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Off Topic => Offtopic Discussion => Topic started by: Juliet on 04-04-2003 17:14
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For me it would be Chirs Pontius or The Rock.
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Nicole Kidman or you.
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shhhhh that's a secret ;)
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I really don't know yet!
Did we agree that a thread like this was one too far?
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You gotta at least use a humorous euphanism, like "boink" or somesuch.
Anyway, per the question:
::closes eyes, spins around a few times, and points randomly::
Umm . . . you
::Opens eyes, sees slimmy, kills self::
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Al Gore.
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Meryl Strife :p
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Kylie, she's a little minx and has more sex appeal in her left earlobe than Britney, Christina, Pamela and all the other Barbie dolls.
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Whoever finishes fourth in the April 2003 POTM.
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isnt this "there is this girl/boy..." clone ?
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This is more shallow. :)
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Meryl Strife :p
Ew! Just wait until Nurdy hears about this. :evillaugh:
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That's the joke, dawg.
Who would I most like to engage in coitus with....
My wife.
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Didn't we always have an unwritten rule that this thread should never be allowed to exist?
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Even I remember one a few months back and it's not even my 1st PEELiversary yet.
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I guess I either missed it or didn't bother to remember. Both are plausible.
Oh well. Proceed.
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I honestly don't care right now as long as we love each other... damnit I am so corny...
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There are too many people to name, some famous, some not so famous. :p
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Just Travis.
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Aww. That's shooo shweet. ;) :p
I really have no idea. I am currently girlfriendless and I've never been good at either fantasy or foresight.
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It'a toss up between Bjork, Kate Hudson and Juli. Ahhh, who am I kidding....Juli
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Fishy Jeff!
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There's not enough penicillin in the world that would cure that action...
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I know. Jeff is like a walking SARS as it is. Geseundheit!
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You don't want to know where he got the "fishy" part of his name in the first place.
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Hmm, I'm not really sure who I'd most like to film. There some pretty good actors out there I'd like to work with, given an unlimited budget. Depends on the movie you were making, I guess.
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Get your mind out of the gutter.
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I wouldn't like to feed anyone, not even those starving kids they are alway trying to guilt me into helping.
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^Yeah...stupid starving kids and their impoverished "nations". Their leaders can afford generals and armies and coup D'etats. When it comes down to paying the grocery bill, they look to me??? I don't fucking think so.
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My bed wrapped up in Communist Propaganda.
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Originally posted by Spice Weasel:
^Yeah...stupid starving kids and their impoverished "nations". Their leaders can afford generals and armies and coup D'etats. When it comes down to paying the grocery bill, they look to me??? I don't fucking think so.
Guns and butter, my friend, guns and butter...
Don't forget their palaces where they consort with their mistresses to produce more children who will end up starving.
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Communism = the equal distrobution of nothing.
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Toss up between my last girlfriend and my last boyfriend. Or both.
Yeah, both.
Er ... was that "too much information" for you?
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Julia Roberts, especially in 'Erin Brockavitch', what can I say? I'm a sucker for redheads.
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^Man, I forgot about Julia Roberts. Great rack and about 300 perfect teeth. Sign me up. I'm a sucker for redheds too. Mmmm...Geena Davis in Earth Girls Are Easy.
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Mmmmmm, Readheaded Girls.
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Somewhere out there is a "Svetlana" just for you Nurdy. She'll cook your meals, churn your butter :flirt: and toe the party line. Above all else, she will call you her little "Bolshevic"
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:laff:
Ah, PEEL.
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Originally posted by M5438:
Didn't we always have an unwritten rule that this thread should never be allowed to exist?
I believe that was about board members not people in general.
Originally posted by Nurdy:
Mmmmmm, Redheaded Girls.
Alison Hannigan :love:
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Originally posted by Tweek:
Alison Hannigan :love:
I think there'd be a three-way fight between me, you and TNUK for her. I'd settle for my second choice of Charlotte Hatherley (guitarist in Ash)
Mmmm, rock chicks.
@Nurdy: You know they have those Russian Bride sites. You can bag yourself a nice little "Svetlana" (but most likely would end up with "Olga", member of the Russian Olympic Shot-Putting Team - sexy!).
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Speaking of redheads and rock chicks...Belinda Carlisle. 43 and holding her own against Avril Lawhothehellcares in the sexxxy dept. I kinda dig the dumpy Dixie Chick though, so what the hell do I know?
Whoa..A girl crazee TOTPLapdance
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What..?!
Tweek said all the people who registered in 2000 were the smartest!, We're all doomed!
Also I predict Total's post is going to be long, Very very long.
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[Zapp]This thread is disgusting! Do go on.[/Zapp]
So many women, so many ... mmm
*runs away*
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[Iliketoprayalot]Your all perverts![/Iliketoprayalot]
:laff:
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::is tempted to slap Nurdbot real hard, but restrains himself::
[Alien]SILENCE![/Alien]
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
What..?!
Tweek said all the people who registered in 2000 were the smartest!, We're all doomed!
When did I say that :confused: I've always said that all the best people joined July/August 2001.
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the tv if it had a hole :nono:
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Well that comment scarred me for life.
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Uh... yeah... your TV must be really hot.
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After what television has doen to us, it wants some attention too, notice :flirt:
*petting tv and whispering naugthy words to it*
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This conversation has gotten a little too perverted...
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Just blame it on the hormones ;)
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I blame it on you.
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And your TV.
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I have a good advice for you:
Ok, are you ready?
Here I go!
:finger:
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No..Nurdbot want to..live.
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I regret saying that :cry: .
Do you still love me Nurdbot? :love:
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"Still"?
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....
Help.
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Run, Nurdbot! I'll distract him with the TV.
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[Tweek}Break it off people! This is not a chat room![/Tweek]
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*Running*
Thank yooou!!
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*evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :evillaugh:
You shall not escape!!!!!!
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<h1>Stop Spamming now</h1>
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Ok, I'll stop, I think I've learned my lesson now :D
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
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Help.
::sings:: Somebody has a boyfriend :p
Nah, I don't wanna reviwe the gender-operation joke, so let's get back on topic.
Ezri Dax was definetely cute, and the spots was just like a serious case of freckles. Definetely cute. Too bad most women grow out of freckles (or hide them with heavy make-up) as they're just about the cutest thing ever.
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Teral, Ezri Dax was indeed a cutie :love: pity she wasn't in more series :(
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Google for Nicole DeBoer and you 'll see she 's in some movies.
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Offtopic: Zombiejesus, are you from belguim?
:confused:
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I wouldn't mind Robbie Williams giving me some :love: and Spike from Buffy.
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Google for Nicole DeBoer and you 'll see she 's in some movies.
I saw her in "My date With The President's Daughter" 2-3 weeks ago. Standard Hollywood comedy, but entertaining nonetheless.
Suddenly who do I see coming into the picture? Hold on, sit up, isn't that...? Yes, it is Nicole DeBoer. :love: Definetely lived up the flick.
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My dream date would be with gareth Gates and that just a date and nothing more. He is just too cute. I also have secret crushes on too many guys.
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^ Like say Bender? :p I want my Hairdresser, She's so much more hotter than actors ive seen about the place, Perhaps even more so than Catherine Bell. She actually looks a bit like her....
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Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...
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Viggo Mortenson/Aragorn and Roy Keane are the only celebrities I really fancy. Non-celebrities is just too much information. . . :D
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Hurry up and get to 20 pages, I want to name the next one of these.
'The sad, hormonally-charged depravity thread'
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...
Because we've seen him without his costume. And he isn't really that good of an archer. :p
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For what it's worth, I wouldn't mind doing Nimkip's TV.
As for women, I'll wait for everyone to stake their claims in this thread. Whoever's left, I'll F***.
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For what it's worth, I wouldn't mind doing Nimkip's TV!
