The Neutral Planet

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I know I already have a thread but the title isn't all that attention attracting.

So I just added Spanish Fry and added the rest of season 4 yesterday. Feel free to shower me with praise, say "you spelt that wrong" or generally worship me for adding it so quickly.

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While this thread is here, I'd like to thank you for your excellent site.  It's a place I can go when I'm supposed to be working.

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Is "300 Big Boys" up yet?

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Every episode I miss because of dinner and/or outings, I read at TNP.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
Is "300 Big Boys" up yet?

Yep. Went up a couple of weeks ago.

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Originally posted by Smitty:
...say "you spelt that wrong"...

I feel so bad for saying this...forgive me   

Two very minor corrections:

Bender: Yep. Stolen Pez anyone?

[He holds up a Calculon-head Pez and hands them around.

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Changed   

...Speaking of Three Hundred Big Boys, the one I had didn't have any end credits. Could someone give me a hand?

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Originally posted by Smitty:
...Speaking of Three Hundred Big Boys, the one I had didn't have any end credits. Could someone give me a hand?

Edit into the style you want:

[closing credits]

Roseanne: Futurama. Noun. I don't know, you just watched it dummy - what are you asking me for? Hey, here's a fun definition: Idiot [pause] noun [pause] you! [laughs]
This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.


Credits:

Written by Ron Weiner

Directed by Peter Avanzino

Starring:
Billy West
Katy Sagal
John DiMaggio
Tress MacNeile

Also Starring:
Maurice LaMarsh

Special Appearance By:
Roseanne Barr

Guest Starring:
Phil LaMarr
Lauren Tom
David Herman

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Thanks. I didn't need the actual credits though!   

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I suspected that...

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What?! DAMN YOU FOX! I never heard that last part! In the words of Bender, you suck!

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I never got to watch the whole episode, so I didn't hear that last part either.

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You weren't missing much - it kind of sucked.

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OK Bend Her is up. Obsoletely Fabulous will be up next week.

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good site

rating: +++   


I didn't edit anything

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thats a really good site. just an idea y dont u have more things to do with the neutral planet like the neutral leader? and the beage alert...(sic)

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Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
thats a really good site. just an idea y dont u have more things to do with the neutral planet like the neutral leader? and the beage alert...(sic)

Because of the pointlessness of it.

Could someone give me a hand with a couple of things from the episode? First, what song was it that was on Bender's CD. Second, when the robots are wrecking technology in NNY is the music in that scene any particular piece of music or was it something written just for the episode? Third, was the last scene of Bender walking down the road from a film or something?

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I don't know the first one, the second one I know I heard somewhere, kinda reminded me of the Matrix, and the third I think is just original.

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"Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable! 
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later."

Hey!  Whahappa?

EDIT: Nevermind.  It works now.

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"Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later"

Did you read that bit?

Geocities is crap, when a site gets too popular it normally goes over it's bandwidth limit and gets pulled offline.

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Originally posted by boingo2000:
"Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable! 
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later."

Hey!  Whahappa?

EDIT: Nevermind.  It works now.

Like aslate said, free Geoshitties pages have a limit to the amount of people that can visit a page in a day. When it goes over 3 the page goes wonky.

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You could try moving to somewhere like Tripod. Alltoons may even let you aboard, you can always try.

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I've got 500mb of space and unlimited bandwidth going spare, if you'd like a mirror...

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I can take a mirror too if you want me to. Send me an e-mail if you want me to set up an account for you.

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2Smitty:

Dave, I visit your wonderful site very often and first of all want to thank you for excellent job.

(btw, did FOX ever contact you about their copyrights and stuff? Hope you know which finger to show them if they ever will  )

Now a question - I was sort of collecting the scripts of Futurama eps for a couple of years - and now there are only like four out of 72 missing.
Recently I started uploading them to my site, so thatsome russians could read them and use when making russian translations of eps (our TV translation was just awful).

I uploaded only season 1 yet, but sooner or later I want to do it with all eps. So - the question - what do you think if I use your scripts there? Of course I will note they are from you and anything else, you wish.

Pleeease?

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Yeah I don't mind people using them on their sites so long as they ask. It's just a way of keeping track of who has them so I can email people to tell them I've drastically rewritten a transcript (which I've been doing over the weekend actually; some of the earlier ones I did were very sloppy).
Having a mirror isn't really a problem. The bandwidth problem is nothing to do with how many visitors I get, it's just because the image files are quite big. Since the site started getting really popular around May/June I was planning to do a text only site which would act as a mirror and also be there for anyone who wanted printable transcripts. That way I could kill two birds with one stone. That's just something I never really got around to as I seem to have been spending all my time acquiring the new episodes and transcribing them as well as some of the older ones that weren't fully transcribed at Futurama Chronicles. Oh speaking of new updates 4ACV04 should be up tomorrow with 4ACV18 following at the end of the week. Ah the life of a working person 

Anyway back to the point. No, a mirror shouldn't be a problem at this stage. Yes, take any transcript you want except for the uncut ones which I'm keeping exclusive to TNP 

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Thanx Dave, when I start uploading your transcripts, I'll let you know.
Do you want me to insert any special information there (like many many many thanxxx to Dave or something  )?
I'd think of giving there your http, "compiled by Dave" and date when you transcribed it, but can add anything else you wish.

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Originally posted by beck:
Do you want me to insert any special information there (like many many many thanxxx to Dave or something   )? 

No that would be arse kissing. "Transcribed by dave at <a href="www.geocities.com/theneutralplanet">The Neutral Planet</a>" will be fine.

Nearly finished Bender Should Not... just a couple of problems with it. What does Bender say in his flawless Spanish accent? "I will say adios ???? guacamole by the El Rio."
And what does Hermes say when he walks into the lounge and finds the "cigar"? It sounds like a name but I can't make it out. Help would be helpful thanks 

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"I will say adios padre, come Jesus but faithful" is about all i can make out (Sort-of).

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Thats what I thought except I though he said "be faithful." I'll leave it a little while longer.

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Actually, it could be "ye", it may make more sense that way.

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meh

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Originally posted by Smitty:
Thats what I thought except I though he said "be faithful." I'll leave it a little while longer.

Sounds like he says "come Jesus, my faithfull chihuahua, tonight we eat guacamole by the El Rio".

Apparently Calculon Jr have a dog.

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He's actualy saying "Come Jesus my faithful chihuahua."

Ah, Closed Captioning: DVD subtitles' ugly sister.

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That sounds reasonable.

More fun with lines from The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings...

Holo-Vogel: (singing) Who is this one-eyed female baby Moses?
With (furrage???) in her female baby smile.

Holo-Robot Devil: (singing) Well I don't see any danger,
In gambling with a stranger,
For my head is of a most amazing ???

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"With courage in her female baby smile"

"For my head is of a most amazing thickness"

At least that's what I hear.

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Sounds good to me! The Devil's Hands Are Idol Playthings is up.

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Smitty, if no one's emailed this to you yet, the song Bender plays in Obsoletly Fabulous is "I'm All Right (Theme From Caddyshack)" by Kenny Loggins.

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Thanks for that, I'll change it in the next update.

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*bump*

I know I said I'd have another update today but Geoshitties isn't being very nice and won't let me upload the file, nor will it let me open it's HTML editor so I can paste the file into it. Assuming it works again tomorrow I'll put both planned uncut episodes up.