Originally posted by MelBee:
Well, whatever, but this isn't supposed to be a place for viewing porn.
And Juli's posts were absolutely disgusting... I can't believe she complains that wanky and so on offends her and then she makes posts like... jeez.
Originally posted by Archie2K:
Hoho... *applauds*
And that is why you should vote MelBee for PotM 2003 April... and the cleavage pictures.
Originally posted by Archie2K:hey! i said the same thing in the original thread and you don't want to vote for me! It's the boobs thing isnt it?
Hoho... *applauds*
And that is why you should vote MelBee for PotM 2003 April... and the cleavage pictures.
Originally posted by phoenixie:
i'm curious about male anatomy.
i was talking with my male co-workers and they tell me that their right testicle hangs lower. is this true for everyone?
Originally posted by The Names Nick:
Yellow5 is found in sports drinks such as Gatorade n Powerade. It is also found in some soft drinks. I have been told that it can shrink well u know what Im getting at.
Originally posted by FazeShift:
Elbow fetishists
Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent
Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent
Originally posted by VelourFog:
i heard being a jerk makes you impotent
Originally posted by Just Chris:
The Coriolis Effect affects your nads? What happens if you're standing on the South Pole?
Originally posted by FishyJoe:a very important difference, but I guess the way that evan has sex he wouldn't even notice
*points out that there's a difference between being impotent and sterile*
Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
...More?
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
*points out that there's a difference between being impotent and sterile*
Originally posted by VelourFot:
a very important difference, but I guess the way that evan has sex he wouldn't even notice
Originally posted by evan:my comment didn't hinge on any certain sexual preferences. I simply meant that the way you make love is so bad that it wouldn't matter if you could get it up or not... no one would notice any difference
-edit- Did VF just call me gay? :confused:
Originally posted by TheMadCapper:That makes the most sense... it must be true then :evillaugh:
See, I thought VF was saying Evan only has sex in which another man is penetrating him, so since he never uses his penis, nobody would notice his impotence.
Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
See, I thought VF was saying Evan only has sex in which another man is penetrating him, so since he never uses his penis, nobody would notice his impotence.
Originally posted by Tweek:
That makes the most sense... it must be true then :evillaugh:
Originally posted by Margarita:
i think the penis thread was alright...
Originally posted by VelourFog:
remember when I was funny? :sigh:
Originally posted by Anarchist:
Meh, it was ok, but rules are rules.
And you never did tell us how big your penis is.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Enough of your longing for penis, I want to know what's the deal with skin...
Couldn't we all do without it?
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
That dollar is so coming as a roll of pennies, if at all. :p
Originally posted by germanfryfan:He says: "No we can't!"
No we can't!
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
QuoteOriginally posted by germanfryfan:He says: "No we can't!"
No we can't!
I say: "HE'S NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!" :p
I think skin would be cooler if it was transparent!!
Come on people! There'd be no more slagging of skin problems at the beach, instead there would be:
"Ha ha, I can see your liver!!"
or
"False hip!! False hip!! Nyah nyah nyah!!" :D
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:I do hope they are or I'll have to tighten my belt more :p
Pot bellies are still sexy, right?
Originally posted by EvilLunch:
...Yes. Yes it is.
"So what's up with the uvula? It's hangin' around all the time, too lazy to get a job. Am I right? Is this thing on?"
[:waits for an "Actually, the uvula has an important..." post:]
Two gay guys are sitting at a bar one guy asks the other "What do you call that hang-down thing in the back of your throat?" The other guy says "Tickleish."
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:It seems more logical that everything would be symmetrical if you looked close enough...
In fact, the whole Universe is asymmetrical if you look close enough, right down to cells and atoms.
Right Hand Left Hand is a wonderful read, reaching from the fundamental depths of atomic structure (sub-atomic particles called neutrinos are left-handed) and the stuff we are all made of (the DNA double helix has a right-handed twist, although one of its co-discoverers Jim Watson is left-handed)...
Originally posted by termos:"HA!" proves everything!! :p
Ha? But it doesn't prove anything!
Originally posted by bunnycat:
Yes! A place where I can talk about sex freely and no one is stopping me. I love sex even when it's bad. I'll have to admit that I hate anal sex. It hurts and one time it made me bleed.
Originally posted by Jeremy:
What hurts more, anal sex or thinking?
Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:[Outrageous French accent] Ah told them ah already got one!
I'm not the one who doesn't have a bellybutton at all!
*gasps*
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Yes, I am virgin. Big whoop.