Sorry man, my propperty only! However, I do have some vcr's left :nono:
Mind, they have been used though!
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P.S. Sarge gets both a :laff: and a :love: for his previous antics.
Originally posted by Spice Weasel:
You don't want to know where he got the "fishy" part of his name in the first place.
www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org)
I tried to explain to everyone that I should be called "Mammal Jeff", but they wouldn't listen. The first nickname stuck.
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Since no one has said it yet:
Your mom.
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[Wanky]My hand.[/Wanky]
[FishyJoe]Pie.[/FishyJoe]
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
Zombiejesus? I don't know where to put this, but I have to ask you a question!
Do you know any stores in belguim which sell the family guy dvd's?
either slimmy or codefish, of course. man, those guys are hot.
[Since Spiffy commented on their hotness this is on topic.. the original quiestion wasn't so that post was deleted]
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the truth will set your teeth free.
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I really don't know... Maybe I do when I get older.
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Good Hawk.
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there are too many I wanna fuck :D
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You kiss your mother with that mouth..?..At least put a Asterix in that word.
This >*<.
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I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!
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@Nurdbot: I don't kiss my mother anyway.
And what's the different if I put Asterix in that word or not
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!
Oh my god Christina Agueliera is a dirty tramp.
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Use an Obelix instead, much funnier.
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Its true, she is. Nice arse tho.
Why do i get the feeling, that after seeing that site, some pervert in florida was down on the marina trying to pick up an aquatic mammal?
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I know she is a whore, but I said I would dump her after the sex!!
:laff:
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Riiiiiight...
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!
Like all of us, you know you'd never be able to do that.
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oh fromage,I just found your name means 'cheese'on french :p
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what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?
:D :D :D :D
Would you peek on her? :nono:
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Originally posted by Margarita:
oh fromage,I just found your name means 'cheese'on french :p
I am very proud of you.
And some people in the "real world" (where almost nobody talk about star trek) call me Fromage too. And it's not because I smell bad! :)
And to prevent that post from becoming useless, I'll answer Juliet's question.
The person I most want to have sex with is my girlfriend, who is the most beautiful girl I've ever met. (I was saying that even before being with her)
But if the question means "who is the celebrity that you find the most attractive?", I'll have to say Nicole Kidman or Heather Graham. Or maybe Laura Prepon from that 70 show.
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?
:D :D :D :D
Would you peek on her? :nono:
When did West Virginia get the internet?
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*checks profile*
*changes nationality*
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*Invades Belgium, crushes Nimkip, installs Slimmy as new leader, leaves Belgium*
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?
:D :D :D :D
Would you peek on her? :nono:
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Uh...I don't have a sister....anymore :flirt:
(Has now just confused self and unable to figure out what I meant by this post)
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You sick bastard! I'm telling mom!
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I think Mom might know already. After all, she did catch me dragging sis's corpse out to the backyard in a garbage bag.
"Son, what's that?"
"Nothing, mom. Just some trash."
"Why's it bleeding?"
"It's, uh, bleeding trash."
"Oh, okay. When you're done taking out the trash, call your sister and Jeremy to dinner."
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?
:D :D :D :D
Would you peek on her? :nono:
Hey I peek on my sister all the time and she is far from being the most beautiful girl ever created.
Anyho I'm claiming Amy before Kryten gets here.
BTW mods I did a thread like this except it was about peelers not celebrities and it got closed, thats discrimination against wankers I tells ya
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this thread is not about PEELers? Aww
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Wow, not only are Peelers pathetic, they have really bad taste as well.
Christina Aguilera..?
"Oh yes Mr Corporate-man, fuck me up the ass a little harder! Tell me what I want! Tell me bitch! I have no need for independent thought!"
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Let's hear Ben!, Let's.
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Originally posted by Ben:
Wow, not only are Peelers pathetic, they have really bad taste as well.
Christina Aguilera..?
"Oh yes Mr Corporate-man, fuck me up the ass a little harder! Tell me what I want! Tell me bitch! I have no need for independent thought!"
I'd go Christina Aguilera, pre-skantified version.
Anyway, I do think that a lot of it has to do with power and celebrity. To have sex with a famous person (I'll generalize, and say 'famous female') is about power. Women are generally portrayed as passive/without power. The rich and famous are seen as very powerful. Hence, the condudrum.
The act of fucking a famous person puts you on an equal level with them. We all want to be rock-stars, don't we? Through fantasies, we, the anonymous and powerless, can imagine being famous and powerful.
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*Imagines his Communist army marching through PEEL, Red Banners and all*
Say what..?
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Originally posted by Margarita:
this thread is not about PEELers? Aww
I don't think there is anything saying you can't name a PEELer as the person you want most, it just might not be a good idea unless you know the person concerned wouldn't take offence.
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Tweek.
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What? You dirty tramp! I'll fight you for him.
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Tweek's HTML powers must make him attractive. I've been always fond of Kryten.
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Kryten? You have horrible taste in men. Tweek is where it's at.
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I'm afraid, I'm very afraid (http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/errrr.gif)
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...
'Cause I didn't notice this thread until I changed my mind and started fancying Elrohir. :p
Though you AND Holly have a pretty good taste as well. :)
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Originally posted by Tweek:
I'm afraid, I'm very afraid (http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/errrr.gif)
here, let me hold you. tight.
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Originally posted by Ricky:
Because we've seen him without his costume. And he isn't really that good of an archer. :p
I didn't want him for his archery...
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...
ever seen Black Hawk Down.
-> Pfc. Blackburn
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It's the fake long blond hair I love. So he can keep the wig and the costume on...
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"You can leave your wig onnnnnnn...."
[backup singers] LEEEAVE YOUR WIG ONNNN!!"[/backup singers]
Would a celebrity orgy be too much to ask for my next birthday?
Portman, Anya from Buffy, Jennifer Garner, Cat Deely, Alyssa Milano.
Ah, greed.
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The problem with that is, that they may leave you out and just go at it themselves.
Actually, watching'll do just fine.
::grabs popcorn::
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Bring on Nappster!!
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Would a celebrity orgy be too much to ask for my next birthday?
Portman, Anya from Buffy, Jennifer Garner, Cat Deely, Alyssa Milano.
Ah, greed.
Sounds like something straight out Friends. The one where Chandler and Janice each picked 5 celebrities they were allowed to do the horizontal hooky-pooky with, and the other one couldn't get mad.
"You laminated it!!?"
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Yeah, I did mine in the last "Desire" thread, and as far as I know, they're laminated too.
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Shakira :) :D :love:
and iliketowankalot
Threesome!
Also thanks to this thread for giving me the best laughs since getting my whole body smashed in last night.
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You want a dirty sex-crazed person who makes goat sounds in your bed? And don't get me started on iliketowankalot!
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Vote Ricky for PotM May 2003 for that post alone :laff:
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I'd definitely go with Shakira, in her red or black-hair version. I'd punch anyone who says her name wrong.
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Alyson Hannigan. It's been said, but bears repeating. If I were allowed to choose one woman in all the world to be with it would be Alyson Hannigan.
As I don't stand a chance of ever becoming her personal sex slave, I'm quite willing to have sex with any PEELette who doesn't mind wearing a ginger wig and talking about having sex with musical instruments a la American Pie.
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(main stream old guy choice) I would of said Harrison Ford, except him dating Calista Flockhart makes me so ill that I wish him a slow painful death.
(younger nerd tv show choice) Seth Green as Oz on "Buffy"... mmmm short and skinny.
otherwise, I'll have to go with your mom, or juliet.
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I have this problem. There's this person, on this message board I visit sometimes, that I totally have a crush on. However, I get all weird and nervous whenever I IM that person. We've been talking for a while, but I don't think that the other party feels the same way about me that I do about them.
Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.
