I'm glad it's still here. Not having a phone for most of last year kind of sucked in some ways, and I wondered how you were all doing. Plus I wanted to relay my adventures when I wasn't personally fighting off death for weeks at a time, but most of those tales are far too beyond believing, and though I visit the houses of strangers to mark the examples in their bibles, it's hard for a lot of people to accept the wisemen were feeding crystal meth to baby Jesus. That's before I show them Jesus' personal hadoken, the Rebuken! 🄯 or his dragonball z move, The Starscream🄯 and they still have their doubts. What kind of carpenter is proficient with a whip though? And who flips the pages in the wind when you ask a question? He probably has a spirit bomb too, and I haven't even seen a depiction of that yet....not that the one where he turns his head into a bullhorn isn't a powerful enough weapon, especially since the Word of God literally poured out of his mouth.
Oh cool, I just remembered why my ubb codes weren't working, they don't use the html vector brackets.
I realized that glass sphere with 7 points of light seemed a bit odd during another experience no one would believe me about (true event that absolutely really did happen): turns out the experts realized da vinci painted it truthfully toward reality if that glass sphere isn't solid, it's hollow.
He was always saying, "my piece be with you...". I just didn't realize he meant his 9mm or his glass bowl for not smoking drugs out of.
What would really blow your mind is if I told you those two hand arrangements, when brought together spell out the law he taught about, which presumably he enforced with one or both of those pieces. I'll take a picture later, and you can tell me ,"No fucking way" later.