Originally posted by Lurrr:It is the cup size that matters not the bust measurement, they could just be a bunch of blubber monsters (http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/sad/nervous.gif)
News item about big breasts (http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13261988,00.html)
Haha! My home city's in second place! :p
It is the cup size that matters not the bust measurement, they could just be a bunch of blubber monsters
Originally posted by bunnycat:
Yes! A place where I can talk about sex freely and no one is stopping me. I love sex even when it's bad. I'll have to admit that I hate anal sex. It hurts and one time it made me bleed. Do you think Nurbot is a virgin?
thanks, futurefreak. you're awesexome
Originally posted by Nurdbot:As opposed to their non-sexual genitals? :p
It's about nerds asking each other how big their sexual genitals are and wishing they had sex.
Originally posted by winna:
You know what's enjoyable? Watching members of the opposite sex masturbate....
Originally posted by Kloudes:
The breasts in that picture are... unattractive. To say the least. I prefer my breasts round and full, not long and shiny.
Originally posted by evan:Yes.
BTW, is England really that hard up for news that they have to find "which area has the biggest boobies"?
BTW, is England really that hard up for news that they have to find "which area has the biggest boobies"? I thought the US news media was stupid...
Our local paper recently announced that in a survey of London boroughs, Croydon had the third highest number of brothels. I must be looking in the wrong places...
Originally posted by Melllvar:
Funny, that it still doesn't make me want to visit Bradford though.
Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:*Pictures Sammy petting a gigantic stuffed Clitoris while sipping some tea and glancing at the Times*
Ah, i'll resist the temptation to take the obvious route.
starone: It's a bundled bud of really rather sensitive nerves inside the labia. I find mine very pleasurable.
Originally posted by starone:
Uh, what exactly is the clitoris? I have an idea of what it is but I wanna be sure. *and please don't post any links*
Originally posted by starone:
Little man in a boat?
Originally posted by Joysauce:
Starone officially knows how to give a girl head. Congratulations! Now let me tell you what a condom is: a sheath for the penis, used to prevent conception and infection.
Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:Yeah. if you can't stick your penis in it, then why would a guy need to know about it. Am I right, men? :high five:
Joy: Who's saying that star's a virgin? What, just because he doesn't know what the clitoris is?
*whisper* He's male *whisper*
Some guys go their entire lives still clueless :p
Originally posted by winna:
Haha, you're all funny...
*high fives VF and GPT and maybe Faze*
Also, I'm glad to know that Starone is learning this helpful information from an internet message board instead of his parents... parents are good for nothing :D
Originally posted by winna:
I also recall vaguely one instance in which my mom and dad were talking to me about impregnating a girl and how they'd chop off my tallywhacker...
Originally posted by VelourFog:
My mom and I had a talk about getting your period, but mostly we just laughed and made fun of the video/book/whatever that they sent us from school. It was like, "have a party for your special day!" Like if bleeding for days is special then I'd rather be ordinary.
I first heard about the clitoris watching the South Park movie. Everything else I learned from my mom.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
Oh, wow. That's terrible. Did she teach you about masturbation, too?
Originally posted by starone:
Like I said, I learned most of it from my mom.
Originally posted by Joysauce:
Starone had sex with his mom?
Starone, I'm on to you. Who are you really?
Originally posted by Blackadder11:
My parents never talked to me about sex, the only real education I got being from my school, which amounted to "sex is dangerous, wear a condom, beware of AIDS" which doesn't really tell me anything about sex itself. The result was that if I ever had the chance to have sex with a girl, I would have no idea what to do. Hell, I didn't even know how to masturbate until age 16. Fortunately, or actually kind of unfortunately, porn saved my ass and has been the best teacher I've had about sex and how it works.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:Sex plumber: "There's your problem Mr. Masty sir, you've been holding the vagina upside down all these years, here let me fix it for you.... *flips woman off her headstand onto her feet*
Clitorii are pretty cool... though I never understood why it's supposed to be some mystery. Do any fellas think it's that hard to find?
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:Someone please put this in the PEELer quote thread, this is hilarious!
QuoteOriginally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:Sex plumber: "There's your problem Mr. Masty sir, you've been holding the vagina upside down all these years, here let me fix it for you.... *flips woman off her headstand onto her feet*
Clitorii are pretty cool... though I never understood why it's supposed to be some mystery. Do any fellas think it's that hard to find?
Mr. Masty sir: Aaaaaaa!! :)
Sex plumber: That'll be $35...
:p
Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
You'd think porn was about sex, not about the plot!
Originally posted by Blackadder11:Porn wouldn't be the best thing to emulate, you know.