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Originally posted by evan:
Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.
Since you revealed this in this particular thread, can we assume you want to take your love to the next level? :flirt:
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Sohpie Ellis Bexter (next bond chick i hope)
Mini Driver
and a Secretary from my work
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(qouted by Nimkip):
Nimkip? You mean PIKMIN?!
Filthy J-pop whore-in-denial!
Repent!
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Your mom.
(Had to do it)
(If it's already been done, curse the person who beat me to it)
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*points and laughs at Drippy*
You're late! Live in the now!
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Ah, The ever moving now.
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Nimkip? You mean PIKMIN?!
PIKMIN> NIMKIP when you turn it around! :D
You know the game?
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Alyson Hannigan. It's been said, but bears repeating. If I were allowed to choose one woman in all the world to be with it would be Alyson Hannigan.
As I don't stand a chance of ever becoming her personal sex slave, I'm quite willing to have sex with any PEELette who doesn't mind wearing a ginger wig and talking about having sex with musical instruments a la American Pie.
Have you ever got in touch with her to offer your services as a sex slave? If not, you never know she might like the idea ;)
You want a PEELette with a wig, are there none with naturally suitable hair, or who might at least be willing to dye there's? :p
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I like Archie2K because he is cute :)
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My wife, Meg Ryan, any other human female - in that order.
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I like to get busy with Fry :love:
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I'll do anyone, even the ugly and fat people!
I'm willing to take one for the team!
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I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.
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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.
You are in the same country so why not do it? :evillaugh:
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I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.
You like it rough huh? I'm willing to go extreme!
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Just how 'extreme' are you willing to go? I hear MuscaDomestica is planning a new movie.
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Originally posted by evan:
I have this problem. There's this person, on this message board I visit sometimes, that I totally have a crush on. However, I get all weird and nervous whenever I IM that person. We've been talking for a while, but I don't think that the other party feels the same way about me that I do about them.
Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.
I knew it!
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(http://humor.tiscali.nl/funnypics/020.jpg)
*point to picture*
I'll do it!
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Mmmm, I can't wait to see this hot, cactus on man action.
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Hey VelourFog, how about a threesome?
Bull-on-arse action. Ooh, that has gotta hurt!
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Who the third person :flirt: That bull picture is so funny.
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Totalnerd got there first, but Alyson Hannigan all the way.
The third person would presumably be evan.
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Originally posted by Dark Prince:
Totalnerd got there first, but Alyson Hannigan all the way.
I think there's a queue consisting of Tweek, myself, TNUK and you (in that order).
Standard shotgun rules apply, I think Tweek called her.
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Maybe I'd go with a girl from UK
I heard they were pretty easy
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Is this true? JOY!
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I'll take you out to a bar on a Friday night. Get drunk then go upto some girl and start talking. They'll probably find you adorable for being from a strange foreign land. Ignore their drunken ramblings, check the ring finger, then sneak off to the bathroom and get some condoms. Then sleep with hyer and run away before the alcohol wears off and you see what an ugly bint she really is :p
So yes, it is true.
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Maybe I'd go with a girl from UK
I heard they were pretty easy
Joy, mabey. However, would you want to hear a english girl with a crappy accent, similar to a screaming cat, while you rock her world?
I don't think so! What if she has an orgasm? You wouldn't survive the anoying sound she makes! It will make you deaf!
*shudders*
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Dude, you couldn't get laid in the UK even if you had £1000 poking out of your zipper. :p
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Or even 1000lbs
British girls don't tend to like jerks who think ratemypoo.com is the epitome of humour. Believe me, I know one. He now has a girlfriend (huzzah, someone more tragic than I) but he refuses to let me meet her = ugly bint.
Aren't I kind :p
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I have a better sex life than Nimkip. And I don't leave the house.
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I have a better sex life than Nimkip. And I don't leave the house
Your moma doesn't count!
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I wank. You moron.
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(http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/section.images.2003040408/up-women-00284.jpg)
I'd love to do her someday! Yum
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(http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/section.images.2003040408/up-men-00276.jpg)
Nurdbot, I found this picture of your boyfriend!
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On a completely unrelated topic, can you ban people from using UBB?
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of course!.. ;) :p
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Hey, that last picture is of me! I'm outraged!
Originally posted by Melllvar:
Dude, you couldn't get laid in the UK even if you had £1000 poking out of your zipper. :p
Aw, that means I probably couldn't get laid in the U.K. either. :( :evillaugh:
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
I'd love to do her someday! Yum
I doubt she'd let you with in 10 feet of her, even ugly people have standards. :p
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Nimkip you got fucking bad taste.
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Stop abusing other users, especially ones that have been here for much longer than you.
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(http://Stop abusing other users, especially ones that have been here for much longer than you)
Sorry boss
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Can you kill Nimkip..?..
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Can you kill Nimkip..?..
Only if you ask nicely!
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ok the other person I like to fuck is Jimi Mistry. He is so sexy in The Guru.
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ok the other person I like to fuck is Jimi Mistry. He is so sexy in The Guru.]
You are an horny little girl now aren't you!
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Nimkip, you obviously know f**k all about English girls.
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Nimkip, you obviously know f**k all about English girls
Correct me if I'm wrong, but have I asked you to talk to me?
No, so shut the hell up!
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Oh boy, you're in for a spankin'...
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Nimkip will you fucking stop spamming.
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but have I asked you to talk to me?
No, so shut the hell up!
You don't have to ask me to talk to you. This is a posting board, not private chat, and I can say what I like. You're being insulting without the requirement of being witty, or even intelligent.
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I hope someone
Go banana Nimkip soon.
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I'm not hinting or anything.
Ban the bastard.
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did I mention that I want to fuck banana? ;)
go,banana! (http://margarita.mysitespace.com/banana.gif)
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Nurdy, I would ban him if I could.
Margarita, if you want to, why don't you? :p
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but have I asked you to talk to me?
No, so shut the hell up!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but have we asked you to talk to us?
No, so shut the hell up!
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Originally posted by Tweek:
Margarita, if you want to, why don't you? :p
um..I can't find..right banana...yeah...um.. :p
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the go buy some :D
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It's my banana fucking joke. :P
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thats why i used it :p
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Reading this post I realize why I made a rule not to get into this subject over the net. Where as some of it was fun to read some was VERY DISTURBING!!!!!
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You're all wankers!
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no
wankers who posted in this (http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/12-000148-1/) thread
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Dude, you couldn't get laid in the UK even if you had £1000 poking out of your zipper. :p
LOL!!
:D
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Originally posted by The Names Nick:
Reading this post I realize why I made a rule not to get into this subject over the net. Where as some of it was fun to read some was VERY DISTURBING!!!!!
Jooooooin us!
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
Joy, mabey. However, would you want to hear a english girl with a crappy accent, similar to a screaming cat, while you rock her world?
I don't think so! What if she has an orgasm? You wouldn't survive the anoying sound she makes! It will make you deaf!
*shudders*
What do Belgians sound like?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but have we asked you to talk to us?
No, so shut the hell up
Touche!
What do Belgians sound like?
They sound like shit! But I'm not actually a belgian you know! I live in belguim, but my parents are dutch. I've only lived in Holland for like 1.5 years!
Damn, I gave you too much information!
[Double post combined]
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Phew! He 's not entirely Belgian.
*is less ashamed of being Belgian*
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He still salutes your flag!
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Phew! He 's not entirely Belgian.
*is less ashamed of being Belgian*
No, I wouldn't be if I were you. Just watch Betty from big brother and you're back to being ashamed again!
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"ZJ, you should be more ashamed than ususal"
I don't post for a week and all these irritating newbies start posting! Ggh. Where did the good batch of newbies go?
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grrrrrrrr Nimkip you are spoilering this thread!!!!!!!! I hate to say this but I want this thread to be closed.
