keeping on my dresser (in the dream) started talking to me. It told me that it was time to go to school. I told him that I couldn't because it was Google Tuesday. Then I heard a thud behind me. I sllooowwwllyyy turned around. My sister's corpse was on the ground. She had a meat cleaver in one of her hands. The gum-wad jumped from my dresser and ate everything that was left of her but the hands. A cop came. I told them what happened but they didn't beleive me. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ozor Mox on 06-28-2004 17:10
I'm sure that exams trigger loads of dreams. I've had a lot of them recently and one every night that I've had an exam the next day, usually quite scarily real as well. They have involved turning up late to an exam, falling asleep while driving at night and driving up to the top level of a very tall car park and finding that it is several thousand feet up. I'm not scared of heights but wow did that dream scare me!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: scooty puff snr on 06-29-2004 00:51
I agree with that, I have just finished my exams and i think that every night during them i had a weird dream. Mine were all about my car for some reason. Either the lights stopped working, the breaks didn't work or i just crashed. I hope that doesn't represent how i went.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 06-29-2004 02:05
Well I don't agree  :)

I dream more now after the exams where I can sleep as long as I want to. I've heard that you get more REM sleep when you sleep long enough to be fully rested, and REM sleep is believed to be the part where you dream the most.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Sm@ Cpt. Libido on 06-29-2004 02:23
I had a dream that I have had before but this time it included my friend mark! Basically we are almost in a game like Ninja gaiden and we get loads of cool weapons but then run from all the enemies! Maybe I've just been playing Ninja Gaiden to much but I have had that dream before like years ago before I even had an Xbox! Wierd!
Also I have just finished my exams and I sleep and dream a hell of a lot more!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 06-29-2004 10:59
Mirrors in dreams are bizzare things.  I looked in one last night, and I had one eye(Thought it was because I was crossing my eyes)  Then I looked regular.  I tried a monster face next.  I looked freaking scary.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Odelay3547 on 06-29-2004 13:00
I have an alarm clock, except it goes buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz and then I almost want to smash it!  :finger:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 07-03-2004 10:43
I had a cool dream last night.  I think I was stealing cars with two of my housemates, and somehow we could acquire the cars legally if we could drive them all out of this driveway and down a dirt road to the main road before the house where they were being kept exploded.  I should mention that at first these cars were like diecast models, but then they were real. 

Anyway, my two housemates kept screwing everything up and getting in the way, but we managed to get a Dodge Viper and some other car out, then I went back for a Lamborghini Murcielago.  I just barely made it out.  We left behind a Lotus Elise because it was damaged from a previous explosion.  Anyway, when I woke up, at least I wasn't too disappointed that the cars weren't real.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: davierocks on 07-03-2004 11:17
I had a dream that this girl that my best friend used to date and who he still likes was hitting on me.  She was sitting next to me real close someplace and trying to hold my hand.  And then these two guys who I know in real life but I don't recall who they are now came along.  One of them then stretched the other ones eye out loads and then let it go and it sprung back in.  Then I awoke.  It was gross.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 07-03-2004 11:30
Rape them all! No one has the right to do anything like that in a dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLesbianLeela on 07-05-2004 15:48
Watching TV I've remember an old dream I had dream weeks ago:

In the first part I did talk with Rainer Calmund during the German Championship game Dortmund vs. Schalke (Njet! I don't watch football usually).
Also I did sit next to one of the goals (?) for a while. I don't know why.

In the second part I watched an army-parade of the new Sovietunion. One of the tanks (very futuristic design) did chrash some cars. Later I've met with a strange blond-haired woman and two socialist guys in a restaurant. Suddenly the KGB surprised us and told us that they have to cotroll our passports. The strange woman did hug me, take a gun and shot in her head. The KGB-people had a look in her passport and did told me that she was a Nazi.

Anyone has an idea what's the meaning of this? Ecspecially the Rainer Calmund-part does confuse me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: stolb3rg on 07-06-2004 18:48
I had a bizzare dream, The dream was I woke up from sleeping and hit my alarm button, then I watched myself do it at least 5o times
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Venus on 07-06-2004 19:57
i have had several dreams recently where i meet Amy Lee completely by accident during/before/after an Evanescence concert. Hopefully that's a dream that'll come true when i see them at their concert in three weeks.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 07-09-2004 09:50
So I was having this dream this morning about stealing a bus, and radioactive road cones, and I get woken up by this loud noise next door.  I open my eyes and look up, and I see this huge spider running up my door.  So I shake my head to wake up a bit and I get up to look, and it's gone.  So now I don't know whether I hallucinated it or it's really there, but I'm really uncomfortable in my own room.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Speli on 07-09-2004 10:05
Probably sleep paralysis. Y'know, the errors you get in the sleep/conscious state. Or as me and OC James like to call them, the "Shadow People"
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 07-09-2004 10:16
I don't get the sleep paralysis.  I woke up fine, I was able to move, I felt no sensation of a weight pressing down on me, nor of people in the room with me, and I didn't see any bright lights.  My eyes were just rolling around in my head because I was just waking up, and I can't be sure if what I saw was real.  The problem is, the only way i'm going to find out is the hard way.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: elf on 07-09-2004 16:26
I had this really weird dream a few years ago. For some reason, I was a pink cat-like creature talking to Nibbler, or some Nibblonian. Anyway, we were talking about the existence of life, and I asked Nibbler, "But how can save the world from war?" and just when he was going to tell me, my alarm clock went buzzin' in the morning. I couldn't stop thinking about it for the rest of the day. But that's not all.

One night, I had this really, really, REALLY weird dream that my old enemy from 5th grade came back and threatened to kill me with a handgun. As she was about to shoot, Fry came down from heaven and saved my life by sending my enemy to hell. He kissed me on the forehead, and then I woke up because my stupid cat was pounding on the door. It's just weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 07-09-2004 16:41
You remind me of Andrea in a way.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ooy on 07-24-2004 16:05
::BIIIIIIIIIIIIG BUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP::
I had a dream about Futurama! i am oficially a fanatic! i cant remember much, but here goes:
Fry & Leela were married [which means i must be a shipper fan(or means i read to many of them shipper fics  ;)]
thats about it, an' i was in it, dont ask, maybe their child? i dunno, thats my free-floatin' mind for  you.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Speli on 07-25-2004 02:44
I had that reoccuring dream with the towers in the wheat field again. Some of you know it, some of you don't. This might help illustrate it*:
Subtle Elevators

Stumbling in a wheat field
It’s beautiful in the high sun
Waving strings into the horizon
Like an unseen hand
Caressing their golden stalks
Yet something distorts this beauty
These black towers of uncertainty
Verticals of complexity
Rising off into infinity
Ominous red markings
Painted on their hull
A soft grinding noise
Like rusting iron scrap
Emanating like music from within
It senses your curious approach
Each step brings another decibel
A soft whirring sound
Followed by swift breeze
The sweat trickles down
Sun rays beating the earth
As you get closer
The symphony fades away
Replaced by a harsh shriek
You stop in your tracks
The door opens.


So it starts off with me in a wheat field (Not through my eyes, though, I'm looking at myself as if a camera angle), and I stumble across these black towers with neon red markings. They look really mangled, like a junk heap, but like they were designed that way. It was amazingly complex, and ominously beautiful. So I slowly go to it and it starts making noises. I finally reach the main hatch of one, and it starts shrieking at me. The door opens, I see pitch black, but a sound like a swift depressurization coming at me and I wake up in a cold sweat. I've had this dream about seven times now.

*I figured I might as well make a poem out of it because I had to write one for school, and lo and behold, I got a 50/50 on it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 08-04-2004 08:36
I had a really odd dream last night.That I meet michael moore and I got his cel phone number. It was strange, after that. I had a dream I was in the 1800's and I killed myself. My mom and dad got other kids. It was like a movie.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 08-04-2004 15:37
I had my throat slit in my dream the other night. I was running trying to get away from these gangsta type people. I was running around this really big, busy and posh looking hotel, running up and down the stair cases and jumping from low balconies trying to get away from them. It was me agaist about 7 or 8 of them. But one of them caught me. He came up behind me and grabbed me, then from behind he slit my throat with a blade he had, while a few other of the gangstas watched. I woke up with a start clutching my neck. Not nice  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 08-05-2004 14:20
I dreamed I was working in a movie theather and I went into the bathroom and found a dead body. I freaked out and called the Power Rangers, but they didn't come.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 08-05-2004 14:25
You sould have called the VR Troopers. They were much cooler.

In other news, I dreamed I was picking and eating wild strawberries and they were good. Possibly the most random dream I have ever had.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: stolb3rg on 08-05-2004 18:25
i had some weird dream i was mountain climbing up a 40 foot mountian which had a temperature difference of like 80* cooler than the 70*F it was at its base.. and inside ( the mountain err  hill top peak ) was lit up by little glowing sponges. and I remember cutting one in half for some reason, but that just  made the halfs brighter
I hate it when you think you have stuff you dont really have because of a dream... i had a dream 2 days ago about a harley Davidson thatt i though i had until i looked outside.
Also, when your dreams mission is to so something completley useless, like tie string togeather or something
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 08-10-2004 10:47
OK, I just had a dream where I was trying to hunt down two assassins who had been sent to town.  They were coming in on a ship.  Me and some other people went to meet the ship, and spy on them.  They turned out to be exact doubles of two of the people I was with.  Then we started to be chased around by some shady guys in suits whom I was completely unable to take seriously.  One of them caught me and I had him by the back of the collar and was hitting his head into the wall.  Then I said to him, "what's better than having you right where I want you?"  Then I karate chopped him in the neck, just like Elvis, I thought.  So I answered myself, "karate chops!"

Then later I had all the dudes in suits locked in my living room and they were pissed off because one of them broke something.  I was not happy when the alarm woke me up, because I wanted to see what was going to happen.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 08-10-2004 11:42
I dreamt about buying 6 lottery tickets of € 1 each.

I saw this as a sign, so IRL, I went out and bought 6 of € 1. I just won my money back.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 08-13-2004 19:31
*bump0r!!1*

I had a rather strange dream/nightmare this morning.

For some reason, my middle school was hosting a prom. Nobody would go with me, so I went alone. Nobody was in prom-type clothes, so I was confused. I sat down at one of the tables, and stole some kid's iPod. Then I heard somebody scream across the building. I ran over to find that all of PEEL was at war with each other. Real war, with guns and everything. GFF was blasting people's heads off. I remember this very clearly, because VF ran up to me and screamed it as she got her own head blown off. The bullet went on to blast off my left arm. I raised my eye-brow at this. "Interesting." Then I walked home and remembered that I'm left handed. I screamed, then woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 08-13-2004 19:48
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
I was not happy when the alarm woke me up, because I wanted to see what was going to happen.
Yeah I hate that too, but I think it's necessary for remembering them, that they be interrupted.
If they finish then it's all sorted out in your subconscious and you don't remember it, or something.  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 08-13-2004 20:18
Yeah, I think I'd rather remember them.  I used to remember my dreams a lot, and now I've been having trouble with it.  I always feel better when I can remember my dreams.  I've remembered a few recently.  Look at the dates on the posts: 7/3, 7/9, 8/10... Maybe it's a good sign.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Otis P Jivefunk on 08-14-2004 03:20
Cross Luigi's Mansion with Doom 3, put them in a blender with my imagination, and you've got my latest dream...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 08-17-2004 09:28
weird Otis....

SamuelXDiamond was in my dream last night....and I don't even know him!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 08-17-2004 09:37
I dreamt about some unknown people. I was in a big hotel and had to change rooms every night. One day I  ran into a new roommate, some French girl (not so attractive, not ugly either) and I had to explain something to her and then I woke up.
Time experience was weird. Like half a week in just half a dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 08-17-2004 09:43
this morning I woke up from my dream and wanted to continue it, so I closed my eyes, and it actually worked. I've never had that happen before.
It was about zombies. And Jesus. But not ZombieJesus.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: davierocks on 08-17-2004 11:38
I had another dream about the girl I mentioned a few pages back in this thread.  It started out from a real life experience when there were loads of people in her room and she and I were lying in her bed cuddling.  But then we kissed which didn't happen in real life (but possibly could have if my best friend didn't love her).  Then I woke up.  If this keeps up I am gonna start having trouble looking her in the face when I see her.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 08-17-2004 11:57
Last night, I dreamed that I was an old person in a retirment home, and my friends, who were the ages they are now, came to visit me and spoonfeed me fruitcake. They were speaking in some some of alien gibberish, but somehow I could understand them. They told me that the fruitcake was poisoned. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 08-17-2004 12:10
Last night I had a dream about a lawnmower and chocolate pudding.  The lawnmower was in this white void, and it was covered in the chocolate pudding.  For some reason it was really fucking scary.

Y'know that Invader Zim episode with the moose?  It was kinda like that . . . . . .
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 08-17-2004 13:11
But...But... M5, that is creepy! All that scary-ass chocolate all over the lawnmower would surely muck up the motor!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 08-22-2004 10:53
*bump*

Last night I had a dream that I woke up, and suddenly I was a Liquid Emperor on PEEL. Also we were flying to France in our car. So we launched it from the highway streetsweeper, and fell into the ocean half-way there. "Uh-oh.", the magician screamed. Then I woke up. It was... strange.   :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 08-22-2004 11:37
I dreamt that I kept taking LSD every few minutes but it never worked. There was a bunch of other people also, but I don't really remember what they were doing.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 08-29-2004 10:38
I dreamed that I was standing in a queue to get into a bar with a bunch of Indian people I know.  There was a bouncer and he was ignoring us.  For some reason I wasn't wearing shoes, so I decided I'd better get my shoes out of my backpack.  Then, once I got them out, I realized I was wearing shoes after all and I just hadn't tied them.

Then I woke up a half hour before my alarm.

Also, earlier in the dream, I was walking up the street, with no shoes, limping for some reason, and some guy comes up to me out of nowhere and starts talking to me, just random bullshit.  So I ignore him, or say "Mmmm," or something, my usual reaction when people try to talk to me.  So somebody I know comes up and slaps this other guy on the back and says "you picked the wrong guy to talk to."
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Philp_J_Fry on 08-29-2004 10:52
all of you guys have weird dreams i dont even remember any of mine (right now)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 08-29-2004 21:24
I have a lot of dreams about money that is all bent out of shape, and picking it up from beneath fairground rides. They're all slightly different, but when they have this theme, they feel really really real.

In the last one, I had to split my cash with some scary homeless guy, or he was going to jam a goldfish up my bottom.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: KurtPikachu2001 on 08-30-2004 09:19
Check out the dream I had about Family Guy in the "It's Got a TV" forum!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLampIncident on 08-30-2004 09:34
 
Quote
Originally posted by termos:
I dreamt that I kept taking LSD every few minutes but it never worked. There was a bunch of other people also, but I don't really remember what they were doing.

A couple years ago, I had a dream that I bought a gram of pot, and I was running around on the street wildly trying to find a place to smoke it, but I could never find one. It was like midnight or so in the dream, and I was near my old house, I could see that liquor store across the street.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 08-30-2004 10:10
I've had a new dream:

This time I was going to show my family (including my grandmother) something on TV (I have no idea why or what). But there was porn on every channel, and of course they all thought it was my fault.

I rate this dream 2.5/5. Not enough violence.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 08-30-2004 10:24
Another weird dream:

I was eating something, I think it was called Pimp Sauce. I got sick and vomited on the spot. People came up and took pictures of it. Then I had some Pepto-Bismol to settle my stomach. I heard somebody scream, and woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 08-30-2004 11:26
I got woken up early this morning and I remembered whatever I was dreaming about, but I didn't write it down and now I forgot it.  All I remember now is a tan hatchback at a gas station.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLampIncident on 09-11-2004 08:07
I had this awesome dream last night. I was at a Converge show at a place that was a strange hybrid between the restaurant where I work and the Living Room in Providence. It was also an 18+ show, and while all my friends had turned 18(they haven't all yet but you know) and I was still 17, I was hiding the whole time trying not to be seen, because I know at least one person there knew my real age. It was awesome...when I was waking up I was like "NOO! Don't let this dream go!"
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 09-11-2004 09:24
eggs: Are you writing down you dreams for lucid dreaming? I hear it helps.

Or for some other strange and deeply disturbing reason...  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 09-11-2004 10:28
I had a really weird dream last night. I was in a room, stapped to a chair with my eyes taped wide open, watching my life on TV. Every second, from birth, to being really old. According to the dream, I'll be put in an insane asylum when I'm 22, get out at 33, and I'll be diagnosed with lung cancer at 88. Creepy.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 09-11-2004 10:49
YLB, did you watch yourself spending hours upon hours reading and posting on PEEL?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mr. Potter on 09-11-2004 11:02
I dreamed that I was a DVD reviewer and fell asleep watching a movie. It doesn't get more boring.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 09-11-2004 11:12
I had a dream about a week ago, that there was a dog food called kibbles-n'-shits. There was commercial for it, the dog was like a gangster calling other female dogs bitchs.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 09-11-2004 11:21
I had this dream a couple weeks ago,I was at a bookstore, reading some book, and then there comes Paul McCartney. Some stuff hapened that I don't exactly remember, and then I woke up. " Oh my God! I can't wait to tell Glo- Oh....Dammit!" No, I don't have a life, and yes, I spent most of the night before listening to a Wings CD over and over again.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 09-11-2004 11:52
@ Jicannon: Surprisingly, no! I spent most of my time since January here, so you'd think a good chunk of the dream would be PEEL... But nope.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-11-2004 12:19
 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
eggs: Are you writing down you dreams for lucid dreaming? I hear it helps.

Or for some other strange and deeply disturbing reason...   :p

I'm writing them down to put them in a book and mail it to you.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 09-11-2004 17:21
One time I dreamt I was a flying skunk in a rainforest.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: leelaholic on 09-11-2004 18:41
I had a weird dream about PEEL. I only remember one part of it, and it went something like this...

(http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9057/Dream.png)

NOTE: This is not an actual post. I made it myself.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 09-12-2004 03:10
You dreamt that Nasty was a crustacean? Outrageous!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M0le on 09-12-2004 03:13
Wow, that is weird. Nine laughing gifs? The limit is seven!  :mad:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 09-12-2004 03:14
or was it eight.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: David A on 09-12-2004 04:26
The limit is eight, but that would include the frowny face in the quote.  Also, check out the gender symbol.  What's up with that?

I had this weird dream where I was at some mall doing my Christmas shopping.  I stopped at this pet supply store, because my sister needed a thermometer for her aquarium, because she wasn't sure if the one she had was working properly.  The guy I  asked about thermometers was a real jerkwad about it, but I eventually got the thermometer I wanted.

I took the thermometer to the cash register to pay for it.  While the guy at the register was ringing it up, I mentioned how the other guy was a jerk.  The cash register guy felt bad about it, so he agreed to go time-travelling with me.

We went back in time, and found a message that Fishy Joe had left in the past for us to find.  It turned out that the cash register guy knew Jeff, but not from PEEL; but for some reason, he refered to Jeff as "Fishy Joe" anyway.  We found a Playstation 2 disk along with the message.  The cash register guy said that we should play the game on the disk, since Fishy had left it there for us to find.  I told him that I didn't have a Playstation, but he was welcome to use my Sega Genesis or my Atari 2600.  He said that wasn't the same thing.

I was getting hungry, so we decided to return to the present.  The cash register guy said that he had to get back to work, because his break was over.  I went to the mall food court, and there were all these signs advertizing this new frozen pink lemonade drink.  I got a hamburger and a lemonade.  The lemonade was pretty good; the burger, not so much.  Then I went home, 'cause I didn't feel like shopping anymore.

A bunch of other stuff happened in the dream, too; but it involved non-PEEL people that you guys don't know, so I won't bore you with the details.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 09-12-2004 08:55
@ leelaholic: Is it wrong to have laughed at that?  :laff:

I've been having this dream every week or so for a while, now...

There was a moldy potato. It floated and said things. So, one day, it started to follow me around. I asked my math teacher if she knew what was going on. The only response I got was:

"The potato ownz you. You do not question him. He knows all."

Then she ran off. The potato silently followed me. I went up to one of my friends, and before I could say anything, he replied:

"The potato ownz you. You do not question him. He knows all."

Then he ran off. So, the day went on, people ran from me, and then when I got home, I went on PEEL. I checked the test thread to see if anybody else had this problem. The only response I got was:

"The potato ownz you. You do not question him. He knows all."

If I remember correctly, first David A answered, then Margie, then Jeremy, and Faze. Then Nixorbo saw the thread and closed it. His post?

"Test Threads are now Banned, and so are you. DO NOT question the potato."

So I plucked the potato from behind me, and ate it. Then I woke up.
 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 09-12-2004 09:56
Must...obey...potato.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-12-2004 10:53
I dreamed I was getting ready for bed, then my alarm went off and I had to wake up.  That was really confusing.  I honestly believed I had only been asleep a few minutes.

The dream started with me being back at the house I grew up in, visiting the new owners.  They were growing watermelons in the yard.  One of them was attacked by what was at first a deer, then a cow, then a rhino, on the front porch.

So I was going to stay the night there, and I went to my old room, but then switched to the guest room. I found milk crates full of old records there, and one full of repair manuals for GM cars.  I was looking through them when the alarm went off.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 09-12-2004 11:06
*gathers David A, Jeremy, Marj and Nix around secret headquarters diabolical scheme table*
Lady, gentlemen, and Jeremy, we have a situation...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 09-16-2004 06:55
Last night I had the scariest dream I've had in a long time.

Three men are in competition for the hand of a fiance.  To resolve their rivalry they travel far away from their homeland to a trialing ground.  When they arrived there was a leaning slate-stone, with another slate stone on top of it leaning the other way, making a zig-zag shape.  The challenge to win the love of the fiance was to build platforms out of wood in the same shape, and to build as many platforms as they could, the one with the highest and broadest tower would win the hand of the girl.  To work they went, building their towers, then they would run back down their towers, and collect more wood, only to run back up and keep building.  All along they looked at eachother, and saw that the competition was still hard at work, still building their twisted wooden towers higher and higher, running up and down they would not yeild, until soon one stopped and said to the others "Wait!  Look around!"

To the North and South and East and West, everywhere was their wooden tower.  They had totally forgotten the reason why they were building the wooden tower in the first place, and were only obsessed with defeating their rivals.  The wooden streched hollow and twisted across the whole world, and none of them could say where his sections of the tower ended or where the competition's began.  Soon they realised two things, firstly that their obsession had brought the world to an end, secondly that they were dead and in hell.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 09-16-2004 07:46
Impressive. A parable?

Perhaps the moral of the story is: "Marry? Pfah! Get yourself a hooker."
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 09-16-2004 07:49
Sounds kinda like the old Tower of Babel tale to me... though with more towers and less God.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 09-19-2004 20:58
I had a pretty bad dream last night....I mean I usually dream in better quality than that, but this one sucked...it was like an mpeg or something  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 09-19-2004 21:27
Some of my Mpeg movies are better quality than my DivX novies. A couple of nights ago I dreamt I was looking at porn while posting here then I was in it having sex with JLo and then all of a sudden she turned into my old gym teacher. Then when I got up out of the bed I was FemJ, so I started to play with myself. Then I looked into my bathroom's mirror and all of a sudden I was TNUK. So I went to PEEL to post about it, and then I woke up in my bed. Too much PEEL is bad for you.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Lrrrr on 09-19-2004 22:36
I had a weird dream about 2 months ago, I think. It was about some guy excaping from prisson and stealling my mom's boyfried's truck. He found my house and started to wreak into it repeatively. This woke me up from my dream in my dream, and looked out side. Saw that the guy was crashing into my garage. He saw me and started to run into my window. So I got my phone and went into my mom's room. The banging on the garage also woke her up, and told me to call the police which I did. When the police came he took off, they didn't even follow him. He came back the next night and took my nephew. After that I woke up.