The result was that if I ever had the chance to have sex with a girl, I would have no idea what to do. . . Fortunately, or actually kind of unfortunately, porn saved my ass and has been the best teacher I've had about sex and how it works.
Originally posted by Kloudes:
Sperm in eye = Not cool. Ever.
Originally posted by Kloudes:
Haha, no, fortunately. I'm not sure, but wouldn't that kind of... burn?
Originally posted by Archie2K:
My parents, well my Mum has had various semi-discussions with me in which I basically told her "I know everything thanks"
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
Yuki- I have mentioned that i think you are fucking awesome right?..
i thought porn was so funny when i saw it too! I was really young and found some lying around the house one day... (i didn't want to know who it belonged to, but damn it was funny)... i still find it highly funny... hee...
Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
While on my way home from school once, my mom all of a sudden brings up sex. After me joking around she told me "If you ever have sex with a girl, then leave her, I'll kill you" "but mom, I wa-" "I'll kill you"
Originally posted by Yuki_in_space:
Yeah, when porn tries to have a plot it's even more hilarious. I am very interested in seeing Cameron Mitchell's("Hedwig & the Angry Inch" ) pron movie. Apparently, he just asked a bunch of couples to come around and filmed them doing their thing. It sounds like it would be more interesting than regular porn because they're just normal people.
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
I wish I had goggles because it always gets in my eyes.
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
They say if you mock other males genitals, you feel insecure about your own. Think about it.
Originally posted by David A:Perhaps he just flashed her; he seems the sort :evillaugh:
Are you speaking from personal experience there, Molly? If so, Nurdy's doing better than we thought.
Originally posted by aslate:
Sex-ed doesn't seem to be very much in the UK. It comes way to early, there isn't enough "detail" or actual useful information (4 weeks of "use a condom" isn't useful!) and there is no follow up to it at a later stage when you're more mature. This was brought up on question time, and i think a lot of the panelists weren't aware of how pathetic sex education is in UK schools.
Originally posted by Nixorbo:A man with the title Uber Mod on a message board is obviously compensating for something.
Only people with small penises say that. Think about it.
Originally posted by newhook_1:If it made my penis small, no not really.
Yeah, like you wouldn't take the title of ubermod if it were offered, nurdy. :p
Originally posted by Nixorbo:What about girls with small cars? They're probably really great people. I bet.
What about girls who get into it? Do they have small clitorii or something?
Originally posted by Nurdbot:Okay, I admit it, Nurdbot - I have a small penis! Oh the shame!
QuoteOriginally posted by Nixorbo:A man with the title Uber Mod on a message board is obviously compensating for something.
Only people with small penises say that. Think about it.
Originally posted by winna:You're just stirring because Speli stole yours
Have any of you actually seen Nurdy's penis?
I rest my case..... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Guys who drive big, fast souped up, modified cars have small penises right? All that compensating and whatever...
What? You mean to say it's not romantic to ejaculate all over the girl's face and chest..?
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
QuoteOriginally posted by winna:You're just stirring because Speli stole yours
Have any of you actually seen Nurdy's penis?
I rest my case..... :rolleyes:
:p
Velour: You have one? it's well hidden if you got into Miss PEELified.
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
If so, I'm weird as well.
Also, I just leave the naming to my girlfriend.
Originally posted by Kloudes:
Not fair. I asked if I could name my boyfriend's penis, and I got the daggers of death stare back.
Originally posted by FishyJoe::high fives your raised hand:
*raises hand*
I also do not name genitalia. It always seemed kinda corny to me. Although maybe that's because I could never come up with a really good name.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
I don't think I've heard many breasts nicknames...
Originally posted by Idan_Aharoni:I wish someone were pointing one at mine
Nobody is pointing a gun to your head, Juliet...
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
How about "Lefty" and "Righty?"
Originally posted by termos:
Relax, this thread is much less stupid than the endless popularity contests and the one about the "other" forum.
Yeah but then a moment of passion might just lead to confusion:
"Do you mean my left or your left?"
Originally posted by bunnycat:
it basically makes you stick to the buttsex. Not that I have any problem with that.
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
Boobs on Australian beaches aren't all fun and games. Went to a beach in Darwin and there was an eighty year old topless woman sunbaking.
My brain has never been the same since.
Originally posted by alexvilagosh:I'm glad the girls who were topless on the beach when I was in Perth were a bit younger than that :p
Boobs on Australian beaches aren't all fun and games. Went to a beach in Darwin and there was an eighty year old topless woman sunbaking.
My brain has never been the same since.