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
No, I wouldn't be if I were you. Just watch Betty from big brother and you're back to being ashamed again!
Oh yeah? She 's Polish. Her last name is Obnaczec or something like that. She 's not that hot.
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Where did the good batch of newbies go?
Such a thing has never existed.
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Except when you were new, right?
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No, I was annoying as well.
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Good Newbies..?..I suppose only iliketoprayalot would be a good newbie if he was real.
But sadly, there is no such thing. Arrogant little twat's.
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Dude, you couldn't get laid in the UK even if you had £1000 poking out of your zipper. :p
There's another thing I can try at the bank...
(http://Stop abusing other users, especially ones that have been here for much longer than you)
I don't think Nimkip quite has the grasp of these UBB tags...
Nimkip, you obviously know f**k all about English girls.
Delete the word "English".
You're all wankers!
Your point being...?
But I'm not actually a belgian you know! I live in belguim, but my parents are dutch. I've only lived in Holland for like 1.5 years!
I don't care. Neither country has a Grand Prix anymore, so in my eyes they don't exist.
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This is Jimi Mistry. I think he is so good looking.
(http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/juliet/jimi.jpg)
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Nimkip's kinda killed this thread, Let's just watch it sink into the mud.
And come back. And sink. And come back.
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No!
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If I were a moderator, I'd BAM! this thread.
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Originally posted by Ricky:
If I were a moderator, .
A man can dream, a man can dream...
:evillaugh:
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Let's kick it up a nouch with some bananas!
(http://thehub.getduffed.com/Banana.gif)
(http://thehub.getduffed.com/Banana.gif)
(http://thehub.getduffed.com/Banana.gif)
(http://thehub.getduffed.com/Banana.gif)
BAM!
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Originally posted by Juliet:
I like to get busy with Fry :love:
Cool. You take Fry and I'll take Leela. :love:
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
There's another thing I can try at the bank...
So, by that logic, if money and power is a turn on. Then the most desirable male is:
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Well, I'm 50% of the way there.
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
So, by that logic, if money and power is a turn on. Then the most desirable male is:
No... it would be Bill Gates. So I think that disproves that theory.
As for me... well... I dunno. I narrow it down to:
1) Female
2) Disease free
3) Relatively attractive
Bonus points for being redheaded and/or rich.
If you fill out these requirements, please mail yourself, with a self addressed, postage paid crate to ... well... email me.
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dyed red hair is ok? :p
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...yes as long as its not strawberry blond or some blindingly bright almost pink form of red.
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Originally posted by Chump:
...yes as long as its not strawberry blond or some blindingly bright almost pink form of red.
my hair isnt bright red :)
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This Dude at school.....
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
I'd settle for my second choice of Charlotte Hatherley (guitarist in Ash)
Mmmm, rock chicks.
(http://www.tph.ch/ecards/1.jpg)
:love:
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^ Whoa!!! Hot chick playing a single pickup Gibson SG *takes notice* Never heard of her, but she's my kinda gal. W00t!
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Yeah, according to an Ash fansite her band nickname is "Shagger". I wonder why? :flirt:
Makes me love her more.
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OMG! O.o I don't even know! ::Cries::
--Missy
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Now correct me if I'm wrong , but in that pic she bears more than a passing resemblance (sp) to Laura Prepon from that '70's Show.
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Well
She's a beauty!
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You're not wrong, Charlotte has darker hair, and is less, um, veluptuous (sp), but there's a resemblance. Charlotte looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but you know she's a hellraiser.
I love that. :love:
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::Still thinking about who she'd like to f***:: lol.
--Missy
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I'll decide for you..........Jennifer Garner!
OOH! Great choice, LittleMiss!!
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^Take pics of that wouldya Missy?
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Second! ;)
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BTW, Missy, your second choice is Nicole Kidman.
Good choice!
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I saw footage of Nicole Kidman today at some gratuitous award/backslapping party wearing a black miniskirt. Damn, when she dies then the Flamingo will have the longest legs in nature. :love:
EDIT:
Charlotte Heatherly...What a great name. I could get seriously stuck into a dame with that name. However that's just her stage name. Me thinks her given name is something like Mable Axelby
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Well, Charlotte is such a cool name anyway. As some of you know, I play with a pretty hot lookin' rock chick called Charlotte in one of my bands.
Here's a pic (you'll have to paste the link):
http://www.geocities.com/nerveharvest/shaven6.JPG (http://www.geocities.com/nerveharvest/shaven6.JPG)
I'm there in the background (somewhere)
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^ Damn..This hot babe plays a Fender P-bass with a hot pink pickguard and matching cable. That works very well for me too. Rock chix rool.
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She's a real sweety too! She has a thing about pink and black. For her 21st birthday, that was the dresscode.
Just for you, Spicey, here's another pic (showing more skin):
(same deal, paste the link)
http://www.geocities.com/thegreenman_8/charlotte.JPG (http://www.geocities.com/thegreenman_8/charlotte.JPG)
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Niiiiiiiiiice. :)
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Hehehe. I got nothing to counter that with, except:
Gerry-Jenn from the band JP5. We've played many a show with her band. Black Gibson Flying-V...The rest is ummm...self explanitory. :laff:
(http://www.dropd.com/issue/78/Halloween/gerry.jpg)
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Classy!
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Believe me, this is one of her more demure moments.
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I can well believe it, I've met a few like that too.
EDIT: I should add that Charlotte Hatherley is the exception to the rule for me, as she's not that busty.
Usually, if they're stacked, then I'm interested. ;)
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Justin Timberlake :love: He is such a hottie and he is well better singing solo.
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How about a Justin Timberlake lookalike?
I'll pick you up at 8.
Also, Sara from Fallen Origin. Melllvar!! Picture please.
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No offence Juliet but your taste in men sucks ass not like Archie, his taste in men is top class
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
How about a Justin Timberlake lookalike?
I'll pick you up at 8.
Also, Sara from Fallen Origin. Melllvar!! Picture please.
I be waiting :flirt: :love:
whatever you say Wanker. everybody have different taste
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So you found my secret collection of grandad porno magazines then wanker. :o
:cry:
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Also, Sara from Fallen Origin. Melllvar!! Picture please.
Done and done.
(http://freespace.virgin.net/steve.leigh/saraprom2.jpg)
One "promo" picture, and....
(http://freespace.virgin.net/steve.leigh/gizfo3.jpg)
One "live" picture (that's my drums she is playing).
Archie, you do know they're playing in London the weekend after next?
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I'd like to get in bed with Jolene Blalock (the chick from Enterprise... yes the vulcan one). She is a hottie outside of that tv show.
Hmm... I sometimes imagine I'm with Jolene when I'm sleeping with my casual/sport f**king friend - so far I have restrained myself from calling out Jolene's name. Thank god she (my partner) doesn't use computers otherwise I think our "arrangement" would be over as of today ;)
Kip.
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Done and done.
[See picture in Melllvar's original post]
One "live" picture (that's my drums she is playing).
Cute, I like this one better than the promo pic.
Is that a lowcut tanktop she's wearing?
Hmm, how does she feel about dyeing her hair purple?
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Back off Teral, she's mine!! I called her first.
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You're challenging me to a duel? Waterpistols, at 20 paces. First one to get soaked lose.
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At the AGI baby, at the AGI.
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Pamela Anderson perhaps...
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Originally posted by Teral:
Cute, I like this one better than the promo pic.
Is that a lowcut tanktop she's wearing?
Hmm, how does she feel about dyeing her hair purple?
I'm sure she'd be fine with it, I'm not sure about poking one eye out though. ;)#
I like the second pic too (for other reasons).
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That chick from the Veet ad.
Where she whips off her knickers real quick is the sexiest thing I've seen on TV for a good while, and I also wouldn't mind being mounted by her like that guy in the ad.