When I was dreaming I saw certain features of my house that I really don't pay attention to. When I got up I accually thought this had happend. So I went looking around my house for those certain things I really don't pay attention to. I found most of them.

The next day was one of the worst days I have ever had in my life.   :hmpf:

Another dream I had was I realized that I was dreaming so I sat down and all went black to nothing. Then I woke up.   :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 09-20-2004 21:48
I had a dream I got up, got dressed and ready to go to class, and was about to eat breakfast...then I woke up and almost went to class undressed because I could have sworn I had already done it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 09-20-2004 22:13
 
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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
I started to play with myself. Then I looked into my bathroom's mirror and all of a sudden I was TNUK. So I went to PEEL to post about it, and then I woke up in my bed. Too much PEEL is bad for you.

 :laff:

That's quite scary, really.

Anyways, I had a strange dream the other day. I was working, and a female co-worker came up to me (I hate her), then grabbed my hand, and proceeded to point at people. They fell over, dead. Then they melted.
She said "Good, now they're gone, you have to like me." She then proceeded to morph into an evil little dwarf-creature with her face.

So we went outside, climbed up a long flight of stairs that isn't there in real life, and into a mini that was parke don thin air at the top. She climbed out again, through the sunroof (do minis even have sunroofs?), and naturally, she fell to her own death.

Then, the mini blew up, and I was also falling, but slowly, and the coins were there, hanging in the air. Weird golden coins, and I could grab them... but they always tried to get back to where they had been originally.

Eventually, I slow-fell near to the ground, and when I got close enough to touch the cobbles on the street, (in real life, that street is tarmac), I woke up.

It all seemed to make perfect sense at the time, and I think there was more, but I forget.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 09-20-2004 22:23
 
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TNUK
She then proceeded to morph into an evil little dwarf-creature with her face.

[old man] I'm getting pissed off, you pygmy sonava bitch.[/om]

Worst dream I ever had: My cock fell off, then I went to school on, "no pants" day.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Lrrrr on 09-20-2004 22:31
I had a dream last night that, I was at school and some chick was trying to kill me. She looked like Deputy Wagle from Reno 911. Anyway she came after me with about a 10 foot sword and was chasing me around campus. No one beleaved me that she was trying to kill me. Then I woke up.

There was more but I forgot it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-20-2004 22:32
OK, GPT, your dreams are scary and wrong.  You are not allowed to dream anymore.  I've heard enough about your cock to last me a lifetime.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 09-20-2004 22:36
Yeah, I know, well about cock information, 100 feet long, exactly 456 hairs, jacked off 567 times...  :p

Yeah, I want to stop dreaming, especially when TNUK is involved.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 09-20-2004 22:40
Please do stop dreaming about me. I'm not supposed to go to nasty places like the insides of peoples heads.

I'm supposed to be a real person, dammit! How can I do that, if I'm in your brain!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Logan Fils on 09-20-2004 23:35
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Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 09-26-2004 10:49
I had a dream that I was in a black room and I knew I was dreaming and I wanted to wake myself up because I knew I had to get up so I started banging on the walls and yelling at myself...it took another couple minutes for meself to hear me  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-26-2004 11:08
I had a dream I can't really remember, involving being a sprinter, and a bad one.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 09-26-2004 11:58
I had several dreams that I can remember last night...

First, I dreamed that PEEL was a place, like in ABBFT. everyone was walking around through the different threads, and saying things in them. So while I was PEELing, I saw a new person. He ran around and shouted nonsense in all of the threads. Then, out of nowhere, I had a knife. I killed him. Nobody cared, or so I thought. Nixorbo the mighty kicked me out, and then I woke up.

Then, later, I had a dream that I don't quite remember...

It involved those playgrounds at fast food resturants. Funny thing, I've never actually been to one... Anyway, I was part of some sort of Playplace olympics and I fell down the slide and into the ground while I was doing backflips. I recall telling everybody that I had a freak-accident. Tiger Woods came to my house and gave me money. Then, I woke up again.

Next, I had a dream that I was pushing my mother's car thorough the house. I have no idea why, or how. But my mom caught me, and somehow, she wasn't angry. It was weird. She made me drive it out. I detroyed the whole house, so she slapped me. I woke up, again, with a stinging red mark on my face.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 09-26-2004 17:59
This mourning I found myself hating my alarm clock just because it interupted the best dream I had in weeks. It was about uh. egh. Vampires, yes the best vampire dream ever.

Don't judge me!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 10-04-2004 22:13
I had a dream I was in a kaleidoscope...everyone  moved by rolling around and had 6 upper bodies joined at the waist with no legs...then I woke up, tried to roll out of bed, and discovered I had legs.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLampIncident on 10-04-2004 22:28
I had a couple dreams over the weekend that kind of scared me...I can only remember the first one though. I was in my old town at the school I went to for K-3 with a couple other people. I was browsing through the playground, checking the changes to the equipment when a load of kids came outside for recess. At this school, all you had to do was take a short trail through the woods to get to the high school, so I went over that way. I walked into the auditorium and nobody was there so I went into the halls to check out the school I would have gone to had I continued to live in that town. It was like I was in an inner city school. Kids lifting me up by the collar of my shirt demanding lunch money and explanations on why their teachers were so "wack"...I managed to run out...I think someone was chasing me...I felt myself running, then floating, then I woke up. Time - 10:20am. Not as much sleep as I'd have wanted(only about 9 hours), but I lived.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 10-04-2004 22:38
I had a dream that was essentially an episode of "Desperate Housewives."  Now before you jump to conclusions, it was probably because I watched it on Sunday.  Now before you jump to further conclusions, my partner pulled rank and decided what we were watching.  Now before you jump to any further conclusions, the show was pretty bad and I didn't enjoy it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 10-04-2004 23:02
I remember once I had a dream where everyone on earth looked, talked, and acted exactly like me. This creeped the living hell out of me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Speli on 10-05-2004 05:01
 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Please do stop dreaming about me. I'm not supposed to go to nasty places like the insides of peoples heads.

I'm supposed to be a real person, dammit! How can I do that, if I'm in your brain!

But how can we acknowledge you as a real person if you're not in our brains?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Action Jacktion on 10-06-2004 22:10
Last night I dreamed that Doctor Who Magazine printed a letter I wrote, but they got my address wrong.  And today, what should I receive but the latest issue of DWM!  There was even something in it that reminded me of the one time they did print a letter from me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 10-06-2004 22:16
I had a dream the other day. Might even have been yesterday.

I was dead, killed by reading a newspaper that contained deadly words. So I was trying to tell other people not to read it, but I was dead, so they were all taking the newspaper, reading the deadly words, and dying. Then they could interact with me, and they were all like "why didn't you warn us about the newspaper words being deadly?"
Strange stuff.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 10-06-2004 22:27
I had this dream where I was in my Science class and the teacher said to get into groups of two. I looked around the room and saw the guy I had a crush on (I'm such a little girl  :p ).All of a sudden everyone,except me,my crush and this other kid I did not know had a partner.I went up to him when all of a sudden he points to me and yells:"You hate me!"
And that's when my alarm clock woke me up. I told my friends and they laughted at me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-07-2004 11:01
 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
I had a dream the other day. Might even have been yesterday.

I was dead, killed by reading a newspaper that contained deadly words. So I was trying to tell other people not to read it, but I was dead, so they were all taking the newspaper, reading the deadly words, and dying. Then they could interact with me, and they were all like "why didn't you warn us about the newspaper words being deadly?"
Strange stuff.

That really sounds like a Slow Wave (http://www.slowwave.com/index.php) for some reason.  you should submit it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 10-07-2004 13:30
I had a dream last night that I double-posted on PEEL.  After I did it, I realized I should have used the edit button, but decided I was too lazy to and let it be.  Then I was worried someone was going to yell at me, and the dream ended.

Needless to say, I'm surprised I remembered it, as I almost never remember dreams.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Speli on 10-07-2004 13:32
I had a dream where I was jettisoned outside of a spacecraft at a high speed, and the rest of the dream just followed my corpse around the universe...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 10-07-2004 13:41
I dreamed that I was watching Star Wars and when I woke up I was on the couch and I was watching Star Wars.

Then I dreamed that I was on the internet while riding in an elevator and all this porn popped up like and then my mom got on the elevator and she was all like "OMG YOU'RE SO BAD AND YOU CAN NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!"  And then she went on the computer and looked at the porn.  Yes.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 10-07-2004 13:48
 
Quote
Originally posted by Squeaky:
I remember once I had a dream where everyone on earth looked, talked, and acted exactly like me. This creeped the living hell out of me.
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Malkovich?
Malkovich Malkovich.

Has anybody seen that one? It's great!

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-07-2004 13:51
I hate it. Philosophy/absurdity does not make me a good movie.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ooy on 10-07-2004 15:43
I had a dream where i could have 1 big cookie, and i got 2, i went on PEEL and saw some posts, then i got busted by my mums old partner. then my mum woke me up. thanks mum! ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M0le on 10-07-2004 19:10
I used to have all these dreams when I was a kid of being in a car falling off a bridge. And then, just as we'd hit the water, I'd wake up. Freaky stuff.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 10-07-2004 19:35
 
Quote
Originally posted by Mango:
I dreamed that I was watching Star Wars and when I woke up I was on the couch and I was watching Star Wars.

I had dream once where these angry golfers were chasing me down with their clubs. When I woke up golf was on TV. Spooky stuff.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: zomit on 10-08-2004 08:06
A few years ago I had this really weird/scary dream. I was standing across the road from this shop and I was with 3 of my friends. Then I noticed that there were all these people crowded around something outside the shop, so we walked across the road (which is a really busy road) and then when I got to the shop, only one of the friends was with me (don't ask me how the other 2 disappeared). We went to see what everyone was looking at, and there was a portable toilet (like the ones at construction sites) and there was a note sticky-taped to the door that said "CLOSED ON THURSDAYS" (it was a Wednesday when I woke up, so I don't see what that really had to do with anything) when suddenly, this middle-aged woman opens the door, throws me in there and locks it. Inside, there was just cobwebs (not even a toilet) and then I was banging on the door to get out, when my friend opened the door and then when I got out I asked him where the lady was and then we both looked up and saw her on the roof of the portable toilet and she looked like she was ready to pounce (sort of like a cat) and then she leapt off it. At that point, we were running for our lives and she was chasing us. She grabbed me, and then I realised it was a dream so I told him to punch me in the face so I'd wake up, but then he said "Then how will I wake up?" and he ran away. The lady threw me in this room and then I said "Please don't kill me, I'll do anything! Anything! I'll even help you catch my friend!" And then she pointed behind me and I saw my friend lying on the floor (either asleep or dead) and then I woke up.

EDIT: I have heaps of other weird dreams, some weirder than others, like the time my brother transformed into a monster because I killed a skeleton in a video game, or the time I was in the Simpsons' car and then they drove it into this pile of bones and we were eaten by skeletons (both of these were scary)....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zmithy on 10-08-2004 08:34
Heres how this morning went for me:

7:00 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:09 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:18 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:27 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:36 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:45 - alarm clock beeps, I hit the snooze button and go back to sleep
7:54 - alarm clock beeps, I turn the alarm off, and go back to sleep
8:10 - Wake up, the fact that I have college finally sinks in, and I rush to get ready before the 8:30 bus
8:30 - Miss the bus

This happens to me all the time, at 2:00 AM I don't want to go to sleep even though I'm tired, and in the morning I don't want to get up even though I'm awake. Do I get more willpower as the day goes on or something?

I have the coolest dreams, but I can never remember them, in the most recent one I jetskied up a chinese river, then went into a floating restaurant, ordered some tuna then was shown a book full of half machine-half animal creations sketched in Da Vinci style.

EDIT: I also remember dreaming that Futurama came back, and watching an episode of it! (can't remember any details unfortunately) I was so pissed off when I woke up...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 10-08-2004 09:53
Last night I had a strange dream that I was in a flooded house and for some people were getting me to baptize them in what seemed to be the den  :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-08-2004 11:48
 
Quote
Originally posted by Squeaky:
  I had dream once where these angry golfers were chasing me down with their clubs. When I woke up golf was on TV. Spooky stuff.

Yeah, I had a dream once that Jackie Chan was singing a song, and when I woke up I was listening to that song.  But not as sung by Jackie Chan.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 10-08-2004 17:35
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
 Yeah, I had a dream once that Jackie Chan was singing a song, and when I woke up I was listening to that song.  But not as sung by Jackie Chan.

That must have been one scary dream. 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Tongue Luck on 10-11-2004 20:40
Last night, I dreamed I was trying to catch a train but things kept slowing me down. First I forgot my suitcase. Then my friends tried to talk to me. Then I got lost and ended up in an ice rink. I decided it would be better to slide around on my ass than to try to stay upright, so I sat down and made my way across the room. Then Hitler showed up and started yelling at me. I didn't know what he was saying, because I don't speak dream-German.

Then my alarm clock went off. I hit the snooze button and instantly went back to sleep. I dreamed that a friend of mine (whom I haven't seen in months) called and said, "Guess what! Hitler just died!" I remember thinking, "Wow, weird, I just had a dream about the guy." Then my rainbow disco ball fell on my head (in real life, not dream life) and I woke up for real.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M5438 on 10-12-2004 04:45
I had this dream where I was driving my truck on my normal route to school.  This time though the cab was full of all these gauges, lights, oscilloscopes, keypads and displays.

Part of my route involves a long, straight section of road that slopes down gently for about 6 miles and affords me good visibility the whole way.  I stopped at the top, flipped a few switches, put it in first, jumped it off the line pretty hard and started accelerating down the hill.

I'm not sure what all that gear was supposed to do, but it was sure as hell poised to do something.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 10-12-2004 05:19
I wrote down three dreams I had the other night. I could remember them so clearly in the morning, and they were really confusing. I'm not sure if they were the same dream, or three separate dreams, but I certainly cannot see any link.

In the first dream, I was walking on the way to school (which happened to be my old school) and in the back street I killed someone. I don't remember how, or who, except that it was a middle or so aged man. After school mum was driving me home and she was telling me how they found a body in this street. I acted like I hadn't heard. Nobody suspected me at all. Then when I was at home, which was a larger 4 or 5 story version of my actual house, the doorbell rang, and it was a bald courier. I was waiting for something, not sure what though. I thought my mum was going to answer the door, but instead she went into the study. And the courier left. I don't know if the courier had anything to do with the murder, but it was defaintly the same dream.

In the second dream, there was a wall of something coming towards us (us being me and a group of swimming friends/coaches). I have a feeling it may have been a wall of fish. We dug a hole in the ground so all the fish would go in there, and we were sitting in a room of some kind at the bottom of the hole. Later in the same dream everyone was dancing in bathers and at least one girl was naked, and we were told that one guy had to be naked. None of this nakedness or dancing was sexually suggestive at all. Then there was something to do with a toilet/bathroom. I have no idea what, except that again it wasn't sexual at all.

In the third dream, I went to the movies with a group of people. People I remember from the group are my dad and one of my friends from school. We went to the cinema but there was nothing we wanted to see/not good times for movies, so we didn't see anything. We went to the foodcourt, and I got something followed by fried rice. There was a free dispenser in the middle of the food court with different flavours of thickshake (chocolate, strawberry and something else), and I got a strawberry one. My school friend was drinking lots, possibly straight from the dispenser, and was feeling sick. At 8:30pm I went to Electronics Boutique because they were having a cd sale (EB doesn't actually sell cds), but it was closed just as I got there. There was another EB close by, but that was also closed.

And that was my interesting night. I need to start writing my dreams down more often.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 10-12-2004 14:58
I had a dream last night where I was out in public, and suddenly a friend started talking to me on my cell phone, but it was in my pocket and the speakerphone was on.  So, everyone could hear him, and he was saying something rude, or swearing or something.  I was mortified, and fumbled around to get my phone out of my pocket to turn the speakerphone off.  I think it stemmed from going out to eat with my parents yesterday, and last night's episode of Family Guy - the one where they visit Brian in L.A. and Peter swallows his cell phone.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FemJesse on 10-12-2004 15:01
Alex, your second dream is a prediction of the New York peelathon that will soon come to fruition.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Probulator on 10-12-2004 23:50
Anyone ever found that a television on in the background while you're sleeping is very influential? Last weekend I was dreaming about Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer standing in front of me reciting meaningless trivia. Freaked me out until I woke up and realised there was a quiz show on, with some girl named 'Buffy' answering all the questions.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLampIncident on 10-13-2004 05:01
I had a dream last night that my alarm clock went off very loudly.

Then I missed the bus.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 10-13-2004 08:36
 
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Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
I need to start writing my dreams down more often.

It pays off hey, I dunno about other people but I remember my dreams so vividly just after I wake up, but then later in the day I try to remember them and I can't recall the slightest detail.... :hmpf:

I wish there was something that could record your dreams so you could watch them later on....like a vido camera inside your head....that'd be cool....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 10-13-2004 09:21
germanfryfan, I think you were in my dream last night. You looked just like your avatar, Bender part and all, and you were 2-D.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 10-14-2004 04:07
 
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Originally posted by Gleno:
 It pays off hey, I dunno about other people but I remember my dreams so vividly just after I wake up, but then later in the day I try to remember them and I can't recall the slightest detail....  :hmpf:
I've found exactly the same thing. I only remember them for about a minute after I wake up, and if I don't write it down, I can't remember a thing about it later. If I write it down though, I can remember exactly what happened in the dream, what I saw and how I felt.

Two days ago...

I was in a school assembly, but all the people there were people from my old school, even though it was definatly an assembly at my current school. We were all talking about them moving to the school. I spoke to one of them about their laptop being broken, and I told him to go to our old school to fix it. After some time I drove home, and there was this woman with short hair (who in real life actually came to our school for this acting thing) in my garage. I was jokingly threatening to kill her or something - she wasn't too happy. She asked me if their was a police station around somewhere, then disappeared through about a 1x7cm hole in the garage door.

And last night...

I was talking to a group of people about one of the people my dad works with going on a conference to the Gold Coast (my dad is involved in organising conferences for doctors), and this girl from school was there talking to my mum. I have written down a direct quote that the girl said - "It will take longer than a day". I have a feeling that for some reason mum was saying it will take a day, even though it was a five day conference. My mum was then going to get all her African patients as taxi drivers (she does a lot of things for African immigrants... though I'm not sure how this bit came up). Then mum and the girl were talking about a powerpoint presentation that mum had made politically correct enough for Adelaide Uni, where this girl was doing Medicine (she doesn't actually... but my sister does).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 10-14-2004 18:06
I actually had another dream last night.  It was a weird one, that's for sure.  I was on some sort of field trip type thing (even though I'm not in school right now).  We were at a hotel or a hostel, or something, in a vaugely familiar city (I think it was probably based off a nearby town).  I decided to go over to this community center type thing, where people my age would hang out.  I had to take a gondola (or something like that) over a ravine to get there. 

I hung out for a while, and then decided to leave with some people from my group, who had suddenly arrived.  We were waiting for the gondola, when I suddenly realized I forgot my bike.  I searched all over the community center for it, up and down the stairs, but I couldn't find it.  I thought maybe I left it in one of the elevators, but decided not to check.  I got back with my friends, and the line for the gondola hadn't moved. 

There was this entrance for what seemed to be an amusement park ride, where we could "see" the moon.  I wondered if it would be the "Whalers on the Moon" thing from "Ep. 2 TSHL".  By this time, though, I was growing impatient, and considered jumping the smaller part of the ravine, where there was a raging river hundreds of feet below.  There was a narrow part, about 4 feet wide nearby, but the more I looked at it, the wider it got. 

Suddenly, we were back in the hotel, and hung out for a while, until my dream abruptly ended (either a phone call or my alarm clock, I can't remember).  No word on what happened to my bike.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 10-16-2004 06:05
Last night, I had a dream that me and my sister were having a party at out house, and we lived on the 17th story of an apartment building. My sister got inside the window, to look out, and for some reason I was afraid she'd fall and I didn't want her to. So she's playing around, and then she stood up and jumped out. I cried, then went outside, and she was splattered on the walk. I cried some more. Then Yoko Ono shot me.

Second, I had another really disturbing nightmare about Ms. Ono. She was plotting to shot John Lennon, and I was there with her. The whole thing was extremely weird and surreal, and in the end, she did it and blamed her crime on that Mark Chapman guy. I didn't go back to sleep.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 10-29-2004 11:51
Last night in my dream, I accidentally killed someone. It was awful, I was feeling the guilt so bad and was genuinely shocked. Then people started finding out and I was just going along with them and pretending it was all a big shock and nobody knew how it happened. But it was a complete accident.

So watch your backs...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: termos on 10-29-2004 11:54
I had a dream I put someone else in a very small hole underground, filled it with water, and closed it. It was some kind of really weird torture, but I don't remember who the victim was.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 10-29-2004 14:45
I dreamed that I was walking down my road in the rain. There was a lot of traffic going past, and they were all honking at me. I looked down, and saw I wasn't wearing shoes. In fact, I was wearing only my dressing gown, and one sock. The right sock. My other sock was gone. This seemed profoundly disturbing at the time.

So I went home, back the way I'd come, only to find that my house wasn't there. Instead, there was a stone-walled garden. I went inside, and it was nice. Peaceful. Then, everything outside the garden disappeared, and the walls grew really high, then started to close in. I curled up into a ball on the ground, and just hoped that I wasn't going to be squished.

I don't know how long I was like that, but I woke up curled into a foetal shape around the foot of my computer chair, having apparantly crawled out of my bed.

Strange.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 10-29-2004 15:21
My alarm clock is my other halve, when he gets up I know.  If he has especially early meeting/s at work that day I ended up waking up as early as he does.  Usually that day I find myself more tired than usual, as I go to bed as late as usual.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 10-29-2004 18:07
Jesus X. Christ mint!! That's the third fourth (saw another one) post I've seen you mention your "other half" in the last 5 minutes! Dubya tee eff?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 10-29-2004 23:11
i had a dream a while ago that i looked up in the sky, and all you could see was jupiter.... about 20 times as big as you can see the moon..
it was crazy... something was happening in our solar system and we ended up orbiting jupiter.... civilisation as we knew it was coming to an end..
i ran home...i was so scared to see something so unstoppable happen...
and there was a nock on the door... i opened the door and 3 kids in trench coats were standing there... one of them grabbed out a sword, poked it through the security door and cut off my leg..
that was weird..

usually i dream about seeing people being shot at close range...or being chased... or one of those virus-killing-the-human-race things..

it's scary...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-30-2004 02:58
 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Jesus X. Christ mint!! That's the third fourth (saw another one) post I've seen you mention your "other half" in the last 5 minutes! Dubya tee eff?