Originally posted by Tweek:
I'm not sure that I nearly died, I got heat stroke and collapsed in Fremantle Market, damaging certain parts of my anatomy such as my face which required eight stitches and my right knee which gained a scar :p
Originally posted by VelourFog:
he could just reach around. duh.
not that I know from experience. don't call me, winna
I'm not sure that I nearly died, I got heat stroke and collapsed in Fremantle Market, damaging certain parts of my anatomy such as my face which required eight stitches and my right knee which gained a scar
Originally posted by winna:
No... because bunnycat doesn't actually exist. Sorry to have gotten your hopes up nurdy.
Originally posted by Squeaky:
Are you saying you are Bunnycat? I can see the similarities now... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by germanfryfan:
my breastnipples
Originally posted by bunnycat:I demand pictures, just to make Winna cry at the fact he's wrong.
No, I'm bunnycat. :rolleyes:
My nipples are a lightish-pink color and kind of intraverted.
Originally posted by starone:Look for a thing called GOATSE and you'll find out.
What's an orifice and an enema?
Originally posted by evan:Or just use Firefox with the dictionary extention, highlight a word, right click then Dictionary Search for "word-highlighted" :)
Some of them are even online. You don't have to google the terms, either. (It's probably best you don't.) Just go to dictionary.reference.com
Originally posted by Nurdbot:nah that's ok.
QuoteOriginally posted by starone:Look for a thing called GOATSE and you'll find out.
What's an orifice and an enema?
Sorry for beating you to the punch, Zeej.
Originally posted by Tweek:
QuoteOriginally posted by evan:Or just use Firefox with the dictionary extention, highlight a word, right click then Dictionary Search for "word-highlighted" :)
Some of them are even online. You don't have to google the terms, either. (It's probably best you don't.) Just go to dictionary.reference.com
Originally posted by FilthyCrab:
Most women are quite happy to grow some hair, Nurdy.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Luckily, Thai girls don't have extra body hair, the hot climate and all, she only needs to shave one area. Time saving! :D
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:Variety is the spice of life.
Erm, does anyone else not care if a lady has a bit of hair down there? I'd rather she had something... guys who like perfectly waxed, rail-thin women may as well be nailing mannequins.
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:What makes you think I don't?
Yes, Nurdbot. Listen to Amy and shave your armpits. You might want to consider trying make-up as well.
Alternatively, you could, you know, wash yourself so it doesn't smell there. With soap. And use deodorant.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm: guys who like perfectly waxed, rail-thin women may as well be nailing mannequins.Haha, I've never heard it put that way but I totally hear where you're coming from. So long as she keeps tidy down there you won't here me complaining, though the bare floor in a nice chance of pace too.
Originally posted by Nurdbot:I myself could never shave myself clean down stairs.Seriously? What if it means extra female attention and more female attention in that area? Everybody complains about how uncomfortable it is growing back in- I haven't done it in a long ass time but I don't remember it being that big of a deal- it's the initial razor burn that bugged the hell outta me. of course, I'm sure that'd go away if I'd done it regularly.
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:phewww, I'm in the clear. I gotta admit I have a few large hairs scattered around in odd places such as my shoulders, back, etc... nothing too overwhelming.
Mmm, I dont really mind that much on a guy. Chest hair, like, around the nipples I might be a bit like, hmm, about, and on the shoulders too, but then again, its hair and nothing else too gross, so its ok really, I'm not fussed either way-its the personality and looks of a man that draw me to him-not so much his hair-so dont worry you guys!
Butt hair is funny though, as is one's Happy trail :Phah, As I've understood most chicks dig the happy trail so I prolly have more hair on my belly than my chest but I never bothered worring about that shit.
But yeah, I'm furry as hell, what about you guys?furry as in peach fuzz? cause that's cool. Girls should have a little peach fuzz, it adds a little texture to when you're petting 'em. Ya know, something to lightly tickle when you're running your hand down their back.
I mean like, on my back and stuff. Haha.
Originally posted by Slackit02:My wang doesn't need protection, it is the ultimate power in the universe, save perhaps for a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.
Actually, isnt pubic hair supposed to be there? Something about protection and hmmm, whats the word "cushiony-ishness"
Originally posted by Ninaka:that points to a size problem of the guys you've been with ;)
I don't want to furrage through a forest just to find you.
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:No offence taken then.
It wasn't aimed as much as you as at the statement that hair in your armpits makes you smell.
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
@Bend-errAww, dont worry, I have a (faint, sort of) Happy Trail too, its cute :P
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
@Bend-errAww, dont worry, I have a (faint, sort of) Happy Trail too, its cute :P
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
[cue Tweek showing picture of blue footed boobie]
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
[cue Tweek posting a grainy poorly lit image of his own junk]
...imagination is fun!
but don't most hetero chicks also like boobs... not always their own pair,Cue my custom title.