Hubba.
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
I'm sure she'd be fine with it, I'm not sure about poking one eye out though. ;)#
I like the second pic too (for other reasons).
is it cause her ass crack is showing?
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Originally posted by Juliet:
I be waiting :flirt: :love:
whatever you say Wanker. everybody have different taste
And you'd know that from firsthand experience?
Sorry
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Nicole Kidman?! Ew. ::Shudder:: Well, it would've been worse if you said Kirsten Dunst! XD
Cutie actors I'd like to f***... *thinking* Err... Seth Green!!! Married actors turn me off, well, except Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's a hottie! *___* Wait, Seth's not married, right? o.o I hope not.
--Missy
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Ew?!?! Take that back!!
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:nono: i dont know who id like to take to bed. lol :hmpf:
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*Gives MrSpock a Beaniebaby with a hole*
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Those things are quite small.
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Originally posted by LittleMiss:
Nicole Kidman?! Ew. ::Shudder:: Well, it would've been worse if you said Kirsten Dunst! XD
And what's wrong with Nicole Kidman? Not only has she become more attractive since she got divorced, she's been a better actress, too.
She's no worse a choice than Seth Green..a guy in his 30s still pretending to be a teenager.
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Nicole has stolen all of my men!
Tobey maguire, Ewan Mcgregor, Wil Anderson... even precious Sean Biggerstaff said he loved her.
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She left you that poof Tom.
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Ew, Tom is gross.
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Just don't bad-mouth Nicole. I'll scratch your eyes out.
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As long nobody mentions Gwyneth Paltrow, everything will be fine. Do it, and everything will be lost.
Oh wait... d'oh!
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I have no idea, I have too much of a inferiority complex to see myself achieving relationship consumation with any other woman. :nono:
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Well, I have mates that tease me on this girl that they think I like but I don't! :mad: idoits!
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Originally posted by evan:
[snip]
She's no worse a choice than Seth Green..a guy in his 30s still pretending to be a teenager.
Hey, I resemble that remark. Wait until you're in your 30s, you'll be acting like a teenager every chance you get.
Once I'm in my sixties I hope to be able to act like I'm in my thirties)
I still want to bang Meg Ryan silly.
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Originally posted by Gocad:
As long nobody mentions Gwyneth Paltrow, everything will be fine. Do it, and everything will be lost.
Oh wait... d'oh!
Gwyneth Paltrow was attractive in a few roles. Most noticeably, "The Royal Tenebaums" and "Seven." (early in the film) Yes, I know I have a sick sense of 'attractive,' but she's still cute. And you could see plenty of her bosom in the previews for that new movie she's in. :laff:
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Originally posted by evan:
Gwyneth Paltrow was attractive in a few roles. Most noticeably, "The Royal Tenebaums" and "Seven." (early in the film) Yes, I know I have a sick sense of 'attractive,' but she's still cute. And you could see plenty of her bosom in the previews for that new movie she's in. :laff:
I'm tempted to say something, but I won't.
At least you are honest, which is a good start, and maybe sooner or later you will be able to develop some good taste...
:evillaugh:
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Originally posted by evan:
Gwyneth Paltrow was attractive in a few roles. Most noticeably, "The Royal Tenebaums" and "Seven." (early in the film) Yes, I know I have a sick sense of 'attractive,' but she's still cute. And you could see plenty of her bosom in the previews for that new movie she's in. :laff:
Gwyneth Paltrow has a busom?
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Oh, okay...a push-up bra was used. It's movie magic! Thrill at the special effects! It's busom-tastic!
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
*Gives MrSpock a Beaniebaby with a hole*
:p keep dreaming,
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Originally posted by evan:
She's no worse a choice than Seth Green..a guy in his 30s still pretending to be a teenager.
Hey! that's why I love Seth Green. I'm a girl in her 20s pretending to be a 12 year old! yay.
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You're PRETENDING?
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
Originally posted by evan:
She's no worse a choice than Seth Green..a guy in his 30s still pretending to be a teenager.
Hey! that's why I love Seth Green. I'm a girl in her 20s pretending to be a 12 year old! yay.
Pretending? Hmmm....I could go for that.
:flirt:
(I can't believe I said that. I'm such a horrible individual :( )
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i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
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I've been sitting here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out an appropriate reply to that. I give up.
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no comments.
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ewww, strethed out, I take that to mean loose. o crap gonna lose my lunch. WARF!!!
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Anyway.
Who would I most like to F***?
With a wonderful description like the above one, how could I not choose VF?
VF, you're the one for me. Bring yourself and that wonderbra on over here.
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By The Names Nick:
ewww, strethed out, I take that to mean loose. o crap gonna lose my lunch. WARF!!!
As a woman, I find that offensive. It's not like your urethra is the tightest orifice I've ever seen.
And I would like to f*** TMC, after he's been thoroughly checked at the VD clinic.
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"I've been sitting here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out an appropriate reply to that. I give up."
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Nick doesn't like expirienced women. And when I say "expirienced," I mean "old." Nick doesn't like old women. And who can blame him.
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Lots of people. VF's the ultimate woman, even if her body IS starting to wrinkle up and sag.
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
I've been sitting here for about 5 minutes trying to figure out an appropriate reply to that. I give up.
Got one. But I'm too polite to post it on a public forum.
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Actually, I had one too, but withheld it for precisely that reason :D
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
VF's the ultimate woman, even if her body IS starting to wrinkle up and sag.
Believe it all you want, that won't make it true :evillaugh:
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Hey....VF's old enough to buy us beer! Woo-hoo! And she's old enough to rent ultra-porn! Double woo-hoo!
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I wish I wish I wasn't drinking Pepsi when I was reading this.
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I think my brain just exploded.
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Originally posted by evan:
Oh, okay...a push-up bra was used. It's movie magic! Thrill at the special effects! It's busom-tastic!
I doubt that there is any hope left for you, evan... :nono:
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Originally posted by evan:
Gwyneth Paltrow was attractive in a few roles. Most noticeably, "The Royal Tenebaums" and "Seven." (early in the film) Yes, I know I have a sick sense of 'attractive,' but she's still cute. And you could see plenty of her bosom in the previews for that new movie she's in. :laff:
Remember this?: :D
PALTROW SECRETS
"You'd never know it by my movies but I haven't taken a shower in seven years. I smell like an old dumpster. Take it or leave it boys."
"Halle Berry totally stole the whole crying-when-you-win-your-Oscar thing from me. Also, all that other stuff about opening the door for other black actresses, that was mine too."
"I'm superstitious. Before I start a new movie, I also kill a hobo with a hammer."
"In Shakespeare in Love, I played a woman playing a man playing a woman. In actuality, I am a man who was playing a woman, playing a man, playing a woman. My apologies to anyone who's ever whacked off to me."
-yanked from Conan's site.
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Originally posted by Ricky:
Believe it all you want, that won't make it true :evillaugh:
so are you saying that I'm NOT the ultimate woman?
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
Ah, so you're a Philippino 12-year-old..
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
so are you saying that I'm NOT the ultimate woman?
A google image search for "the ultimate woman" shows THIS (http://www.gotrek.com/images/ultimate/ultimate_woman.jpg) shocking evidence to support your case.
I think Ben said it best when he said: "Ah, so you're a Philippino 12-year-old.." This man knows a lot about ultimate women.
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
Hmmm, a stretched out vagina is just what I need for my overly gigantic phallus.
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
...and there was me thinking you were a girly prude.
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VF, I'll send you a dollar's worth of candy if you promiss to never utter that phrase again.
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I hate everyone who has posted on this page other than me and FilthyCrab
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Originally posted by Jeremy:
Remember this?: :D
PALTROW SECRETS
"In Shakespeare in Love, I played a woman playing a man playing a woman. In actuality, I am a man who was playing a woman, playing a man, playing a woman. My apologies to anyone who's ever whacked off to me."