What would you be like, with a siamese twin brother or sister? Eh? Have some compassion and respect!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 10-30-2004 03:15
Last night in my dream I remember horses for part of it. I was trying to ride a horse. And then later on in another dream, I was drowning...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 10-30-2004 03:19
My latest dream had me swimming 400 and 1500 freestyle races at National titles. Not events I go near normally. I did 4.11 in the 400, and I didn't get my time in the 1500. My friend from school who doesn't swim was there, and my school captain was staying where we were staying, or something.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: zomit on 10-30-2004 09:35
I had this dream a few days ago where at school we had to perform a play, and it was really weird. All I remember about the play was that I was talking to a friend of mine about something. Then after we performed, I was at this area in my school where my friends and I usually go at lunch and the only people there were me and this girl (who goes to my school), then I looked at my watch and I saw that one of my classes had started 10 minutes ago, and I asked the girl if she was going to class and she said no, so I decided to stay. Then I said "We'd better hide somewhere in case someone finds us." Then she said ok, and I pointed somewhere and we were somehow in my house and I was pointing towards my bedroom and I said "let's hide in there." When I got there, she was still standing in the other room and then I heard someone coming so I told her to hurry up, then my older brother came and then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 11-04-2004 23:21
Three nights ago, I dreamed that I recieved my incentive bonus check for regular attendance of my fire department training.  It was for $5,000, many times more than what my actual check would be.  That, and I won't be getting my first one for another year.  :mad:

The other night, I had a really strange one.  I was with some woman, and I think she was teaching me how to be a cop, or a private eye, or something.  We were chasing some bad guy, and ended up in a football stadium (the real, American kind, not the fake kind we call soccer over here).  We argued or something there, and he got away. 

Then, we're driving home (now through a forest, for some reason), and a cop flips on his lights behind us.  My partner (or whatever) tells me the best way to handle this is to pull a U-turn and pull over on the other side of the road.  So the cop pulls in front of us, and steps out.  It's the bad guy.  He pulls out a gun, and points it at me, then swings it over to my partner.  I go for the gun that, unfortunately, I'm not carrying.  He shoots her, then shoots me. 

My partner collapses, and now it's apparently a love story too, because I rush to her and hold her in my arms, and we cry and stuff.  It kinda ends abruptly, with me waking up, feeling all over my chest for that bullet hole. 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: zomit on 11-05-2004 04:33
Last night I had a couple of weird dreams.

On the first one all I remember was I just got out of Science class and I was talking to this girl about something (I forget what it was). Then 5 minutes later, I found out that I had the power to go back in time, so I went back to when I was talking to the girl, and then she asked me out and before I could say anything I was teleported to some house and outside it, there were these dead bodies there. This person came up to me and asked if I knew how they died, so then I went back to when they were alive, and that's all I remember.

On the second one I invented some sort of video game console that was really tall and it had wheels so you could move it around and I walked across Australia (along the way I saw the White House and the Eiffel Tower) and I was pushing the thing along with me for some reason, then later, all I remember is Nibbler was using it then even later, I was at this computer shop and I told them I invented a video game console and I was willing to sell it to them for $500 (I think), but the only problem was, I didn't have it with me at the time. I went outside and I saw the thing but it had been smashed and the pieces were scattered around the place, all I found was a few planks of wood and a Laptop computer (I also remember a Gameboy Advance and headphones were on it somewhere). Then when I decided to go home I saw that same girl I was talking to on the other dream and she was riding a bike down a road, then I saw another friend and he was on the other side of the road, so then i ran across a busy four-way intersection, then he started running away really fast and I was also running really fast and we were talking, then he said something about some aliens and then we ran into a barn and the next thing I know I was in this castle and Kang and Kodos locked us (and about 10 other people) into a closet and they grabbed one of them and said "We'll be back for the rest of you later" and left. We saw a window so I decided to go through it then for absolutly no reason I said "Okay, I'm coming right out the door! Damn, these windows are so hard to open!" I finally opened a window, but there was another one behind it. After about 10 windows, I finally opened the last one and climbed through, leaving everyone else there. When I got through, I realised that it was actually some gateway to another universe. Then when I finally realised there was no way home, I looked around and I was in my bathroom. I heard my brother say "22. I'm about to kill him" and he was walking towards me. Then I thought to myself "Hey, this is my dream, I can choose what happens!" Then my brother said "Negative 21. I don't have to kill him." He walked away and I looked at my watch and saw that it was one in the morning then I said "Now if only I can wake up at 10:00, but what will I do for 9 hours? Well, since it's my dream I can do whatever I want" and then I woke up and it was 9:30.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gleno on 11-07-2004 07:07
I had a dream last night about meeting Lamp....he came to Perth and said we were meeting up with TLL, Rach and some other PEELers in the city....

Then later I dreamt that a girl from work asked me to fill in for her boyfriend while he was away....we ended up on the lounge kissing and stuff....

Good times.... :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 11-07-2004 16:38
Somebody told me that you have to wake up within one hour since your dream finish to remember your dream. That rarely happens to me, I know I dream from time to time but I rarely remember my dream.


Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-07-2004 17:11
People sleep in cycles of 90 minutes, dreaming usually occurs at the end of a cycle.
Deep sleep repairs the body while REM sleep repairs the mind (apparently).

Also, it's thought to be easier to go asleep with warm extremities (feet, hands, etc.) so if you have cold feet before going to bed, throw on a pair 'o socks!  :D

Top ten things to say if caught sleeping at your desk:
10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken...”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...”

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. “...Amen.”
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 11-24-2004 13:56
*Bumpy*

Last night I had a dream that was very similar to Jurassic Bark. It was very chilling yet happy at the same time.

Someone told me that they'd found a way to bring my dog back from the dead. And that if I wanted to, I could have her. So I said yeah straight away and then later on in the dream, she was with me. Large as life, playing with me and running around as if nothing had ever happened to her. But the effects were only temporary, and I wasn't aware of how long we had togetehr in the dream. But it never got to that point anyway. It was very chilling to see my dog running aorund in my dream. It was very spooky actually. My dog died 11 years ago when I was 10 years old, yet in my dream, she was very young again, and I was the age I am now. She still recognised me even though I was only 10 at the time, and now I'm almost 21. My appearance has obviously changed, but she still recognised me after all these years.

It was a happy, sad, yet haunting dream all in one   :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-24-2004 14:01
Lately I've been woken up by my clock radio while I'm still dreaming. I blame SSRI's. It's confusing. You instantly forget everything you dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 11-25-2004 07:47
Moose: that actually sounds like a really pleasant dream, as spooky as it was.  I'm sure she just recognized your particular smell (I'm not saying you stink or anyting! ... I think).

Similar to Zeej's anecdote, I woke up to the sound of church bells this morning (well, sort of ... my cell phone alarm woke me up, but I dozed off for a few minutes).  Anywho, I was pretty confused (and probably still in a dreamy state), given that there are no churches near my apartment, and the only church with a bell (as far as I know) is all the way across town.  So I was looking out the window for a minute, trying to figure out what was going on ... until I realized that it was the classical music playing on the radio (I've been intentionally leaving it on lately).  Despite the confusion, it's actually not a bad way to wake up.  Now, if only I could have a dream for once ...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 11-25-2004 08:35
This morning, I dreamed that the TV show at my school was changing format or something, so they rented out a really big studio/eating hall/golf course for the day's broadcast to celebrate. After we were finished, I noticed that there were giant pieces of peanut brittle (about one square meter, each) at various places of the golf course outside. Hurriedly, I ran out, but I didn't find any peanut brittle. This made me very sad. Also, all of the sudden, it was a cemetary. I called my uncle out to help me find the peanut brittle, but he couldn't find any, either. Then there was a poem about missing a phone call about Futurama in German. Cue the dancing rats.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 11-28-2004 11:38
I dreamed that I got married to the scary Mexican cartoon guy in the trenchcoat that all the scary people with lots of body piercings like so much; and we lived in a giant house with no furniture and I drew on his stuff with crayon so he locked me in the closet.  I was somehow transported to a haunted house by a lake and was sent on a quest to find the soup ladel that killed Smamra Morgan.

My aunt--and I don't have an aunt--died because my father pushed her into the lake. My grandmother made me kiss safety pins that were in a sandbox full of dirt until she came back to life.  She didn't come back to life anyway, and I lost the relay race that I was trying to win.

I stumbled upon ancient ruins where the first Olympic Games were held.  All the men there were sent off into battle and all the women in the village had to stay home.  Some of the women tried to go into battle too but the guys in charge beat them up with baseball bats.  There was a hanging in the village square that day, and moon-shaped baskets were outlawed.  I had to do the laundry.  Then I got fused to the lady they hanged, and she, who was also me, came back to life and killed everybody.  Then she drowned herself, and that's when I woke up.

...I was scared, but I never thought my brain was so...um...creative?  In a freaky sort of way.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 11-30-2004 05:09
Mango- be greatful you don't have dreams where you see people being shot at point blank range and then having to scramble into a van cause they're coming after you..

shit THAT was a scary dream.... I also used to dream about the world being knocked from it's orbit...and our civilisation as we know it coming to an end.... sheesh...
though lately, i've been having stranger dreams..
I had a dream the other day i was making out with the blonde chick that used to be in veruca salt...

that was a WEIRD dream...it was all abstract and painting likes.... and considering i'm not gay, it was a real strange...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ooy on 11-30-2004 05:18
Before i wen't to bed, I was reading a MAD magazine whivh there was a small Sergio scetch with a guy & a girl on a boat, that has somthing to do with my dream:
I was watching an episode of Futurama at a mall, wich seemed to be closed, the episode finished [I think it was " 300 big boys"] so i got up to change it but there was this extra bit, it had Leela & Fry on a boat making out, into the sunset.

The End, i woke up @ 7:20 when my sister was getting ready and loudly.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 11-30-2004 07:07
 
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Originally posted by airbagfailure:
that was a WEIRD dream...it was all abstract and painting likes.... and considering i'm not gay, it was a real strange...

Welc welc welcome to Moonside Moo n side dem oon side.  Everyone makes out in Moooooonside.  The clocks drip and the faucets sing in Moonside.  Is the art abstract in Moonside?  Or is it only your abstract eyeballs?  Can you see with your eyeballs, or are they made of shaving cream?  Welcome to Moonside.  Edisnoom ot emoclew.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-30-2004 07:12
Sounds like my dads hometown.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 11-30-2004 15:04
heh... do they have skeeball?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 11-30-2004 17:52
Why no, they most certainly do.  But it costs five thousand dollars to play.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 12-01-2004 07:22
I'll take 8!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Col. Klink on 12-01-2004 07:28
Do you think it would really work to play pranks on people while they sleep. Like Duct taping their eyes to make them think they were blind?

Or more relevently to shake them and say stuff in order to work it into their dreams?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 12-01-2004 21:07
I dreamed I was on my way to Florida to watch a swimming competition for trained squirrels, but Republicans hi-jacked the airplane and made us sit in the back.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 12-02-2004 06:07
Mango: Whaa? *scratches head*

I had a dream last night that a guy from my fire station, who moved halfway across the country earlier this year came back to visit.  It was very vivid.  I thought it was real (usually I know it's a dream when it's happening).  I had another one, too, that was really strange, but I don't remember it at all.  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Col. Klink on 12-02-2004 06:37
 
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Originally posted by Mango:
I dreamed I was on my way to Florida to watch a swimming competition for trained squirrels, but Republicans hi-jacked the airplane and made us sit in the back.

I have 2 related questions. Do you actively think about politics, and do you think highly of republicans?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 12-02-2004 15:00
 
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Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
Mango: Whaa? *scratches head*

I had a dream last night that a guy from my fire station, who moved halfway across the country earlier this year came back to visit.  It was very vivid.  I thought it was real (usually I know it's a dream when it's happening).  I had another one, too, that was really strange, but I don't remember it at all.    :(

maybe that wasn't a dream...

maybe it was a premonition??? *gasp*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Beej on 12-02-2004 17:33
On the (long-forgotten) of alarm clock dreams, I once had a dream that I'd been adopted by a weird hairy hobo who was psychic, and I was some sort of miracle child who was supposed to save the world. When I was in the shopping mall with my adoptive-hobofather, I got kidnapped by Bruce Willis. He took me on to his getaway boat, and then tricked a cop into thinking he was some sort of city official, and was telling the guy to block off all these streets. He was like "Alright, Spadina Avenue all the way down to..." and so on. When I woke up, I realized my radio alarm had gone off and the street names were actually the traffic report.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mango on 12-02-2004 18:41
 
Quote
Originally posted by Col. Klink:
 I have 2 related questions. Do you actively think about politics, and do you think highly of republicans?

1. Not really, and

2. I used to not care about political parties but ever since I found out Jesse is a Republican I have hated Republicans with a passion.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-03-2004 14:09
I dreamt a guy in a Lonsdale bomberjack who looked a lot like a neo-nazi sold me acid. The weirdest thing was that he was wearing bright orange boots.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-03-2004 14:14
I dreamt about a blimp crash last night.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 12-03-2004 16:27

Does anybody else have trouble remembering their dreams?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 12-03-2004 16:29
It all depends really. Sometimes I go through a phase of remembering all my dreams in quite a bit of detail, and other times, I can wake up, and totally forget what I was dreaming about  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 12-03-2004 17:25
The only dream I remember till now is this dream I had when I was a kid. In my dream I went to the cinema with my Aunt and cousins. The movie in the dream was Gozilla. It came out of the screen and everybody yelled and started to run. I was really scared and I ran for my life too then I woke up.

I don’t seem to remember the dreams I have recently. 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 12-04-2004 04:26
 
Quote
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
I dreamt a guy in a Lonsdale bomberjack who looked a lot like a neo-nazi sold me acid. The weirdest thing was that he was wearing bright orange boots.

Now, did he have those orange boots on before, or after you dropped the acid?

Mint: I usually forget dreams shortly after I wake up.  It helps to write them down.  Although last dream I remember having I was waken by a phone call and forgot it while I was talking to the person on the other end (Red Cross person trying to get me to donate blood ... crazy vampires).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-04-2004 04:40
I didn't drop the acid in that dream. Nor did I ever try it in real life. Yet.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-04-2004 10:43
 
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Originally posted by mint:

Does anybody else have trouble remembering their dreams?

I complained about not remembering my dreams in the old thread.  There's some things you can take to help remember your dreams, like melatonin or 5-HTP.  I was worried about side effects, so I never tried them, but I did try taking P-5-P, which is just coenzyme vitamin B6.  It seemed to work some.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 12-04-2004 10:53
Basically: getting more serotonin in your system. By taking 5-HTP, L-tryptophan, or an antidepressant of the SSRI class.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-13-2004 15:46
So I had this dream last night where I went to look at a house because I was looking to move, and a friend of mine was there, and we wound up locking ourselves in the kitchen and defending it against two guys who were trying to get us.  They were really these odd half-man-half fly creatures in disguise.  I think they wanted to get in to get at some fish in the refrigerator or something. 

So I collected up all the knives and was sharpening them in case we had to fight off the fly dudes, and my friend was cleaning out the ashtrays for some reason.  The fly dudes at some point gave up trying to break down the door and tried various incredibly transparent ruses to get us out.  I remember thinking they must not have had much experience dealing with humans, because they were so bad at it.  At one point one of them knocked on the door and said, "Special delivery from the Pope."
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 12-14-2004 06:28
I had a weird one the other night.  It started out with me arriving on the scene of a house fire in our engine, with three others (which is odd, because our engine only seats three).  The officer on the engine didn't want to do a walk around to size up the scene, so I did it instead.  About the time I got around the house and back to the engine to prepare for attacking the fire, things changed.  We were now outside a large building on a college campus.  The fire was somewhere in the basement (I think), and outside there were dozens of staircases that went everywhich way.  Imagine and Escher painting without any of the impossibilities, and that's what I saw.  So now, instead of attacking the fire, we went up to some room (which actually had a name) in the building to plan our attack.  We were there for some time, and more and more people showed up. 

When it was time to actually do something, I went out to the engine to get the equipment I needed, and there were hundreds of firefighters on scene, waiting in line for their turn to fight the fire. 

At this time, I decided it was necessary to return to the room I was in earlier, but I got lost.  I spent a good deal of time wandering around the maze of stairways and halls, to no avail.  I'd ask people where the room is, but I couldn't describe it well enough, and I couldn't remember the name. 

Anyway, I rounded a corner, and some guy yelled at me, asking why I was there.  I explained I was a firefighter, and there was a fire, and I was looking for this room.  Instead of taking me to the room, he took me to an auditorium, where some guy was speaking to an audience.  The guy who found me told me this guy used to be a firefighter, and failed out of school, and was trying to get back in both the school and his department.  My "guide" told the speaker about me, and I was afraid he was going to be mad because I was a firefighter and he wasn't.  Instead, he was happy to see me, and I got to be part of a trick he was going to perform.  This trick involved him attaching methane-filled baloons to me, lifting me off the ground (even though methane has no lift properties).  I was to cut something, which would cause the methane to explode.  It was very neat. 

After the trick, I decided to try and find the room again, and eventually gave up and went back outside to the engine.  But, instead of finding the mess of firefighters out there, the parking lot was empty.  In fact, it had melted, and was glowing orange, and there was a big crater in it, and there were mushroom clouds on the horizon.  It had been the apocolypse!  Then I woke up.

After the offending telephone call from my mother ended, I quickly dozed back off.  It was the next day, and I had decided to return to the school, to find that room.  All was good, no melted parking lot, or anything.  Nice blue sky, and the usual campus activities going on.  There were nice gardens, a well manicured lawn, and a wrought iron fence.  I hopped the fence to get to the building I was in the night before, and started looking for that room I was in.  After a while, I ran into some people I knew, and they helped me look.

Eventually, we ended up in a boiler room or something like that, and a student working down there said she would help us.  It seemed that this room we were in was where the fire was, although it was undamaged.  It even had hundreds of cardboard boxes in it. 

This girl decided, for some reason, to show us her lunch before we set out.  It consisted of these neat (at least at the time) prepackaged tacos, complete with individually wrapped miniature Starbursts for dessert.  Although she said she had to eat it all, or she'd die, she didn't seem to mind when we stole the tacos and ate them.  And then the dream ended.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 12-14-2004 15:29
I had just made a new friend from school. Her name was Heather. She was a rabbit that walked on all fours, and had long blonde hair. To celebrate the fact that I had a friend, my mother brought us to "14 Mile Road"- a place where you could shoot bears and kittens with tennis balls. The kittens had toy ponies to play with. All of them were brown, with purple hair. I asked why. "I miss the green ones. They tasted like mint." She said as she lit up a cigarette and walked away.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Kloudes on 12-14-2004 21:35
I had this awful dream last night that I accidently killed my brother on a roller coaster... I know, it's weird, but it seemed realistic at the time.  Anyway, seeing as how my brother is the light of my life, I woke up in convulsions and sobbing.  Very, very scary.  And now I'm wondering what kind of terrible person I am... I mean honestly, what is wrong with my subconscious?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Smelly_Cat on 12-14-2004 22:39
Well maybe its that you brother was really being a pest or something. But that doesn't mean you actualy would want to kill him.  You probably just want him to stop bugging you and go away. Maybe you just need some vacation time alone from him.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Kloudes on 12-14-2004 23:17
Hehe, I would agree except I'm in college and I see him once a month, if that... plus, he's not even 3, it's hard to annoy someone when they're that young...

I don't know, maybe my mind was on kill overdrive, because I watched the Godfather right before I went to sleep...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 12-14-2004 23:34
Ah! So then you lied to your mother about killing your brother, afterwards!  ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 12-14-2004 23:38
That's a pretty bad dream Kloudes. I can tell you that I have had similar dreams where instead of killing a family member(Brother) it was my best friend. They definately just come out of nowhere and make go "uh, why did I dream just that?".
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 12-15-2004 12:43
Last night I dreamed I went back to the house I lived in in New Jersey like ten years ago.  I was really pissed off because they had cut down the woods all around it for parking lots.

All my friends from California were there for some reason, and we were hanging around some elementary school.  It was the last day of classes, which was apparently a big deal because there were press photographers all around to capture the moment.  My friends were also getting belligerently drunk, right there at the school, and I was trying to get them to leave peacefully.

Is there some reason why I would be remembering a lot of dreams right now, and a bunch in July and August, but none in between?  Something to do with serotonin metabolism, or X-rays, or Jesus?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Dr.Jerkbird on 12-15-2004 12:46
i had a dream a while ago (i have tons! this is one of the funny ones) that i was running around in a mustard factory screaming like a mad man! i don't even like mustard!

MY 500TH POST! WHOOO!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 12-15-2004 18:14
Congratulations Dr Jerk berg!

I still don't remember my dreams I guess they tend to not occur close enough to the time I wake up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 12-15-2004 20:03
Set your alarm a few minutes early.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Dr.Jerkbird on 12-16-2004 01:24
Some people just never remember dreams! i almost always remember them!
@mint: Thanks!   :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 02-09-2005 21:27
I was sick the other night and I kept having weird recurring dreams...at some point in one of them I kept voting for Tongue Luck for POTM. Imagine that!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 02-09-2005 21:42
I have weird REM based events all the time... they are what I pray for, even if I wake up in the dead of night sweating away with fear.  My latest one involved me having my second 'first communion'.  The pope was there too, and I was made to kneel down because I kept forgetting.  Also I think there was a monster.

My dreams take on such crazy lucidity too, I have dreams that I tell myself are a dream, but I can't convince myself enough until I wake up..... it's possible that all this is a dream; in fact on that subject I had a dream where I was posting on PEEL..... kinda like this....... hmmmm...........
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: LoveForFry on 02-10-2005 19:26
I almost always remember dreams, except for those annoying ones you know you had, but cant remember what happened.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-11-2005 06:20
I had some pretty violent dreams. People that looked like sick gladiators being stamped into the ground, kicked n stuff.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-13-2005 11:11
I had a dream this morning right before I woke up, that I had slept until 4 pm.  The band figured rather heavily in the dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: blackkatnorn on 02-13-2005 11:34
I had a dream today which was werid and messed up.Every kid in my grade was sitting in the trees while i was eating a tomato.Then they allmost fell on me but they flew away.all the sudden i sprouted wings and felw into the camrea.Then this kid hit me and i fell into a swamp with norns...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 02-13-2005 12:13
I had a dream my father was really ill and he was going to die, and when I visited him in the hospital, it was a graveyard, with hospital beds instead of graves...  :hmpf:  :(

Not very nice.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 02-13-2005 14:23
That's a terrible dream Fazeshift! You know now that you mentioned it I remember now that when I was 7, my grandfather was ill in the hospital. I had a bad dream then that he will be gone. The bad thing was after a few days later I heard the news from my father he died. :(

I also remember few months before I gotten into serious relationship with my husband I had a dream I will be living in Europe with a family. Guess what happened later…  ;)

 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 02-13-2005 14:33
That's great mint (the second dream, not the first). My mom always told me, if you have a dream about someone dying, tell someone and it won't happen. Of course I don't know if this really works, but I do it anyway.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 02-13-2005 15:04
 
Quote
Originally posted by Futurama Nerd
:

That's great mint (the second dream, not the first). My mom always told me, if you have a dream about someone dying, tell someone and it won't happen. Of course I don't know if this really works, but I do it anyway.
_____________________________ ___________

Yes I know!    ;) My husband often tells me in the car when he takes me out every weekend for a drive to neighbouring countries or to the mountains that “Do you think you will be living here after one year that you visited Europe?” “Nope” I reply every time he asks me.