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Then I guess I'm a "whole package" man. I think the only bit of female anatomy I don't have some sort of particular attraction to is the feet. They can be all nice and so on, but no nice pair of feet set themselves that much apart from any other pair of nice feet.
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
oooh feisty!:P
I never thought of that. We should make a new type of sex talk...chessex! Muwaha!
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
i have a thing for tall...
oh. my.yes.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:Never encountered the tiny cookiees in those pocket sized bags Faze? The Maryland brand I think it was. Also, stop ruining my fun!
Normal cookies are pocket sized... what the hell are you talking about, some euphemism that I missed...?
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
as for anatomy.. i don't mind.. if the guy knows what he's doin.. knows how to use it... then hey.... i'm all for it... :D
Originally posted by Melllvar:Damnit, now I'm off the list!
Hurrah! I'm back on the list!
Originally posted by JoshTheater:
Not being circumcised is so annoying! :p
Originally posted by Ribbons:no way man, I'm hung like a field mouse.
Can't handle the trouser snake, Show? Man, it must be like 3 feet. Totally proportioned to your height, right?
Why can't we talk about vaginas?::adds to the explosively popular conversation about foreskin::
Originally posted by Show:
no fetishes here, although if a girl wears glasses I think it makes her look a lot hotter than it should.
Originally posted by JoshTheater:Not necessarily. Extraordinarily tight foreskin is something that can be treated. The foreskin usually starts separating itself from the glans at the age of seven, and this process is sometimes not complete before you turn 17 (and it can take longer, even), so that could be the problem as well, as forceful retraction before it's fully separated can be painful.
Pikka, The doctor would have told me if it was any sort of growth problem.
By the way, how'd you go from not knowing enough about it to knowing everything about it? :pI never claimed to not know anything about it. I just said I wasn't aware circumcision was considered standard practice in the U.S.
And there IS stuff to clean before puberty. General bacteria and other stuff.Nothing the body can't deal with on its own. As I said above, the foreskin is fused to the glans until the age of seven, so nothing gets in there.
I like different things in girls in the dating apartment than I do in the...uh, well..."fantasy" department. Frankly, I could never fantasize about a girl I had a romantic attraction to, and therefore feel no need for them to have those desire qualities (although I wouldn't discriminate against them for having them anyway, if I felt romantically for them).
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:
Certain conditions will prevent me from thinking about a girl in indecent ways. For instance, someone I'm genuinely interested in having a relationship with. Or someone who's a special kind of friend. Or if it's the extremely hot girlfriend of a close male friend. This is out of a particular kind of respect, but these conditions can change from time to time.
I'm abstinent until marriage
Originally posted by Margarita:
QuoteOriginally posted by JoshTheater:ha, good luck
I'm abstinent until marriage
Originally posted by Melllvar:
Pikka: I came close to acting on it one time. Even the thought crossing my mind was enough to utterly disgust me. I was drunk at the time. Just one of the many reasons I no longer drink.
EDIT: On the circumcision thing, I don't think girls care, as long as the thing is clean.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
Someone give him a test! Let's see if a 15 year-old male will really refuse sex!
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:I don't drink, and I don't whore around, but I don't judge thse who do, as long as you make sure you don't hurt anybody in the process.I'm with ya on that. of course, sometimes you'll get some people who'll let themselves get hurt by something moral that you're doing that's completely unrelated to them
You'll get conflicted for sure, and maybe you'll be able to fight it off, but don't get stubborn about it out of principle.Oh hell yeah. You find a girl you really like, you date a few months, kiss, make out, mind starts to wonder one thing leads to another, then it's okay to fool around and after a while of doing that it's like, shit we've already gone this far and we've been this close for this long... Not saying that is how it will go but virtually every girl I've known has had that whole no sex before marriage notion and then they end up caving and after they do, this divine image of making love is shattered and then they're even more prone to putting out than those that didn't commit to abstinence. Again though, that's not everyone, but I wouldn't say it's uncommon- just keep a level head about it. I find it's pretty easy to be (somewhat)celibate now that I've witnessed first hand the emotional instability of some girls- once you cross that threshold with someone it makes ending a relationship that much worse- but that's getting into a different thread....so, uhhh, foreskin... yeah, only had mine for about a day, don't really miss it.
I did turn it down at that age.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
How old were you, Melll? This seems as appropriate a thread as any.
Hey! Not funny, seriously!