-yanked from Conan's site.
:eek:
Aw man, now I have something else to explain to my psychiatrist.
Wait...how do we know that any of the Female PEELer's are really women? They could be men pretending to be women...and some men on PEEL could really be women pretending to be men pretending to be women.....(brain explodes)
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I have a confession to make. I am VelourFog.
But on the bright side, my vagina has never been touched by human hands.
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But I thought Velour was really TMC. So YOU'RE TMC?
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
I have a confession to make. I am VelourFog.
But on the bright side, my vagina has never been touched by human hands.
Are you one of those robosexuals then?
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No, Tweek. FishyVFTMC was referring to animalia, ghosts, and certain sentinent rocks.
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I'd definitely go for a very freaky future girl ;)
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That's it. I'm outta here.
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
On Anglesey you'd be supermodel material.
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VF, I'll send you a dollar's worth of candy if you promiss to never utter that phrase again.
a dollar isn't worth it. saying that has brought so much hilarity to this thread.
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I hate everyone who has posted on this page other than me and FilthyCrab
even me?
Nix: "especially you!"
:cry:
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Yo mama! Hahahahaha... oh god, I'm desperately lonely...
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Originally posted by Shadowstar:
... oh god, I'm desperately lonely...
You do realise that you have to pay me royalties to use that phrase?
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Originally posted by bart182:
I'd definitely go for a very freaky future girl ;)
BOO! Lame!
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Too bad she thinks you're so lame then, isn't it..
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Hey, pity is a powerful emotion when it comes to the girls I know... of course, it's not powerful enough to warrant them going out with me.
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Posted by bart182:
I'd definitely go for a very freaky future girl ;)
Sad, sad little man.
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whats so sad about it?
boy likes future and girls...
it was my post #2222 :)
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and she's hot
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Yes, but after two years, it may be time to drop it.
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Too bad she thinks you're so lame then, isn't it..
Leave him be, he's only young...
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Ah, Much better.
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He's not that much younger than you, missy, and you're always bragging about how grown-up you are..
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he has a point...
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Oh, I wonder if he was hinting..?
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Hey I peek on my sister all the time and she is far from being the most beautiful girl ever created.
Anyho I'm claiming Amy before Kryten gets here.
BTW mods I did a thread like this except it was about peelers not celebrities and it got closed, thats discrimination against wankers I tells ya
what if your sister was the hottest woman alive and you were stranded on an island together for the rest of your lives, and there were condoms, would you have regular sex with her?
sorry this reply is late
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thats quite sick indeed. but most likely i would
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I'm gonna pretend I didn't read either of those posts.
He's not that much younger than you, missy, and you're always bragging about how grown-up you are..
Can't help it, my maturity overshadows me.
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I sense the thread dying.
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Why, because nobody wants to f*** you? ;)
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Heh, I don't need nobody, As long as I have my porn. Shall we get back on topic..?
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Can't help it, my maturity overshadows me.
There's a difference between a second party making that observation and you yourself asserting the fact..
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Maturity is in the eye of the beholder. Or something.
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If my sister was the hottest women ever born, I wouldn't notice because she's my sister and I have seen her grow up including bet wetting moments, pant wetting moments etc.
I'd like to f*** Ben, and bart182 at the sametime.
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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
Can't help it, my maturity overshadows me.
I thought you were older than you actually are, until you posted your age :)
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Tweek's the oldest here, Right..?
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Er, no. Tweek is either 34 or 35. FilthyCrab is 44 I believe. Sarge is 38? AstroZombie I believe is pretty old too.
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I'm 35, I'm fairly sure that Sarge is in his forties.
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I never knew that.
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I want to F*** Nurdbot, so it'll shut him up.
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You learn something new every day.
Except Nurdy, who waits a few years.
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f*** Nurdbot in the non-sexy sense you mean evan.
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::Prays to God Evan meant the non-sexy sense::
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Uh, sure...
::shifty eyes::
:evillaugh:
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
That's the best pickup line I've ever heard. Get your coat baby, you've scored! :p
On a serious note, how much saggage are we talking about here?
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
On a serious note, how much saggage are we talking about here?
seriously? none
[nixorbo]because you can't sag if you're flat chested to begin with![/nix]
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That's the VF we love. Pert n' popular. Well, one out of two ain't bad! :p
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*Cry's*
Why do I keep coming back to this thread..? WHY!
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VF has some nice elbows, though.
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Originally posted by Tweek:
I'm 35
Last year you said you were 34. So which is it? Better keep your story straight, Abe I mean Tweek.
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Er, no. Tweek is either 34 or 35. FilthyCrab is 44 I believe. Sarge is 38? AstroZombie I believe is pretty old too.
Finally, I can feel young again...
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Er, no. Tweek is either 34 or 35. FilthyCrab is 44 I believe. Sarge is 38? AstroZombie I believe is pretty old too.
Yeah, there's a PEEL Geriatric's club, of which I'm an honorary member too, being 31.
In years to come we'll be the ones on the front porch predicting the weather.
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Er, no. Tweek is either 34 or 35. FilthyCrab is 44 I believe. Sarge is 38? AstroZombie I believe is pretty old too.
Bastard - Sarge is in his fourties, I'm a young 39.
Now get off my lawn, you damned young punks.
[Grampa Simpson] I don't like the look of those teens over there [/GS]
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
i'm sweet and innocent like a 12 year old but with the saggy boobs and stretched out vagina of a 22 year old. . .
:laff: :laff: Top marks VF, thats the funniest thing ive read in weeks.
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Stop hitting on her, you're not gonna score points with VF over the interwebnet. [/male competitor]
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TMC, don't worry he's no competition for you
because I don't like you that way
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yaaaaaaaaay!
Oh wait.
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Aw. You'll get her. Probably. You might that's all.
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Don't worry Nurdy, I'm not worried. They ALL say "I don't like you that way" but eventually it turns into "Leave me alone you sick freak, and put that video camera away right now!"
Oh wait.
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How much does it cost to bail you..?
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I also have love for VF. But not sexy love. More like empathy/pity love.
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Yarrgh.
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
I also have love for VF. But not sexy love. More like empathy/pity love.
[Dr. Hibbert] "You mean the love of a man for a woman, or the love a man has for a fine Cuban cigar?" [/Dr. H]
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Urm - this thread had some rather "interesting" (*cough* disturbing *cough*) messages, but I rather save the loving till I get married. No out-of-the-wedlock stuff for me.
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[VF thinking] I better puts my moves on him
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[ZombieJesus]DOOM DOOM[/ZombieJesus]
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its soooooooo gotta be Joel and Billy from Good Charlotte. *sighs* I cant wait till June.
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Nurdy, stop spamming :nono:
After watching something on TV last night, I think I'll add Anna Friel to the list of people I wouldn't say no to ;) :p
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Lauren Ambrose.
I first saw her in the movie Swimming, and I was very pleased to see that she 's also in the series Six Feet Under.
(http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/images/swimming_poster.jpg)
(http://www.terra.com/ocio/television/especiales/emmys/fotos/lauren_ambrose.jpg)
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Originally posted by The Knux Bender:
Urm - this thread had some rather "interesting" (*cough* disturbing *cough*) messages, but I rather save the loving till I get married. No out-of-the-wedlock stuff for me.
Yea I agree some of it is disturbing n a bit nappy but it is also good for a laff n if you are on a diet reading some of these post will help you keep your appetite in check.
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Tsk. I don't think anyone else has said this yet, so I will... I would copulate gladly with Leela*!
*not Lesbian Leela.
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Tsk. I don't think anyone else has said this yet, so I will... I would copulate gladly with Leela*!
*not Lesbian Leela.