You see I took a trip to Europe on Contiki tour a year before I moved to Europe with my husband.   :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jaswahhihi on 02-13-2005 15:13
Ive had a couple bad ones, I was in a school heist once and my friends were soviets, I got shot twice i think.

And the other really wired one was I was in a shopping mall in the kids clothing department being chased by a couple of large tyrannasours!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 02-13-2005 17:45
I ususally don't remember my dreams... But yesterday I had this REALLY realistic one right before I woke up.
My mom wanted me to get out of bed and go to the other room. She was at the compputer on my name. She kinda found out EVERYTHING I do. Who I talk to, where I go...everything. And she was going to kill me cos she didn't know some of them. Then I woke up.
Also, this past week I've been having dreams I couldn't remember, but I know they ALL had Macca in them. Why, I have no clue.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 02-13-2005 18:26
That's my nightmare too YAA.

I had this dream one time where I lost my voice. Forever. Then I woke up. One scariest dream's I ever had. I love to sing, so that's why it scared the hell out of me. I'm singing right now actually.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 02-13-2005 18:43
That's why I log off everytime I go anywhere. Last time my parents were on my computer they found some of my less hidden porn. Plus they don't trust me talking to people like TNUK, older people that live in different countries.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 02-13-2005 19:09
I usually delte all my history that could be used against me and I delete people that my mom would flip if she found out off my buddy list when I can, but sometimes I can't. But I've managed to keep everything hidden for this long, which is good, i guess
Also, in that dream she had one of my stories open on word pad...one of the stories that NO ONE.READS.OVER MY DEAD BODY.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 02-13-2005 19:13
People keep saying "I can't remember most of my dreams..."
Then how can you be sure you you were actually dreaming?  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 02-13-2005 19:14
Magic, my friend, magic...  ;)  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bender2.0 on 02-13-2005 19:22
I had a dream that I was on a island and giant robot spiders were killing people. If you think that's a nightmare, it's not.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 02-14-2005 13:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by Fazeshift:
People keep saying "I can't remember most of my dreams..."
Then how can you be sure you you were actually dreaming? 
_____________________________ ___________

Is that at me Faze shift? Yes I don’t seem to remember the dreams I have recently and most of my dreams I forget them but I didn’t say I don’t remember any dreams that I had at all.  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zmithy on 02-14-2005 14:06
For me there's always a half-awake state just after I've woken up when I can remember a dream really well, but then I get up and the details of it fade.

Plus the alarm clock kills all my good dreams  :(.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 02-14-2005 14:13
Zmithy, alarm clocks kill everything.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zmithy on 02-14-2005 14:17
But I kill alarm clocks!  :D

Seriously, my last one was held together with blu-tack, and all the buttons broke off so I had to search around for a pencil every morning to poke in the hole and turn the damned thing off.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 02-14-2005 14:23
Hehe. Just like my remote. All four of them.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: LoveForFry on 02-14-2005 19:48
Broken buttons..not good on anything.  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: bender+fry on 02-15-2005 05:32
 
Quote
Originally posted by Kloudes:
I had this awful dream last night that I accidently killed my brother on a roller coaster... I know, it's weird, but it seemed realistic at the time.  Anyway, seeing as how my brother is the light of my life, I woke up in convulsions and sobbing.  Very, very scary.  And now I'm wondering what kind of terrible person I am... I mean honestly, what is wrong with my subconscious?

Don't worry, I've had a few dreams like that; I remember one where my cousin fell off and hit his head on concrete, and it split open.

I had a dream last night where I went to a friend's house and ate Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. I wonder what it meant.
  :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 02-23-2005 14:30
¤Bump¤

I actually remember my dream today. All the dreams I remember were something I dreamt in the past, nothing recent until today.

I dreamt a greenish, greyish humongous cat was chasing me. I ran and hid in a maths classroom, and then I heard other people screaming I knew I couldn’t stay here for long so I got out when it's safe to leave.

I ran to my car and about to drive off, then I saw some people who had to run from that huge cat and I gave them a ride. The cat seemed to be out of sight after a while since we fled on my car. Then one of the people I saved complaint about somebody he left behind and he had to go back to find her. I was confused and didn't know what to do. Just as I was hesitating my husband woke me up...

I wonder what that meant…


   :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 03-01-2005 17:50
¤Bump¤

It's me again. I think I am starting to remember my dreams again.

Last night I dreamt I was in a room full of people to discuss about Aliens (ET) and their existence. The person who organised the booking booked the room too small, and it was very squashy then my husband shook me and I woke up.

I think this probably has something to do with the Roswell DVDs I have been watching.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 03-01-2005 18:23
I had a dream this morning that I pushed my mother's car into our house while she was at work and (GASP!) couldn't push it out. My sister got upset, so she gave me a vase full of flowers, which I threw on the floor. "You think this is a game?!" I loudly proclaimed.

Later, I had a dream I was riding into the sky on top of a a giant golden train. Old people kept on calling my name, and also there were a whole bunch of gummy-worms. It sounds boring, but it was probably one of the scariest dreams I've ever had.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-02-2005 06:50
I dreamt about being in a cinema, and then I was in an amusement park. I don't like it when my dreams invlve amusement parks.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-04-2005 19:57
I had a dream last night about this song.  I think I made it up, but in the dream it was a John Lennon song.  I wrote it down when I woke up.  The lyric to the chorus was "What if I didn't change the world, and no one knew?"

Sounds like a John Lennon lyric, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 03-05-2005 00:56
Last night I had this dream that I was underwater either filming or just watching some scuba diver being attacked by a great white shark.  It was pretty weird.  For a while the shark and the diver were just floating together below the surface, but then the shark started to turn both of them in a synchronized barrel roll.  As they spun, clouds of blood started spiraling outward and I could hear the guy screaming through the water.  Freakiness.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 03-05-2005 01:16
I had one dream where I sat at the bottom of a water filled pit, relaxed lying on my back, I could breathe because we can breathe underwater, most people just aren't calm enough to let the cool liquid flow over their lungs.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ghoulishmoose on 03-05-2005 04:09
Last night I had a few dreams. But of one I remember, I was holding a fairly large mirror in my hands, and when I tipped the mirror to the side, water came out of it. I also didn't have a reflection in this mirror either...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 03-05-2005 11:10
Well, I can EASILY interpret that dream;
You're a vampire who likes mirrors that leak.
That'll be three dollars.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: blackkatnorn on 03-05-2005 13:20
I dremt about...things....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futuramafreak on 03-05-2005 15:07
What kind of things?  The creepy kind or the other kind?  Or both?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-05-2005 15:29
I think I had a dream about the police last night.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-06-2005 19:07
I dreamt about a Futurama/Star Wars crossover done in claymation!
There was Leeia, Fry as Luke Skywalker and someone else as Darth-Zero...
I didn't get the last one (stupid subconscious)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-07-2005 01:50
Should I kneel before you, O king of all geeks?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 03-07-2005 02:37
Some people dream in color...others dream in clay, apparantly.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: bender+fry on 03-07-2005 05:09
Was it good claymation, or did the movements look clunky?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: rach_the_tall on 03-07-2005 05:30
Hahaha, that's the best thing I've heard all day. I keep having daydreams about me standing in the middle of the road/ walking across the street and being run down by cars. I flip over hood. Strange.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alenacat on 03-07-2005 14:38
I get a recurring dream about my teeth falling out/getting punched out, probably an insecurity thing.

The other night I had a semi-lucid dream but just ended up arguing with a friend over whether I was dreaming or not! *shakes fist* I want to learn to control them and attack people with aardvarks and such
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 03-07-2005 16:22
Last night I think I dreamt about my classmates in primary school.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-07-2005 19:44
eggs: Sure, why not.

bender&fry: It was ok, there was a few cut scenes of animation or live action too, I don't remember.
The crappiest guy was Darth-Zero, he/she/it looked all badly clayed, but his dual lightsaber effect was pretty good for a claymation dealie...

Anywhoo, I dreamed I was at a bar with one of my best female friends, we just stayed there in one long hug and spoke about some stuff, it was so nice.   :love:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ultra.porn on 03-08-2005 01:20
When I was little I dreamt I made a friend with a big kid(4 or 5) but in the  :sleep: dream I was bigger (6) and then the wizard said "You can do whatever you want!" and then the little/big kid became the villain and almost bigger than the planet so I turned big too and threw the moon as a booomerang at him.
THE END

Dream 2(shorter): When I was little (in 4th grade) I dreamt that I was wearing an odd plastic mask and behind a business man like desk I got jumped on by a whole bunch of skinny blonde women with bleeding stomachs.

Post Script: The whole stomach, not just a tiny bit. Also, does anyone have a clue about what these dreams meant? Just wondering.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: smision on 03-08-2005 11:08
sometimes i might fall asleep in front of the tv while its on, and I can hear the tv while i'm asleep, it gives you really weird dreams, sometimes with the radio too, when the alarm goes off, it just makes dreams weird. If you wear socks to bed you have weird dreams as well.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-08-2005 18:42
Ultra-ma-porn: it means you should eat some cake tomorrow for breakfast, or lunch.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-09-2005 06:39
I dreamt of going to mass in a big, rather modern cathedral. Some of my (RL) summer job colleagues were there. (IRL I get along with them. Nothing less nothing more.) Another fragment I remember is a very large oecumenical funeral pire. There were catholics, Asian looking jews, etc. There must have been some sort of huge disaster. Mudflows or floods or somesuch. I think it was in the Czech Republic, perhaps Slovakia.

This area is a recurring element in my dreams...

The emotions of the dream weren't that negative. After the mass the mood was rather joyful, and the pire serene.
Death can be a very positive element when it comes in a dream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 03-09-2005 18:00
Last night I dreamt that I met Nasty Pasty and he was really annoying...

*waits for smart ass comments*

...I don't think he is. I do remember being scared of him for some reason though.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 03-15-2005 15:23
I had a really odd dream.

I was walking down a hallway, when I came upon a room, with a couple of people in it. They were all from the Addams Family. (the newer, movie version with Christina Ricci) There was Gomez, whatever his wife's name is, and, locked in a bamboo cage, was Wednesday. Gomez told me to leave Wednesday alone, because if I didn't, he would attack me. At this point, he held up a partially unbent paper clip up threateningly. I walked over to the cage and engaged in conversation with Wednesday. In my dream, real life must have been an RPG, because it zoomed in on her face, and she asked me to get her out. (there were subtitles under her, even though she was speaking english) I was presented with three dialogue options, of which I chose to give her a gold ring that allowed her to escape. For this, I was rewarded experience points, and one light side point. Gomez then came after me, brandishing his paper clip, and started poking me with it. It stung a little. I the went into my inventory screen, to equip a weapon, and some armor, but I found out I had none. It apparently didn't occur to me to engage him hand-to-hand. he then pulled out a knife, and started to slash at my left arm. It hurt like hell, and the gashes went all the way to my bone. I can't remember anything after that.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-15-2005 15:43
Dreamt about the Czech republic or Slovakia or a similar region again.

If I recall correctly my first dream with this element was before my RL school trip to Pragues, CZ,  which was 4 or 5 years ago.

I'd really like to find out what it means.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-15-2005 19:23
Wooter, you are the biggest geek I have ever seen.  Bigger than Fazeshift.  Wow.  Do you need a girl. 

You should be my protege.  Fly me out to NC, I'll have you whipped into shape in no time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 03-15-2005 20:57
Me? The biggest geek? Do I get a medal?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 03-18-2005 01:03
I had a dream that DaveMason started the March POTM thread half-way through the month.

I dream about you too much, PEEL. Get out of my head!!!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: smision on 03-18-2005 01:20
I have only been here less than a month, and I have had a few dreams about PEEL also... bah! why can't I dream about something good!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 03-18-2005 01:27
I dreamt that DaveMason was me...... from the past.

Actually i'm not seven sure sif it was a dream... now I'm so : confusde:  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-22-2005 20:40
I had another two crossover dreams, both in the same night.
The first one I was on a Stargate SG-1 Alpha site with Colonel Carter, and she was showing me the fighter hanger where there were mini Thunderbird 2s all lined up like fighter jets, Thunderbird 1 and 3 were there too in the background, but they were normal sized.

The second one I don't remember too well, but it involved me sitting behind Gandalf on Shadowfax as we rode around, I think I may have had a lance or a lightsaber or something that was from another sci-fi show or movie.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: catindisguise on 03-22-2005 20:48
I had a dream a few nights ago that we did a test in maths (it may not have been on maths, it was just in the classroom with the maths teacher) and when the results came back everyone in my class had been accepted into Cambridge and won awards for doing so well on whatever test it was.

I failed.

 :cry:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-22-2005 21:27
Go to bed young missy, you need your beauty sleep!
Ha! Zing.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: cuthbertf on 03-23-2005 17:12
marajwana + sleep=

i had this wired dream where i had a HAL 9000 supercomputer and a longhorn(the next version of windows) pc networking, and HAL
cept telling me the pc was calling him a whore, and he was going to open a can of digital whupass on him, and all the rest of it so i turned them both off, then my mac told me they are just big baby's so i told him to shut up.

the rest of the dream involves spock and the talking toaster from red dwarf having a cream pie fight against rimmer, and me being chased by a giant floating banna

yup,leave the drugs alone on a tuesday
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 03-23-2005 17:38
Marijuana + spelling = marajwana
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: rach_the_tall on 03-28-2005 08:48
Cuthbertf: (spelling error, nerd, technology to create 'intelligence' and 'know how', drugs for coolness, further nerd references, spelling errors.)

My dreams have been really vivid lately and I find it difficult to distinguish them from actual life when I wake up. I think I need more sleep.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 03-28-2005 10:13
What Jicannon said + a logical math problem = Marijuana - spelling = marajwana
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-30-2005 04:41
Last night I dreamt I got thousands of euros just like that.
One of the bills was a € 5700 note. Seriously.

Oh yeah and I woke up totally dehydrated with a headache and some asthma and/or bronchitis. Which was an extra dissapointment.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: catindisguise on 03-30-2005 07:13
Well, zeej, you may be poor but at least you still have your heal- oh. Wait. Nevermind.

I had a dream last night that I died and no one cared and they just went off to play poker. (I don't know who won).  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SpacemanSpiff on 03-30-2005 09:19
In the last few days, I haven't been able to dream (or sleep, for that matter) properly. Instead, my brain has decided to run amok as soon as I come close to a bed and fire all neurons at once. Right now, there's a huge fucking chaos in my head and I just want it to end. Everything screams at me at once. And my dreams have been replaced by random thoughts and ideas, changing within frictions of seconds. It's like zapping through my brain and it makes me feel like shit. Example: My brain plays three songs at once, while thinking about some incident in elementary school and wondering when the cough is gonna stop. That's simulatenously.
I need alcohol.

Oh yeah, I also have a very nice cold. Edit: But no fever, in case you get that idea.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-30-2005 09:50
Do you have NyQuil in Germany?  That's exactly what is recommended for this problem.  Otherwise, take a shot of Irish whiskey, and add some honey and lemon and a mug of hot water.  'N some cloves. 

And quit smoking dust.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SpacemanSpiff on 03-30-2005 09:56
But dust is ... alright, alright.

As for NyQuil, I've never actively looked out for stuff like that, so I'm not sure. However, given what I know about it, I assume it will only be available on prescription, which I don't have nor am I able to obtain it within the next 24 hours.
So I have to settle for the whiskey instead, I guess.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: germanfryfan on 03-30-2005 10:01
As far as I know "NyQuil" is called "Medinight" over here. Out of the name Vicks they made Wick for the European market.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-30-2005 10:03
NyQuil is OTC.  No prescription.  The stuff is magic, I tell you.  Listen to GFF.  Find some Medinight.  If it's green and tastes like ass, and the package says "10% alcohol,"  then you got it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 03-30-2005 10:28
This morning I dreamed that I was in Chicago with my dad and stepmom, and we were driving through a highschool party. Yes, driving through it. Running the idiotic partygoers over. I remember quite graphically intestines spontaniously shooting from the deceased. The carnage seemed endless, until we finally got through the hoardes to a giant hill. My dad did this weird handshake thing from with my stepmom in the front seat, and then drove of the hill, stopping in midair. It was just like that last scene in "Thelma and Louise"

...I've never even seen that movie.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Philp_J_Fry on 03-30-2005 12:17
I had this weird dream last night. There was 5 people including myself three of the other people I didn't even know and we were playing some weird made up game. Then the other person the one I did know was walking arond saying Fox sucks.

TOTTPWDD -Top of the thirteenth page weird dream dance
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: smision on 03-30-2005 12:25
ONce a long time ago when I was a kid I had a dream about a giant scary question mark with sharp teeth...  No, I wasn't doing drugs...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-30-2005 12:42
 
Quote
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
But dust is ... alright, alright.

As for NyQuil, I've never actively looked out for stuff like that, so I'm not sure. However, given what I know about it, I assume it will only be available on prescription, which I don't have nor am I able to obtain it within the next 24 hours.
So I have to settle for the whiskey instead, I guess.


If you don't have NyQuil, look for any medication that has DXM (dextromorphane) in it, because that is the active ingredient. The more the better. It supresses coughs and works sedating and dissociative because it works on the opioid receptors of the brain, kind of like codeine would.
(...AFAIK)

If you do enough you're in for a ride.

*plays Ec8oR - Gimme Nyquil all night long*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SpacemanSpiff on 03-30-2005 16:09
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
NyQuil is OTC.  No prescription.  The stuff is magic, I tell you.  Listen to GFF.  Find some Medinight.  If it's green and tastes like ass, and the package says "10% alcohol,"  then you got it.
Yup, we have that stuff. And thanks for clearing that Medinight thing up, GFF, I do know Medinight (I guess there's no way to avoid those freaking commercials).
In that case, I'll go out and get it if things don't improve notably this night.

As for Codeine: Yeah, I've got a prescription for that lying around, but for some reason, Codeine doesn't work for me. The effect is that I'll start coughing again after like 10 minutes but I'm gonna be tired and worn out for a long time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 03-30-2005 16:54
the thoughts in your head - i have that every night (esp if i'm tired) not that extreme but still. but what you could have is a panic attack. it's common when you're sick and intoxicated. i had one when i was a kid...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: TheLampIncident on 03-30-2005 17:03
I had a dream that my ass exploded. I was sitting on a toaster oven playing someone else's Gamecube, and then someone turned it on expecting my ass to get really hot. It did, and it exploded all over the place. Molten lava melted off the faces of my friends. I then got up and started skanking across the kitchen clucking like a chicken.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cap´n Skusting on 03-30-2005 19:03
How very strange.
I had a dream last night that you (Lampy) rescued two kids, a dog and a bunch of puppies from a burning boathouse on a sandy beach.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: MKTai on 03-31-2005 07:35
Last night's dreams were interesting, some bastard shark bit off my arm so I went around in a boat shooting sharks in revenge. That's the first dream I've had that I can actually remember in a while.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 04-06-2005 07:57
I dremt my girlfriend got eaten by a rhino  :cry:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 04-06-2005 08:19
Recently I dreamt I had 3 exams in one day (which is impossible in my RL schedule) and I thought there were only 2. I hadn't studied my German grammar.


 
Quote
Originally posted by Jicannon:
I dremt my girlfriend got eaten by a rhino   :cry:

I wonder what Freud would have to say about that...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 04-06-2005 08:36
Sometimes a Rhinocerous is just a Rhinocerous.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alenacat on 04-06-2005 12:31
or Ace Ventura?  ;)

I dreamt the apocylypse had come, and this being my most vivid dream in many months I was glad to have such loving people nearby...you don't want to know...but then the world was saved - it had happened to be some unknown guitar chord never before played. Intriguing. I seem to worry about mass-human distinction more than most things.

Also dreamt about Lisa Minelli was talking to me about shoes
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Cap´n Skusting on 04-13-2005 18:30
I had a dream last night where I was just about to step into the shower, and  really looking forward to it.
Then my alarm clock went off and I woke up out of the dream and had to go take my morning shower, but it just wasn't the same.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 04-13-2005 19:41
After unsuccessfully trying to fix my internet connection so I could play Halo this afternoon, I layed down before math class and fell asleep. I dremt that I was inside Halo 2, physically playing a game of Odd Ball and that my math professor was supervising it. Then he yelled at me for skipping class  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Rover on 04-14-2005 09:10
I had a dream that me and a giant fork waltzed around on a plate, but then all these peas came onto the plate and the fork started flinging them off and I curled up into the fetal position and wept. I hate peas.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 04-14-2005 09:49
I dreamed that someone built a retirement home around my grandparents house, the whole neighborhood had turned into this giant retirement home, and all the houses and property were in gigantic plastic bubbles.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Tongue Luck on 04-15-2005 11:22
So, I went on vacation somewhere with a couple high school era friends. It was never specified where, but I'm fairly sure it was a field trip. Then we went to Ikea. It ends up it was the founder's hundredth birthday, so spokesman Ingmar was there making a big deal about about getting everyone to sing to him. After we were done singing, random people made comments. One obnoxious guy made fun of him to his wife in an over-the-top German accent, I guess not knowing how to manage a Swedish one. Another said, "That was the softest man I've ever touched!" Then there was homework but I stared vacantly at pigeons instead.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 04-17-2005 07:24
Last night I had my first PEEL related dream. Nix got all pissed off and started closing random threads.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 04-17-2005 07:26
Dream... or vision?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 04-17-2005 11:12
Vision nothin'!
That happened, is happening and will happen until his death in 2013! (death by unknown VF event, DBUVFE!!)

I had a few dreams last night forgot most of them.
But I am having weird premonition type dreams of things happening about the time I wake up, such as I wake up start getting dressed only to realise that I was dreaming and have to do it all over again...
And another time I dreamt someone kept coming and pressing my snooze button on my alarm clock, so I couldn't actually wake up until they stopped and I did it myself!

Which is why I miss my bus to work most Monday mornings.  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 04-18-2005 02:09
I think  I dreamt about new Futurama episodes, but the style was a little different.
I also dreamt my stock had gone well up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 04-18-2005 07:14
Right, now I got a good one, I dreamt James Garner was the Pope, and we were on a Counter Strike: Source  V.I.P. assassination map (against other Popes, for some reason) and we had to escort him through underground Vatican tunnels/vaults and get him to the back of the airplane to play cards where the cards had pictures of his family on them and he gambled to win them back.

The End.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 04-18-2005 09:05
That's... just the best thing I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 04-18-2005 10:12
 
Quote
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
I think  I dreamt about new Futurama episodes, but the style was a little different.
I also dreamt my stock had gone well up.

Btw IRL it went down. Down. Monday is always the worst day.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Futurama Nerd on 04-18-2005 20:35
A while back, I had a dream that the guy I liked
had a myspace full of hockey stuff. I went to this site that interprets your dreams, and under internet it said I should meet more people.