Other people, like you, may have trouble keeping their moral promises, but I don't, at least not when it comes to sexual and alcoholic abstinence.
So don't ever mock me about my values like that because it pisses me off.
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:And we all know that anything hard is just not worth doing, am I right, people? I'd high five you all, but I'm just too lazy.
@Josh: Don't take it personally. It's just that it is gonna be really difficult to keep up that promise.
Originally posted by VelourFog:
Just because odds are high that Josh will fail in his goal, doesn't mean anyone should make fun of him. When I fail to get a promotion, or a boyfriend, or into grad school, I wouldn't want people mocking me for trying. Grow up.
Originally posted by Margarita:
exactly^
i think wooter's the only person that got it
Originally posted by Ballisticvole:Not me. Maybe other teens, but not me.
My problem with the abstinence thing is that it leads to young people rushing into marriage just so they can have sex.
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:I have reasoning, Pikka, and it's not religious.
As I said before, you tend not to care as much as you'd think for ethics based on morals that don't have reasoning backing them up.
Originally posted by Crapbag:Eat it, Crapbag.
A 15 year old who refuses sex(with a women I assume you mean) is either queer, or one of those fucking weird "Edge" kids.
Originally posted by Margarita:If only there was an ignore button.
gotta love teenagers' "black and white" attitude
Originally posted by Wooter:Actually, I found I tend to stick with my morals such as these ones when I feel strongly enough about them...
I believe we are merely noting that having such morally absolute values is something that fades with youth.
Originally posted by JoshTheater:1) is up to you
QuoteOriginally posted by Pikka Bird:I have reasoning, Pikka, and it's not religious.
As I said before, you tend not to care as much as you'd think for ethics based on morals that don't have reasoning backing them up.
1) I only want to have sex with the girl I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.
2) Protection doesn't always work. STD's, pregnancy...you know.
3) And yes, the principle of the thing. It pisses me off how sex-centered teens are.
Originally posted by Pikka Bird
I partially agree with this. Certain conditions will prevent me from thinking about a girl in indecent ways. For instance, someone I'm genuinely interested in having a relationship with. Or someone who's a special kind of friend. Or if it's the extremely hot girlfriend of a close male friend. This is out of a particular kind of respect, but these conditions can change from time to time.
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
really?.. i don't see anything wrong with fantasizing about someone you're interested in... chances are those fantasies might come true if everything works out... :flirt:
Originally posted by Show:
Well, now that we all know what everybody's saying, only time will tell. Now on to the anatomy! To get the ball rolling, and as I mentioned before in that verbing pretty people thread, Back dimples are sexy as hell. I don't get why people love missionary so much, i mean, sure there's the face to face intimacy bit but you can't even see a chicks back dimples- lame. it wouldn't surprise me if that was the sole reason between 10 minutes and an hour. Okay, it would a little because the difference positions are sure to alter a lot of variables. Am I rambling, I just want to talk about something besides foreskin and not having sex. Like back dimples :love:
Originally posted by Ninaka:
Ohhh the back dimples. Guys go crazy for them!! I've had many a male friend stop mid conversation to stare at them, then inform me they are the "best thing ever invented" because it'd be where you'd put your thumbs..... oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
Oh! I'd mentioned what would kill any attraction... it goes in the same area as the dimples: the tramp stamp. Lower-back tattoos are a complete turnoff for me... but then again, I prefer my ladies not to have any ink.
Originally posted by chay's head:
Just to be really offensive, can we have an "Abstinent Counter" going for josh? 5,574 Days with NO SEX!
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
In Holland, lower back tattoos are nicknamed "ass-antlers"
Originally posted by Wooter:
6774 for me. Give or take a couple days.
Originally posted by Wooter:
I will try to kill as few people as possible in my lifetime.
Originally posted by Margarita:
gotta love teenagers' "black and white" attitude
Originally posted by Wooter:
I believe we are merely noting that having such morally absolute values is something that fades with youth.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Lowest number wins?
230.
Originally posted by Wooter:[professor]Perhaps some sort of
Now if only someone could figure out a way to make a counter for the days until we have sex.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:Why the hell didn't I think to do that before?
Google search for "back dimples", the 1st website result is awesome.
4 days......boy, you getta get on that...
Originally posted by Ninaka:
...boy, you getta get on that...
Originally posted by Show:
[professor]Perhaps some sort ofdeathsex clock! [/professor]
actually, I prefer a girl who'd slap their nice ass on me as opposed to any 'ol ass.Ass-on-ass slap??
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
What is this, a pissing contest?