ROFL!!! someone better dail 911 because I might die laffing here in front of my computer. :laff: I can never recall at any point in my life where I can remeber someone openly admitting they where turned on by a cartoon character, though I have only been here on PEEL for less then a month so thats probably why. :laff: I also think its funny how you made sure to let everyone know you where not talking about the Lesbian Leela too bad though because I might have thought you where talking about her which would have made this even more hilarious.
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But Leela's such a darling... She's obviously willing to go to great lengths to please her man (see Bicyclops Built for 2). And She's limber and active too wink wink.
In real life the one huge eyeball would probably be too much for me to deal with. But in tv-land, where robots drink beer and giant brains float around... I don't mind.
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Yea Ive seen that ep and its good but what you've posted on this thred is better as Ive gotten more laffs from what youve posted here then I did from that ep.
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Mmmm. Fiction.
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mmmm....Banana zex!
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Oooh, ooh, ooh, here we go! I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet. www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org)
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Right. That's it. Hands up if HJS has destroyed all erotic thoughts.
*Waves his hand manicly and screams*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARGH!
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Oooh, ooh, ooh, here we go! I can't believe nobody's mentioned this yet. www.dolphinsex.org (http://www.dolphinsex.org)
I mentioned it once or twice, before the great offtopic crash. I even remember quoting the bit where it says that you don't want to get anally penetrated by a male dolphin.
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Or orally, if I recall correctly. Something about broken noses and snapped necks?
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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
:puke:
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Tsk. I don't think anyone else has said this yet, so I will... I would copulate gladly with Leela!
Actually I sort of said it back on page 6 of the thread.
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Well I'm certainly not going to do anything like read the thread, just for piddling little considerations like being right.
I'll fight you for Leela's hand.
Actually, that wouldn't work... She'd just spinkick whoever she liked less, if it came down to a fight.
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You can have Leela's hand, it's other bits of her I'm interested in.
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Ah-ha! You fell into my trap! She will not wish to be separated from her hand, and will therefore voluntarily and happily go with ME!
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Oh dear, It's the dividing of Amy all over again.
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Pleased to see that this thread hasn't really evolved....
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Glad to see this whole board hasn't evolved much. :) We're still arguing about a cartoon character...how about this...we draw a copy for each person interested in Leela. Okay?
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I want to fuck a banana.
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We know. Shut up.
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Originally posted by evan:
Glad to see this whole board hasn't evolved much. :) We're still arguing about a cartoon character...how about this...we draw a copy for each person interested in Leela. Okay?
Deal!
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:Shut up.
I'll shut up when you shut up.
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
We know. Shut up.
I don't recall you being made a mod, until you are don't tell people what to do, HJS was entitled to post that in this thread even if you did know it.
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Why don't you both shut up?
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wow!a post is gone!
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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:
I want to fuck a banana.
Unless it has a name, I think your banana is techincally a 'what' and not a 'who' :)
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
Ah-ha! You fell into my trap! She will not wish to be separated from her hand, and will therefore voluntarily and happily go with ME!
If she goes with me, she's seperated from her hand. If she goes with you, she's seperated from her mind. What a choice!
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Nownow, being out of your mind with desire and crazy with love isn't so bad, I'm sure she'll enjoy every moment of her years of wild love for me. :evillaugh:
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*Desperately tries to think of a suitable comeback*
*Gets a headache*
Ah, screw this!
*Goes back to staring at TheVoices' Leela pictures*
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It's okay... you can have Amy ;)
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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
It's okay... you can have Amy ;)
Meh... Amy's okay, I suppose... :(
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I'll throw in the Slurm party commercial girls.
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If only you could draw the ideal woman and for her to come to life...you guys would be halfway set.
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Oh, and I saw this---:
Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
I'll throw in the Slurm party commercial girls.
One of those girls is Pamela Anderson.
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Originally posted by The Knux Bender:
One of those girls is Pamela Anderson.
yep, good old commentaries...
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
Meh... Amy's okay, I suppose... :(
Fine, then I guess I'll take her, if Fred's not interested.
(giggles suddenly like a school-girl)
(giggles turn to cries of pain as Kryten punches me in the stomach and runs off. :( )
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Wow, When Fanboys attack.
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I want to keep this thread alive. New cute guys that I like:
(http://www.eonline.com/On/Essany/Images/hd.logo.jpg)
Miaechel Essany
(http://www.terra.com.br/istoegente/134/fotos/mundo_jim_carrey.jpg)
Jim Carrey
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(http://www.speli.com/sandestin/images/image019.jpg)
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Hey, you live in Liverpool! Anywhoo, Claire Danes as the real person, but SammyXD knows I'm really looking for a Fenchurch... (please tell me if you know one!)
And, SXD???? WTF!?!
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I'd (censored) Leela first. Then Amy.
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Hey, leave me out of this, i'm busy dreaming of Nicholas J. Speliopoulos...
(http://www.btinternet.com/~samuelhdiamond/I-HEART-SPELI.jpg)
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I'm a bit scared you have pictures of Speli. Maybe i'm just jealous.
I'm a deliverey boy!
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I am slowly backing away and getting back to another age old thread I'm going to read.
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A banana, I think already said that......Dam old dug up thread!
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I want him in my bed :flirt:
(http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/federico/federico_profile.jpg)
Federico
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I am also backing away from Juliet...
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Ack, Juliet you dissapoint. Not a Big Bro fan. Sitting and watching grass growing on drying paint is more interesting. Ack.
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Let's go do just that!
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I :love: Speli. And he :love: s me. We're going to run off to Canada and get married.
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Originally posted by Juliet:
I want to keep this thread alive. New cute guys that I like:
(http://www.eonline.com/On/Essany/Images/hd.logo.jpg)
Miaechel Essany
he looks sooo gay.
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Yeah he lives with his parents and presents the show from his house. It's not funny, though he thinks it is, and it's not even funny because of the irony. Gah. It's the eybrows, them's presenter-brows...
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He _does_ look like the guy with the mole from the last Austin Powers film. Except for the fact he doesn't have a mole, obviously. In fact 'doesn't look like the guy...etc.' would probably be more accurate...
Marcus.
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Originally posted by fry2006:
I'd (censored) Leela first.
Welcome to Fredland. Keep one hand in your pocket while looking at my siggy picture.
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I still want Alison Hannigan :love: I still haven't had her :cry:
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Isnt she a lezzo?
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Ask Alexis Denisof.
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Who i'd like to f***
Drew Barrymore
Zhang Ziyi
Jena Malone
Michelle Yeoh
Jennifer Connelly
Famke Janssen (her alter ego Xenia (her thigh crunching power))
Cate Blanchett
Kirsten Dunst (with red hair)
Elisha Cuthbert (i'd real time her)
Liv tyler (as an Elf)
Anna Pacquin
Halle Berry (with white hair)
Miranda Otto
Katie Holmes
Radha Mitchell
Lucy Liu
Emma Watson
Naomi Watts
Nicole Kidman
Leela (YES, the Leela from Futurama)
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Drew Barrymore?!?!
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Originally posted by ShineFusion:
Who i'd like to f***
Drew Barrymore
Zhang Ziyi
Jena Malone
Michelle Yeoh
Jennifer Connelly
Famke Janssen (her alter ego Xenia (her thigh crunching power))
Cate Blanchett
Kirsten Dunst (with red hair)
Elisha Cuthbert (i'd real time her)
Liv tyler (as an Elf)
Anna Pacquin
Halle Berry (with white hair)
Miranda Otto
Katie Holmes
Radha Mitchell
Lucy Liu
Emma Watson
Naomi Watts
Nicole Kidman
Leela (YES, the Leela from Futurama)
Wow. Will that be all at once?
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Originally posted by Jeremy:
Drew Barrymore!?!?
BLASPHEMY!!!!!