How true.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: RS 2thou on 04-19-2005 05:44
I never have sane dreams.
A dream I can remember is skating at the skate park then suddenly being in silver futuristic building with people runnning all over the place.
I have had a dream of Futurama, where a war between the Omocronians and Morbo's race had a big war over who kill all humans and all the PE crew escaped to a planet that took 8 years to get to that happened to have cyclop's on it.
Another dream I had was to people talking but they were saying the exact same stuff as what was being said on my alarm clock(it didnt wake me that morning)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 04-19-2005 07:04
Well when have you heard of someone who actually does have sane dreams?
It's your subconcious having a bit of craic, I'd be worried if you dream about something that seems normal.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 04-20-2005 12:12
I was eating slices of lime. They were fricken sweet. I wanted more limes. And I saw this guy get undressed. He was ugly. Then my friend came in and said the book I wrote was good. I told her I didn't remember writing any book. The end.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Margarita on 04-20-2005 16:36
in my dream i tried acid. it was kinda interesting...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Procyon on 04-20-2005 16:45
I once had a Futurama dream. The elementary school was having a fair and I was helping out, complete with giant air dinosaurs. The entertainment was none other then Bender the Great and his assitant, Fry. I think someone was trying to kill them, and I had to save them. Then we got on this train, and someone gave me a golden egg. I woke up after I opened it, so I don't know what was in there. But it was very interesting. Lots of action. And fireworks.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 04-26-2005 13:54
I had the weirdest PEEL-related dream last night.

[-mArc-] decided that PEEL was pretty much dead, so he deleted the board, and in its place he put the former occupant of the domain: A tacky Disney-themed Proboard. I made it my duty to mirror all of PEEL in the state it was in at the time that it was taken down, which could easily be done because everything could still easily be accessed by typing in its URL.

The next day, I ran into [-mArc-] at this party where they were serving monkey legs. I told him about what I was going to do,  he looked at me, and gave me three dollars to fund the project. Then he disappeared.

Later that night, I started to copy PEEL to my site with a dot matrix printer. It took forever. When I was finished, I heard singing coming from outside. I looked out my living room window to see all of PEEL waving candles and singing "Kumbaya" to the tune of Futurama's theme song. I went back to admire my work, but my alarm clock woke me up before I could.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zmithy on 04-26-2005 14:01
I had a dream about a drillfish the other night.
It was quite scary.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Dr.Jerkbird on 04-26-2005 14:07
About a year ago i went on a school camping trip for a week, it was crap. Well i had this dream that iwas running through the campsite holding my rabbit, everyone was after my rabbit and trying to kill me. I dont know why!

The next night i had a dream i was living in a mustard facotry! Haha, i dont even like Mustard!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 04-26-2005 21:43
I had a dream last night that I had one of those 300 hp Toyota Chasers, and I went out to drive it, but there was always too much traffic to open it up.  Sucked.  Now I want a fast car.  Like scary fast.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 04-27-2005 11:18
 
Quote
Originally posted by Dr. Jerkbirt:
The next night i had a dream i was living in a mustard facotry! Haha, i dont even like Mustard!
That's called a nightmare
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 04-27-2005 18:09
I had a dream yesterday, it was weird. I was on a Finnish aeroplane; there were also my siblings, ex boyfriend, this guy who works at the University I used to go to. The menu on the plane was only available in German and Finnish. Some Finnish people were asking where I came from? Then, the air hostesses came and gave us some food as starters before we ordered our main course, and then I saw some people got different starters than what I was getting...then I woke up

Weird dream…

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 04-29-2005 01:46
You want to talk about weird?  I dreamed I was posting on PEEL and Melllvar was somehow made a moderator.  To what extent have I damaged my subconcious that PEEL invades my dreams to the extent that I can see the avatars and watch myself posting?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Venus on 05-01-2005 15:58
I had a nightmare last night where my cat Anica kept getting let outside. She's an indoor only cat so she can't be outside. But everyone kept leaving the door open and she kept getting out. I hate dreams like that i had one where my other cat Diego got outside and got hit by a car. Scared me so bad it woke me up. Nothing is alowed to happen to my babies. They can't die till they're 30.

Edit to respond to DrT: Don't feel to bad. I regulary have dreams where i am lying on my bed watching a new episode of Futurama on the tv.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 05-01-2005 16:10
Recently I dreamt I had a Nokia mobile phone that folded open like a letter. With hinges on the long sides, not the short side. Yes I'm having trouble imagining how it would work as well.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 05-02-2005 08:38
I dremt that Pikka Bird kidnapped me and I somehow escaped from his car at a red light and ran to a chinese restaurant where I hid out until he found me again. I was running through a corn field, jumping fences and dodging kids throwing ice cream cones at me when I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 05-08-2005 01:45
I had this weird dream last night that was like watching a movie.  It was about some guy that got kidnapped in South America as a kid, then was reunited with his family when he grew up, and owned some ghetto resort.  The thing I remember most vividly is watching the tachometer bounce off the rev limiter on the powerboat that his aunt was taking to get to where he was, 'cause she was in such a hurry. 

Odd.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 05-08-2005 01:55
That was the worst movie ever.  You should demand that your subconcious refund your money.

 
Quote
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Recently I dreamt I had a Nokia mobile phone that folded open like a letter. With hinges on the long sides, not the short side. Yes I'm having trouble imagining how it would work as well.

You'll figure out how it works in a dream, then forget it in another dream.  That's what being a scientist is all about.  You are a scientist, right?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 05-08-2005 03:12
i keep having sex dreams about my boss.. (i think my subconscious is trying to tell me to get laid)..i have sex dreams about people i know too... (even females). It's quite disturbing...

The night before i had a dream that my brother lost his arm at the elbow in an accident..

and LAST night, i missed the huge fight outside my house which consisted of 5 cop cars, a drunk and disorderly kid, my brother almost getting into a fight trying to stop his car from being damanged, the police man who lives across the street got his windscreen smashed in and went absolutely mental, and the kid being arrested..

I HATE it when i miss stuff cause i sleep so deeply.. god dammit..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 05-09-2005 03:10
I had a peculiar sex dream the other night.  I was with some girl (how many stories that guys tell start out like that?), and we were doing the nasty.  Not so strange, you say?  Well, later on in the dream, I was masturbating for whatever reason, and watching myself in a full length mirror, and the parts down there were all wrong.  They were normal parts upon close inspection, but a man of my gender tends to not have THOSE parts down there.  Talk about a weird feeling when you wake up...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 05-09-2005 03:44
i had ANOTHER sex dream last night...i slept with my ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with) came home and i told her i'd slept with him...
she was an alcoholic and broke up with him... then he was all like "y'know i miss you and i love you"..
and i woke up SO ANGRY that i even THOUGHT of that fucker...
damn my head..i need to see a psychologist i think...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 05-09-2005 04:14
No, not a shrink, just me.  ;)

I wouldn't worry about it too much ... dreams are just an outlet our minds use to get something off our shoulders.  In my case, it's probably to help overcome my frustration over not having a girlfriend for too long.  In your case, it's to help cope with dating an asshole for a long time.  And hey, no one ever said our coping mechanisms work every time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 05-09-2005 18:19
well aint you a sweetie?..

Trust me, I'd rather be dreaming about that than my normal dreams where people die in massive quantities...
those dreams suck..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 05-10-2005 02:51
I dreamt I joined some old schoolmates and work colleagues for a really wild joy ride in a big van. They had a class trip and had to get to the airport.
Driving in the opposite direction on a high way, crossing the median strip, stuff like that.
Then we stopped on some small factory parking lot by the side of the road and there were some houses nearby and an ice cream vending machine, and there was some sort of party with Arabic foreigners celebrating something. Some of the girls in the van had ice cream. There was a single cop, but he let us off because he knew one of the gang.

Woo. I wish more of my dreams would be this cool.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 05-11-2005 01:06
I've just gone back to dreaming about either dying, or killing people.. yay.. (i think)...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Venus on 05-12-2005 13:39
I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed i went to a restaurant for ice cream and when it came time to pay the tip i payed it in Chuckee Cheese Game Tokens. And then when i went outside to my car my dad (who had not come with me for ice cream) was standing with my car and told me that i had left the door unlocked and he had had to guard the car against this crazy bag lady who wanted to break into it and steal stuff. And then i met James Marsters (Spike from Buffy). It was odd.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 05-12-2005 17:46
I had a dream that I was back in New Jersey, and record players were somehow involved, and I watched a TV ad for a toothpaste that advertised that it could be used as an eyeball polish, and that polishing your eyeballs would make you look younger.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: RS 2thou on 05-13-2005 08:24
I dreamt that I was in bed, and my cat hoped up, so I decided to pat him, then he curled up next to my pillaw. Sounds fairly sane doesn't it?
Heres the weird bit, when I woke up my cat was curled up next to my pillow already purring
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ooy on 05-17-2005 06:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by RS 2thou:
I dreamt that I was in bed, and my cat hoped up, so I decided to pat him, then he curled up next to my pillaw. Sounds fairly sane doesn't it?
Heres the weird bit, when I woke up my cat was curled up next to my pillow already purring


Woah, what weird dreams you have!  ;)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 05-17-2005 15:44
I had the most peculiar dream. I dreamt I was in my apartment, and I discovered this young girl who gone through my closet and gone ahead to wear my clothes. I told her “No, you have to get your mother to buy clothes for ya…” Then I woke up… what was that all about?  :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 05-17-2005 16:49
Last night I had a dream that five boys claiming to by my best friends "since the war started and my people were killed" came to my house, and told me that the goobie-shoot was coming to get us. This was of apparent signifigance, because I was highly alarmed. "Quick!" one of them grabbed me by the arm and dragged me into the garage, "We have to take cover!" he said, as we ducked into the corner. Suddenly, there was a knock at the side door, and an unusually large man dressed in a radioactive neon blue suit kicked it down and looked our way.

"Oh Em Jee! It's the goobie-shoot!" one of my lardier friends shrieked.

I slid underneath my mother's car, but the friends couldn't fit, so the goobie-shoot found and ate them. When he finally left my garage, I sobbed because my doughnuts, which I must have aquired via tunneling or some other rare/impossible phenomenon, were attached to his back pocket. I stood up. Cue the cheesy ninja movie music.

"I SHALL AVENGE YOU!"

All of a sudden, I was really old, and telling my story to a classroom of Kindergateners.

"And so I did."

The children clapped and stared in awe. I smiled and stood in a pose similar to the Trojan man as confetti flew wildly behind me. Then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 05-17-2005 18:16
Everyone knows the Trojan man exists only in the minds of naïve church girls assured that condoms make sex morally acceptable  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: LLL on 05-20-2005 08:35
Last night i had a dream about the cast of coronation street fighting a group of stormtroopers, the stormtroopers were easily winning.

It then suddenly went to a gameshow type thing where the objective of this part of the game was to build a tower out of bricks and foam. There was a red team a blue team and a green team. On each team there was a man and a women. The women on my team was Japanese and very sexy, she was wearing a blue bra and pants. Instead of playing the game me and her started to shag each other up against the wall. Then i awoke.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: I on 05-21-2005 08:24
I am finding myself in serious trouble here: Lately I appear to have gotten  out of bed, shutting of my cellphone in one one corner of the room, shut off my two other clocks, each in separate corners of the room, and gone back to bed. And I can never remember shutting them off... I mean, come on, what do I have to do, hide them in drawers?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: NibblerJr on 05-21-2005 08:35
I've had some pretty fucked up dreams the last few nights, most of which involved Star Wars in some way.

Like the first one, where I come home from somewhere and there was a message on my answering machine from my mom, she said "You can go to the mall." (..?)
So I found some random person to take me to the mall, and he walked around in EB Games for 3 hours.
And then when I asked if I could go home, he said he couldn't give me a ride. Then he took a staircase downstairs to a KOTOR-esque dungeon.
I tripped one of the mines, but didn't die.
Then the kid stopped to talk to 3 people who were wounded, including Revan...
And then we went into this weird hangar that had the Ebon Hawk in it, and then the girl pilot agreed to bring me back home. So we went into space, and there was like 5 people on board, including my friend's brother (...?).
Then I saw some TIE Fighters and some X-Wings, and the pilot said "I'll be back in a second." and ran back through the ship.
Then I looked out the window and we were on some kind of prehistorical planet, and the pilot was a huge T-Rex dueling a big stegosaurus (...?!?!?)
And I walked off the ship, found some sort of rune that transformed me into a Stegosaurus.
Then everything stopped and I was back as a human in some kind of parking lot, where there was a ton of 10 year old girls screaming around a limo.
Then my old choir teacher walked out of the limo as a security guard, and then some baseball player walked out smiling. Then all the girls left right away, and the guy walked inside the building.
And then I woke up.

Please, help me.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 05-21-2005 09:15
I dreamed I beat Randy Johnson in a car race.  Also, some of the other cars in the race were going in the opposite direction, so every lap you had to dodge oncoming traffic. 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 05-21-2005 09:21
I dreamt my German Socio teacher was the evil guy with the tree tattoo from HBO's  Carnivàle.
I do have an oral exam from the guy IRL.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 05-24-2005 18:06
I had a dream that PEEL was a group of dogs I had to walk. They tugged and got away, and I chases after them fro a bit. The I went back home. On my way home, I was nearly run over by an Amish truck (it was made of wood).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 05-24-2005 19:03
I had this dream the other day, but I can only remember one part.

I was sitting on a wicker chair when out of the blue I took a draw from a pipe that I had and annouced in an irritated and slightly sarcastic voice,

"The only people alive anymore are Canadians..."

It made sense and seemed very profound and witty when I first woke up, but now I don't know what it means. Alas, I probably never will...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 05-24-2005 19:41
I had another weird turning into a chick dream the other night.  I had boobies.  I was disappointed with them -- they were small, and one was bigger than the other.  Of course, there was nothing wrong with them in retrospect; I just remember being disappointed in the dream.  I also had longish hair, and it was in pigtails.  It didn't look half bad.  Then, at the end of the dream, I let my hair out, and it was kinda wavy, and I was a full guy again.  I walked up some steps into a building (school building, I think), and all the girls were swooning over me.     :confused:

Edit: I'm not confused because girls were swooning over me ... just thought I'd clear that up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 05-24-2005 20:41
i had a dream that my friend (who is female) had a penis and we were having sex..
and my other friend was wanting to join in..

i feel really preverted, wrong and evil..
help...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 05-25-2005 03:04
I dreamt one of my classmates admitted she was lesbian.

I've been remembering lots of dreams lately.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: I on 05-25-2005 04:29
Coincedentally, me too. Last night I dreamed I lived in South Park. I killed Kenny.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 05-28-2005 10:01
This morning before I woke up, I had a dream that involved a great deal of running from the police on a motorcycle, and subsequently killing old people with wooden stakes because they opposed my political campaign.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 05-28-2005 10:04
I had a dream I did it with Katie Holmes....oh yeah...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 06-04-2005 10:14
Had a dream last night about buying clothes.  Yankees gear, mostly.

I just realized it's been about two years since I bought clothes anywhere other than a rock show.  I need to go buy some white t-shirts that aren't covered in oilstains, so I can write "I hate bottles" on them.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 06-04-2005 10:36
I had a dream the other night that was kinda like cartoonish. It was strange because for some reason I thought it was real in the dream. It was about war and eveyone dies at the end.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 06-04-2005 10:38
Dammit, now you gave away the ending.  I was gonna read the novelization.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 06-04-2005 10:49
I recently dreamt some guy came to my house to replace a broken window. He took out the glass and rolled it up. That's right, rolled it up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Krokei on 06-04-2005 10:49
I had this weird dream that I was Rocky Balboa and that me and Apollo Creed were climbing a mountain in preparation to fight Mr. T. We got to the top and there was a lighthouse and a campfire and we had marshmallows.

And I haven't even seen Rocky III...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: LLL on 06-04-2005 14:00
I dreamt that i was in this building with all of the star wars actors and actresses and i was talking to the guy who plays palpatine. I then went home and suddenly just went back to the same place and i saw natalie portman inside so i went to her and started saying some random stuff. She told me that i had to hide because the soldiers who were outside the building were killing anyone who had gotton in without a pass. I went outside and saw 5 nerds getting shot so i dropped all of my stuff and ran inside. I saw Natalie again and said to her that i had something important to say. Before i could say anything she told me that she loved me. This was the same thing i had to tell her so we had a quik snog and ran off. Then i woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-03-2005 14:38
Damn you weird dreams, damn you to hell!
I was running down a hallway in, like, a space station or something. As I was running I wnet past some stormtrooper-esque guys firing blaster rifles at big weird aliens. The aliens were fighting back, just punching them. I ran across some things that happened to be both robots and dark jedi at the same time, so I used Celerity, one of my vampiric diciplines, to speed up and out run them. I knew that If I could lose them, the big weird aliens would beat them up for me. Well, it turns out that the cause of all this chaos was the head vampire. I ran into the end room on the space station to confront it. It tuns out that the head vampire is a topless Tara Reid. I had to fight her, and when I had knocked her dow, I went to drive a stake into her heart. However, instead of a steak, I had a tiny lightsaber. Stangely, it would not penitrate. That's all I remember.
Before any of you ask, no, I have not been playing KotOR, and yes, I have been playing, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 07-04-2005 00:26
I had that same dream. Minus the vampire parts and Tara Reid and the part about not playing kotor.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-04-2005 10:06
Damn you nerdy dreams, damn you to hell!
All  I remember was that I was outside eating, when I told a random stranger of a brilliant plan I had. He asked wht it was, and I replied, "Swordchucks, yo"
Somebody help me!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futuramafreak on 07-04-2005 10:08
My dream was too horrible for anyone to know.  Especially the 2 people it was about.  I wish it was one of those dreams you don't remember, but it's not.  *shudders*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zed 85 on 07-04-2005 10:40
I had two dreams the other night, one involved me being stabbed, the other being beaten up. The first one was very disturbing, and I actually had a pain in my back where I was "stabbed" even after I woke up.

The second one was more bizarre - it wasn't as violent as the first, actually I dreamt I was in the Soviet Army, personal friends with a General. There we were in this field camp, and I was talking with the General but made the mistake of nearly following him into his tent, at which point a big lummox of a bodyguard grabbed me saying "no one goes in the General's tent" and started punching me up quite heavily. I was just trying to stop him, saying "Get off me Grasdenko, you stupid bloody Ukrainian!", at which point the General rushed back out and pulled him off me, explaining my rank and friendship, but Grasdenko was still suspicious. Cretin. "No harm done" as such, but I remember looking in the mirror and my nose was so swollen it seemingly took out nearly half my face...

I also had a dream about KOTOR actually last week...
It was in two parts - one about the Exile trying to find Revan, meeting various opponents on the way, yadda, yadda, but the other bit - the more fun bit - was a male Jedi (in my dream, both the Exile and Revan are female somehow...) who formed an uneasy alliance with a rouge Sith - far from swearing himself to the Jedi, I guess he's just disillusioned or something - and they've travelled to a shopping centre looking out for a trader trying to sell off a rare, powerful and very dangerous artefact - one he is quite ignorant about. The pair arrive just as the trader starts calling out for prospective buyers. Several other Sith are there and they start putting in offers, playing the trader for a fool, slowly descending on him and he's beginning to look nervous. So then the Jedi comes up from behind and stamps the authority of the Jedi Order down and just takes the artefact off the trader. The artefact is beginning to rattle and radiate a purple light, and the Sith are angry. The Jedi gets all preachy and all, but realises the Sith are closing in, so he looks to his ally for backup, but his Sith friend has retreated to the nearest lift (or elevator if you will) and refuses to come out. The Jedi marches back to him and starts to order him to come out and help him, but the man just shakes his head nervously, glancing to the Jedi and then to the now glowing and shaking artefact, and then back again. The other Sith of course have now closed in around the pair, but the Jedi's still trying to order the guy to come out.
Then he has a moment of realisation as he looks down at the artefact himself and realises it looks ready to explode. After a pause, a brainwave hits him and he tosses the artefact back at the other Sith and dives into the lift with the other guy and quickly closes the door. Outside absolutely all hell breaks loose. Crazy - but strangely near to coherence for one of my dreams...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SquarePupils on 07-04-2005 11:37
I had this dream where I was in a wide open field with tall, waving grass, and everything was peaceful.  Suddenly, I heard somebody typing really fast on a typewriter in this little log cabin that was nearby.  The noise was really loud and annoying.  I woke up pretty irritated, and realized that it was raining and the "typing" sound was the noise from the raindrops hitting my skylight.  I'm a fairly light sleeper.

Edit: TOTP wake-up call
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Pitt Clemens on 07-10-2005 21:32
Two wierd ones last night:

A collective of Kids brought together because no-one can explain what's going on with them.  When they are all brought together they can see the time when space and time will be distorted.  The moment comes and the children go outside time, the earth oblates and the Moon starts wrapping around it while the children watch.

Second: I'm in a play: lead role.  Suddenly, just before I'm about to go on, I realize, I have never rehearsed it, I don't know a single line, I can't play the part.  I go out and find John Freeland (old highschool friend) that he has to play my part, and I do this in front of the whole audience.  I leave the building and head to the parking lot.  I look up and there's a jet-trail in the sky that flowers out to many jet trails going off in different directions.  I panic at first thinking the Nuclear Holocaust has come.  I flip on the radio in a nearby mustang, and there's normal radio music.  Then abruptly an announce comes on and reports a "Large explosion" North of Kansas city.  Then I wake up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 07-10-2005 21:38
the first dream sounded wicked awesome pitt... it must mean something.

I had dream last night.. maybe this morning... I met Nasty and his family and everything was cool.. I think it kind of makes sense since me and Nasty are so similar somehow... actually by similar I mean we're the same age... and maybe we're similar or something... maybe.  When I woke up I think I had this profound feeling of acceptance or something and I was actually going to post it in here... but now that I've waited all day long, I completely forgot what it was that I was going to say.  but it was pretty profound.