How long until someone posts "Less than an hour! The first thing I did after I had sex was post about it on the internet!"
Originally posted by Juliet:
Can just say that I HAD sex last night and this morning and I'm not lying.
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
What is this, a pissing contest?
How long until someone posts "Less than an hour! The first thing I did after I had sex was post about it on the internet!"
Originally posted by germanfryfan:Wow, you really think that many people die while having sex? :p
I could imagine that for some people a deathclock and a sexclock would show the same value.
Originally posted by Ninaka:I was alluding more to an ass on penis "slap" cause of how you phased that first mention of ass slapping but whatever works, though I'd have trouble finding and ass my ass would be level with.
Ass-on-ass slap??
Originally posted by futurefreak:yeah yeah yeah, like you couldn't get laid if you wanted to. :rolleyes: :p
7,508 :cry:
Originally posted by Ninaka:
Ass-on-ass slap??
How long until someone posts "Less than an hour! The first thing I did after I had sex was post about it on the internet!"
Originally posted by JBERGES:I saw a film (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Realm_of_the_Senses) in class where that was true. Twice. The guy (~30) sexed a woman (~80), causing her to die.
QuoteOriginally posted by germanfryfan:Wow, you really think that many people die while having sex? :p
I could imagine that for some people a deathclock and a sexclock would show the same value.
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
In Geralds game, by Stephen King, well, the woman in that killed the bloke...
...leaving her tied up to the bed...
Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
What is this, a pissing contest?
How long until someone posts "Less than an hour! The first thing I did after I had sex was post about it on the internet!"
Originally posted by ZombieJesus:Should really have been called Dying Middle Aged Woman strapped to bed whining about life to quite honest.
Most boring. book. ever.
I have a lot of patience, but that was the first time I actually threw a book across the room. It put me off Stephen King for a long time.
Originally posted by Melllvar:
"I'll be there to cuddle you in a minute, I'm still typing my review!"
Originally posted by VelourFog:
I'm sure a lot of PEELers have sex while online anyway.
Originally posted by Ninaka:I hold the record of most anti-social PEEL Hermit ever.
There are other people around who aren't at PEELathons? Impossible.
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
they have sex with onliners... heh...
Originally posted by Bend-err:
that's called cybering i guess... and i'm sure it doesn't count :p
Originally posted by airbagfailure:
it HAS???? i'm SHOCKED!
Originally posted by Pikka Bird:Ah yes, I remember that mock Food sex scene from that spoof movie well.
...have you never seen Hot Shots, Nurdy? The two aren't altogether impossible to combine, you know. But you're right- not all meals are suitable for it.
Originally posted by futurefreak:
yeah it can also mean having the tv on...or eating :flirt:
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
Hmm, sex...part of my thinks that I'd get bored of it after a while...
Originally posted by Margarita:I don't know about that but there was an item on BBC Radio Four (http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/03/2007_12_wed.shtml) yesterday morning which said about 10% of women had never had one.
well i dont think junkies get tired of their fix. you don't get tired of drugs or sex.
here's a poll for the girls, is it true that only 20% of girls come during a regular intercourse? 'cause that's what i heard
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
whether its a vibrator from Boots....
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:
Nope, theyve got their own sex toy/aid range in recently. Theyre plugging a Durex Play: Ring thing.
here's a poll for the girls, is it true that only 20% of girls come during a regular intercourse? 'cause that's what i heardYou'd be surprised how many times I've heard this.... I have some friends who have admitted that they can never cum during sex - but can cum on their own... I'm like WHAT? Come on! I mean, you can't even get yourself off while having sex? That's the idea, right? Nope. Oh my god... Missing out!!!
Originally posted by Ninaka:
You'd be surprised how many times I've heard this.... I have some friends who have admitted that they can never cum during sex - but can cum on their own... I'm like WHAT? Come on! I mean, you can't even get yourself off while having sex? That's the idea, right? Nope. Oh my god... Missing out!!!
you'd think it'd be harder on your own 'cause you have to use your brain more and get yourself in the mood.Nah I don't think it's that... it's the anatomy of it all.
Originally posted by HookerBot 5000:Hentai kitty is being violated in several orifices by tentacles, a disturbingly popular theme in hentai, apparently. :hmpf:
I dont get Hentai Kitty. :hmph:
Originally posted by Margarita:I've known a handful of girls who never came until they had a guy show 'em how it's done. hah, "Show 'em" honestly though, I come less than whoever I'm with. It's frustrating not finishing. I'll have to work on faking it better- like a Houdini (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Houdini+) but without the punchline.
i know. you'd think it'd be harder on your own 'cause you have to use your brain more and get yourself in the mood. agreed on the missing out part haha
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Back on topic slightly, does anyone else fear of injuring themselves while masturbating?