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Originally posted by ShineFusion:
Who i'd like to f***
Kirsten Dunst (with red hair)
100% correct. 500 "LAN.gnome Brand" cool points.
Also:
Anna Paquin
Natalie Portman
Rachael Leigh Cook
Others that don't come to mind readily.
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
Wow. Will that be all at once?
Yes, incidentally my girlfriend is gifted with Mystiques powers.
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The Olsen twins! Simultaneously!
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Blasphemy? Sir you are the Blasphemer.
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Originally posted by Juliet:
I want to keep this thread alive. New cute guys that I like:
(http://www.eonline.com/On/Essany/Images/hd.logo.jpg)
Miaechel Essany
Originally posted by Margarita:
he looks sooo gay.
I just think he looks like a normal cute guy.
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Originally posted by Tweek:
I still want Alison Hannigan :love: I still haven't had her :cry:
Originally posted by Australian Guy:
Isnt she a lezzo?
Only on Buffy, Besides she married in real life.
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id throw in
ashley judd
liz hurley
charlize theron and for you aussies who know them
suzie wilkes
holly brisley and
any of the models from the price is right
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I think Katey Sagal is still really hot looking, and I've always wished that I could have gotten to have "known" her ever since I first saw her on MWC.
Someone who's a little younger would be Cameron Diaz, and Stacy Kiebler from the WWE
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The charlies angels girls, buffy and anya...
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how bout cordelia/charisma carpenter
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Ah, If Leela was just on Real Sex on HBO last night. A guy can dream, though...
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A 3some with Fry and Bender :flirt:
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Juliet, your Bender-loving has gone too high. Maybe you should see a doctor.
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...said the guy who dreams of seeing Leela on 'Real Sex'...
Marcus.
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I still hope. I look at the description to see if she's on, but no luck any time.
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so this thread includes cartoon characters youd like to shag?? well in that case i say daphne from cbooby doo (my first love)
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I don't say shag, I either say do or (censored).
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the powerpuff girls
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3 foot tall midget with a flat head and no teeth
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Yeah, but you'll probably die having sex with Bender. Robot sex seems to involve electricity.
Angelina Jolie is pretty freaking hot. I saw her in Tomb Raider today. She was walking in Siberia with her coat open and I decided to form a grudge against bra manufacturers.
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Originally posted by aussie dude:
so this thread includes cartoon characters youd like to shag?? well in that case i say daphne from cbooby doo (my first love)
(note:18yrs+ only)
http://www.fets.com/preview/byreq0206-04.jpg (http://www.fets.com/preview/byreq0206-04.jpg)
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If you've seen her naked, where's the desire gone?
Alyssa Milano.
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Originally posted by Chump:
Yeah, but you'll probably die having sex with Bender. Robot sex seems to involve electricity.
well you don't have to get electrocuted when you have sex with a robot. He can be very gentle. Do you know that robots can use an equipment?
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
If you've seen her naked, where's the desire gone?
Alyssa Milano.
I wouldn't say no to her either... she was naked on TV the other night :flirt:
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Damn your eyes Tweek, and mine too for missing it.
Not that I don't have pics of her..
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Alfie :love:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/walford_hotspot/images/shane1.jpg)
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Juliet, you are starting to scare me.
Also:
Any cute asian girls, Japanese or Korean I hope.
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Nurdbot and FishyJeff together at the same time :flirt:
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:love: awww.
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
If you've seen her naked, where's the desire gone?
Alyssa Milano.
Oh yeah...
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Originally posted by Juliet:
well you don't have to get electrocuted when you have sex with a robot. He can be very gentle. Do you know that robots can use an equipment?
That was The Ultimate Retarded Idea.
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Originally posted by Juliet:
well you don't have to get electrocuted when you have sex with a robot. He can be very gentle. Do you know that robots can use an equipment?
That was The Ultimate Retarded Idea.
Hey a girl can fantasise.
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No she can't.
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Yes I can
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Seek help.
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I don't need help.
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You need a 160 gold-pin connector, or at least Bender says. Otherwise, your 'motherboard' could get fried.
Back on topic, Shakira. Yeah, there's nothing synthetic about that. Except her music.
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This is too absurd to say. I WANNA DO HAWK AND FLINT FROM BRUTE FORCE!
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You know, I thought I was a loser.
But I discovered I'm a higher class one.
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Kristen Kelly, im sure no one knows who this is because she just goes to my school. as for celebrities, Carmen Electra.
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Haha...I love it when people name non-famous people that they know.
Can you imagine if Kristen Kelly read that? She would be so freaked out. Or! Maybe she would f****** you. You'll never know until you send her a link here.
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He could at least post a picture of this Kristen Kelly so we can mock/compliment his taste as appropriate.
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Only on Buffy, Besides she married in real life.
I thought Alyson Hannigan was going out with Ginger Fish (drummer in Marilyn Manson's band)?
Bastard.
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Or photoshop her/find out where she lives/hunt her down and killify her...
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Kristen Kelly is a slut, shes always down on main street selling her ass for coco puffs...
*TOTP Dance* WOOP!
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
I thought Alyson Hannigan was going out with Ginger Fish (drummer in Marilyn Manson's band)?
Bastard.
Whoever she is going out with, I hate him :mad: :p
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I heard on the American Pie commentary that she was very much like her character (Michelle) in real life after she's revealed as a sex-hungry slut.
That does it for me. She's so damn cute too.
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Tell me...am I weird for not having any serious crush on a female celebrity? Because I've been reading through this thread, and I really don't know or care about a lot of the people being mentioned.
Sure, there's the animalistic nature of sex...of ravaging, which I think we all would enjoy. But aside from that, I don't really like any so called "wanna f***" " celebrities.
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A little bit weird, but not too much.
I'd recommend a course of leeches on your wang to sort you out.
I mentioned Alyssa Milano, but I forgot Rose McGowan, her sexy ass Charmed co-star!!
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I doubt I could've said no to Tara Reid
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The Babylon 5 thread reminded me: Patricia Tallman would be high on my list. :love:
And since flood control has blocked my message, I'll just say that Jeri Ryan is also hot. :love:
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(http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg)
:love: :love: :love:
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Is that your father?
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Originally posted by Juliet:
(http://www.heptune.com/agent.jpg)
:love: :love: :love:
I second that motion :love: :love: :love:
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Agent Smith is a computer virus. Juliet and Speli want to do a computer virus.
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There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I can't go on.
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I was just explaining.
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Originally posted by fry2006:
Agent Smith is a computer virus. Juliet and Speli want to do a computer virus.
Computer viruses aren't all bad. A couple of years ago there was this one that kept sending me love letters. :love:
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LoveLetter.It doesn't love you. It infects you.
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Was it me?
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Nothing more infectious than catching the Love Bug!
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(catches the love bug and tells everyone that I love them)
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Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
and
Zhang Ziyi
Zhang Ziyi
Zhang Ziyi
The Love Bug
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You know those are multiples, right?
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I want to shove a Yoohoo bottle in & out of Nurdbots' ass so fast till he can't take it anymore.
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You want to let the Yoohoo bottle do Nurdbot?
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Jennifer Connelly
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Originally posted by Sarge:
I want to shove a Yoohoo bottle in & out of Nurdbots' ass so fast till he can't take it anymore.
Until he can't take it anymore because he needs medical attention, or until he can't take anymore of the pleasure of being violated by a bottle?
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Originally posted by ShineFusion:
The Love Bug
this (http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/postcards/monstermakers/bug-6-pl.jpg) bug?
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What the hell is that, Margarita?
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No, that bug's missing the number 53 (http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/vwdude1957/penny1a.jpg).
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Brainbug! (Speli's link ;))
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Margarita, is it a bug from Starship Troopers?
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A bug and a car. Pretty much the same thing.
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I guess it is... If you're driving a Beetle...