Also I woke up at 4:30 this morning (that's when I needed to wake up my mom) without an alarm.  And then I went back to bed... and got up at 7 (that's when I needed to wake up to go to work).... without an alarm.  I am magical.  It's true.  I'm not sure if I have point any to this now... my headache asks for the knife... that I'm holding in my mouth... you guys are great.  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: JBERGES on 07-10-2005 21:45
 
Quote
I'm in a play: lead role. Suddenly, just before I'm about to go on, I realize, I have never rehearsed it, I don't know a single line, I can't play the part. I go out and find _____ (old highschool friend)
I swear I have that dream at least once every month.  What could it meeean?!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-10-2005 22:00
Also, what does it mean when in your dreams you earn exp?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 07-10-2005 23:38
It means you need to stab yourself in the brain, and fast.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-15-2005 19:54
Seriously, I need help.
In my last dream, I was aboard a spaceship, and was being informed that the space colony that I was moving to had ben ivaded by something that messes with both organics and technology. When I got there, me, a reasonably attractive woman I didn't know, and some suspicious looking guy in a red hoodie (Come to think of it, he looked almost exactly like that firts Reaper dude in Blade 2) were being debriefed in what appeared to be an abandoned mall. As they were talking, a couple of headcrab zombies came up from behind the counter in a jewlrey store to our left. The woman in charge (the one who was debriefing us) shot it three times in the head... crab. It fell over dead. The "camera" (ometimes my dreams are cinimatic in nature) turned around to look at the three of us, standing there stunned. Except, the guy in the red hoodie (the one who looked like a reaper) had an unusual shadow. It looked almost exactly like the shadow of a Hellknight from Doom3! Well, anyway, the chick in charge told us to find someplace safe for the night, we tried to just go into one of the abandoned stores, but she told us to leave via this large gate that led off into darkness. Me and the moderately attractive woman did so, leaving the army type woman in charge, ad the red hoodie guy. The red hoodie guy looked over to the leader woman, and evil mystical tenticles of fog coming out of his body, said "finally, we are alone!"
Then, the view switched back to me, and I was alone in the dark. I looked ahead and saw what appeared to be a headcrab. My pistol only had two bullets in it, and I didn't wast to waste them, so I reached for what I thought was a crowbar, but turned out just to be a bent piece of rebar. Then, a smaller alien thing, only about three quarters of an inch long attached itself to my finger. It hurt like a bitch. Well, I ran over to a teleporter to escape, and a robotic headcrab started accosting me. I threw my high-tech trenchcoat at it, and fire extinguisher stuff on the alien atomoton, dealing cold damage. I escaped to a less abandoned looking mall. Apparently, my dreame didn't remember that I lost my coat, so instead, I lost everything but my coat. Luckily, it was a trench coat and hid my nakedness. I then went over to a girl I knew in school in rel life, here she was just an extra. She was wearing several layers of clothing, obviously shoplifting. I said to her "Do you know where I could get some clothes? You see, a headcrab stole my underpants." Then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mcl6525 on 07-15-2005 21:37
ummm.... that dream is so wierd im speechless.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-15-2005 22:24
Yeah, well, I'm quite insane, so that might have something to do with it. The weird thig is, I haven't played Halflife or Doom3 in months! I wonder what Freud would say about it. Probably something involving my mother and my penis...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 07-16-2005 02:46
I've had this idea for some time that... well, you know how rock singers all call themselves "the king of rock"?  I think that's trite.  Everyone's the king of rock nowadays.  I don't wanna be the king of rock.  I want some more esoteric and impressive title.

Anyway, that's been knocking about in my brain for a few months, and last night I had this dream where I constructed some logical argument, and I don't remember any of the details of it, but the upshot was that I somehow proved the following: I am the Evil Pope of Rock & Roll.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 07-16-2005 21:08
i swear i had a futurama dream last night. and i woke up thinking i was going to come and write about it here...

but of course, now i have forgotten... something about it coming back on the air or something..

lets hope it comes true?
damn my shitty memory!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-16-2005 21:42
Just wondering, you can all see that my dreams are the result of a fractured mind, but how did I go insane? Was it inborn, or caused by years of deep sinking lonelyness?

I once had a Futurama dream. Fry, Leela, and Bender were on mars. They were in a gunfight with Mom and her sons. They were ducking behind wooden beams between shots, for they were fighting in a house under construction.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Young_and_Angry on 07-16-2005 21:49
 I say inborn.
ANYYYWAYYYSS...
Last night (Or rather this morning, because I woke up, just barely took in what my mom said, and later did not answer the door to my uncle since I was sleeping), for some reason, I had this twisted perception of the first day of ninth grade. Which won't be until next year. Anyways, I had this weird ice cream bar, I kept accidentally inflicting pain on this one girl who I ASSUMED was my friend in 6th grade, but this past year hardly said ten words to me, who hated me even more. (I call this one friend of mine Stimpy...don't ask about the Ren and Stimpy fandom that goes on between us.) I got that friend to call his twin brother Stimpy, and I was on the ground with laughter, with him bashing his head on a wall. Then I woke up, realizing that I never got Jason to call ANYONE Stimpy. Ever.
And I'm pretty sure earlier in the night I had a dream that involved Paul McCartney....Let's just not go there.    ;)
This sex obsessed 13 year old is brought to you by the American public school system! Go low to no budget schools and perverted students!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: RS 2thou on 07-17-2005 10:42
I remember having a dream where I was driving a EA Falcon all over the place and going sideways around the local areas, getting close to falling of cliffs. Speeding through towns having fun in a car. The freaky thing is it felt real. To this day I have not figured out why I was driving a EA Falcon. I think that dream was influced by my brother because he constantly pops the rear end out in his Falcon when Im with him.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gorky on 07-17-2005 11:07
 
Quote
Originally posted by Wooter:
Just wondering, you can all see that my dreams are the result of a fractured mind, but how did I go insane? Was it inborn, or caused by years of deep sinking lonelyness?

Take it from someone who knows: It's inborn.

Anyway, I once had a dream where I was locked in an attic with a bunch of aliens. The aliens were afraid of black cats. A large amount of black cats were roaming across the roof of wherever it was that my dream was taking place.

Beat that, my demented friend!  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: RS 2thou on 07-17-2005 11:39
Gorky that is freaky, people are going to have a hard to try and beat you in the way of freaky dreams.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-17-2005 14:19
Gorky, I accept your challenge! Tonight, before I rest, I shall eat vast quantities of cheese!(hey, it worked for Salvador Dali, and you should see the the freaky stuff he drew!) Also, I'm still proud of my subconcious for coming up with the line "a headcrab stole my underpants"
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: pork on 07-17-2005 14:34
I had a dream that had to do with an alram clock once, the dream was quite some time ago (maybe around 5 years ago).

I was some kind of animal running around in tall weeds during a thunderstorm at night which lighting kept on striking everywhere.

The stormy field with tall weeds i was in was the background of a level on an old Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat game (I can't remember which one it was).

But I remember just running around threw the field while it was storming. At the end of the dream I heard a song playin, it was a Linkin Park song.

I woke up and the same song was playing on the radio.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 07-17-2005 14:40
Sometimes in my dreams I'm walking or moving my body in one direction or another. In such a dream dream I'm vertical, but in my bed I'm in a horizontal position and sometimes I make moves like walking or whatever, and then I wake  up because I moved my legs for example.
Very confusing and disorienting.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: pork on 07-17-2005 14:49
Whenever I wake up with my feet on my pillows and my head at the end of my bed, it usually is a bad 'omen' for me.

On all the days I have woke up like that something bad happens during the day. Which is usually getting in some sort of big trouble at school.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Lrrrr on 07-21-2005 14:45
I had a weird dream that I got a couple of game for some kind of occation. I just put them away and went out of my room to say thank you to everyone who gave me those games. Well after that we went to some house it kind of was rainny and I took my car, and every one else went in my mom's car. Well things started to go astray. My mom went into this one room, and some one killed her. In my furry I killed the guy's daughter. When he found out what I have done, I have already mannaged to sneak out of the house. I got into my car and took off through the puddles and such. People were after me, I needed to get to my safe house. When I got about ten feet away from it some guy just poped infront of it and was trying to keep me from it. He succseeded. Next thing I know the universe was destroyed and the solar system was a buch of free floating planets.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 07-21-2005 17:56
Hey, I have weird dreams, too!  :(

This one I had yesterday morning involved two adorable Korean children who were standing outside our kitchen window trying to blow our house up. So, we did what any other family in this situation would do. We invited them inside for dinner. They told us that it was nothing personal. "We not want blow you up! We want blow house up!"

There was no explanation, they just wanted our house blown to smithereens. We didn't seem to care, we just packed up our shit and got the fuck out. We were on pretty good terms with the adorable Korean children afterwards, too. I think we let them live with us at my aunt's house.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futurefreak on 07-21-2005 18:02
I have way too many lesbian dreams for a straight person. -_-
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gorky on 07-21-2005 18:19
I had a dream that I was in a hospital, having a delicious dinner.

And if that ain't dreamin', then I don't know what is.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SquarePupils on 07-21-2005 18:25
I just had a dream where there was a hurricane outside, and the winds were so strong that they were blowing cars and trees around that were smashing into my house.  However, my house was holding up fine, so my friend and I were sitting in the hallway playing Monopoly.

Maybe that's a sign, like a storm will come soon or something...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 07-23-2005 21:44
Boyyy, did I have a few weird ones last night.  First, I was staying at someone's house, and I was about to leave, and I was going to eat some dinner leftovers before I went.  They tried to warn me, but it was too late.  Suddenly, the house was surrounded by military police from the facist country we were apparently in because I had eaten too much food, and exceeded the food tax, or some such nonsense.  There was a brief firefight, and I spent the rest of the dream trying to escape.  I can't remember if I succeeded or not. 

The next dream involved me attending an intimate, small-venue They Might be Giants concert.  I don't remember much about the concert, except I think it was in the house from the previous dream.  After, I made it my intent to speak with and obtain autographs from the band, but only one of them was there.  When I tried to talk to him, he seemed preoccupied and in a bad mood, so he came off as callouse, or something.  I don't really remember, my memory was pretty fuzzy.

In another, I got hurt somehow, and the paramedic wanted to start an IV on me ... only he decided to use the largest needle available (14 gauge ... which is practically a sewer pipe).  I didn't want him to, because it would hurt, but he did it anyway.  Turns out, I didn't feel any pain from it, but I did feel like there was a ton of water going up my veins when he started flowing the IV fluid ... it felt like water snaking through my arm.

Weird stuff ...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SlackJawedMoron on 07-23-2005 21:51
 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
I have way too many lesbian dreams for a straight person. -_-

Can I borrow some?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futurefreak on 07-23-2005 22:02
PLEASE DO they won't leave me alone...everyone knows the only lesbian dreams I like to have are with me and airbag. and amy20. ok, lesbian threesome dream  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 07-23-2005 22:12
Mmmmm, can I join?  And also borrow some of those dreams?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futurefreak on 07-23-2005 22:16
ok, but it'll cost you...9.95 a minute![/i]
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 07-23-2005 22:48
 
Quote
Originally posted by Gorky:
I had a dream that I was in a hospital, having a delicious dinner.

And if that ain't dreamin', then I don't know what is.

Hey, when I was in the hospital after my surgery, everything I ate tated good.  It was probably just the morphine, though. Mmmmm... morphine.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 07-24-2005 00:07
Actually, since morphine supresses your gastric motility (the technical term for how your guts move your food inside you while it's being digested), so I would think that would suppress your apetite (resulting in a depressed sense of taste).  Also, I'd think that the morphine itself would directly suppress your taste ... I don't know though.  I bet it was just darn good hospital food, or you weren't on morphine.

Ontopic?  Well, uh, no, I guess not.  Sorry.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: futurefreak on 07-24-2005 00:19
Most of my dreams are about daily occurrences I have. There's a psych theory based on that, but I'm two lazy to look it up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: smision on 07-24-2005 03:12
I don't even know how to describe my dreams alot of the time. I don't even want to try. I usually can't remember them in much detail anyway which is why they would be hard to describe I guess. But often I find I have dreams that are strange and unsettling.
The last dream I had involved something  like being very slowly and gradually tortured to death by having my whole body constricted with some kind of thing that I don't remember what it was, that was also slicing alittle into my eyeballs through the slits between my eyelids. Although it never actually ended up killing me in the dream so i'm not sure if it was meant to or it was just meant to be a punishment for something.
Anyway... my dreams suck and I suck.
(Yay... am I scary? just a little?)  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Bushmeister on 07-24-2005 04:26
I had a pretty strange dream last night. I was in my German class, I answered a question right along with another person. I think he said something like kings, when present in a country were always the heads of state, and I corrected him by giving him the example of the King of Bavaria falling under the Kaiser in Germany. The teacher was pleased so as a reward he gave us...bacon. Two rashers of bacon on a plate to be precise. I took the bacon and for some reason had to drain a lot of fluid from it into a bin. Then I woke up.

That's pretty rubbish actually.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SquarePupils on 07-24-2005 07:59
I had this dream that me and a bunch of other people were in an abandoned mansion.  We realized that it was inhabited by a bright yellow humanoid thing that could change shape.  We decided that it was our duty to kill it.  First we went into the basement, where an entire wall was made out of speckled ceiling tiles, and you could jump through the tiles so long as you didn't jump straight into a stud.  We jumped through and found the thing.  We decided to fight it one by one.  The problem was, anytime someone hit it, it would just melt and then reform iteself, good as new.  For some reason I was Bender at this point, and I was carrying a weird robot that hovered and was shaped like a sandwich.  It sacrificed itself fighting the creature while I rooted around in the basement.  I found some pipes in a blue trash can.  Grabbing one, I snuck behind the thing.  It knew I was there and attcked.  I stuck the pipe right through it's stomach, and it hung on the pipe like a blob of dough.  I crammed it in a spider webby old corner, and it succumbed to arachnophobia.  While it sat there in a shaking mass, I grabbed a conviniently placed log and squished it.  I think I killed it.

...Anyone want to trade dreams?  Mine are getting too...boss-fighty.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: smision on 07-24-2005 08:18
I just remembered another dream I had once. I had the ability to conjure chickens out of nowhere and command them to kill people. I remember being in a car in the dream and watching through the windshield as a group of chickens attacked someone. Mwahahaha... that dream was cool.

Oh, and also I have had several dreams where I am being chased by dinosaurs. Those dreams are scary. (I don't even know why I keep typing up my dreams in this thread. It's not as though they are intereting or anything)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Melllvar on 07-24-2005 08:29
I had a dream this week about another PEELathon, in NY, however, all of the PEELers who attended were actually my work colleagues (and ex-colleagues) and then it transmogrified into a bizarre slasher-type-dream involving people being killed in the elevators of the hotel we were staying in.

This was not the actual hotel, it was just one I made up (in my head).
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 07-25-2005 03:12
i haven't been having many dreams lately... the last 2 i've had have been a bit weird...

err.. in the first dream i was sleeping with some guy that i didn't recognise... (oh yeah, that was was X rated)..

but the one last night was fucked out.
I dreamed that there were these weird buildings that kept getting checked on by "aliens" but they looked like normal humans...
there was a huge one on mars that was really important... that i SAW being checked..

i found out from one of the 'aliens' that those were checkpoints, measuring the atmosphere and conditions round them because the universe was a giant BIODOME being observed from the outside, and that our universe was an ant farm of sorts..
this stuff freaks me right out for some reason..
the idea of civilisation as i know it changing scares me stupid...

i don't know why i dream about this stuff... this was tame compared to other dreams i've had about civilisation ending. I considered myself lucky last night..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 08-10-2005 23:58
OK.  I saw a caterpillar in the kitchen a few days ago.  I had a dream about it last night.  In the dream, I tried to kill the caterpillar with acid, but it didn't work, and later I found my housemates torturing it by forcing it to listen to loud music.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 08-11-2005 01:06
Haha, loud music.

The other day, I took a short nap, and had a really strange one.  It started out with me walking through some town with with somebody, and we go into this store, which had various home improvement items: light fixtures, kitchen and appliance setups, etc.  I found my mother in the store, and start browsing.  I decided to go look at a kitchen display, and I started to get dizzy and disoriented.  Next thing I know, I'm standing on the wall and running into the floor.  And then, suddenly, I'm in bed, and there's a paramedic standing over me, and they're worried about my blood sugar.  My vision was blurred, and it was hard to do anything.  They helped me into the bathroom, and suddenly I'm in a house that's a hybrid of my parents' house and my grandparents' old house.  And my grandmother is there.  I'm still having trouble doing anything, and the same image of my desk is all I can see, unless I try REALLY hard to see whatever else in front of me.  It was also hard to move, speak, and hear.  And then, suddenly, while I'm trying to see, I see my shadow, and it looks like I have one of those KKK hoods on, so I panic and tear it off, only to find another underneath it.  And another, and another and so on...  I woke up suddenly in my bed, spread eagle and face down, with my fitted sheet displaced.  Weird.

The other night, I set my alarm for super early, so I could catch the shuttle landing.  When I initially awoke, I found out it had been delayed because of the weather in Florida.  I went back to sleep, forgetting to reset my alarm for an hour or so later to try agian.  I woke up spontaneously about three hours later, and turned the news on to find out they had a safe landing.  I opened my laptop to check out more info, and found that not only had I pulled my USB drive out of the port, but I've also pulled out my wireless networking card.  I don't remember this at all, and haven't the foggiest idea why I'd do such a thing. 

I think I've been stressed lately.

TOTP bed thrash.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 08-28-2005 04:26
I had a dream on friday night that scared the shit out of me...
i was in chile with my family...we were all having a good time..hanging out..it was great...
but then it was time for us to leave, so my mum and i were going down to the shop..

the flight leaves at midnight...so we have lots of time...she can never sleep so we went to get booze... we walked outside... (the stairs from my grandma's apartment are out in the open) the kids were outside looking at the moon...

my mum turned to look at it and she got scared...
she says..
"oh my god.. look at the moon"....
so i turn and look and the moon is getting smaller and smaller in the sky..

the earth is being pull away from it's orbit with such force, we have to hold on the the railing to not fall down the stairs..
everything's flashing through my mind..the effect on the environment..how many people will die?..
what will we do next?...

the vision of the moon getting smaller and smaller in the sky is one of SUCH HORROR...
i woke up almost screaming...

i figured out why i had that dream..cause my ex was around..he always gave me frightful dreams..

what an asshole....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-09-2005 08:47
I had a dream last night that was kinda cool.  It started out with me going to traffic court for really no reason.  I met all my friends there, and they all had long, long rap sheets and funny aliases and were telling stories about drag racing and stuff.  Then we were making a stunt driving video where we had like eight old Bandit Trans Ams and some old Cadillacs tandem drifting and doing 180s.  Then we were doing some bicycle stunts, so I decided to go for a ride on a ten speed, which I haven't ridden since I was a kid.  So I rode the thing around on some railroad tracks and made my way into town, to some college campus.  Then I started getting text messages on my phone, and it was friends of mine playing blackjack somehow over the phone.

Then I woke up.  I don't think I've ever remembered so much of a dream, sequentially, before.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Monk_K on 09-09-2005 15:29
Yeah sometimes I remember a lot and sometimes I don't remember anything really.

I've got a radio alarm clock and lately every time it goes off I just keep hitting the snooze button, but sometimes it doesn't wake me up properly and its like the radio is playing in my dream. It really weird!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 09-09-2005 20:21
i had a dream the other day about my friend matt who's been living and working in the usa....
so i sent him a text.. (normally he lives in the UK) and yesterday i got a message from his friend telling me matt was supposed to be back, but he missed his flight so he'll be a few extra day...
ooooh..eerrie.....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 09-11-2005 08:50
So I dreamed I went to a gun shop to buy some guns.  I wanted a desert eagle, but from a specific year, and then I wanted some machine guns to mount on my mororcycle.  The guy asked me if I wanted to try out the handgun, and I said OK.  So he gave me a cowboy hat and a duster to put on, then told me to just go out back, in a nod-nod-wink-wink sort of way that made me think this trying out the gun wasn't a hundred percent legal.  When I got out back, there was no gun range, just some kids playing basketball in the parking lot.

In retrospect, I should have shot them.  But now I'm seriously considering mounting machine guns on my motorcycle.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 09-14-2005 15:17
I had a stupid dream, I dreamt that I am peeing and I woke up feeling I needed to pee so I got up and went to pee and went back to bed!

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 09-14-2005 16:28
i had a leatherface dream the other night.. had to stand squeezed in a cupboard with another person, and watch her chop his lips by closing a straight razor (ya get me?)...
then of course, my ex shows up..he always gives me freaking nightmares..

thought LAST night..i had a wonderfully warm mike patton dream... weeheeheeee...

it was cool...HE was all cute and cool and stuff...

i wish i had more dreams like that one... COOL ones..
not flesh and blood and end-of-the-damn-world dreams.... bah...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 09-15-2005 11:22
*sigh*
Airbag, it seems less and less likely I'm going to look in this thread and see that you dreamed about me and some lesbians in a sex romp!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 09-15-2005 16:23
i've had those kind of dreams...

just not about you..

and not lately..
but my sexual frustration is reaching an all time high...
so keep your fingers crossed!..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Spy on 09-15-2005 16:33
Dreams are fuckin annoying how while your in them you believe it's real even if it seems crazy.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: winna on 09-17-2005 03:07
My dreams are LSD ridden, I hadn't done drugs for several years till I smoked hash tonight again.. years ago.. [and yet i keep drinjking.].
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 09-19-2005 04:40
i had a dream last night that i was in Guatemala already...
and that it was scary... we got picked up in black jeeps with tinted windows, so nobody could see we were outsiders.
we went to a market to get food,... my self and my former travelling buddy...
i was talking to her in spanish trying to sound as natural as possible so they didn't know she was australian..but she couldn't understand me..

yes..i reall look forward to GOING to guatemala.... by... my...self....

..oh wait..just remembered.. and then after that there was a lesbian three way with me, my friend and fazeshift...

no wait..that was fazeshift WISHING for that a few posts ago on this thread..
my bad..

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 10-02-2005 01:16
OMG NO! It's finally happened. I had a PEEL related dream.

I was meeting up with some people from PEEL in this tiny bar in England. There were a few people there, but I can only remember Xmpel, Melllvar and Melbee.

I had a conversation with Melll.
Alex: "Hey Melll."
Melll: "Hey Alex." (in Australian accent)
Alex: "Melll... what should I call you?"

But he ignored me!

I spoke to Xmpel for a while, then my parents and sister showed up randomly because they were stalking me, some tanks were at the bottom of the Thames nearby left over from fierce ground battles during WWII and some peace protester was saying "Dude, there are more tanks here than bridges".

Most disturbing dream ever. At least nobody got naked.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 10-02-2005 01:29
my dream last night was about travel..... but we ended up TIME TRAVELLING.... we were thousands of years in the future, and on neptune.... in the subway station, but it wasn't a train that took you back to earth, it was one of those rollercoaster ride thingies where your feet dangle...

we ended up in paris where it cost us a ridiculous amount to use the internet...we wanted to email home to say we were okay..
then it hit us they wouldn't GET the emails anyway BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY DEAD YEARS AGO..

arrghhh!!!!!!...

fazeshift-..again..sorry.. no nakedness... what can i say.. i'm working on it?..you'll be the first to know?....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Col. Klink on 10-02-2005 01:52
I disagree with the title of this thread. Alarm clock noises and dreams mix together remarkably well.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 10-02-2005 05:35
I have stupid dreams, usually about things I'm planning on doing the next day.

Like, I've mentioned in the "waste my money on today" thread, I had to buy 2 new windscreen wiper pump motors cuz mine died. But before I bought them I had a dream that my bf (ex, now) fixed my car, and the spray that came out of the jets were so large and pretty, it covered the whole windscreen and the sun was shining down on me. I was just so impressed how beautiful the water was spraying out of the jets! I turned on the wipers and it was all in slow-mo like in some dumb tv ad.

Then it ended. Bizarre.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 10-02-2005 08:46
baggeh: I'm waiting in your dreamland in my underpants, find me soon!  :laff:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 10-02-2005 12:55
I had a dream recently about me in this adventure land that is the mixed of Alice in wonderland's wonderland and the place Chihiro visited; from the anime film Spirited Away. Of course I am the major character in the adventure, and my husband is the green dragon boy!