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Bahahahaha.
I heard of one German guy who was having sex so vigorously, that a tendon or some vital bit in his penis snapped.
So there you go folks, easy does it.
Originally posted by Bend-err:yeah but sometimes you're waiting for a phone call and you're just doin something to kill the time. I've at least asked before answering the phone. "Hey, it's rob, ya mind if I take this," or, oh it's you're mom, you should take this. course that was only oral so the one taking the call wasn't exactly actively doing stuff. It's like a game, see if you can't get them to screw up what they're sayin on the phone. I'd recommend it to anyone, just avoid jerky motions that may lead to sprained a penis.
if you answer the phone while doing it you are a fucking idiot
Originally posted by Bend-err:the important thing is that it's fun. competitive sexual activities? Everyone's a winner! cept the guy with the sprain johnson
sounds interesting... yet stupid
Originally posted by LayZ341:Or you could try the other kind of protection, like that fool who wrapped his genitals in tape to hold off terrorist attacks.
Well, thats common sense. But a condom wouldn't protect me from the stories you're talking about. Unless that "Super Rubber" Nurdbot is talking about ever comes out.
Originally posted by Bend-err:
not off
just the veins in it snap when you break your dick
so it's more of a very bad haematona
Originally posted by Nurdbot:Penile!
penal (hehe)
Somebody should make the ultimate safety condom. A condom so powerful, it can absorb dangerous lasers and blunt impacts!I won't need one! (http://www.peelified.com/ubb/Forum12/HTML/000575-10.html#381)
It should be so awesome, that when somebody opens the packet a manly HUAH! should eminate from the packet....Agreed, maybe a cool Johnny Bravo "HUYAA!"
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
QuoteOriginally posted by Nurdbot:...Agreed, maybe a cool Johnny Bravo "HUYAA!"
It should be so awesome, that when somebody opens the packet a manly HUAH! should eminate from the packet.
Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Appropriate, since it would be a "Super-Johnny".
The Super-Johnny should also have go-faster stripes and/or speed-holes.
The Super-Johnny should be nuclear-powered for amximum efficiency, and should have a tungsten carbide tip.
The Super-Johnny should have a screwdriver attachment, a bottle opener, a corkscrew, the tool for getting stones out of horses hooves, a threat detector, a powerful torch, a small blade for gutting fish, a large blade for general cutting, a collapsible dinghy, a hacksaw, a socket wrench, and that little tool that you get in a plumbers bag which is totally useless.
The Super-Johnny should be lethal to fish and children, should have a pleasant smell and taste, should play MP3s, should be carbonated, and should be ribbed for her pleasure.
It should get 300 miles to the gallon, be water resistant and wind resistant, work at a depth of over 200 meters, and be able to survive in the harsh vacuum of space for a thousand years. It should be gold-plated, battle-armoured, and able to produce a cup of something that almost (but not quite) totally unlike tea.
The Super-Johnny should weigh under 2 ounces and yet should be able to kill a man if dropped on his head, should be flame-retardant, and should come in a range of exciting day-glo colours,] as well as an urban camoflage print.
The Super-Johnny should also probably not be used during sexual intercourse.
Gentlemen. You have a design brief and six hours, you may use any material necessary as long as it is latex and nothing but latex, and this post will self-destruct in thirty-four of your Earth millennia.
It should get 300 miles to the gallon
Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
Asimov died of AIDS? I didn't know that ...
Originally posted by Zoidberg227:Neither did I. Wow that sucks.
Asimov died of AIDS? I didn't know that ...
Originally posted by Nurdbot:
First ... STDs, now AIDS!
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
They never will you dumb, horny nerds. :nono:
Originally posted by Wooter:
Yes, female PEELers, describe your breasts. Either that or email me pictures so that I may describe them.
Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
*mails Wooter a pic of Faze's boobs*
Originally posted by Bend-err:Oh you're not on the newsletter list? *adds*
and why exactly do you have photos of faze's boobs?
Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Is that George Muresan? He hasn't aged very well at all.
Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
QuoteOriginally posted by Bend-err:Oh you're not on the newsletter list? *adds*
and why exactly do you have photos of faze's boobs?
Expect pics emailed soon! :p
Originally posted by Bend-err:the sad thing is I'm still within a foot of his height, still I'd be crazy to stand next to someone and only come up to their shoulders. I'd prolly develop an inferiority complex pretty fast.
oh yah, and to make show looks small