(http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/drama.gif)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 10-02-2005 12:58
I've been playing with Google Earth so much lately I had a dream about it.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SquarePupils on 10-02-2005 13:07
I hate it when people interact with me in real life while I'm dreaming.  I was on anesthesia or something when I got a wart removed, and while I was knocked out, my dad got me to sing the Barney theme or something equally embarassing.  I couldn't recall a word of it, but the doctors were apparantly quite amused.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 10-02-2005 13:13
Well, at least he didn't give you a Hitler.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 10-10-2005 14:43
fazeshift!..
if finally happened! femalesexromp dream..
what's your email.. i'll tell you all about it...
amongst other things...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 10-10-2005 16:24
(http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smileysex.gif)
YES BABEHS!  :love:
Email now in profile... clickitclickitclickitclickitc lickitclickitclickitclickitcl ickitclickit!!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 10-10-2005 16:34
 :laff:  :laff:  :laff:

I hope Slimster uploads Fazey's sex smiley now
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 10-10-2005 16:41
Sex smiley?

I've been having odd and slightly disturbing dreams the last couple nights ... dreams that involve the closing of my fire station.  I wouldn't worry, but our budget is on the rocks now because a certain moron in my state got an initiative passed that won't allow us to raise property taxes enough to cover our expenses without a vote (because apparently in a society with elected officials, we can't allow those elected officials to make the laws and taxes, like we're supposed to), and our last LID lift failed.  We might lose a station, and mine is near, if not at the top of the list.  These dreams do not sit right with me, by any means.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-13-2005 21:15
I dreamed about motorcycle cops again last night, and it sucked.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: bankrupt on 10-13-2005 21:48
 
Quote
Originally posted by canned eggs:
I dreamed about motorcycle cops again last night, and it sucked.

Did they come to your garage to give you a ticket for taking to long to build it?

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M0le on 10-13-2005 22:07
It finally happened. Last night I had a dream about driving in a car over the West Gate Bridge, and I thought it was a regular dream. I was horribly mistaken, because instead of a person driving the car, it was Faze's (http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smileysex.gif) smiley! Then the car went off the bridge and I woke up on top of a monkey with a sore anus.    :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 10-13-2005 22:34
 
Quote
Originally posted by bankrupt:
 Did they come to your garage to give you a ticket for taking to [sic] long to build it?


Shut up!  You wanna come fabricate me a gear puller for Whitworth threads?

Now I'm gonna cry.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: bankrupt on 10-14-2005 06:35
Excuses.  All I'm hearing are excuses.  Excuses don't fabricate gear pullers for Whitworth threads Mr. canned eggs.  Get to work!

I should have wrote "Did they come to your garage to give you a ticket for taking too long to build it?" in my original post.  Damn homophones.  I really hate it when I screw those up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mint on 10-17-2005 14:50
Ok, I had the weirdest dream, I dreamt that George Bush was my maths teacher. Now isn't that just odd?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 11-02-2005 14:02
I had an Urban Dead themed dream. Me and my family was at a 'mall', but then I swore at my dad for doing something or other, and he, and my mother, were pissed. So I had to run!

This thing is, as I was running, I was seeing an Urban Dead-esque map - and I could be near my family, but just not on the same square, as then they could see my name.

  :confused:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: HomerFrye on 11-02-2005 14:13
I was dreaming that I was lost the other night. I was in a mall, but my friends who should have been there weren't. I was screaming their names trying to get them to hear me. All of a sudden the alarm clock goes off and I have to restrain with all my might to not scream my friends name as I wake up. It was just weird.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 11-02-2005 16:38
i had a sex dream!
unfortunately, the sex was pretty bad...
so it was kinda a nightmare.

even my own subconsious is teasing me about my inability to connect with anyone...
 :cry:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 11-02-2005 16:39
Wow... that sucks. Even in my pathetic state, my subconcious leves me alone... Do you need a hug?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: cujoe169 on 11-02-2005 16:48
*awkward silence*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 11-02-2005 19:33
i need a drug that will stop me from being an emotional cripple, hermit shut in.....
isn't it called euthanasia?....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FilthyCrab on 11-02-2005 19:36
No, cyanide is the drug, euthanazia is taking the drug.  Hope that helps...

Instead of that plan of yours, come to Canadia and we'll hang out with the polar bears together.  Then you won't be a shut-in.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-02-2005 19:41
airbags: You need some FazeSex™

Seven applications and doses... per day... for 8 weeks.

Best taken internally with Banana icecream.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 11-02-2005 20:06
Okay, I have the same problem as Airbaggy, but I don't like my treatment options...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 11-02-2005 20:22
drug.. act of taking it.. as long as i get the damn thing...
i'm still waiting for the funtime moment when i see the co-worker IN my dream and i have to hide my embarrisment....
poor guy.. he'll never know i had a sex dream about him and he sucked....
everything leading up to that bit was insanely awesome though..
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Archie2K on 11-03-2005 12:34
"I get given pills, I take them. Vitamin B, Vitamin C. Is it possible I'm taking a drug called euthanasia?"
"Echinacea?"
"That sounds more like it"

I have been a very rare contributor to this thread because I always get woken by my alarm and forget my dreams, however about a week ago I had a very distinct dream (no sex involved) with PEELs very own Pitt Clemens. I have no idea how or why. But, score, you're famous, mate.

Last night I kept dreaming about Iran and drifting in and out of sleep. Again, reasons elude me, I guess I really am just a Pol-Sci geek even in my sleep.

Still haven't dreamt about computers yet though, so I'm not quite at the "Kill yourself, life is doomed" stage.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: FilthyCrab on 11-03-2005 20:44
 
Quote
Originally posted by Archie2K:
Still haven't dreamt about computers yet though, so I'm not quite at the "Kill yourself, life is doomed" stage.

I passed that milestone about 2 decades ago.  Aw, I made myself sad.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: homerjaysimpson on 11-09-2005 12:25
I had a dream that had Jon (bart182) and Nick (winna) in it last night. They where driving my car and they had some guy in the back set with me and they picked me up from this odd school. It was strange also because the school looked like a Home Depo.  :hmpf:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-09-2005 14:10
Night before last I had a dream I was with some friends of mine taking a train, in, where else, Detroit.  We had to run a lot to make another train, and get in and out in the middle of the tracks instead of from a platform.

I dunno why I always dream about trains.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-09-2005 14:13
Google that shit. It says something about wanting a liaison.

Yesterday I had the first nightmare in as long as I can remember. These last few weeks I seem to be dreaming a lot more.
Unlike most earlier nightmares this one didn't make me feel as shitty when I got up, even though it was as if some of my worst paranoid thoughts and scenarios had become reality.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-10-2005 07:37
Second nightmare. Someone had found my secret stash...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-12-2005 03:19
 
Quote
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Google that shit. It says something about wanting a liaison.

Are you coming on to me?

Anyway, I was talking to this guy today, and he told me he thought he was going crazy because he couldn't stop dreaming about cows.  Brown ones.  He actually said, "I go to sleep and they start mooing at me.  Mooo!  Mooo!  Leave me alone!"

Crazy doctors rule.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: i_c_weiner on 11-14-2005 22:44
To post what I put in the "Dream Machines" thread, thinking it was the Dreams thread...

Weirdest Dreams: I was a WWF/WWE wrestler.
: Chucky, the doll, was chasing me around.
: I was Lisa Simpson.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-15-2005 06:02
I dreamt I was having sex (girl on top... oh, it matters) but in the background (like a 3D virtual reality world instead of my bedroom) I was playing Call of Duty 2...

Awesome.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ben on 11-15-2005 06:07
Normal guys just think about sport.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 11-15-2005 06:13
I had another stupid dream. I was looking at the tyres on my car, and after jacking it up and taking one wheel off I discovered in shock that half of the tyre had gone bald.

The end. Can't anything interesting ever happen??
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: rach_the_tall on 11-15-2005 06:23
Dream (and by dream, I mean nightmare) that I was getting married (to nobody in particular) and that it was sudden and not what I wanted at all. I didn't get to choose and dress my own stylish venue.

Phew, what a nightmare!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-15-2005 09:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by Ben:
Normal guys just think about sport.

I've actually often wondered what foreigners think about if they don't have baseball...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 11-15-2005 10:02
I once had a dream I went running on the track and there was this girl doing some stretching. Naked.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-15-2005 16:56
Zeej, you get 2nd best dream on this page.

I win 1st of course.

Ben comes last.... then rach & Ninaka.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Speli on 11-15-2005 19:41
I had the most wonderful dream the other night. I dreamt that my entire school was entered into Battle Royale and I was the winner.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ben on 11-15-2005 20:27
 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Ben comes last.... then rach & Ninaka.

Hence proving my point that thinking about sport is more effective than playing video games.

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 11-15-2005 21:44
Pfft! This is the dreeeeaam thread...

Think about sport in your awake world, you filthy Consciouser!

Damn Conscies.   :sleep:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Guineapig Trick on 11-22-2005 12:05
Bump, I actually kinda remember this dream I had last night, I think its recurring.

Well I'm at a fair or carnival or something with a friend, and I see this dude in a black hoodie, and I leave my friend to talk to him after he calls me over there, we take a walk, and he tells me about philosophical things and how I should have respected people and living more. I tell him to cut the bullshit, I know that he's death, and that I'm dead, and like I usually do, I cover up my real saddness with insulting him and telling him to "cut the bullshit". By that point I realise he's the only one that can hear me, and we walk into a little corner store type thing, that happened to have tables. I try to reach and grab a pack of cigs, but can't, so I ask him to do it for me, he reaches right by the lady, while she looks rather bored, as if he wasn't there (only I can see him) and gets me a pack of Kools and a box of "Zig Zag" matches (does zig zag make matches?). I sit at the table, open up the pack, put a cig in my mouth, and I can't get the fucking match to light, and by now the cig is rather moist, and gross, but I get the match to light, and sit around and smoke for a while, while he does something else (talking to other people?) I throw the used butt on the floor and light up another, this time quite effortlessly. About halfway through the second cigarette I put it down in an ashtray and just sit and stare at the reaper. This part is kinda fuzzy, but I remember that apparently the cig fell on the floor or something, and the store starts to burn down, I watch the reaper sit there and watch the woman die, and then suprisingly, the reaper starts to burn too, and I remember crying, just sitting there, watching people die, watching, and crying, after that I don't remember what happened.

Any idea on what this means other than obviously "respect life more"?

This is exactly what the matches looked like, except they were...matches.
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8928/zigzag14gl.gif)
This is my drawing of death:
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9436/deathdreamcopy6fm.gif)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 11-23-2005 00:20
Had an off-putting dream this morning. I was at work where the office is, but for some reason across the front of the counter there was a couch which turned into a living room... rather than a check-in area. Anyway, I was there with my Assistant Manager. I finished my shift and sat down in the "living room" and he just totally starting macking on me... but in a creepy & sleazy kind of way. He started saying weird things like "this isn't going to interfere with that guy you're seeing... cuz I know about that". Which freaked me out cuz it's another guy at work, and nobody knows about it. Then I'm like, but you have a girlfriend??? They've been together for FOREVER so *that* was freaking me out even more. He just kept trying to make out with me or something until I just got up and ran away.

It's really freaky cuz he's a super nice guy hahaha and just NO WAY he could ever be like that. It was really funny - not in the ha-ha way.  :(

So I went into work today and told him he was being an asshole in my dream last night - but he quizzed me on what KIND of creepy ass he was being and decided it was a cool thing (probably cuz it's impossible to be mean to anybody)  :p

The manager overheard and seemed upset my dream didn't include him! Aw wah. haha... I cna't dream about EVERYONE ya know!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-23-2005 00:26
Ah but you still dream about me, right?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 11-23-2005 00:33
And you would be.....  :confused:

heheh, just kidding. But really, no I don't
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-23-2005 00:42
 
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Google that shit. It says something about wanting a liaison.

I actually did look around on Google, and nothing was helpful.  Jung says dreaming about trains means you're a conformist, and I'll have to respectfully disagree with the old master here, because I'm not.  Then there's the usual unhelpful stuff about "missing a train means a missed opportunity," etc. 

But all my life I've had a broad variety of radically different dreams, all involving trains.  Dozens of them.  They include one of my earliest memories, dreaming of looking down through the ties on a rickety railroad bridge immensely high above a muddy river, where it suddenly stops in the middle.  And they range from a kung fu fight on top of a moving train, to boarding a two-storey train full of zombies, to at least four or five dreams about riding a bicycle around train tracks or trainyards, and even more about catching trains and having to board in an unorthodox manner, like running to catch the thing.  Also a couple about being out in the wilderness and suddenly coming upon railroad tracks with a train approaching.  I got no idea what the deal is.

Then there's an event from my childhood, when I was about 4 or 5, that may have been a dream or may have been real, I can't remember, involving being in the car with  my father and him driving down a dirt path in the woods in South Jersey and coming upon the end of a railroad track, with the big bumpers and everything, near an abandoned factory.  And for some reason it was terrifying.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 11-23-2005 09:41
Shit, man, I just woke up from dreaming that someone had stolen random parts off my car.  The decklid, the bumpers, the roof, the oil filter and all the oil, the HVAC panel, and the dashboard, but not the stereo.  And the alarm was still armed.

I was really pissed off. 

And for some reason the street the car was parked on was in some guy's apartment.

No trains this time, though.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 12-16-2005 15:29
Top dream this morning: I was at an Oasis show (no Liam, only Noel) and I somehow ended up on stage with a guitar in my hand playing with them. Can't remember what we played apart from "Fuckin' In The Bushes" and "Go Let It Out", and I played "Don't Look Back In Anger" with the crowd singing. The crowd was massive and tighly packed; really an ocean of people jumping up and down. Ahh. Intense. Best dream ever! At the end of the dream I bought an Oasis ticket for a show the next night that was just announced for $79 - and I woke up wondering if Liam would be playing this show.

Yee  :) I want more dreams like this!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Impossible on 12-16-2005 16:50
I had the best dream recently that someone invented Jaffa Cakes cereal. I don't know if I should attempt to make some or not  :)
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 12-17-2005 11:28
Another awesome dream from the mind of Faze:

It started off good sliding down a one way water slide (everyone else was sliding up) with Peter Sellers in his Inspector Clouseau moustache, then once we were thrown off that by the lifegaurd at the bottom, I went to a drink/candy mixer stall and with a 7-Up liquid base, began to pick and chose the candy components: various chocolates, strawberry syrups, hard dissolvable sweets and ground up chocolate bar sprinkles, my lips were smacking with anticipation of this diabetes-inducing delight, the stall guy took my money and handed it over and then I woke up.

A-  :D
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 12-18-2005 04:58
Been having more ordinary dreams lately. I won't bore you with the details.

- Dream about being late for the Chiropractor and she got SO pissed off with me cuz i was 30 mins late. I was really sorry.

- Dream about work (again) where the Minties on the sidetables weren't STRAIGHT because theyr'e so particular about it. I got in trouble.

- Dream about fixing the damn window in my car. It isn't working properly so I dreamt I took the door apart and actually fixed it. Then, I lost one of the bits and couldn't put it back together. I got annoyed.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Zoidberg227 on 12-18-2005 19:24
 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
... my lips were smacking with anticipation of this diabetes-inducing delight, the stall guy took my money and handed it over and then I woke up.

And then you found ten dollars missing from your wallet?

I mean, I know nothing of this!
<_<
>_>
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 01-02-2006 01:07
I had this dream as of late that I was in the backyard with my dog, Annie, and two other dogs that my grandfather left us when he died.  Of course, Annie was Grandpa's only dog, so the fact that they looked like flabby pitbulls wasn't the only thing strange about them.  Anyway, I went into the garage to do something and when I came back outside, the two pits were being attacked by gigantic Saint Bernards, which were gigantic even by Saint Bernard standards.  I ran into my house and was trying to figure out which gun to use to dispatch the Bernies.  The first one to come to mind was the antique Savage 1922 that I had recently acquired in real life.  "Too small," my dream-self thought.  Then I considered my AK-variant.  "No ammo," my dream-self concluded (it is also true in real life).  Then I got my shotgun.  "Just right!"  By the time I loaded and ran out to shoot the marauding dogs, they had already torn my dogs to pieces, leaving their shredded corpses all over the lawn.  Pretty gory dream, huh?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Crash_7 on 01-02-2006 07:46
That's your subconscious telling you to get a holster. 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Venus on 01-04-2006 11:26
I had the weirdest dream about the kids from the Narnia movie being chased and mutilated by veloca raptors.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Javier Lopez on 01-04-2006 12:07
Hi ladies and gentlmen , im back..

god, this thread must be years old..i still renember it...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-04-2006 15:25
 
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Originally posted by Venus:
veloca raptors.
Heh.

Javier: YAY! WB.

I had a few good dreams recently, and one nightmare.  :hmpf:
You know the kind of ones that make you stiff with terror and you're trying to scream yourself awake but it doesn't come out?  :(

I won't tell you about this one, but the last one like that I was face down and I knew there were these spirit-like ghost entities flying in circles over me and I was frozen to the ground, trying to get up.
They reminded me of nazgul or the nazgul type chap from The Frighteners.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: KurtPikachu2001 on 01-04-2006 17:20
Last night I had a dream about the old Mario cartoon.  All the characters got captured by Koopa and thrown in a cage.  Everyone was telling off Koopa until Mario says in Bender's voice: "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!"  Which shocked Koopa and his henchmen.  Then the Mario characters were in costumes, took them off, and all revealed to really be........(drumroll).....Futurama characters!  Bender was dressed as Mario, Fry was dressed as Luigi, Leela was dressed as Toad, and Zoidberg was dressed as The Princess!   Fry shot up some Koopa Troopas with a laser gun, Bender and Leela were in an intense fight with Koopa and that Mouser dude.  Zoidberg was too scared to fight. Then after the fight, Koopa and Mouser "Who are you?!"  Leela says they are the Planet Express crew from Earth!  Fry then said that the Professor sent them kick some Koopa ass!  And Bender warned them to never let them catch the Koopas in New New York!   And Fry, Leela, Bender, and Zoidberg all jumped into the PE Ship and took off.  Then Koopa says, "Man, I never knew women could be so tough!"  Then Mouser says, "Yeah, where did she learn to fight like that!   Guess we better stay out of their way!"  Then I woke up! 

I guess this dream was telling me that Futurama is a way better cartoon than all those ones I used to like as a kid! 
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: DrThunder88 on 01-04-2006 21:09
 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
You know the kind of ones that make you stiff with terror and you're trying to scream yourself awake but it doesn't come out?  :(

I've had dreams leave me stiff for other reasons...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-04-2006 21:25
And insert pun involving the "come out" bit too.  :p

Does anyone else have the odd nightmare? I rarely have (remember) any.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 01-05-2006 00:30
i had a dream the other night and it involved ninaka, and my exboyfriend...


meh.. what was HE doing in my dream????...
i was showing him to ninaka...

you know, i haven't had a dream about the human race dying out for a while..
maybe i'll get lucky tonight....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Squeaky on 01-05-2006 00:40
I had a wierd dream when I came home after being drugged today for my surgery...

I get a call from a friend saying that my dad was killed in a car accident and my mom was hurt very badly. I was terrified and as far away from home, I could do nothing. Well, so, I buy plane tickets to Alaska and before I leave I realized that I lost my Passport and I'm stuck in a foreign country while my mom is breathing her last breaths.

Yeah, I wake up moments later in a cold sweat and give my parents the biggest hugs I can give...

*Top of the page Nightmare shuffle*
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 01-05-2006 06:29
I had this strange dream where anything that reprsents an animal was turning into a vicious version of that animal. It started out with dinosaur bones in the library. It was at my school, so we locked ourselves in a classroom. These snail paintings became poisonous snails, so I swiped them off the wall and then stomped on them. Then a Hellknight from Doom3 broke through the glass.I managed to avoid it for a bit, and throw a chair leg at it, but then I woke up.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: SiliconFuRy on 01-05-2006 06:35
I had a weird dream last night, a couple of mates (KIPSTA WAS ONE OF THEM! KIP WAS IN A DREAM OF MINE!!!) and myself were fartin around in the warehouse at work on BMX'S (no idea why, i havnt rode a BMX in many years)... then it moved outside into the yard, where it was getting cold and increasingly windy, and I distinctly remember kip saying "there's one fucker of a storm coming" so we were rushing back to the warehouse doors, which had turned into those huge big nuclear bomb proof blast doors, and I got locked out. I did wake up in a kind of sweat, and noticed the entire dream happened within 10mins (it was 0229 before i turned off the TV to sleep and woke again at 0240). The whole thing felt like it lasted a coupleo f hours though.

Odd.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 01-21-2006 16:46
I had the craziest dram last night. In my dream, it turned out that the administration of my school was doing horrible, unethical biological experements. I followed them to a test facility with a buch of steel buildings and in one was the mutilated, yet living remains of some form of ape, in a similar condition to the Quake 4 strogg torso power units.
Well, anyway I snuck up on the guy changing its feeding tube, and incapacitated him. I shut down the power and released any animals still capable of movement. I went back to school, confident of my success over evil. Unfortunately, my shutting down of the facility  had somehow turned the entire staff into zombies. (Maybe the horrible expirements with animals made a limited-time dose of anti-zombie serum, that they were now out of. Or something) These were more of fantasy zombies, not Romero zombies, so thay could be killed in less specific ways, and a bit just hurts like a bitch.
So,I fought them off for a bit, before I ran home to get some guns. There, I saw a show on the history channel about zombies, and how they were made. It had something to do with "The Black Kiss." Well, anyway I went down to my brother's room to get his help and, of course, the guns.
Some mysterious old woman was down there and taught us some mgic word that could be used on all zombies in a fixed radius. It could only be used a limited amount of times before it could no longer be used, so we got the guns anyway.
We went down to where this began, the steel buildings place. There were a shitload of zombies. I only had a .22 so it took a couple of shots to take one down. My brother was having better luck with the 20 gauge. once, we were surrounded, and had to use the magic. It knocked themm on their collective asses, ant the didn't get back up.
I went into another room  and a zombie came out of the closet. It went to shoot it, but the clip was empty. I tried to replace the clip, only to find out that the other clip was for some reason made of cardboard. I went to load another bullet, but I dropped it. I tried to use the magic word, bit it didn't work. I then noticed it wasn't actually a zombie coming at me, it was just some weird old dude in his underpants.
Suddenly, my brother burst into the room, and the crazy underpants man changed targets. The guy knocked my brother onto a nearby bed, and then just started making out with him. My brother was strugling to get free, so I grabbed the shotgun and ewnt to shoot the crazt fucker, who was now dry humping by brother. It was out of shells. Luckily there were a bunch of boxes of shells right next to me, so I started to look for some, but none of them fit quite right. One of them was sort of banana shaped. The I realized that I could just hit him with the stock. So I did. That's really all I remember.

There, paragraphs.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 01-21-2006 16:49
Paragraphs, dude, paragraphs.

I recently dreamt I arrived at a first day of a job. In my pyama. They were very dissapointed. What were they doing at the breakfast table in the first place? I think it must have been some scheduled meeting, and I woke up late because I didn't have a clock.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 01-21-2006 23:55
Warning: the following dream contains plot holes.

I had a pretty disturbing and weird dream last night. My family were in New South Wales (that's disturbing enough already!) at some kind of swamp. There was a big pile of dead bodies in various states of deadness there. My dad picked one up which was just a skeleton in clothes and put it in the back of the car. He then picked up a more complete corpse and put it in the front seat.
 
We started driving off to Melbourne (we left Mum behind somewhere because the body was in the front seat - I remember wondering what she was going to do) with these bodies in our car. I wasn't too happy about an 8 hour car trip with a dead body in the front seat (who cares about the back, people ALWAYS have bodies in the back of their cars), and it was starting to smell "a lot like Xmas, if you know what I mean". I wanted to put glad wrap over it or something to stop it smelling, but dad wouldn't let me. I said something like "but then it might come alive" and dad said "I hope so, he's my friend". Corny. And disgusting.
 
Anyway, the body started coughing and choking! It wasn't dead! It seemed quite dead. It's brain was damaged or something and it might not have been able to talk again, because it had been dead (or nearly dead) for a while and its brain had not received any oxygen for too long. I think thats possible.
 
So that was my dream. It didn't have an ending because I woke up, of course.

And Wooter, you should write F-grade horror films. But make them Japanese. Have you seen Stacy? I recommend it. You're pretty fucked up, just like that movie. In a good way.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Mr.MastodonFarm on 01-22-2006 01:56
 
Quote
Suddenly, my brother burst into the room, and the crazy underpants man changed targets. The guy knocked my brother onto a nearby bed, and then just started making out with him. My brother was strugling to get free, so I grabbed the shotgun and ewnt to shoot the crazt fucker, who was now dry humping by brother. It was out of shells. Luckily there were a bunch of boxes of shells right next to me, so I started to look for some, but none of them fit quite right. One of them was sort of banana shaped. The I realized that I could just hit him with the stock. So I did. That's really all I remember.

Is that all you remember, or did it get worse? Was it the worst three-way of all time?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Glasses on 01-22-2006 03:58
 
Quote
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:

I had a pretty disturbing and weird dream last night. My family were in New South Wales (that's disturbing enough already!)

I live in NSW, so I guess I should automatically say "I find that offensive"  :p

Anyways, your dream sounds really weird
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Ninaka on 01-22-2006 04:05
NSW Represent! The mighty Waratah!
(http://www.waratahsoftware.com.au/thumbnails/flora/tn_waratah_pa100095.jpg)

Anyway, back on track. Again with my lame real-life dreams... the night I got fired I slept SO freakin' badly. I even had a dream where everything got reinacted, but it ended differently. I ended up staying and finishing up my shift, & for some reason I had all these dirty plates and rubbish bags so I put them in the entrance/foyer area out of spite instead of the kitchen (clearly, I"m an evil mastermind). Then I was rushing around close to 10pm, my regular finishing time, trying to get out on time even though I knew I was never coming back. I think I tried to take some pens and rulers... I just remember being in a big rush to get out of there and I had all these things left to do before I left, including checking the emails for more bookings. *shakes head* I hate my dreams! They're so stupid and pointless!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blane on 01-22-2006 04:09
Yeah buddy! go pick on a state that isnt better than you. Sydney ownzors!!!111one!2
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: alexvilagosh on 01-22-2006 04:49
Pfft. You all know that Victoria is better.

But lets not argue about that. The important thing now is to focus on the fact that South Australia is a horrible, horrible place.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blane on 01-22-2006 04:55
You seem to be forgetting that we have a northern territory
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: airbagfailure on 01-22-2006 05:07
second.. south australia does suck....

.. nevermind i've never been there...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blane on 01-22-2006 05:12
I wasn't implying it didnt suck, i was mearly saying there are suckier places. We really only have 3 good cities Sydney, melbourne and Brisbane.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Y_L_B on 01-22-2006 14:59
Last night, I dreamed that one of my friends came to my house and tried to poison me with a yo-yo. That is, he was trying to get me to eat the thing and I inexplicably knew that there was poison inside.

"C'mon, Aloisa, you don't even have to chew!" he said as he shoved the yo-yo down his throat. He then had a seizure and died on the porch.

Waste Management came and told us that we had to give them the corpse for disposal, because "he would have wanted it that way". I specifically remember that there were clowns involved, but I don't know when, where, or why.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: mookie427 on 01-22-2006 15:08
okay...here is the strangest dream i can ever remember having....
Me and a friend were riding a flatbed trailer on a train through a town. We get off, but i realise that i've left my rucksack on the train so i jump back on quickly and get it. In the sky, there are about 6 giant advertising balloons, tethered to the ground. I suddenly see behind a building a nuclear missile coming out of the ground, it flies straight up and hits one of the balloons. There is the inevitable big explosion etc, but me and my friend are not harmed in any way. Then, all these weird alien type things leaped out of the crater made by the missile, and start kicking everyone in the balls, asking them for fungus.

i woke up (thank god!) after that happened.....
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 01-22-2006 16:13
I had a dream the night before last night... about chickens.

I had a chicken coop filled with happy little yellow chicks, all cheeping away, and I was happy just to look at them. Then things went downhill.

I scattered some birdseed in my chicken coop for the chicks to peck at, and in doing so I somehow cut my finger on the barbed wirethat I had inexplicably strung around the perimeter.

My finger, as you would expect, bled. Unexpectedly, it bled lots and then fell off. The blood was all over the chicks, so I wnet inside to get something to clean them up with, and when I came back out, my chicks were now the dinosaur that scares the shit out of everybody in  Jurassic Park. Velociraptors. The barbed wire now makes more sense.

Unfortunately, the coop is open at the top, and hey can fucking jump. They all jump for my finger-stump, one of them actually latching on and biting hard at my hand. Then they all jump up onto my chest and start slashing at me with their claws, tearing me to ribbons. I fall backwards, wake up with an involuntary spasm, and the cat jumps off my chest, (which he had been kneading with his claws preparatory to settling down for a nap) and straight onto the wooden utility unit next to my bed. Of course, this is where I keep loose change, my glasses, my mobile phone, etc. They flew everywhere, and my floor gave way, pitching me and my bed down into the kitchen.

Then I woke up for real. On the sofa in the front room, with the cat happily curled up on the floor nearby. For a few minutes, I thought that maybe part of that had been real, and even went so far as to go into the kitchen and examine the ceiling for large rectangular holes.

I think that films tend to creep into my dreams a few years after I've seen them, 'cause I've had other dreams where suddenly everything clicks into place as a really warped version of something that was on telly really late one night.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: BenderNeedBooze on 01-23-2006 08:10
I had a dream about eating a burger filled with meat, cheese & a half  chickin, filled with warm chickin topped up with mayonase & mustard!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Jicannon on 01-23-2006 12:06
Stop posting!
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-23-2006 14:09
Zeej was in one of my dreams last night, he was getting sick in the vice principals office of my old primary school.

Good job dude.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Gopher on 01-23-2006 14:13
jicannon: Glad I'm not the only one getting a bit tired of... that.

Since it's a dream thread, to keep this on-topic..
I once had a dream that I was held after school for being late, and they made me sit and stuff, lick, and seal a million envelopes. The dream seemed to go on forever, nothing but me in a room licking and sealing envelopes.
That dream was probably responsible for my decision to give up sleep as a waste of time.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 01-23-2006 15:42
 
Quote
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Zeej was in one of my dreams last night, he was getting sick in the vice principals office of my old primary school.

Good job dude.
You're welcome.
Did I look like in my pictures?

Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 01-23-2006 16:30
Kinda, you had the longish hair. And I think you had those cutoffs you had in the AGI pictures.
Must be how I'd recognise you!  :p
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-01-2006 18:56
Okay, this is an odd one.

Last night I dreamed that Weird Al Yankovic and I were planning to rob a supermarket.  His idea of casing the joint was to climb the columns that supported the roof.  I thought this was stupid, so I went outside and climbed the fire escape so I could actually be on the roof.  There was an old bag lady in a poncho getting drunk up there.

I woke up at about 5:30 in the morning, and wrote it down so I would never forget how awesome it was.

This is awesome, because usually when I remember my dreams, it happens for weeks at a time, then there's months of nothing.  So I feel like I'm in for a trip.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Wooter on 02-01-2006 19:15
I had a dream where an english teacher was talking about satire, but was spelling and saying it like satyr. I was quick to point out that a satyr was the half goat person of Greek mythology.

I further rlaborated that satyr plays did exist, but only one survived, which was The Cyclops by Euripides, and satire has quite a few old examples form Arisotphanes.

This is what I get for taking five semesters of Theatre...
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: CrapBag on 02-01-2006 19:29
i had a dream that me and some of my homies were skating at butler elementry, and my middle school principle came out and took one of my friends board, then he hit my principle and took his board back
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: M0le on 02-12-2006 21:59
I had the most gut-bustingly funny dream last night - I dreamed I was the Terminator. Unlike an ordinary terminator however, I was actually good at killing people. Nooo!  :(
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blane on 02-12-2006 23:54
I had a heaps good dream the other night. I was a chashier at a K-mart, at all the people rostered on to work after me were pieces of paper with fry drawn on them, but the guy working with me at the time was a big exercise ball who kept giving people too much change so the manager got angry at him. I dont remember too much apart from that.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-13-2006 10:09
Last night I dreamed I was playing an outdoor gig at a house party, and I blew up my friend's Ford Explorer.  Blew it straight up into the night sky, like a hundred feet.  Then it wouldn't come down.  It looked like it was blowing around in the wind up there.  Then someone said the cops were coming, so we grabbed our amps and scattered.

Then a noise woke me up.  It was about two in the morning, and I was deeply creeped out by the dream, though now, in the cold light of day, I can't figure out why.
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Post by: mookie427 on 02-13-2006 10:35
lol at blane...what were you on, man?
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Post by: Shaucker on 02-13-2006 11:37
I had one of those dreams where it was really good---at least moodwise---but upon waking, I realized I didn't know any of the people the dream was about.
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Post by: homerjaysimpson on 02-13-2006 12:07
I had a dream about a light up book that I was reading. It was pretty odd.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: Blane on 02-13-2006 23:20
 
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Originally posted by mookie427:
lol at blane...what were you on, man?

I've had weirder. I think my subconcious secretly hates me and wants me to be confused everytime i wake up. The most annoyone thing ive dream't about was when, about a week before school started, i dreamt that it was school the next day etc, and when i woke up i still thought i had to go to school so i got dressed in my uniform and was about to pack my books before i realised it was 11:30 on a saturday morning.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-14-2006 04:03
I got ready for school at midnight one time. I only realised after I pulled up the blinds and saw that it was dark and that the streets were empty.
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Post by: Blane on 02-14-2006 04:59
HAHAHA, thats one of the funniest things i've heard all day. I'd pay to see your reaction. Good work
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Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-14-2006 05:05
I think I was 7 at the time. I woke up, looked at the last two digits on my alarm clock and got up without giving it any second thought.
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Post by: Ninaka on 02-14-2006 05:05
My dad would do that to my mum all the time, cuz she would jump out of bed whenever she saw light. My dad would come home at 11pm and deliberately turn on the lights, watch her bolt out of bed and get dressed. What're you doing? I'm getting up.... oh, nevermind.   :laff: My dad's a funny bugger.

Now they sleep in different bedrooms....

Edit: Damnit Blane!
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Post by: Blane on 02-14-2006 05:27
11am?
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Post by: mookie427 on 02-14-2006 05:34
 
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
I got ready for school at midnight one time. I only realised after I pulled up the blinds and saw that it was dark and that the streets were empty.

Oh my God! I did that as well, once! I woke up at about 1AM, changed into my school uniform-then i saw the time. I just laid down and went back to sleep   :laff:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-16-2006 17:47
I had a dream last night that I was at a bar with a girl, and she wanted me to show her a chokehold, and so I choked her unconscious.

It didn't even seem strange.
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Post by: Jeremy on 02-17-2006 01:17
Did you buy her a drink?
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Post by: Margarita on 02-18-2006 14:34
i had a dream i was on drugs. haha, free drug trip!!  :p i also found more in the dream. i have a dream stash now.
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Post by: Ribbons on 02-18-2006 16:50
Two nights ago I had a dream I was chopping computer-towers with an axe, and a bear watching on. And, I was answering my phone a whole lot - which doesn't sound silly, but instead of a phone, it was a FUGAZI cd I had up to my ear.

Then last night, I dreamt I was locked inside a house, with Cybermen (from Dr. Who) attacking it from the outside. Then they burnt down a barn that was close by. And then I flipped dreams, now I was stuck on a hill with two utes - in which one turned into some grunge kid with no chest, and we jump-started the other ute, and drove away.
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Post by: canned eggs on 02-18-2006 17:07
Last night I dreamed I went to this upcoming Hellacopters show, and they opened with "By the Grace of God," but then they had the opening act come back on stage and play some acoustic number on a nine-string acoustic guitar and some weird eastern European looking acoustic bass type instrument. 

The audience was displeased. 

I mentioned to my guitar player that I had seen Muddy Waters play a similar guitar, and he started telling a story about meeting Muddy Waters, so I drifted to the back of the hall, and found the other members of the opening act there, and they all thought I was someone famous.

Also, on second thought, it was actually Big Joe Williams I saw playing that 9-string Harmony Sovereign.  I wish I'd remembered that during the dream.
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Post by: Impossible on 02-18-2006 17:22
I dunno what kind of dream it was last night, but I actually woke up shaking...

I dreamed that I was over a friends house when all these people started invading, so we ran to my house and these people - I think they were "extreme hippies" or something - we invading my garden and throwing stuff. I phoned the police but they kept singing to me. So I got some pepper spray, sprayed it at a protester and he was damn immune to it. So I threw pizza and chocolate pudding at him  :hmpf:
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Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-18-2006 17:35
Canned eggs: have you been eating bananas, dairy, or anything serotonin-boosting before you went to bed?
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-18-2006 17:39
No, it just happens this way.  I get a few weeks of remembering dreams every day, then a few months of nothing.  I haven't taken the coenzyme B12 in like two years.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-18-2006 17:45
No B-vitamins in the form of yeasty bread or beer either?

Weird cycle.

I've been having some dreams that mostly methaphorically relate to current events. Like walking somewhere with a school friend, then stuff falls out of my bag and I pick it up while my friend keeps walking on and I lose him.
I think it has to do with my possibly last days of college.
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Post by: canned eggs on 02-18-2006 18:03
Beer?  Always.  I had tamales and Red Stripe last night for dinner and passed out on the couch at about 9:30.

Oh, wait, it was coenzyme B6 I was taking, not B12.  Anyway, I can't think of any particular thing that might be contributing, except that I haven't been eating or sleeping particularly well lately, and I've mostly been remembering dreams I wake up from at 2 in the morning.

Edit: and during the time I wasn't drinking beer last year, I posted three dreams in a month, though there was then a big gap until about a week after I started up again.
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Post by: Ninaka on 02-19-2006 19:31
Terrible nightmare the other night... I was in some kind of car parking complex with a girl friend of mine. We were being chased by these "bad guys", the leader having darker olive skin. After driving around unable to lose them, my friend jumped out of the car and ran for the elevator where alot of other people were standing. Seems they wanted to go down so they didn't take the open one as she ran inside. The doors started to close and I was a little behind. I ran as fast as I could shouting for someone to open the door and a boy playing around hit the button so that the doors reopened. I hopped inside knowing these killers were very close behind me. I waited for the doors to close, but just as they were about to, the little boy who was still playing about jumped in and out again making the whole process of the doors open/shut begin all over again. I was screaming for the kid to get out of the way and just as he did I saw the bad guy come into the elevator area. He got out a gun and I heard loud gunshots as the doors were nearly totally closed, and the little boy was trying to scramble towards us to get away. His arm got stuck in the doors, and we started moving up in the lift and his arm got crunched as we went up a level. omg, blood and screams and everything...

Needless to say I did not sleep after that! Man, that dream REALLY sucked!!!
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Post by: BenderNeedBooze on 02-20-2006 03:19
I keep dreaming about TV!
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Post by: homerjaysimpson on 02-20-2006 09:48
I had a dream about an ice family that was real. They had kids that melted away do to no haveing water. It was freaky.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-21-2006 16:34
I had a dream last night that I remembered briefly, but I didn't write it down fast enough and I forgot it.  I remember installing an alternator on a car...
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Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 02-21-2006 16:35
I dreamt that I was a car parking attendant the other night. I was parking cars in a long line outside the place where I worked (no idea what or where it was), but the line never seemed to get closer to the door. I realised (eventually) that this was because the line was moving forward on a converyer belt, off the edge of a cliff, and these cars were all stacking up in a shattered heap at the base. Then, as I'm watching, a huge hand appears out of nowhere, picks them up, and takes them away.

So I do the sensible thing. I carry on parking cars in a long line, on the mving belt, and having them fall over the cliff to smash into a million pieces. Some time later, I wake up with a toothache that I still have right now.
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Post by: canned eggs on 02-23-2006 20:19
I think I dreamed about tits last night.

Yeah, in fact, I dreamed there was this real classy, upscale coffee table photo book of tits.  It had one of those Kali Yuga idol statues on the cover.

With her tits out.

That's much better than dreaming about alternators.
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Post by: BenderNeedBooze on 02-25-2006 01:47
I dreamed about TV.............again and the simpsons town Springfield exxploded or something and somehow it turned it a Futurama story & that's all I can remember

I'm not good at memorising dreams
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 02-25-2006 23:06
You gotta write 'em down as soon as you wake up.
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Post by: NoSocialLife on 02-26-2006 13:10
I had this dream, I can only remember the last part. In my dream, I remember thinking, "Oh! What's that familiar ringing??"...
It was my alarm clock.......  :) I was late for school that day!  :)
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Post by: Impossible on 02-26-2006 13:22
I had a dream that Brian Peppers won the Oscar for best actor. Tom Cruise was pissed off  :hmpf:
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Post by: alenacat on 02-26-2006 13:26
My roomate has dreams where she's always looking for the toilet, when she finds it it always turns into something else.

I have recurring dreams about my teeth falling out and car crashes.
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Post by: SquarePupils on 02-26-2006 19:47
Every now and then, I have a dream that's completely new but set in a recurring environment. 
Last night, that place was a dank indoor parking area that connected to a wide open parking lot packed with snow and having steep inclines. 
A police-looking guy came out of a fancy white government building and made be back around some corners for a grade.

Driver's Ed must be getting to me.  :hmpf:
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Post by: Zoidberg227 on 02-27-2006 11:19
Dreaming about your teeth falling out or breaking actually has some significance.  I forget what it is, but it has significance.

The last dream I remember was from a couple nights ago.  My mom was buying me expensive shampoo.
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Post by: canned eggs on 02-28-2006 09:51
I had a dream last night about climbing to successively higher balconies on some kind of building, and when we got to the top there was a barbecue going on up there, and I was real thirsty, but I found a mini fridge with a Chimay in it, and I was about to drink it when I woke up.
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Post by: ZombieJesus on 02-28-2006 09:58
Chimay? Sweet.

I took 400 mg of l-tryptophan and didn't set my clock radio. Slept till 11.30 and dreamt. It was good, if not I'd have felt shitty when waking up.
I don't remember what I dreamt about. Missed the whole point.
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Post by: canned eggs on 02-28-2006 15:04
Yeah, I woke up all pissed off that I didn't get to drink the Chimay.

Especially because I woke up kinda hung over.
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Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-01-2006 07:43
I took another 400 mg of l-tryptophan because I couldn't sleep. (Big day today)

I dreamt that I saw a map of Great Britain ca. 1100 AD . It was nothing but a bunch of little islands.
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Post by: Gegel on 03-01-2006 07:49
The one hour of sleep i got last night(and my other thoughts) kept me up the rest of the night. dreamt that someone had cut my boyfriend into small pieces and mailed them to me, with notes that it was my fault and the last note said that i did it.... then i realised that I had blood everywhere.....very creepy....
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Post by: transgender nerd under canada on 03-02-2006 11:36
I dreamed that my cat made me take him on a taxi ride. We got stopped because the driver was speeding. The police couldn't get him to hand voer his licence - turns out that's because he was dead. So the cat explaiend that we needed to go to wherever, and the police gave him a lift. Leaving me in the taxi with the dead driver in the middle of nowhere.

Very strange.
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Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-02-2006 12:49
I had a dream about organising strange extending and endless folding geometry and shapes in my mind, it was kind of dizzying and annoying.
Maybe it was the flu fever and the drugs I was on.
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: ZombieJesus on 03-02-2006 13:06
Funny. I know someone who had the worst case of flu in years back in 1999 or 2000, (+ nicotine withdrawal) and he also had dreams with odd geometrical constructions.
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Post by: SquarePupils on 03-05-2006 18:02
What is it called when you have a dream, and during it, you are aware that it is a dream and not reality?
I think that I had one of those a few days back...
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Post by: Hypnotize on 03-05-2006 18:22
One time i had a dream and i remember thing about the dream in my sleep, but when i wole up i forgot the dream and only remembred thinking about it in my sleep.
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Post by: TriggerHappyJim on 03-05-2006 19:10
 
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Originally posted by SquarePupils:
What is it called when you have a dream, and during it, you are aware that it is a dream and not reality?
I think that I had one of those a few days back...

I always have those. Its so frustrating telling people in your dream that though.

"Seriously, this is a dream."

"I know, and check out these cucumbers. I've never seen so many teeth. Looks like it could take a chunk out of your arm with.. Ahh! No! Get Off Me!"
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Post by: Zed 85 on 03-05-2006 19:50
Sometimes I know I know its a dream insomuchas I have to wake myself up to avoid something nasty happening in the dream. Very strange experience that, having to physically wake yourself up through your subconscious or whatever.
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Post by: ~FazeShift~ on 03-05-2006 20:17
SquarePupils: Lucid dream.
Did you try and change what happened in the dream?
Cos once you know, you're supposed to be able to control what happens, imagine the possibilities!  :eek:
Title: Re: Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix
Post by: canned eggs on 03-05-2006 22:52
Thursday night I had a dream about the bass player from Zepparella. 

They're coming back to town soon.
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Post by: alexvilagosh on 03-05-2006 23:21
I had a dream on Saturday night that I was at Big Day Out (musical festival), and there was a talk there on trading cards! By Mr T! Best idea ever!

I did watch a lot of the A-Team the preceding day.
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Post by: zoidyzoid on 03-05-2006 23:25
Way to make me jealous- my dreams are never even 1/3 as cool as that!
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Post by: alexvilagosh on 03-05-2006 23:30
It was made less cool by the fact that my grandma was chasing me around and my girlfriend was ignoring me and sitting next to another guy, mind you.
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Post by: Ninaka on 03-07-2006 04:52
Pfft stop leaving out details to make your dreams sound cooler, nerd.

Oh, and those Lucid dream thingies, I think I get them all the time. I'm usually aware I'm dreaming of something really lame so I try and imagine something cool to happen, and nothing usually does. Instead I'll end up going through McDonalds drive thru or something randomly boring.
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Post by: Zed 85 on 03-07-2006 04:58
 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
SquarePupils: Lucid dream.
Did you try and change what happened in the dream?
Cos once you know, you're supposed to be able to control what happens, imagine the possibilities!   :eek:

I'm not sure whether I can control dreams, or dreams just end up going my way - it's probably a bit of both, but usually I seem to have little control - unless I'm viewing in like first-person, then I think I have control over what I personally do.
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Post by: SquarePupils on 03-08-2006 08:15
Yeah, lucid dream, that was the word I was looking for.
All I managed to do in that dream was turn a big scary guy that was trying to kill me into one of my taller and scarier-looking friends.  Then we kind of wrestled for a while.
I was better than being killed, at least.